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Politics / Re: Obla-led Panel Orders Probe Of Bishop Orieke Over Fake Buhari Death Certificate by JoannaSedley(f): 9:02pm On Nov 21, 2018
This is getting interesting.
There is more to this undecided

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Politics / Re: Fake Buhari Death Certificate Bishop Eze Orieke Posted (Photos) by JoannaSedley(f): 8:58pm On Nov 21, 2018
bobchigar:
This can not be true, there is no report that says he died in Nigeria, is it not the country where they said he died that will issue the death certificate, why is it Nigeria?
London bridge hospital is obviously not in Nigeria. And this has been on the internet since 2015 ...a quick search will yield this London bridge hospital result. Let them sue the hospital too

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Politics / Re: Fake Buhari Death Certificate Bishop Eze Orieke Posted (Photos) by JoannaSedley(f): 8:57pm On Nov 21, 2018
If this rumour is true then the culprits are bound to make mistake sooner than latter.

Watchful waiting.....This is getting interesting.

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Religion / Re: Vatican Has A Telescope Named LUCIFER by JoannaSedley(f): 8:34pm On Nov 21, 2018
Anas09:

What have you now said?
Please, find your ilks and debate the name Lucifer. I am not going to be in the midst of the obvious Christian war brewing on this thread. Just behave as if I was never here. Thank you.
Religion / Re: Vatican Has A Telescope Named LUCIFER by JoannaSedley(f): 8:11pm On Nov 21, 2018
Lucifer is one of the finest name ever but religious hypocrisy has blinded most of the world population to see it as the worst name.

Op, stop being mischievous and do your research well.
Whenever I am presented with the option of being a Christian, I will choose Catholicism at least they know where all the bodies are buried, what is real and what they added along the way for kicks.
Travel / Re: I'm Traveling To London, Follow Me On My Journey..... by JoannaSedley(f): 7:36pm On Nov 21, 2018
Olalekank:

Do you intend to commit?
Nay. Don't be ridiculous sir. If porn has such strict and strong punishment then capital punishment will be that of murder, innit?
Just a question, sire

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Travel / Re: I'm Traveling To London, Follow Me On My Journey..... by JoannaSedley(f): 7:29pm On Nov 21, 2018
Lexusgs430:


Make sure you don't share pornograhic images of kids etc etc etc .......... Once they start investigations and your number comes up ..... Their would be trouble ahead .... Worse case scenario is, one gets their passport withdrawn and deported after sentence is served ........
What will happen when murder is committed then.....?
Family / Re: Pls Ur Urgent Advice Is Needed To Save A Marriage... by JoannaSedley(f): 7:05pm On Nov 21, 2018
Yeah....the troll even insists on using IBO instead of Igbo. We are from IMO state my left yellow ball embarassed

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Family / Re: How Do I Check If My Little Daughter Has Been Manipulated by JoannaSedley(f): 9:36am On Nov 20, 2018
greatp80:
Please, you should also endeavour to lecture your kids about their body parts.Tell them that no one should touch their private part, and if any one should tamper with it, they should report to you immediately.
At 3 years, she supposed to know that already.
My daughter of 2 and 7months knows this already.
Every day when bathing her I remind her how precious that place is, and no body is permitted to touch d place.
Two days ago, she came to me and told me that M has touched her in her pp. M is my help, a female. I asked her when, she said, when she was bathing her. I told her that M was trying to wash the place clean and still encourage her to tell me if any body touches her.

The world is evil.Raising children now in this wicked world is not easy.
May our children b protected even when we are not with them Amen.
nice.
The world has been evil from inception. In the days gone by, nobody want to discuss sexual abuse and its effects...everything is hush hush but thank God for social media and its annonymity, at least people can voice out their opinions and seek clarifications without victimization. Many people I grew up with were abused one way or the other...some of which the parents are oblivious of.
Family / Re: Nairaland by JoannaSedley(f): 9:13pm On Nov 18, 2018
Tarashafaith:


I never knew I was raped till months later,I was drugged. The hospital said I was already pregnant I should have come earlier for an emergency pill. I didn't go for an evacuation because I was scared and confused and time ran out on me. I had no choice than to keep the baby.
The sour state of your va.gina with the semen in tow wasn't enough to pique your curiosity about rape?. Sorry, I am finding it so hard to believe your story. Sh.it ain't adding up,

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Nurses And Midwives With The Dream Of Working Abroad Let's Meet Here. by JoannaSedley(f): 2:06pm On Nov 17, 2018
Sharingan:




you didn't state the requirements for registered nurses...
Abi nah only midwifes fit apply
Much easier for Basic midwives than RNs.
Find out yourself though.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Nurses And Midwives With The Dream Of Working Abroad Let's Meet Here. by JoannaSedley(f): 7:49pm On Nov 13, 2018
camobri:

You people have brought your ward bickering to this thread. I carry yansh for una naija nurses. grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin lol.
That's right grin grin
They will feed you that shit about nursing being a God's calling and the only way to heaven just to lock you down and stampede on your dampened soul.
The truth is that practicing nursing in Nigeria especially in government and mushroom private hospitals is the fastest way to becoming a witch. Don't quote me please, I have been in it for 15 years. Thank you

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Family / Re: I Have Never Had An Orgasm. by JoannaSedley(f): 9:15am On Nov 11, 2018
AllforJesus7:


So how many times have you received the Mercedes C class and the mind blowing orgasm?

It is your dream right? Good.

So while you work at it to achieve or attract that level of success you need to 'de-stress' often in your journey.

Sex does that. It gives you the 'feel good hormones', happy and encouraging to help you even focus more. grin

Conclusion; Sex (in the proper form) is not overrated.
What's sex without orgasm? A back and forth movement of fluidy muscles without a climax ...lol...naaaa I still prefers my Mercedes and BMW orgasms.

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Family / Re: Can You Allow Your Wife To Stay Together With You In Your Parent House? by JoannaSedley(f): 8:22am On Nov 10, 2018
oloyeagbaakin:




I love this advice, what of if she delivers her baby?
HER BABY. ?
You must be very impotent.

You are taking the advice of a self certified madman, which goes to show how sound you are upstairs.

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Family / Re: I Have Never Had An Orgasm. by JoannaSedley(f): 7:42pm On Nov 08, 2018
IMHO,
Sex is overrated. There are other things that can make me have explosive and mind blowing o,rgAsm. Like if I receive a gift of say, a latest Mercedes C or S class or BMW . I will be orgasming every minute of the day for the rest of my active sex life.

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Family / Re: Please Your Candid Advice Is Needed by JoannaSedley(f): 4:03pm On Nov 07, 2018
mrblessed:
Do you really have to type these words? They remove the kernel of human feelings in you.
Just get OUT.
Some one earning below 50k has no financial justification to have a child to more of two or even more.

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Politics / Re: WHAT IF BUHARI IS NOT REALLY PMB? by JoannaSedley(f): 7:56pm On Nov 06, 2018
Quite revealing
Family / Re: Please Your Candid Advice Is Needed by JoannaSedley(f): 5:52am On Nov 06, 2018
kentblues:
please how ?
wtf do you mean please how?

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Family / Re: Married Men Come In...what Would You Do? by JoannaSedley(f): 7:37pm On Nov 05, 2018
Stop making excuses for your mother. If your wife was her daughter will she be calculating who called who? Same with your wife.

Abeg leave them. You can't force friendship. There is no point forcing what is not there to begin with.

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Family / Re: Please Your Candid Advice Is Needed by JoannaSedley(f): 7:33pm On Nov 05, 2018
Get a carton of condom first, it will save you more heartache.

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Fashion / Re: 4 Reasons Why Henna Is One Of The Most Sought After Fashion Accessory by JoannaSedley(f): 7:01pm On Nov 02, 2018
For northerners you mean?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Has W.A.E.C Certificate ( A.W.C/ D.O.D Classified Records) by JoannaSedley(f): 5:38am On Oct 31, 2018
Where is it sir?

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Family / Re: Hello by JoannaSedley(f): 8:02pm On Oct 26, 2018
Adesuwag:
Hahahhahr someone that needs a medical attention should rather read a book and have faith to get healed from stroke? Stop spreading your foolishness
You never meet Nigerian and their self delusion with religion.
For the op to point at some arrow shows that his dad won't last long while they pursue the arrow shooter.

Your dad needs mainly a neurologist, physiotherapist and a geriatric nurse.....others may come in play much later.
Get ready for expensive investigations like CT scan, MRI, PET etc. The earlier he gets care the better his chances of survival.
Be the voice of reasoning in your family by reading up on cardiovascular accidents.
NYSC / Re: Nma Is A Professional Association Not Regulatory Agency.. Nysc Get It Right by JoannaSedley(f): 7:16pm On Oct 17, 2018
Jayloy:

Thanks. I guess the poster is a lab person hence, his position. We should look beyond inter professional rivalry and support the good of healthcare in this country. This is a welcome development if you ask me.
There is nothing good about what NYSC posted. It enhances quackery instead of eliminating it.

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Family / Re: Who Pays The Bills????? Now That Rent Is Near, that is all we hear...� by JoannaSedley(f): 11:05am On Oct 15, 2018
generationz:


sorry I was a little harsh with my comment. some of the peoples comments on the main topic pissed me off


Oga you are not a car. A car is an object. You are a full human being so don't compare yourself to a car



You dated / knew madam for about eight years . Are you saying you didn't see all these signs before going ahead to marry her

Are you saying you didn't see signs of sexual incompatibility, ego and secrecy before marrying her ? its not like you both were celibate or didn't spend nights together

I don't understand how people just sweep all these things under the carpet before marriage when you know marriage is for life.

From what I've read about you sir, you weren't a saint while you both were dating ( incessant cheating )and babe might have had endured a lot . You were probably one of those who thought marriage changes everything . maybe you changed for marriage but your wife decided to show what she had been keeping in her heart since.

some ladies who have been in long term relationships decide to endure the mans attitude consoling themselves with the fact that when they get married they will treat the mans Bleep up




As for your referring to the story of Esther and Vashti . don't forget that that story was set in a highly patrichical society. Women were more or less seen as properties . what do you think happened to the other virgins the king didn't find " favourable " - they were kept as concubines because he had already banged them to know if they were "favourable or not"
or didn't you see that even as Queen Esther couldn't just barge into his court when he didn't send for her or she would die. Can the same be said of husband and wife today?

Husbands of that time weren't excepted to love their wives. They were only expected to be providers and be good examples to their family and community.

But Paul admonished husband's now to love their wives as Christ loved the Church. Do you know how Christ loved the church " he laid down his life for it" if you know you can't lay down your life ( pride) for the woman you are dating please don't marry her.

I am not taking sides. From what I read in your diary , you have been through a lot. I understand what it feels like when everyone expects you to be the tough person around even when sometimes you just need someone who can understand your weaknesses and not judge you with them .

I am just trying to be as objective as possible since i don't know your wife's story.

You are right about a man needing reassurance and his ego being massaged. I always tell my mom that when I get married my husband will be my first born. However , it is quite difficult for a lady to be submissive to a man who doesn't value her.

Don't forget that smallie also has her faults to . Your wife was probably like smallie when both of you started dating . people change too ,life happens.

Always remember side chick is side chick . just let smallie know where she stands so you don't end up in her 'men are scum' list

Damn babe cool
Family / Re: Who Pays The Bills????? Now That Rent Is Near, that is all we hear...� by JoannaSedley(f): 9:59am On Oct 13, 2018
crackhaus:

Because it is easier to have the house work and child care done by a paid employee. cheesy
See how you ended up making my point for me?

So pray tell, who should be hired to lift the burden of paying bills?
Naa.
Because house chores is a job on its own. You get someone to do that for you while you hustle on how to pay the bills.
They are both jobs and a hard one too.

Wives are not being paid to do house chores that's why it seems unimportant and not difficult.

Wives, family and friends have been used for aeons to lift the burden of paying bills likewise doing house chores.
Family / Re: Who Pays The Bills????? Now That Rent Is Near, that is all we hear...� by JoannaSedley(f): 8:21am On Oct 12, 2018
crackhaus:

See this is why I find it hard having a sensible discourse with a lot of you girls on this forum. If I call you a simpleton now, you would take it as an insult.

The question was "Which of the two is a lot harder?". We already know both can be hard, so why are you getting defensive?

You even resorted to insinuating that I stay back to do chores like it's a big task. Girl, I've lived alone for a while - from back in school to bachelorhood in flats with two bedrooms, and just me no less. I did my own chores and you wouldn't mistakenly walk into my house to meet it unkempt. Of course I had lady friends come over a lot to relax a bit but they always end up seeing they didn't even have any chores to be done when trying to act "homely".

I think a lot of you young girls overestimate your importance when it comes to doing chores, probably as a result of the kind of guys y'all have dated or Nigerian movies you've been seeing. If more men were like me, you girls won't even have a bargaining chip to draw parallels between doing chores and paying bills.

Both chores and bills can be hard, but which is harder?
If you had any experience with paying your own bills and catering to your own needs, your answer would have been straight. Common sense should have told you that you can always outsource (pay someone to do) chores if you can't or don't want to do it yourself, but you can NEVER outsource paying your own damn bills.
Is it now still rocket science trying to figure out which of the two is harder?

If I call you a simpleton now, you go begin hyperventilate...see her head grin
Your example of living alone nullified your whole write-ups.
We are talking about chores as a family. Where your families ....little babies depends solely on you to clean, feed and take care of them?
Your vituperation is totally out of place because it never addressed the subject of discourse. You are just venting as always.

I still stand on what I said that doing chores and paying bills are both hard. They are on the same scale.
Pray tell, why do people have nannies, househelps and servant they pay?

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Family / Re: Who Pays The Bills????? Now That Rent Is Near, that is all we hear...� by JoannaSedley(f): 2:41pm On Oct 11, 2018
Elder0001:


Financing of the house is the responsibility of both partners. This is 2018 not 1945 .

If you aren't ready for that please remain single.
grin grin the old threat of abject spinsterhood....hehe.


Housechoringggggg is the reaponsibilty of the father too. Nansense

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Family / Re: Who Pays The Bills????? Now That Rent Is Near, that is all we hear...� by JoannaSedley(f): 3:20am On Oct 11, 2018
Elder0001:


It becomes a man's responsibility when it comes to bills but frustrated Seahawks ,eyinjuege and CHoccolaTE will start preaching shît when the reverse is the case.

I'm sure eyinjuege and CHoccolaTE liked your post.
Of course...it is the sole responsibility of the man to provide for his family especially in this part of world so do not even think of chickening out.
Deal with it while I deal with house chores and taking care of the kids.

If you are looking for trouble find another thread for that.

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Family / Re: Who Pays The Bills????? Now That Rent Is Near, that is all we hear...� by JoannaSedley(f): 3:15am On Oct 11, 2018
crackhaus:

Which of these is a lot harder to do:
Doing chores, or settling bills?
Both.

Why not stay back while your partner do the hustling and tell me? Chores never ends likewise bills. Can't choose one and leave the other.

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Family / Re: Who Pays The Bills????? Now That Rent Is Near, that is all we hear...� by JoannaSedley(f): 7:59pm On Oct 10, 2018
CHM11:
you sound very angry ma, take it easy dear.
:
undecided
CHM11:


are you even married? This is quarrel, defeatist, 'war with men' mentality ehn
undecided

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