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sadly i'm only 6'2(if my parents had had my standards, i swear i'd have been 6'6 at least). i start fvcking girls from 5'9 upwards. no midgets.

how the fark is the pastor supposed to acquire that G5 if we all went about giving our tithes to the poor? while it is true that if everybody in oledepo's church gave their tithes to the poor, they'd have halved or perhaps eradicated poverty from within that ministry; it is also true that oledepo nor for fit amass 4 private jets! so you see, just as the followers of jesus paid tithes to enable jesus acquire state-of-the-art chariots in order to speedily spread his gospel(mathew chapter oyakhilome verse adebole), it makes no sense to give to the poor. be wise.

smart people know how to get the best outta brilliant people. that's all you need to know, poster.

lol...this show's a joke. a farkin insult to the idol franchise. aren't these the same producers that made contestants perform fela songs in a SINGING competition? how does a fela song allow a singer demonstrate hers/his vocal range/ability? i even remember femi guest judging those performances, and like the weirdo and the dumb biatch, he was a farkin tragedy of a judge....criticizing the finalists for not doing enough prancing about like fela. little wonder none of these shows ever produced an international singing sensation. shame.

fela IS a legend. he wasnt a vocalist. keep his prophetic works of art off these stupid shows!

Mintayo: I pity all of us!
That is why most of us go to church and don't get blessed; pressing fone,lookin ard and sleeping in church is a sign 'lukwarmness' and unspiritual, all these are devices used by satan to destract us and deny us our blessings!
Satan knws that just A WORD 4m the man of God(whether boring or not) can transform our lives 4 good,therefore he will do everything to distract us in church!
I will say before u leave your house in the morning,pray to god against all distraction and everything that will hinder u from being blessed! Most times the problem is not with the service bt the problem is always with US!!!

HAVE U NOT WONDER Y D PASTORS ARE THE ONES DT ARE SOMETIMES BLESSED ATIMES
May God have mercy!

blablabla, blablablablabla...where my phone, abeg? oh snap, look at the pastor's wife's tities!!! :O

just like fvcking the cell leader right after cell meetings on saturdays and thanking god for life, grace and his many mercies on sundays, most of the responses on this here thread highlight some of the many beauties of christianity!

k2039: I dont think he is bankrupt,he is just playing smart,he is shielding his assets and minimizing his liabilities.
That's what I think

as if that's not exactly what's contained in the original post. smh..

your one-stop guide to atheism.

is it wisdom to consider christianity anything other than a farking lie?

op is a farkin re_tard. evidently a poor stunt. yes he's posing in the water surrounded by his dickriders, how does that translate to helping flood victims?

FRANKLINTON: Can this type of relationship work out? Remember, you attend lectures and stay in the same class with him/her- that means you'll likely be seeing each other too often. Generally, are these kind of relationship successful?

what the fark is "a fellow course mate"?? lard!

dasparrow: Google is your friend. Google these women up and read about them and educate yourself. These women were activists who fought for the rights of the oppressed and much more. Is that not enough reason to have their pictures on a 5000 naira note?

right. rather than uplift the lives of women and children(causes some of these women dedicated their lives to), govt opts to put their faces on a piece of paper. these women must be elated at this!

8ogoegbunam: I got married early this year. My wife is a sweet lady,loving and caring lady.The only major problem we face in our young union is religoius issues. I was brought up in the anglican faith while she grew up a catholic. She promised me that she will attend attend the same church with me once we got married, her only condition is that I should wed her in the catholic church. Amidst great opposition from my parents who were against it initially on the basis of religion, I fullfilled my promise to her by holding our wedding in the catholic church.

After our wedding she bluntly refused to attend the anglican church. She even asked me to convert to catholic. Honestly, I am disappointed with her. We have quarreled over this issue several times. As a compromise, I told her to attend my church once a month; that she should continue attending her church. She bluntly refused ,her only condition for agreeing to my idea is that I should attend the catholic church with her sometimes.

I feel I have been conned into marriage.

She is 36 years , we are yet to have any children . Should I divorce her. I am worried about the faith of my future children.she hinted that our children whenever we have one most toe her own line in religious matters.

I stumbled upon a good evidence that one of her ex lovers is a reverend father. She is vey close to this priest who constantly bombard her with phone calls even at odd hours in the night.

I have no evidence that the affair is still on. Please I need sincere advice.

idi stoopid, short and simple.

ifihearam: IS THE VICE PRESIDENT THE PRESIDENT

actually, i asked him that because i knew he didn't know that vice-presidents and deputy governors are elected into office, not appointed. on the flip side, i do agree with him that jona-cassava is eligible to seek another term in office. the guy who's challenging the president in court seems to be hung up on the fact that he's sworn the oath twice already...not so much the circumstances that led to that.

Okija_juju: The Vice-President is not elected but appointed.....

lol. ndo.

i hope he rules for life! life being that he dies in a couple weeks.


sss(i know say una dey dis nairaland), please do not invite me for clarification as this is my default, heartfelt prayer for any idiot that plans to RULE rather than SERVE nigeria/nigerians. now run along and kiss some more of your ruler's nyansh. godspeed.

Okija_juju: ...He is very correct.. All he did was complete the mandate of the late Yaradua who was the duly elected president not him!

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is the vice-president elected or appointed?

BABE!:
Watch the video from 0:00 (muted). Don't start listening till 2:20.

i regretted not following your instruction to the letter. rest assured, it will never happen again.

tpia@:
he yellow small sha.

hahahaha...exatele!!

MacDaddy01: Front page Abeg!!!!!!



Lets stop this fraud!!!

abegi. y'all better go get a life or two real quick. "..stop this fraud" my nyansh. you obviously have nothing better to do. tb joshua has tons of accurate prophesies, you've never set out to disprove any of them. you then wait for an opportunity like this one to fly off the handle. this man is the nearest thing to mythical/biblical jesus....and like it or not, the most POWERFUL "man of god" on this here planet. neither one of you idiots bashing this guy will doubt the fact jonah was a true prophet of god, yet he did prophesy something that didnt come to pass. which one of your pastors is any LESS FAKE(less fake meaning they all are fake...including jesus, innit) than tb joshua? adebole, oledepo, the idiot at the helm of CAN, the paula whyte-fvcking benny hinn, the little boys-fvcking eddie long, the homo-loving joel osteen or the bleached fried-hair guy??(i could name more, just aint got all day). these scumbags cant even be mentioned in the same breathe as tb joshua...certainly not if we're talking about the demonstrated power of "god," or humility amidst all that power.

i respect tb joshua for all that shit he does, yea... but i'll respect him even more when he calls it what is - magic. attributing that shit to some blue-eyed heavily bearded whiteman in the sky makes him just a little less of a joke than all the other schmucks i mentioned earlier. make these other schmucks prophesy make we all see na? wasnt it oledepo that famously released the spirit of madness on the boko haram camp, a spirit that was supposed to render them futile? boko haram has since gone mental...waxing stronger by the day, while blowing up as many churches including a car bomb at an oledepo church in bauchi.

say what you will about tb joshua, but he's got the president of ghana coming to him for blessings, while your 'authentic' men of god are all over dumbele jona-cassava kissing his ass on a random shatter...just so he'll stay the hand of efcc from rounding up them godly fraudsters.

Liciouslucy: He is the Nigerian Male Version of Lady GaGa

yea right. lady gaga has talent...and that's why she's respected. who the hell is this creature? how do you even come close to mentioning it in the same breathe as gaga?

Billyonaire: Cant remember the last time I tune to radio, radio is not 21st century. Seriously its dying off.

mumu. na dat one dem ask you?

musKeeto: Job 1:6-7
" Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them. 1:7 And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it. "

Funny isn't it?
Was the Lord here GOD or JESUS?
And Satan joined the party?

At some point, one just has to wonder if CHRISTIANS would believe these stories if they weren't in the Bible..

lol...this same lord in all his omniscience, nor sabi from whence comest satan. the guy is na foks up, abeg.

this fuckface is back on blabbing, innit? i would've thought that the holy spirit of madness he sent out to bh would've rendered them ineffective by now? farkin powerless asswipe...it's either god dont work through oledepo, or god is just as useless and impuissant as his son oledepo

egbeman1: This situation actually happened to my friend and he's seeking my opinion.

He's actually very cute and hard working guy but right now, his wife's kid sister and cousin living in his house got pregnant for him in addition to his wife's 8months pregnancy. My guy is thinking of going on exile, what do you think he do?

it's really disturbing that we have nigerians this ret.ar.ded with access to the internet.

antitpiah: Goodluck Jonathan : Boko Haram members are Nigerians.

Thats new

hhahahahahahahahahahaha! walai! jo-cassava nor go kill pesin, allah

i'll be doing two things for sure....eating suya with my nothern brothers(christian and muslim) while watching the game. my tv get gej-lock and e nor dey cash nta sef.

paris10: I dated this pretty damsel years ago. We were so much in love, and I would say yes to everything she asked of me; from money and gifts to cooking and all. Her family were so nice to me as well.

One day her mother called her and suggested that we both should start preparing for marriage since we'd dated for years. Do you know the answer this girl gave her mother?..So sad, she told her mum that I was too nice and would not want to marry me because she would take advantage of me. She said she wanted a man that would handle her roughly and challenge her demands. She got what she wanted folks!

A year later, she got pregnant for this dude working in a bank. The guy refused accepting the baby because he had a family somewhere. The guy was begged by the girl's family to at least show up at the naming ceremony, which he did. And that was all. Two years later, she contacted me and admitted her mistakes. I attended her son's birthday and made love to her once more just to say goodbye.

She's still single as of today... God forgive me for everything.

too much 4kin information, you 4kin douchebag.

ayosmiles: I used to have this girlfriend I loved so much that I would go to her place, sleepover and cook her breakfast. On weekends I would help her tidy her room before takin her out. When she left me, I thought she felt I was too attached but now she's back beggin me to come back, sayin she made a mistake and no guy could care 4 her like me.

Guys, is it wise to do those things for your woman? Girls, will you appreciate a guy that does that?

yea, i'll clean for her if she provides incontrovertible evidence joseph kony chopped off her hands. when i cook, all man fit chop o...even gateman. no big deal.