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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To 46 Months In Prison For Scamming U.S Companies by jimb(m): 2:39pm On Sep 13, 2017
lafflaff123:
What more do i need to say?

Amechi Colvis Amuegbunam

The Judge should not deport him, as we are having serious problems with his cousins in ABIA State now. And if sent back to Nigeria, he will take his frustrations out on innocent people, in the name of Biafra.

Sooooo

Just lock him up. And after he finishes serving his sentence, we are begging you to still

Lock him up for even thinking about the crime the first time.

how can somebody teach me this guys job, so I can continue his legacy.?
Celebrities / Re: Yaw Dabo And Vivian Okyere To Wed Soon (Photos) by jimb(m): 9:11am On Sep 13, 2017
LordsApostle:
How him preeq go use size this girl nau!!! Abi Na him full leg him go Dey put inside?


no be only leg, him go dive enter ,inside

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Romance / Re: Couple Who Wedded In Lagos Enjoy Their Honeymoon In The Village (Photos) by jimb(m): 6:53am On Sep 11, 2017
[quote author=Muzanga post=60317198]He looks so hot. e
muzanga
Crime / Re: HIV Positive Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Rivers State (Photos) by jimb(m): 6:48am On Sep 11, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Nobody will go to hell fire because they killed themself, we only discourage suicide because the world never wants anyone to have his way in life easily ..I don't encourage suicide but if your life is just a purposeless journey heading no where but more and more pain then why keep it ..

how do I quote this guy nah
Car Talk / Re: 6 Signs Your Sparkplugs Need To Be Replaced by jimb(m): 9:06am On Sep 10, 2017
sKeetz:
well in my humble opinion, without the desire to offend those who think different from my point of view, but looking at it in depth, taking into account the characteristics of each person I honestly think....I forgot what i was going to say..

see mumu

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Celebrities / Re: AGN, Empress Ikwumonu Reacts To Okwy Chukwujekwu's Death by jimb(m): 10:29pm On Sep 06, 2017
dey don use asaba jazz follow this one
Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija : Bassey Shows Off His Muscle In New Picture by jimb(m): 5:56pm On Sep 03, 2017
[quote author=Evaberry post=60090950]Licking my lips
Mehn
I have to admit I do have some wild fantasies about this dude.

I constantly use his image to masturbate.
slowly imagining him ramming into me
*Grabs my cucumber*
am coming ?
lets be friends , You need a company like me.
Crime / Re: Girl Burnt Her Lover & Herself To Death In Lagos (pic) by jimb(m): 5:50pm On Aug 31, 2017
daewoorazer:

Advantage: they won't feel d pain that much when they arrive hell
abi grin
daewoorazer:

Advantage: they won't feel d pain that much when they arrive hell
abi
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Commits Suicide In Italy By Jumping Off A 2 Storey Building (video) by jimb(m): 10:02am On Aug 31, 2017
shamecurls:
Hope say hin die sha?

And if yes, Will the burial be in Italy or Nigeria cos men must chop and peff
mumu
Crime / Re: Uber Driver Nearly Jumps Into Lagoon In Lagos Over N90K Debt. Photos by jimb(m): 6:35pm On Aug 30, 2017
paiz:
He should be immediately arrested. where did he think he is going to? we are all in this situation together, no one is leaving.
hahahahhaa, even MMM come worsen the matter join
Sports / Re: Reactions As McGregor Strips Down To His Pants Today (Photos) by jimb(m): 9:57am On Aug 27, 2017
mistytohcute:
what's that thing

its called Amu'
its used for lashing the kpekus but befr the the okwe begins it must be charged up .
Sports / Re: Mcgregor Vs Mayweather, More Photos From The Arena. by jimb(m): 9:41am On Aug 27, 2017
louiskay:
permutations here and there.... they will never release pictures of Floyd's awkward facial expression... you can only see that of his opponent...

abi, op na naija nah
Sports / Re: McGregor Vs Mayweather, T-Mobile Arena, The 20,000 Capacity Venue(Photos) by jimb(m): 11:37am On Aug 26, 2017
MOSTEC:
i just staked 5k on bet9ja...mayweather wins with a knock out ........






..........potential winning:#5,345,867






#suregame




#tmt

please I take God beg u, give me code make I stake too, God bless u
Family / Re: Female Lawyer Cries Out After Husband Chased Her With Cutlass (photo) by jimb(m): 10:20pm On Aug 25, 2017
tonio2wo:
See fine woman whey he for dey kpansh eniha eniha, naim d yeye man dey chase with cutlass. angry

wait until u hear the oother side.

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Celebrates Iceberg Slim's Birthday With Romantic Message by jimb(m): 8:05am On Aug 08, 2017
Benita27:
If we were to judge "Being irresponsible" by looks, this guy looks it.

Anyway, Anty Juliet...you're still doing boyfriend?.


lol doing boyfriend
Sports / Re: Neymar And Friends Party On Yacht (Photos) by jimb(m): 8:02am On Aug 08, 2017
buchilino:
IS IT A GAY PARTY?.

na wetin I dey see be that
Car Talk / Re: How To Push-start A Car With A Dead Battery by jimb(m): 7:09am On Aug 07, 2017
dont forget to go back to your friends fr one bottle

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Sports / Re: Neymar, World's Most Expensive Player Always Travels With His Family (Photos) by jimb(m): 3:23pm On Aug 06, 2017
roqrules04:

How can I get this guy's whatsapp number grin
hehehe see mumu o
Car Talk / Re: 10 Facts About Bajaj You Might Not Believe by jimb(m): 9:41am On Aug 05, 2017
even the head of keke napep ridersmfr naija get money pass the producers himself...
I respect naija
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Men Love To Date Beautiful Women by jimb(m): 9:28am On Aug 05, 2017
pocohantas:
They should come and date me then...fine face and figure eight with zero home training.

Are u in a relationship now?
Romance / Re: 'Beach Babes' From The 1900s And Their Acceptable Swimming Outfits(Photos). by jimb(m): 9:14am On Aug 05, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
Just imagine.
Just goes to show you how far we've fallen all in the name of freedom and advancement.
Decency is now out of fashion.

The only thing wey dey pain me pass is the fact that some random girl who does nothing but pose in barely-there swimsuits for magazines makes more in a year than most people make in a lifetime.
Honestly, there is nothing I desire more than to leave this god-forsaken planet.


Our dear alien friends,

If you're out there and reading this but for obvious reasons have decided against making contact with the human race,know that I am willing & ready to be your servant.......... Or your lab rat. Dealer's choice. The point is: I'll happily be anything you want me to be as long as you get me off this fuckin wormhole of depression & misery we call a planet.


Yours,

Mukhtar Ibn AbdulRazaq

NOTED!
Family / Re: Man Divorces Wife Born With No Vagina (Photos) by jimb(m): 9:13pm On Aug 04, 2017
fastgyal:
I looked into this woman's eyes and I saw pains and withheld tears. This is more reason why we should pay attention to the physically disabled or those with abnormalities. I advocate that these people have a say in our affairs And shouldn't be segregated or made to feel bad. I don't blame the woman, she probably was in love with the man And felt telling him her deep secrets would make him abscond, leaving her heart shattered into pieces. she probably had told her previous partners and it didn't yield anything positive. Please let's show love to people with special disabilities. physical disability doesn't mean mental ability. We are all one and people need to understand that these people didn't choose to be the way they are. things like this make them feel inferior.
if you read my story, you'd learn from me. I'd be 19 by Oct this year, would be in my 400level hopefully by that October. So my dear and to whoever is reading it. I've been using just one eye since my primary school days after I lost the other to an operation gone wrong. it hasn't deterred ME from achieving my dreams. I've got brains and a body that would drive men agog. I don't care about the Stares I receive from people. I've simply learnt to overlook my imperfections. I pray God gives her a husband who'd love her truly.
please nobody should pity me ooo. I just wrote this to inspire others.

but u can put patch on your eye to look like a pirate.. would look awesome to behold. So what do you think?
Family / Re: If You Were To Advise Your Son/daughter On Marriage, What W'd Be Your Greatest? by jimb(m): 6:29am On Aug 04, 2017
make sure your husband doesn't eat anyother womans food fr 6 months into the marriage.
husband make sure your wife doesn't stay away your home 4pm , fr 6 months in to the marriage,
by this way they get used to the trend and once its imbibed with love, when one start s misbehaving , catching him/her is just like ...
Family / Re: If You Were To Advise Your Son/daughter On Marriage, What W'd Be Your Greatest? by jimb(m): 6:23am On Aug 04, 2017
holatin:
if na daughter

I go tell him

Fvck your husband to stupor every morning so his penis wount go erect during the day while he is with other women.

good one .. sometimes that shit works.

I heard about a woman who asked her driver to mastubate in the bathroom, and after sometime he came out and told her woman he done, the woman waited fr 5 mins and asked him to go and mastubate again, few minutes later he was done and came back to the woman amd she gave him her car keys to go drop her daughter at home. By this way the guy no go get errection in the next hour.

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Family / Re: If You Were To Advise Your Son/daughter On Marriage, What W'd Be Your Greatest? by jimb(m): 6:16am On Aug 04, 2017
TINALETC3:
Exactly Wat my mum told me
Neva jump to a man bc of money, attitude first.
Kama is unavoidable, treat ur brothers wives d same way u wnt 2 b treated in ur husband home. Neva speak wen ur husband is angry and shouting at u,4 dat wl make hm raise his hand on u, neva argue with hm. Instead, talk 2 hm wen his anger cools
I stop here abeg, it's many cool, God bless my mum 4 me, she did well
Anytime I hv problem wt my brothers, she keeps reminding me dat am a woman, if I keep reacting violently 2 dem, I wl bhave d same way in my husband's home.

I see but you aint married yet and am not too so let just stick on the good side and a little on the bad side.
Romance / Re: Girl Rubs Boyfriend's Sperm On Her Face. See Reason by jimb(m): 1:50pm On Aug 03, 2017
[quote author=Benita27 post=59103333]I can't put that smelling thing on my face. grin

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

smells like jik and tastes like unadulterated milk..
Programming / Re: I Will Teach You Web Design Free Of Charge. by jimb(m): 6:15pm On Jul 27, 2017
07036430602 add me pls pls
Crime / Re: 7-Year-Old Girl Caught Watching Porn In Awka, Beaten With Electronic Cable by jimb(m): 10:33pm On Jul 26, 2017
who get porn site, I want to watch hardcore ebony jigi
Health / Re: Remember Conjoined Twins Abby And Brittany? This Is What They Look Like Now by jimb(m): 11:03am On Jul 24, 2017
TOTAL RECALL
Crime / Re: Female Kidnapper Caught & Stripped Unclad At Ajao Estate, Lagos (Photos) by jimb(m): 11:01am On Jul 24, 2017
azimibraun:
We Will Rock You...

wahalahi we will rock u
Education / Re: The Way This Lady Celebrated Her Graduation Has Gotten Twitter Users Upset by jimb(m): 8:08pm On Jul 22, 2017
[quote author=softwerk post=58717329]Go girl!!! Way to go............... grin

Them haters don't even deserve to suck your neat pu*ssy..........Let them suck on the as*shole

Are u looking fr someone to suck urs, holla me,
am serious but u have to pay me oo

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