LadyRosa:


Its not easy o, but I dey spread my tentacles everywhere.

Hubby just had a salary raise,thank God!
I'm a business woman/ entrepreneur and into anything wey go add change,so I be freelance agbero.

So, I get one small land for house wey I take dey rear domestic goats, 5 is heavy, like 4 Ewure dey down wey don dey smell iru iru, so meat no be my problem just incase babablu Bleep up SURELY! I go soon put knife for one throat wey just break one of my big bucket because him won 4ck him mama!

NA SO I call carpenter, him nack chicken cage that can take capacity of 50, i buy noiler and broilers DOC ,throw put,run light buy feed keep dey train them.The one wey to disturb I give am DOGOYARO, if e no survive ,good news for my bingo. Some i dey sell off because my hubby don begin call me broiler as my body don dey full.

I come still add Foreign turkey join 3 female one male.

As kerosene dey go up, I reason say charcoal too go go up, na so January wey every dry, I go village market see as sellers sit down dey look no customer. I priced one bag of charcoal 2700( something wey them dey sell 3500), na him I first carry 2 bags, then 1 week later another 3 bags)

So right now, gas dey, charcoal, dey, electric cooker dey. I like the charcoal self because he dey help my broilers stay warm.

I don book for one fulani woman to bring Fulani local fowls for me like 5 that one go just dey parade up and down dey born.Them dey tall fat, fulani fowl breed good die!

For the small land wey remain, I plant ugu, scent leave, egusi, waterleaf, okro, curry leaves.

I still rent another 100by50 call aboki last week to clear am then put ridges, so that place na for corn, then groundnut and beans. Another land wey person get for my side I won call the man weda him fit give me , I plan to put yam that side.

Last December, I travel 22, then on 26 wey I no say moto full ground as nobody dey return back na him me enter road back, so transport cheap die to carry foodstuffs.

My MIL no happy but I use style promise her say I go show Easter and I go dash her earring

Na so I pack yams ehn! Omo I paid less than 5k to move this yams, I reach my base begin cut yam soak for water, as the harmattan wey enter February dry am, na so I grind, that one full rice bag(almost50kg).

So food no be problem!
Agbado still dey!

Before salah i wake go village market go buy tomatoes, As I buy the tomatoes na him I see shombo and tatchell wey heat cash small and the farmer just they select am, me just use style as the agbero wey I be price am, omo! I clear EVERY! UPGRADED AWALAWA. The onions wey rain beat wey go spoil before them but am for trailer, I clear almost half bag.

Na so I dey smell like fowl cage when I reach house.My husband don laugh tire dey shout " Which kind woman wey I marry?" " WHERE did you get all this from"!

Story...

I begin watch and cut onions o because na raining season we dey, I grind am, at the end of the day, na three custard medium sized bucket he full, the remaining I dash one of my stupid friend wey no gree get sense.

As for the tomatoes,shombo and tatashe, omo even if I get 5 children he go carry me reach 4 months. I have a double chest freezer so every xey well blocked.

So when my neighbours dey speak through their nose, dey complain how 100k no dey reach for one month for house runs, me go dey tap my feet, a bottle of chilled ogogoro for my front, I go follow them dey agree.
I no dey tell people wey dey form how to get sense.

Oh! I forget to add,
* whispers*

I dey buy firewood specially to dry up those UPGRADED BASKET OF FARM AWALAWA.
Una dey expect say make I use my gas or charcoal take dry full basket of tomatoes?I DEY MAD?!

I rather use the 'excess 'money buy one crate of Heineken put for fridge.

This Lady, you are a good story teller.

cyntiaxoxo:
Nigerian politicians have made me question the existence of God several times...

God exists. It's because of grace that you may His existence.

ayenale1:
Last year easter na Polaris bank they apologize
This year easter na peak milk dem don apologize...them no dey re watch their adverts before throwing it to the public againI don't understand...next year another company will insult again...Christianity na gentle religion o...and the thing dey pain me...

It was Sterling bank that placed the offensive advertisment last year and not Polaris bank.

gidgiddy:
Ha

If the boy was told he was not a suitable donor and the process would not go on, it means he ran to the Police to avoid coming back to Nigeria

He knew very well that he was being taken to the UK to offer up his organ for Ekweremadu's daughter, he willingly got on the flight to the UK

But when he was tested and found not suitable, meaning he would have to return to Nigeria empty handed, he ran to the police and claimed to be a victim of trafficking

Ekweremadu was wrong to have taken this boy to the UK but I can understand that he was desperate to save his daughter


The boy jumped at the offer of £7000 and a trip to the UK, more than he could have dreamt of as a petty street trader

But as soon the boy was told the deal was off due to not being a match for Ekweremadu's daughter, he devised a way not to return to Nigeria by claiming to be a victim of trafficking

Exactly, that was what happened.

I have stopped taking this man serious. He didn't get any person from the aristocratic and hegemony ruling north that will be president and it will make him renounce his citizenship. He is a religious bigot. The people of the southern and middlebelt parts of the country have sold themselves to the Northern people and are comfortable with second class status. Imaging this man mentioning Prof Yemi Osibanjo name!

princeemma69:
Where is she from? Google says she is from Delta State.

Yes, She is from Delta state, but married to a man in Abia state.

If you don't want to lose this election, campaign only for yourself and don't add tinubu to your outings.

This is what God asked us to do.

saintruky:


There are different short methods to get it solved... But OP insisted on d use of quadratic equation... Hence d need to go d long way..

Can you solve the problem with the method you know?

christejames:
People wey get maths brain full ground ooo



Whenever I see numbers in combination of alphabets and it's terms mathematical question , my brain will just go numb and fall into deep slumper ... Me and mathematics na two parallel lines.



Just the day before yesterday, my neighbor brought me her daughter's first term mathematical examination questions for JSS3 to solve (from a Federal Technical College o)... O mehn! I collected it, thinking it will be baby questions of 1 + 1 ... I see alphabet and numbers my brain wan run comot for my head.

, I said to myself, a graduate will not embarrass his generation like this biko because I can't return the paper to her unattended to. Thank God , a part of my brain was still left in my 'okpo skull' then I remembered my younger brother is studying at FUTO, na so I snap the questions and sent to him to help me out ooo ...


The guy with his friends I presumed solved the questions and sent me the snap shots , na so I copy everything and passed across to my neighbor ooo ...


Although I told her it was my younger brother that helped me out, . She was glad!

You are very funny! You are making me to laugh here!

doughziay:
Wow, Did they just Notice?

Quite strange but very commendable. We cannot allow emotions & love make us birth children to come into this world to suffer, no matter how much you think you have money.

I recently lost my 3years old niece because she was of AS genotype. All is well.

Your niece was SS and not AS.

Kennyfancy:
Even with all this, Some people want to still vote for APC, I still can't even understand abi Some Animals they this Nigeria when we they add join Human Being

Yes, they will still vote for APC! Nigerians are not tired of suffering. Assuming the constitution allows three terms, and Buhari is contesting, Nigerians would still vote for him.

OurBusinessIsPr:
THE SOUTH LOVES OBI

THE NORTH LOVES DATTI

LEts GO THEre

FEB 23RD ISSAGOAL

Feb, 25th, 2023.

STEWpid:
Chai..

May be Nigerians have taken bala bulu bulaba to the UK.

The UK educational degradation has just begun.

It's not expo, but 'open book test as people have explaining on the thread. In an open book test' or exam, they will allow you to take text books, calculators to exam hall. You may be allowed to make use of Google, but all of them will be useless to you, bc none of the answers will be from them.

SpecialAdviser:

Why are you calling her mumu. What is difficult in doing DNA test? Is easy to live hungry and see your baby father a governor controlling so much money? Guy think na

The governor has refused to do DNA test

You should buy from your brother bc he was the person that got you the contract. Tell him to reduce his quotation prices and buy from him if there's little profit.

Ireportlive:



Emefiele tenure ends by June he needs to clean up some mess or get immunity


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CBN governor's tenure is 5 years which can be renewed. Mr Godwin Emefiele was appointed by former president Goodluck Jonathan in June 2014 and was re-appointed by the current president in 2019 for final tenure of 5 years, which will expire in June 2024, except he may be sacked by the incoming president with the approval of 2/3 majority of the Senate.

You neighbour is doing you a great service. It is better for you follow her to church and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and saviour. You are complaining of bad people in the church and don't you think your going to church with your good characters can impact positively from the church? Follow this lady to the church, please.

Rest in peace. Your killers with their sponsors are cursed in the name of Jesus.

Sweetplum:
Been long I saw this man in the news after the rumours of him wanting to contest for Governor of Kebbi died down.
Malami always looking like someone that ll sleep during meetings.

You didn't read the news. This Malami is different from the minister of justice and Attorney general.

Your advice for the guy to open a saving account is very good. However, the question is: why must he save in.your personal account? It may look suspicious as you are asking the guy to save in your account. Encourage the guy to open a saving account and save for your future. It seems the guy is a non-Nigerian. Just be careful, before he throws you out.

See how this man opened his mouth and talked waaaaah. His people are not going to farm now bc of herdsmen attacks and some of them are living in IDP camps. They can't go to thier progenital homes. What a shame! PO is the person Benue people are going to vote. They may vote APC for the governorship election, but presidential election is LP.

I think this man and his family members that are 40 years and above that are sick. Other Nigerians including me are healthy.

The God we serve is not the cause of your down fall, rather He is the giver of good things of life. Check where your problems come and stop blaming God. Whether you serve God or not He does not change. He's still Almighty Jehovah.

The headline is not correct. Our younger ones are also on nairaland forum. Soludo Receives Kwankwaso, Says The Country Need True Leaders Who Cares. The headline supposed to read: "Soludo Receives Kwankwaso, Says The Country Need True Leaders Who Care". A plural subject must agree with a plural verb and singular subject must aslo agree with a singular verb. Leaders should go with care and not leaders who cares.

dniceguy1:
[b][/b]hey guys,

Although, still in search for job WITH ZERO HOPE but I STILL thank God for his plans for my life.

Speak positively like a normal human being.

Black man really has problem. They believe that you can do witchcrafts and kill people, but you can not do witchcrafts to build good roads and bring development. African is still in the primitive age. This man is lucky, he could have received the Adamawa state woman treatment.

Qnet!!! Don't join. When you mistakenly join, they will ask you to bring people so that you can recover your money.

Is black man a cursed race? When countries are putting people in space, generating clean energy from waste, producing electric cars and flying cars etc. A black man in Nigeria is happy because his state will soon be an oil producing state. Who did this to us. Nigeria has more than 300 mineral resources that if properly harnessed can be bringing $20b every month. Mind you very soon this crude will only be an used for drinking. It will become useless as menstrual pad.

I'm not happy that such thing happened to your daughter. Get psychologists to help your daughter in counseling and you can as well remove this from your brain and move on.

Emeskhalifa:
Really? Do people still use these commercial banks?
Despite all these stamp duty?

I use Fairmoney, they gave me atm card, zero charges, zero stamp duty and I still get to take loan from them easily without any collateral

Same with Opay. Free ATM card, no stamp duty and daily interest is paid on Amy outstanding credit balance on your account.

Don't send the kids to be with your wife. Let her stay alone in the barracks. As time goes on, your wife will resign from the FG job. It's not good to start any work with SSCE result, it will be better for her to resign in the near future. Make sure you have a good biz in mind for her to start before her resignation.