₦airaland Forum

He travelled to America knowing fully well that he had ebola. That's why he was given the shabby treatment.

He should have put the thing to good use.

As if the cows are soaked in a tank of chemicals. Is it not only injection to the skin? You can never stop Nigerians from eating it.

You'll have to get over your depression man, cos there ain't nothing you can do bout it. That's how life is: you're born, you grow up, if you're lucky you grow old and you die. The worst is yet to come dude, wait till gray hairs starts sprouting on your damn head and your pubic region, and your d i c k refuses to respond to some female stimuli! And you wake up one day with a stiff back and painful joints... yea rheumatism and arthritis is coming, and you got no where to hide! Best kill yourself now if you ain't ready for that shii! I've been through all that and I ain't complaining, cos I know I ain't gonn cheat nature, what's gotta be is gotta be. Just live your life one day at a time, be happy and age gracefully. I'm a happy old man cos I decided to cast all such unnecessary worries aside and let mother nature run its course. You too can.

Two will be just fine.

iykpeterz:
Is it possible i could only just gain 1FT in a month...or any drug like HGH that brings fastgrowth

Not possible dude.

Why do I find this story incredible? She came back from the village last week? You posted today, so she hasn't told you what she's passing through since last week? She's waiting for you to bang her before she can tell you, right? And you haven't banged her, right? Smh

I guess there are no girls in your immediate vicinity? Finding a wife on nairaland is not advisable.

I brush just before bed time at night. If you brush your teeth just before going to bed, then it's not necessary to brush before breakfast. Just thoroughly rinse your mouth in the morning, eat breakfast, then brush your teeth. Twice a day is okay. Too much teeth brushing can lead to gum or enamel damage.

I can't help but ask, are you a stammerer?

Give me the goobad girl.

I'm only generous to girls I find attractive.

If you're desperate to be somebody's wife perhaps cos age is no longer on your side as a lady, then better leave him. You desire him as a husband but he doesn't see you as a "wife material", so why stick with him? It is true that a marriage which develops out of real friendship is one that stands the test of time, however in this case he is not ready to take it to the next level, so why stick around? Just move on.

nassyblue:
In an ideal world, I wouldn't even advise any form of betting. But we push ourselves, 'cos of the world hustle.

Plus you can share with the house why you wouldnt advise. Lets see

I had a really disheartening experience with nairabet that made me run and never look back. I placed a bet on a team with zero draw at week 19. I used the draw method created by Mr Belanger. I was so sure the team will draw before week 30. To my consternation the team did not draw that season. It was a huge shock to me. I lost close to 90k that night. I came to the conclusion that the vfl is so not close to the real thing. How can a team go the whole season without a draw?! I'm not ashamed to say I have not logged into my nairabet account since that day.

Op, you sure that's not you?

iykpeterz: hey fellas, I need your help with fast tall growth advice.............at least gain 2FT in less than a month.........all advice is needed pls......
Though am suggesting HGH drugs.......am presently 5.1FT ........pls I need a serious help on ma growth.....Thanks.

2 feet in less than a month? That is 24 inches. Dude are you kidding me?! So at your current height of 5.1 feet you wanna grow to 7.1 feet? You wanna join a basketball team next month? Lmfao!

Dude you have 2 options, either you accept you're a midget and nothing can be done bout that or, you look for a good magician to perform that impossible feat for you. Good luck!

And why would you write such things on Instagram when you know it's false? Bitter kola does not cure ebola, as has been proven here in Nigeria. The Nigerian government even threatened to arrest any herbalist spreading such lies. Guess you are one of those who touted salt as an immune booster against ebola. Smh

Hope they're not trying to lure him to their party.

Nawa o, you wan kill me with laughter?

I'm deeply fascinated by the Edo culture, however I find the Edo names so difficult to pronounce. I wish there's an Edo language learning software so I can teach myself.

darlingnuel: Well said, BUT...
The poster is talking about being friendzoned by someone you love and crave intimacy with. Here u re, u love someone and wants something more than mere friendship. Instead of reciprocating ur gestures fr intimacy, she (or he) would rather prefer to take u as a mere 'everyday' friend. That's frustrating enough to rant about, I suppose!

Yea, but that's why it's important to clearly state your intentions at the outset. Spell it out to the girl: 'I wanna be your lover'. No guy should be afraid to say that. Don't be afraid of rejection, cos that's part of life. If a girl turns down your request for a romantic relationship, just move on! There're are plenty of pretty and attractive females out there for one to spend his whole life fixated on a girl.

Much ado bout the "friendzone." I'm so sick of hearing that word mentioned incessantly as if it's a plague or ebola. So what if I'm friends with a girl? Must I f*ck every damn girl I meet? HELL NO! Any guy that says he doesn't have a female friend, one way or another is a big liar. You can never find every girl attractive, so naturally some of them will fall into the friends category. Why are we made to believe that it's only guys that can be "friend zoned?" That is absolutely preposterous and downright absurd. I can only be your friend if I wanna be, period!

Wow, thanks Op. The finished product looks yummy!

I wonder why some people hate okro. Consumption of okro soup increases sex drive for sure. Guys please eat more okro for a healthy sex life. I'm a witness.

sauceny: My guy calm down abeg,na wetin sef¿
I hate u,bloody liar #87MissedCalls.

Dolt, I ain't fibbing!

Yea, a couple of times, but one really stands out. I had an experience with a bank staff that I can never forget. I usually went to a local branch of my bank for transactions, usually cash withdrawals. It so happened that one of the female cashiers started having the hots for me and apparently obtained my phone number through my particulars stored in their computer. Out of the blues I received a call from an unknown number one evening. The female voice on the other end told me her name and said she works at the bank and that I'd exchanged phone numbers with her that day. I played along, even though I never remembered exchanging numbers with any girl that day. That was the begining of a nightmare for me as the girl will call me numerous times a day and professing her undying love for me, how she finds me really attractive, cos of my tall frame, looks bla bla bla, and how she desires for us to be lovers. There was a day I came back and saw 87 missed calls from her! I sensed she had a really serious mental illness. All she talked about was sex, sex, sex... It was a really torrid experience with that girl. Guys should pray never to have an encounter with desperate ladies. They can make your life miserable.

Good question for those who take n u d e pics, not me.

I guess your fingers were feeling kinda itchy, you just had to type something.

Nah, never done that.