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toba: i saw this pic in the late 70s. i was there

yea. here's a banana for your troubles.

Emyogalanya: who told u that abacha dey heaven na u carry am go there the guy dey hell fire abeg

yours is evidently less of a s.t_upid supposition, as na you carry am go "hell fire".

sammirano: i don't believe the pix

that's your 4kin problem, innit?

really!? who are the moderators on here, walai? smh

scottN: Pls change the topic title. Calabar is not in Northern Nigeria and its not even in d list of the affected areas. However its a sad development and I hope the proper government bodies come to their aid ASAP.

bros me sef tire o....extremely misleading topic. goes to show how retarded these moderators are.

Mrs.Chima:
Question, Is this a guy's thing in a relationship to ignore and focus on sports when they are in a relationship?

I have noticed during the Basketball Playoff....the men totally ignored their wives and girlfriends until the end of the game. What's up with that?

How come when we ignore you guys....we are having our periods...but when you guys ignore us especially during sports' season....it is a guy's thing and we just need to embrace it?

Why are you guys choosing sports over us?

Mrs.Chima:
Football wont give you toto and pikins!

if your reasoning is anything to go by, it aint that hard to see why your husband 'chooses' sports over you. u also come across as the type that will wait until he has a game to watch, then you go to him to fix your standing mirror or hair dryer(or some shit like that). and when he gives you the "u blind biatch? that sh.i.t can wait...i'm watching the game" look, you turn around and say sh.i.t like, "oh, so you're gonna chose the game over me?...fine!"...and then you come on here and start a dumb thread like this one. fookin attention seeking biatch...go fc.uk the gateman or some whoreshit like that...mr chima prolly already tired of your tired old whinny a.s.s

Babzilla: Hey Sharrap there! fake gangster too much movie watching + listening to 2pac amodu shakur na him dey worry u.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! biko llow these baga lizards....they've been advised to head out to the bronx or brooklyn, perhaps queensbridge...but na hia for nairaland dem chose to do their own hardcore wankster horseshit. na only god go help us

omenziate: Ma nigga wit big big jeans, wen u go buy car jare. Baba u better go feature wizkid , davido, iceprince , M-I. et al and leave all dose overdose and terry d rapman o. Nobody sends ur rap prowess o, if u dey form hardcore, go brooklyn or bronx .

hahaha!! word!!!

this cat should give up already. "i'm this, i'm that.." sick of them shit lines. tell us something new. self-deluded piece of crap. who dash you number one spot? you mr, are the most unmemorable nigerian rapper ever. you put out a track, and a couple hours later nobody remembers it. go do another fookin song about ASSnal, fatman.

the op is a deadhead....and very deserving of all that's befallen her. hey op, come chill with the virgo...we'll start off with a blood covenant, i swear i'll never leave you...so that the blood of your 4 children dont come after me.

nor be dis same sickness wey oyakhilome dey cure through television every night of bliss?? oyibo nor reesh, jor!

hotwax: This is foolishness! You mean they do not have the right to defend themselves? They do not deserve to live I guess. Dimwit? Yes u are!

cool it dia, spark-plug. i remember me writing it in the good books that you 4kas love your enemies. i remember me teaching you deadheads to repay evil with good. i remember me teaching you fuckfaces to turn the other cheek. i remember jesus using his black magic to destroy the romans and the jews that sough to have him killed. i remember him arming his disciples with wmds to annihilate any immediate or future persecution headed their way. i remember all that you 4kin failed abortion.

lol...so when the muslim extremist terrorists go "allah wakba" the christian extremist terrorists will go "praise the lord"?

jesus and god must be beaming with pride right at what they've been able to make out of these dimwits.

downdraft: I personally knew Capt Peter Waxtan. before I was captain at Spirit Airlines in 2000 I flew with him as his co-pilot. Captain Waxtan had many years of experience flying DC-9's, MD-83's, Air Bus A-320 series. he was a good pilot and would have no problem flying the MD-83 with a simple engine filure. The MD-83 is an easy plane to fly, with almost all manual flight controls. I dont want to seccond guess but on 1 single engine, 147 Pax light fuel load, no problem to handle. I suspect there may have been fuel contamination, causing a dual engine failure. The only other thing that would be difficult to handle would be a Horizontal Stabilizer Jackscrew fairlure or a thrust reverser unlock. One thing for sure, the flight data recorder and the cockpit voice recorder should explain what happend. I am very sad to hear this story, especially about my co-worker but also the many loss of lives from the airplane and the ground. May God bless them all and may the rest in peace.

chiaman, this is unnecessary. as a professional(?), you should know better than publicly speculating on the possible cause(s) of the crash while investigations are ongoing. tell nairalanders more about the captain if you've got nothing better to do with your time. save us all the other nonsense.

some people head nor correct, walai.... so wetin be the objective of the op? you want special sympathy for the 2011 guberwateva guy? and the moderators in their profound wisdom deemed it fit to put this on the frontpage. smh...

yea sure. while they're at it, i reckon the authorities wait until another plane crashes before doing their job. dana is obviously not responsible for this...but f.cu.k...our inept authorities always need a scapegoat, innit?

so sad it wasnt jonathan or his minister of aviation in that airplane. sad.

Mr_Anony: Dude it is either he was healed or he wasn't. Healing is a gift you don't have to work for it by "faithing", It is not the more you believe the more you heal.
Jesus Christ and the apostles never healed anyone partially so that their "faith" will gradually cure them.
Personally, I think it is inhumane of Mr Fireman to parade an obviously sick man around and make him walk in pain, declaring him healed knowing full well that he wasn't healed and then you coming here to say he deserves to be sick for not having faith.
Didn't he have faith enough to come to Mr Fireman's church in the first place?
Didn't he have faith enough to attempt walking knowing full well that he was very sick.
What more faith are you demanding from him?!

dont get me wrong, homeboy...i could give a fc.u.k about the old man's faith or lack thereof. he's never going to get healed by any pastor or god or whatever...so for all i care, he could approach it like some scientific principle if it sails his boat(he prayed for me and claimed i'd be able to run 100m in 3seconds after 3days. 3days later, i still couldn't move an inch. therefore he's a fake). the overwhelming truth is that NOBODY has ever been miraculously healed by prayer... and definitely not the prayers of these 4kas like benny hinn, oyakhilome, fireman and the other scumbags. i challenge you to name one verifiable prayer-based miracle. it's no coincidence the folks you know never get their miraculous healing(like this old man in question). the old man got what he deserved...and he aint even an honorable man. you put your hopes in magic, when it fails you go on tv to apportion blame and call people names. fireman is not the first scumbag he's been to, fireman will not be the last. and this jesos wey una dey make noise about, i'm waiting to see him heal the poor old man. what must the old man do to move jesos? so much for his declaration that whoever believes will do more than he did...thousands of years later, the closest we've come is scumbags like oyakhilome and benny hinn the adulterer "healing" imaginary migraines through the tv. fall back with this horseshit, godfreaks...fall back!

armadeo: Jim Jones ain't that the dude who claimed to be some messiah and killed a us senator and lots of his followers in Guyana or some place like that.

Since that is your id am not surprised at your post. False prophet. God is watching you all.

good thing you know a bit of history, though. but no armadeo, i aint no prophet of any kind. your pastor/priest/imam/whatever is definitely a fake...so also is oyakhilome, oledepo, adebole, and all the others...and they are no better than the much vilified punk fireman or whatever the hell his name is.

nice for fishing crabs and lobsters.

eGuerrilla: Pa Enebeli Elebuwa Exposes Pastor Sign Fireman**He Is A 419ner


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znVIeolDNIQ

Source

1. if the sick old man actually actually refuted claims that he's been healed, then he very much deserves to be in his current state...evidently, he's not a christian, and he knows nothing about faith. of those of you im.be.ciles that believe that jesus is coming back soon, how many have quit believing because dude aint returned after over a couple thousand years? the old man did not object to being taken to this fireman punk, a few days later, voids the proclamation of healing upon his head. faithless man.

2. that fireman does not pander to anyone's sensibilities does not make him any more of a scam artist than oyakhilome, or adeboye, or oledepo, or that tout CAN president. respect his hustle!

Andre Uweh: From the south south, the only state that requires urgent attension is Anioma state.
What the Ogoja people need is boundary adjustment. The Efiks in Cross river state should be merged with their Ibibio kins in Akwa Ibom.
With this arrangement, Cross River will be a non Efik state.

Cross River is not an efik state. matter of fact, the efiks are one of the smallest ethnic groups in the state.

wow...the industrial strength stupidity of our rulers in overdrive. 1.3bn on an ac-fitted foot bridge, while kids in primary schools study under trees.

abi na nepa go power this bridge, yea?

if you're contemplating this, i believe you need to know that your husband is cheating on you.

so he f.uc.ks paula white(or however the bit.ch name's spelt), loses his wife, gets her back(she couldnt get any heavy pay day off this scumbag...cos he a pastor), and people give praise to god. cool.

ujchief: bros, urs is a lost course. Psalm 14:1, 'the fool hath said in his heart, There is no God'.
Gej has better hopes than u, at least, he acknowledges the Lordship of Christ. But u, my brother...

oh i can live with that, mate... especially coming from a made-up book that's gone on to become the manual for the deluded, the dimwitted and the retarded.

right here's the problem with religious people - no amount of amens indicate a willingness/desire/commitment to tackling corruption. i say amen at family morning and night prayers daily, and i dont even believe the imaginary blue-eyed whiteman you people refer to as god. even the preacher knows deep down that god will not hold him accountable for his own numerous atrocities(as no such mechanism exists), talk less of gej.

Piyke: I guess why he didn't bother naming the individual was because there's already a long list of convicts in government walking large so its not about names. And why bring problems to yourself for issues you know won't be followed up. I believe he just made the comment to illustrate his point and not as an end in itself

by this same gutter logic of yours, the attention seeking twerp should have kept his mouth shut. what point is he trying to illustrate that hasnt been illustrated before by a long list of big mouths like himself? utomi needs to shut the fc.u.k. up. we know there's corruption everywhere....we dont need attention seeking old men spewing banalities all over the place...making claims he's unwilling to substantiate. fookin liar utomi

this man needs to shut the fc.u.k up. if he can protect a criminal by not naming him, then he's made no contribution whatsoever to the national debate. what is the difference between him and gej who's failed to reveal the boko haram and corrupt folk who've "infiltrated" the administration?

attention seeking piece of s.hit.

pipe dream

cos he a person, innit

annoymous: I saw a similar thread but it was directed at the guys only.
Given the opportunity, will u marry your present spouse all over again?

you need to quit your marriage already