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man dem, one too many deadheads on here, walai! this op is a maniac. instead of keeping his hands on the steering wheel and his eyes on the farking road, he dey drive dey take photos at the same farking time....jeopardizing the lives of other road users. na baskats like you dey cause accidents then later blame the government for not fixing the roads. i hope you get killed by a dangote truck the next time you set out to take photos while steering the wheels. you baskat!

oh, the Koenigsegg CCGT is ridiculously cheap and handles like a biatch. learners need something a bit more expensive and classy. think vw beetle.

lol...why do these guys even bother? there's absolutely no difference between watching lobi stars and the national side. painfully disorganized and void of any composure...let alone tactics. lard!

CFCfan: The Bright Dike fellow could be a potential weapon in the air- he is 6ft 1in tall, and might be difficult to outmuscle in a one-on-one duel with a defender or even two defenders- he wighs a massive 220lbs
He was born in Oklahoma, USA on February 2, 1987

Anyway, I believe that the only way he will get into the AFCON squad will be if Brown Ideye or Obafemi Martins are both injured.

krace man. you must be a midget. 6'1 is hardly tall enough to be an aerial threat in modern day footy or even worse - a threat to venezuela! of the 5 center-backs called up to the squad to face nigeria 3 are taller than 6'1...precisely 6'2, 6'4, 6'4. the other 2 are 6' and 6'1. so except your dike guy is going up against a couple center-backs in the eskimo league, he aint go'n be no 'potential weapon in the air.' so chiaman, 'llow that your gutter analysis of football.

who the ferk is sugen ode-gbami?

tobechi20: And they say there is no God.smh

that your almighty, all powerful god has resorted to such silly gimmicks as sketching his minions on slices of bread, windows and all that horseshit, is reason enough to not take him seriously. how do you go from voice coming outta the clouds...for which everyone could hear, burning bush, etc to sketching the face of jesus on a slice of bread? dude really needs to step his game up, walai. hit me up when he shows up on the pitch in the middle of a superbowl game, or a real madrid game.

religion and it's birdbrained adherents. the other day it was the name "allah" on a goat. smh...

rodeo0070: What the happened to the BMI* measurement?
*Body Mass Index...

people are too dumb these days to do simple arithmetic, brov

all these illiterates. what kind of simpleminded bullshit is this? if your bmi is between 25 - 29, you are farkin overweight. fyi, there are tons of overweight men that can see their schlongs.

the moderators on here need to sit up, walai. el-rufai was right.

me sure say that black rubber show with purple lace go enter like 300tasand naira just because na tuface pikin mama dey sell am.

that's a shitty tattoo right there.

why anybody still believes in/takes these charlatans seriously confounds me. that cracker pat robertson is a world famous nut-job. benny hinn? please...fcuka hasnt got one prophesy right his entire lifetime. fcukin paula white is the only thing he ever got right...cos that shoite worked out real nice for him. gotta give him credit for that. besides, that ho needed a darn good palestinian fcukin. and in the mighty name of jesus, i'll hit that a*s.s in a heartbeat!

salt 1: From the comments I see on the religion section, I have been wondering whether we all believe in heaven and hell.
If you don't believe, what do you think will happen to murderers, armed robbers and all evil doers? How will they get punished?
If you believe, do you think that there are conditions that will qualify one for either location?

Is heaven eternal?
Is hell eternal?
Do both exist on earth?
Do you think about such things?
Where do you plan to go? Heaven or Hell??

oh yea, sure i do. i also believe in the tooth fairy, motherfuckin santa claus, and the yoruba account of creation!

packman: This case to me is becoming very annoying when i see nursing mother's breast-feeding their baby inside the Church Auditorium During Church service.

I saw a woman today in church BREAST feeding her Baby during bible teaching and I was forced to confront her telling her to carry the baby outside and go do the breast-feeding, only for her to tell me I should mind my business and the purpose for which I am in church.

I was upset but I had no choice but to be calm but I really didn't like the idea at all and I really don't feel it's right to breast feed your baby inside a church auditorium during the church services.

I would love to know what's your take on this matter

why would you wanna do that? it's a sin against god. you should let the baby starve to death. god would be hell'a proud.

karl max: They actaully called BUHARI as one of their Negotiators is it not clear now that buhari and all those mentioned as negotiators are their sponsor.

no it's "not clear now that buhari and all those mentioned as negotiators are their sponsor." no, you foool! those people mentioned are supposed to mediate. by your gutter logic it's safe to conclude that koffi anan was the sponsor of the syrian rebels, innit? what is clear that it's deadheads like you that called for the beheading of ibb and dokpesi simply because some shoddy sss 'investigation' linked them to text messages sent between the alleged independence day bombers. el-rufai must have been talking about you.

make this so-called boko haram spokesperson go sleep for bush, abeg. at first it was western education and values they had issues with. now it's ali sheriff. farkin r3tards.

Ignatio: So long it gets live Epl and uefa matches, musical channels and documentary channels the tv price won't be an issue.

mallam, try get some sense na. you know a free-to-air channel that can afford live epl or ucl broadcast rights?

exactly what law is being enforced here? there's a nigerian law that prohibits these sorts of businesses?

Briefing journalists on Tuesday in Owerri, the state capital, Okorocha regretted that the state had been turned into ‘Sodom and Gomorrah’ of the Bible where young girls dance completely Unclad in the clubs at night, threatening to deal with any such club operator who fails to carry the order.

He said: “This administration will not tolerate any lawlessness any more. We notice some lawlessness in the state and this government will deal ruthlessly with anybody found to be exposing our young girls. Enough of this nonsense.”

you cant govern a secular state with garbbage you get from the bible or any other fictitious religious book! nigeria is doomed, walai.

galadima77: Thought we kinda deserve to know the shady reason(s) behind his very unusual move by a typical Nigerian politician. We need reasons to react appropriately.

it states clearly that the reasons are personal. why must there be some kind of spin to it?

mbhs139: So, it should have been an 'Epistle'?

Seems you are seeing a resignation letter for the first time.

nor mind the mumu

DaWhiz: It's NOT a simple situation. But then, I guess you can't figure that out. Too bad! Very mature advice. Smh!

see what i mean? with people like you advising the op, how's she ever gonna grow up? you can't even decide whether or not i can figure stuff(the complexities of the little girl's post) out...you had to go and guess. i would expect that i either can or cannot figure stuff out. perhaps that, too, is rocket science?

ogbeche77: It like comparing Apple to Oranges.. Teju's Show beats Tee A's show hands down

stewpit analogy. you're saying apples are better than oranges, or you just don't know how to use that idiom?

tobechi74: am a catholic



A priest heads the parish. the smallest unit.
.A bishop is the head of a diocese, a district of the Church.
An archbishop is the head of an archdiocese, a larger diocese.
A Cardinal is a member of the College of Cardinals, the Pope's top advisers. Cardinals are almost always bishops or archbishops.

The College of Cardinals elects the Pope. The Pope, as Bishop of Rome, is the Successor of St. Peter as the leader of Christ's Church.
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jobless punk.

advocate666: We are not talking of anybody's daughter here.

This is Chief MKO Abiola himself. The Bill Gates of yorubaland.
ITT Vice President, Africa and Middle-East
Chairman ITT Nigeria LTD
Founder of Abiola Farms, Abiola bookshops, Radio Communications Nigeria, Wonder bakeries, Concord Press, Concord Airlines, Summit oil international ltd, Africa Ocean lines, Habib Bank, Decca W.A. ltd, and Abiola football club.
Chairman of the G15 business council, President of the Nigerian Stock Exchange, Patron of the Kwame Nkrumah Foundation, Patron of the WEB Du Bois foundation, trustee of the Martin Luther King foundation and director of the International Press Institute.
Conferred with 197 traditional titles by 68 different communities in Nigeria
His financial assistance resulted in the construction of 63 secondary schools, 121 mosques and churches, 41 libraries, 21 water projects in 24 states of Nigeria

The Aare Ona Kakanfo of yorubaland.

What happenned to all the family money? Yoruba PEOPLE!

His daughter is begging for £50000 in UK.
Half a day fasting by GEJ will pay double that amount. So put it in perspective. Not that big an amount. Won't even buy a good 4x4.

there goes one of the nigerians el-rufai was referring to in his tweet. farkin depressing.
here's a young lady trying to make something of herself....trying to build something like her father did. but no, you'd rather she stood in line waiting to receive a slice of the pie her father left behind...completely ignorant of the fact that abiola has hordes of children...much much older and less intelligent than her, who would love nothing more than 'scheist' all the wealth for themselves.
if her father was alive, he'd be an deadhead not to support his daughter's ambitions to build something of her own. but hey, you mr op are a deadhead, so i dont expect you to have the ability to think...talking about..."wont even buy a good 4x4." christ!

fvck, some of those companies went under even before i was born.

truth4meal: Am sure El-rufai is talking to the OP - this article shows a youth that is too lazy to read and reflect - you are one example of a youth too lazy to think. Mscheew!

yep. the op is exactly the reason el-rufai made said comment. and as this thread proves, the man is spot on.

slimyem: lmao...
this is a joke...right??

sistrin, hell if i'm joking, follow the link...see for yourself! hahahaha

drzed: Nigerian half-baked journalists and their grammar/spelling problems. It is sighted, NOT cited. What you hear is not what you spell.
Isn't there an editor for this story or is s/he half-baked too?

lol....bredrin, just the other day, a channelstv article on their website referred to mitbot romney as the "dominican republic candidate"!!!
http://www.channelstv.com/home/category/world-news/

garri_gangster: Why do u love Calling the President your Father's name?

perhaps because the president's a re*tard, i would think.

preshuzpearl: Oh, and did i mention dat he keeps pressurizing me to pray and dat he knows if i do, God will tell me he's right.
I've always shunned him but when he kept bringin up d God issue, i thought i should consider it again. I want to do the right thing.

astonishing....simply astonishing. i cant even begin to imagine that people like this still exist. 1. god doesn't speak to anybody...your fvcked up imagination does. but for the sake of argument, let's say you pray and the good lord doesn't speak to you, do you think that outcome will be acceptable to your imbe*cile friend...bearing in mind he's absolutely convinced all you have to do is pray and baba god will tell you what he told him? he already knows god's answer. all you gotta do is pray. any answer other than "he's right" simply isn't god's answer.

2. young(or old) woman, no offense o, but idi very stewpit to even consider this to a point were you bring it before the sagacious chiamen and chiawomen of nairaland to deliberate upon. by god, idi stewpit. no offense.

what the fark is spirit and how the fark does one get in it?

pastor prosper :
Fellow Nairalanders I have watched with shock d barrage of insults pastors have had to go through lately. My question is, what amounts to d unpardonable sin the bible talked about.

In view of what happened to Miriam after she criticised an obvious wrong Moses had done. Hmmmmmmmm!! all u who criticise pastors are committing the unpardonable sin o!!

may thunder faya all of una, in jesos mighty name. amem. if god can do that for me, i'll glady live with unpardonable sin.

biko metchionu dia! e never reach 1day wey you come back, you don dey smell mouth already. shatap and get on with your cassava bread consumption.

ona dey blab about white dolls....

what the fark is traditional about those cakes? smh