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FamilyRe: Would You Attend A Wedding Without An Invitation? by jkpretty(f): 10:43am On Apr 17, 2008
If i take a step, and the other person does not count it necessary to take a step too. Hmmn! no wahala, that is case closed [/b]because i don't do "by force" friendship. cool

You have bought the Aso-ebi which is first step, u met her again and asked for the IV, and she didn't still make a move. Perhaps the wedding is annulled tongue. jokingThere's no stress to this, don't move an inch until she sends u an IV.

But in Niaja buying the aso-ebi is naturally a [b]good
ticket to the wedding. embarassed
RomanceRe: Nysc Broke My Relationship by jkpretty(f): 10:29am On Apr 17, 2008
NYSC Breaks relationships meant to be broken.
PhonesRe: Most Romantic Sms by jkpretty(f): 10:06am On Apr 17, 2008
Anytime i count my blessings "i count u twice" and if that remains a continuous mistake, i'll leave it be. U are Ace.


I loved this sms die, Until i realized the first half of of the sms was common. cry
RomanceRe: Can A Cultist Be Ur Lover by jkpretty(f): 9:48am On Apr 17, 2008
Truth is, u might never know that the guy u are dating is a cultist and if u do it might bewhen u are long gone in the relationship. And at that time u may not be able to back out easily. Guys have a way of keeping things they don't want u to know, till u are stuck. Altho, no sane girl will outrightly want to date a cultist.
RomanceRe: Would You Read Thru A Phone Left In your Care? by jkpretty(op): 12:40pm On Apr 16, 2008
but 2days you said, bet if she left that phone for that long some part of her wanted him to snoop through

because i know how i feel whenever my phone isnt within reaching distance
she couldn't get the phone the next day because for reasons beyond her control, which is the guy traveled very early the next day and came back at night. The only option was to get it sent to her office on Monday, which he did.

I think ordinarily a lot of us might not want to snoop through if it was a short period but how many can stand the temptation of two nights? I might not have the intension of finding something but will just be tempted to look.
RomanceRe: Would You Read Thru A Phone Left In your Care? by jkpretty(op): 12:21pm On Apr 16, 2008
I think lots occurred on his thread that i missed . . .sad sad @Iice I wish i read through b4 d deleted posts.

@Naja I'm great, thanx dear.

@Antidote
howdy?
RomanceRe: Would You Read Thru A Phone Left In your Care? by jkpretty(op): 4:37pm On Apr 14, 2008
Thanx for ur responses

I told her i'll look through, if it were me. She's not really happy with this. Her upset is really getting overbearing.
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You by jkpretty(f): 4:12pm On Apr 14, 2008
My angel cheesy

Dr Ferlie:
my butt licker shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
My maid's ass wiper
Forum GamesRe: The Game Starts With The Last Word by jkpretty(f): 4:10pm On Apr 14, 2008
First, can only be linked with me.
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You by jkpretty(f): 4:02pm On Apr 14, 2008
My house cleaner
Forum GamesRe: Who Are You Missing Today? by jkpretty(f): 3:55pm On Apr 14, 2008
@~Antidote~
Miss u tooooo, on NL at least!. wink kiss kiss
Forum GamesRe: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by jkpretty(f): 3:44pm On Apr 14, 2008
[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=46906.msg2150430#msg2150430 date=1208129388]Are you this daft? Now tell me if what you just wrote makes any sense, you dingbat, angry

@topic
Why I cannot find any of my peeps, Almond, Omo eko, Eldee, Jtpretty, Pataki et al angry angry angry[/quote]With that, i should know u are back! wink

@Topic
I wish i cld see him today.

How fast time flies, can't wait to go home.

I don't think i'm cooking tonight.
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You by jkpretty(f): 3:32pm On Apr 14, 2008
Boli seller tongue
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by jkpretty(f): 3:28pm On Apr 14, 2008
But i can't see ur face angry
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You by jkpretty(f): 3:13pm On Apr 14, 2008
pure water hawker tongue
RomanceRe: When Its Missing by jkpretty(f): 2:58pm On Apr 14, 2008
[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=107364.msg2151975#msg2151975 date=1208181026]and she agreed to marry this robot?

I mean those that say iot 24/7 are obviously lying most of the time but to not have said it ever UNTIL wedding day? That's creepy[/quote]She didn't see him like a robot. She saw the whole thing like a true romance.

I shiver at the thought of it. Sick!!!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Doesn't bother me. . .if he says it once in a while its all good
But bombarding me every minute of the day with such. . .please its not my thing.[/color]
yeah, true tho, too much of something is bad, But lack of it is sickening!
RomanceWould You Read Thru A Phone Left In your Care? by jkpretty(op): 2:27pm On Apr 14, 2008
My good friend is going through this fix now. Although i thought there wasn't much to it Initially. She met this new guy some months back, that she describes as second to none. His intension was made known to her but she hasn't given her word, she likes the guy no doubt and they've been hanging out together a lot. She mistakenly forgets her phone in his house and didn't realize until she got home. She was dropped late at night, (Saturday) I guess they couldn't see the next day (Sunday) due to excusable reasons to get her phone back. The guy sent the phone this morning, to her in her office.

We've been talking on IM now for hours, because she thinks the guy(her intended boyfi) would have read through her text messages. Which includes messages from 'admirers'. And she thinks he might start thinking differently about her. I kept saying "he might not".

So my house mates, if a phone was left in your care for "two nights". Would u be tempted to look through it all. I ask this question because i think i will.
RomanceRe: Crazy Boyfriend Leaves Messages by jkpretty(f): 1:17pm On Apr 14, 2008
aloib:
and what would yu gain from thathuh
Wondering same!

@ Topic
Ignore him, don't even block his line, just ignore him. He'll get tired.
RomanceRe: Do You Sometimes Miss Your Ex (boyfriend Or Girlfriend) by jkpretty(f): 4:46pm On Apr 11, 2008
[quote author=Mr. Pataki link=topic=72301.msg2143836#msg2143836 date=1207927969]Probably a guy is on top of her now screwing her as I am typing this, yet I will want to punish myself by stating am missing her? undecided

God forbid! From the moment, she left my house in Nigeria, that was the last time I spoke and saw her personally one-on-one. She is not worth my time. Not even talking of thinking about missing her. I have better things on my hands to do than sit and be punishing myself over a past relationship.

Life moves on to better things abeg.[/quote]For u to have thought of her now, she made a mark!
RomanceRe: Marriage Proposal: Must Men Get Down On Their Knees? by jkpretty(f): 4:16pm On Apr 11, 2008
I don't buy the idea of the kneeling down thingy. The thot even puts me off like a sign of Insecurity. Don't know if i'm the only one with this feeling. Except he is just trying to be funny and i know that is purely not him.
RomanceRe: Do You Sometimes Miss Your Ex (boyfriend Or Girlfriend) by jkpretty(f): 3:40pm On Apr 11, 2008
@Chukz4real

Helloooooooooooooooo! What ever gave u the impression that my name is Joke? huh

I have an ID, Use it, Thank u sir angry
RomanceRe: He Sells Bearded Goats In The Mket, She Works In A Bank, Can The Marriage Work? by jkpretty(f): 3:11pm On Apr 11, 2008
I can't stop laughing each time i read the "bearded goat" part. The goats for no get beard. LMAO
RomanceRe: Do You Sometimes Miss Your Ex (boyfriend Or Girlfriend) by jkpretty(f): 2:42pm On Apr 11, 2008
If we check within ourselves there would be something about our ex that we miss. Was there nothing good about him/her at all? What were the things that attracted u in the first place? Have everything simply wiped away simply because of an unforgivable event that caused the break up?

I miss for different reasons because there is something good about every human.

But when i walk away from a relationship, i weigh all options and know that i won't be tempted to get back. It is natural to remember & miss a part of someone, except he or she was not human.
FamilyRe: Babay Born With Two Faces by jkpretty(f): 10:15am On Apr 11, 2008
This is not funny shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Music/RadioRe: 2face Blast Robbers In New Song by jkpretty(f): 9:30am On Apr 11, 2008
Funny thing, most u people hating him here, scream ur lungs out at his shows. Shior!!!

Let him sing whatever cool
Forum GamesRe: Kill English And Go Free! by jkpretty(f): 3:21pm On Apr 10, 2008
Heyyy Up Nepa!

Those of u that thinks light don gone, light is around. shocked
Forum GamesRe: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by jkpretty(f): 3:16pm On Apr 10, 2008
Nairaland is getting so boring cry
Forum GamesRe: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You by jkpretty(f): 3:14pm On Apr 10, 2008
truck pusher grin
Forum GamesRe: The Game Starts With The Last Word by jkpretty(f): 3:09pm On Apr 10, 2008
I really did not find it easy using "me" to start a sentence cry
Forum GamesRe: The Game Starts With The Last Word by jkpretty(f): 3:06pm On Apr 10, 2008
me, myself & i grin

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