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lucenzo: COLOMBIA



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Parade ... Colombian troops




SAINT LUCIA





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Uniform ... on parade in Saint Lucia

not only is that the Cuban flag, it also clearly says, "CUBA". Saint Lucia? smh...naija and their copy and paste culture

they had to go and put tinubu in this video...made it a tad political.

yuzedo: [size=18pt]OHHHHH SNAPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOODBYE NAIRALAND, I QUIT FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/size]

you aint lied, bredrin. i'm saying, in my time, i've seen a lot on here. but this chinaimporter guy clearly takes the cake! cant do this no more, walai.

cool. albeit, i fail to see why a 17yr old can't demand to be cremated whenever he/she dies.

not yet. hoping to do so right after the pastor puts said sermon to practice. thanks for asking, though.

...and i have no plans of overthrowing the british monarchy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsFbpqgJv4I&feature=player_embedded

as soon as nepa give light.

same stuff i been hearing for the last 26years. that means nothing learned.

how about, only political scientists should occupy elected offices?

what's the point of the bike stunts?

mods, here's to hoping you'll do us the honors and frontpage a thread of "nkem owoh taking a sh!!t". imbec!les

manny4life: My own understanding of the Bible, GOD NEVER CREATED EVIL. Yall should get it straight.

true dat, bredrin...true dat. evil simply is the consequence of the good lord's incompetence and/or sociopathy. he's either clueless, or he's a sick fvck that derives pleasure in slaughtering innocent children the world over....with fire in sodom and gomorrah(or however the fark them stoopid biblical names are spelt), tsunamis in southeast asia, earthquakes haiti, hurricanes in north america, mudslides in south america, diseases in africa etc etc etc....oh, and obama drones of death in the middle-east!


@OP: like you, i dont see the big deal in this character's death. besides the fact that dude's death was quintessential self-righteous suicide, it accomplished no tangible positive results. some of the christians on here will die horrible deaths due to poverty, sickness, accidents, natural disasters and all kinds of strife...! yet jesus' self-righteous suicide was supposed to reverse the consequences of original sin - which were both physical and spiritual. but as you and many have witnessed, fark aint changed for the better since j-boy passed...and fark aint never go'n change.

someone claims dude was sin-free. i call bs on that, straight up and down. his rant and physical abuse at the temple was criminal and unnecessary. jesus clearly didn't have the nerve to assault the actual culprits...the custodians of the temple, the ogas at the top! instead he turned on the weak, the innocent folk adversely affected by the social circumstances of the times, who also happened to be trying hard to provide for their families! jesus turned on the victims! what fate would await me should i run amok with a baseball bat in a known den of thieves like any winners chapel church - thrashing the banks, church merchandise points, and the livelihoods of the poor kpofkpof, pure water, ice-cold 'mineral' and egg-roll sellers, trying to make ends meet?

Shollyps: Who is MEND?

they're a bunch of twats. ebele-sponsored loudmouthed nitwits sucking for attention all over the place. pays to ignore them.

lol. e be like say this op nor get wetin to use him data for.

these moderators really need to get it together. y'all are failing this platform. how about you find us a charlyboy "why i have facial piercings" thread and kindly post it up on the front page? i don't believe that's too much to ask.

you're not even qualified to be a part time eagle's player.

maasoap: I can see the way you see everybody as imbec!les that must include ur parents

i'll break it down for you, you illiterate piece of shoite... if ya papa and/or ya mama, and every other papa and/or mama for dis wa world dey worry diasef becos dem pikin dey use lef hand, then, ya papa and/or mama and all such papa and/or mama dem be imbeh! now, as ya papa and/or ya mama dey for dis katigori, e nor sorprize me say you sef ton out to be imbeh.

wetin dis mean on the flip side be say: ma papa and mama, and every other papa and/or mama wey get beta tings to konsain demselves with, other than the hand wey dia shidrens dey use chop, write, or clean nyansh, nor be imbeh. dem head korrekt well well...and wen dia shidrens sef com bon shidrens, dem nor go worry wish hand dem shidrens go dey use. for dis reason, my parents nor be imbeh, while you and yours dem be proper imbeh. e clear you now?

megastu: I am even trying to teach my kids to write with left hand. The left side of the brain is the most developed.

actually, the left hemisphere of the brain doesn't coordinate activities on the left side, it does the opposite. albeit, it's a good thing to train your kids to use their left hands as well. i hear i was born left-handed, but i'm ambidextrous today

maasoap: What has this got to do with being a woman? Must you comment? You think she is only parent in the world that is concerned about the child using left hand? Google is your friend, there you will a lot of concerned parents asking same question.

see this deadhead o... the op happens to be a woman. if that was a man, i'd rightly refer to him as a man. but you're too much of an !mbec!le to get that. you illiterate person... try to read, understand, then respond APPROPRIATELY.

ps: the op and ALL other parents of the world concerned about their children's left-handedness are industrial strength !mbec!les, and do not deserve to be parents.

PrettyCindy: Hello everyone, people around me have been saying that my 1 year old son is a 'lefty'. Though i have keenly observed that he does practically everything from picking up objects to waving goodbye with his left hand.

I don't believe he is a 'lefty' because i feel its because he sees me and others use our right hand alot which to him may be left when he is facing opposite me or anyone.
Besides no one uses left hand in my family and am certain its same in his birth father too so i keep wondering where he got it from.

I do not like it and want to correct and stop it.

Someone said that it cannot be corrected because he was born that way. I totally disagree.

If anyone of you has experienced such in your kid and was able to correct it, how did you do it?

i'm reading this, and i still can't believe what the fark i'm seeing. how does god create a woman as mighty stoop!d as this one, and then take it a step further and bless her with a child? something's terribly wrong here, walai.

chreld_b: Congratulations!!!!! . You are a witch/wizard you were sent to choke me with laughter.

correct persin....at least you have a sense of humor. all that is left for me na to show up for your dream! by the time i combine my winsh powers plus the brutal power of my overclocked galaxy note 2, me and my crew of winshes go forward your case to the underworld. better smear yourself in kernel oil or you nor go fit sleep well o.

chreld_b: Thank you very much for that. The truth about the matter is that Iphone is not common in Nigeria so people are yet to understand the device. I used to be in the school of thought of most commentators on this thread until I gave it a trial for my self. I had to take back everything I said about the Iphone. That is why I am threading softly on the S3 because I have not used it so I have no right to say the Iphone is better. Before now I used to ask what can an Iphone do that a blackberry cant. Now I realise how silly I was. As for the issue about paying for APPS. I have two things to say first of all most of the APPS are free. Secondly if you have to pay for an APP how much is the APP really? 0.69 or 2.99 pounds/dollars that's no biggie. for you to spend money on an APP in the first place it means that it is totally worth it. The gains and benefits you get from that APP will outweigh the meager cash you spent on the APP. Anyway like you rightly said Iphone is more common in Europe and if I may add North America also. These countries are more advanced and developed so the Iphone technology is more appreciated. But Nigerians like "akpako" and the S3 just like the blackberry seems to appeal to that. So you are regarded a fool or "gay" by a certain buffon if you dont subscribe to that school of thought. As a Nigerian I can understand that school of thought. But both devices are really good what one can do the other can also do.

hahahaha...monkey. it's quite an honor to be a "buffon"!! isn't that one of the finest goalkeepers that ever stood between the sticks?

Armaniswiz: iPhone remains a phone for girls n gays?Stop trolling bro..take a look @ both phones which of them looks more masculine both on the design n material? Here in europe u'l hardly see a guy with S3 but everyone has an iphone. The S3 is no doubt a top smartphone plus the second to none advert that pushed it's sales but Samsung r yet to make a device that beats d iPhone completely,they remain apple's closest competitor. And for anyone who thinks apple is too restricted n not user friendly..jailbreak an idevice n everything is free!

lol...what a dweeb. oga europe, say you and your fellow iSHEEP dey use iphone for the european lungu wia you dey, nor necessarily mean say everyone in europe has an iphone. now, let's just assume say your bullsheet assertion is correct, i'll have you know that europe has the largest population of gays...connect the dots, if your birdbrain go allow you.

it remains a phone for girls and the gays(not like there's anything wrong with any of those groups of people).

i made that statement. now with respect to the topic...and as far as my initial post goes, that statement remains the most irrelevant. why you berkshire khunts are getting hung up on that is gobsmacking, walai.

chreld_b: Wow!! so I'm now gay because I own an Iphone. I think your view is the most convincing by a long way. .

you could also be a princess, no?

Belovedd: haba now, this is nothing new, even my old x10 can do it. you can also do it via google talk

bros, nor mind that mumu wey waste money on iphone because e get speech recognition.

and for the lot blabbering on about gaming on the iphone5...i dont know any serious gamers(dead or alive) that'll prefer gaming on a device with a smaller screen, weaker processor, and an absolutely useless battery. spec for spec, the iphone5 is a joke in comparison to the s3. it remains a phone for girls and the gays(not like there's anything wrong with any of those groups of people).

@OP: you're most definitely better off with an android device(S3). android is the now and the motherfukin' future.


ps: the iphone crowd are called iSHEEP for a reason....for a very good reason.

please keep me informed...i cant wait to see it up in front page when his vulcanizer kicks the flipping bucket.

Kaxmytex: Chai.....mikel carry im eye go market o....
O boi....see clean babe.

lol...na delta soap she dey use na...delta dey clean bodi well well.

anyway, di gyals don hama!...next ting na horma.

as much as i dislike abati, fani-kayode proves himself an !mbecile of biblical proportions. his rant makes absolutely no sense... albeit, i'm certain the sense-free will find it pretty deep.

yea. sometimes i really feel sorry for this almighty god...or what she/he/it has been reduced to. i'm saying, he could easily have interrupted the pope's acceptance speech right there in the vatican, with a thundering voice from heaven(or wherever the fark it/she/he chills at); declaring his/her/its acceptance of the pope's election to the hearing of the thousands present at that square, and the millions watching from home. but noooo, that's too much to ask of the almighty god. the bomboclatt opted to order the clouds to shape up like an "angel" in some irrelevant corner of the earth, instead. the joker didn't even deem it fit to show as an actual angel, na to insult us with angel-shaped cloud. smh... then you wonder why reasonable people don't take religion and its hebetudinous followers seriously.


i took a sh!!t precisely 4.2seconds before that angle-shaped cloud of yours showed up. translation: the good lord approved of my sh!!t. hallelujah praise the lordt!


farkin idiats.

~Bluetooth:
The pastor hustle the congregation for their money and now,a member is hustling the pastor for his own returns. . .its god's money and god alone can judge that man.

A case of scammer get scammed.Lmao

true that, masa! the lordt bredrins giveth, and the lordt bredrins taketh.

farkin yahoo boys. next time your imaginary brother carry false id go bank, na 50% him go lose...or e go face mopo. idiats.