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Health / Re: DELSUTH Doctor Leaves Woman In Theater, Refers Her To His Private Clinic by JoannaSedley(f): 3:10pm On Apr 13, 2019
Pedicle screws and rods. It must be a spine surgery.. Lumbar fusion surgery.
Doing the surgery without adequate preparation of what could work and couldn't work is a serious error on his part.
Do not believe that no public hospitals in Nigeria has the equipments. He shouldn't have started the surgery in the first place if the implements are not available. That's too crass and reeks of poor judgements. He should have referred the patient to a government facilities where such cases can be managed. Nigeria maybe bad but there are government hospitals with good management teams where good happens irrespective of the Nigerian factors.
The three orthopedic hospitals in Nigeria where cases like this are handled on daily bases wouldn't have ran out of screws and rods. If the screws and rods are not available in Nigeria, an order would've been made to bring it in within the one month it took the patient to wait for the surgery.

He should have referred your mum to an orthopaedic hospital either Enugu, Dala-Kano or Igbobi instead of his private hospital.
Now he and the management of DELSUTH will start explaining to unlicensed social media judges?

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Nurses And Midwives With The Dream Of Working Abroad Let's Meet Here. by JoannaSedley(f): 11:32am On Apr 13, 2019
desy24444:
Just started the process of licensure in the state of Massachusetts,
1. Have filled the board form, waiting to get my cgfns I'd so I submit
2. Have applied to cgfns (only to make payment) still trying to get who own a dollar master card.
Will be updating us of the latest. Thanks guys
Please let's talk about how you completed the whole proceeds. I need info ASAP. I want to follow the right track from scratch
Travel / Re: Nigerian Nurses And Midwives With The Dream Of Working Abroad Let's Meet Here. by JoannaSedley(f): 11:03am On Apr 13, 2019
Olohijie:


Including this new one called clipath.Visit their website
http://www.clipathusa.com http://facebook.com/clipathusa
You forgot to add that they require Nigerian nurses to pay them 2 million upfront. What type of recruitment and sponsorship is that? Instead of them paying you you are paying them!!!!

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Nurses And Midwives With The Dream Of Working Abroad Let's Meet Here. by JoannaSedley(f): 6:12am On Apr 13, 2019
vickyehi:

that's why I prefer to do it through someone because it takes at least half that time.
Please link me up with someone I want to submit next week.
Thanks
Family / Re: Will It Be A Crime? by JoannaSedley(f): 8:24pm On Apr 10, 2019
StPete:


Probably the husband is bisexual and he is gay so he's looking to test his gayism somewhere grin grin
This thread just went downhill so fast.....

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Family / Re: Closed by JoannaSedley(f): 8:21pm On Apr 10, 2019
belcom10:
pls let's nt derail from the subject matter.
thanks
What other subject matter do you think they are pondering on?
Somebody beat you up and took your child forcefully., you came crying to nairalanders for help but will not allow nairalanders to confer and come up with the best solution to profer.

Be kiafu!!!!
Travel / Re: People Queue To Buy Train Ticket In Nigeria (photo) by JoannaSedley(f): 2:13pm On Apr 08, 2019
Kelvin30286063:
Eyah... I'd rather go and take a bus than go through this.
Abuja-Kaduna expressway is the deadliest roads in Nigeria presently.. The chances of getting kidnapped or nabbed or killed is 2. There is no odds here....it is all even.

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Family / Re: If It Was You What Will You Do? by JoannaSedley(f): 2:00pm On Apr 08, 2019
Pavore9:


With a keg of palmwine!
lol....and oji asaa
Family / Re: If It Was You What Will You Do? by JoannaSedley(f): 12:30pm On Apr 07, 2019
Tell your friend to come and present his case to umunna himself

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Health / Re: My Mother Has Fibroid, I Need Solutions To Stop It Permanently by JoannaSedley(f): 11:52am On Apr 07, 2019
Mizwisdom:



They do surrogacy here too
Good to know that. I wish more people will explore the option of surrogacy.
Health / Re: My Mother Has Fibroid, I Need Solutions To Stop It Permanently by JoannaSedley(f): 6:14am On Apr 07, 2019
Madam, why is your mother still holding on to an already damaged womb with all the problems it is causing her.?

Get your mum to a good hospital, let them stabilise her and perform the surgery ASAP. If whatever that is going on within her uterus didn't kill her, the ensuing anemia will. So act fast please.

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Health / Re: My Mother Has Fibroid, I Need Solutions To Stop It Permanently by JoannaSedley(f): 6:11am On Apr 07, 2019
comtem2011:
Pls, tell me more. My elder sister is going for surgery this week cos of same issue and she has not given birth before. She has done it once but still reoccur cos part of it was inside her uterus. It has now grown back. She has been booked for another one now.

Mind you, she has been dealing with it for the past 6 years. All the people saying it has drug, pls fear God. My sister has taken different kinds of stuff, but it's getting worse.

Removing the uterus now is not an option cos she is yet to give birth.

If it is severely symptomatic the womb should be removed ASAP. It is just that we are so backward in Nigeria if not her eggs should be extracted and stored till she is ready to have kids. By surrogacy anytime she wants.

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Career / Re: Registered And Licensed Nurses Please Drop By!first Recruitment I by JoannaSedley(f): 8:59pm On Apr 06, 2019
Olohijie:
FIRST RECRUITMENT AGENCY IN NIGERIA
IT'S NEW! For Information only
GUIDANCE FROM BEGINNING TILL YOU ARRIVE USA

Clipath
UNITED STATES
Free GREEN CARD PROGRAM
for
REGISTERED NURSES
​When it comes to healthcare, the United States of America has a problem – a big problem. What is this problem? It’s an acute shortage of healthcare professionals, especially nurses, and it’s getting worse every year. Why is this occurring? That’s easy to answer; it’s happening because the US population is rapidly getting older.
In the U.S., a nurse earns an average annual salary of $63,000, more than double the global average of $26,000, according to CapRelo, a firm that specializes in global relocation.
CLIPATH FAMILY is a community of like-minded, purpose driven and high quality nurses with a determination to achieve the American Dream and thrive in the dream land as a corporate family.

Unlike other agencies who need African nurses for business and treat them as numbers, our vision is to develop and deploy High Quality brand of Nurses and give them the opportunity to get into high profile hospitals and international NGO's to enable them advance their profession, make impact for themselves and later contribute to the advancement of healthcare in Africa.
CLIPATH FAMILY IS THE GOODNEWS
From the moment you begin your U.S. job application with CLIPATHUSA, you will receive our personalized attention as we prepare you for career success. Our comprehensive NCLEX training program will equip you with everything you need to take and pass the certification exams. Together with our US partner we offer Permanent Residency Sponsorship and job placement at one of our client’s U.S. facilities, and we are committed to supporting you throughout your entire contract term and beyond!
COST AND BENEFITS
​​CLIPATHUSA NURSING PROGRAM is a VIP PACKAGE of 4 Million Naira, designed to fulfill our mandate of training and deploying distinguished brand of nurses and place them in high profile hospitals, to enable them make exploits for themselves and later contribute to the advancement of healthcare in Africa. But because of the economic situation preventing many Africans from achieving the American dream, we have arranged that you pay 50 percent of the cost here and pay the balance within two years of working in the US. With this arrangement we're able to maintain our standard, ensure success and give our Nurses the best they deserve.

The cost for this program is TWO Million Naira (2M) Only.

This cost is a total package which includes TUTORIAL, CES, US BOARD LICENSE, NCLEX EXAMINATION, IELTS, VISASCREEN, BONUSES, IMMIGRATION AND RELOCATION.

You can make your payment once or two times installment and you will receive several benefits as:

You will be registered with CGFNS for Credential Evaluation Service (CES). The cost for sending your documents to CGFNS for the evaluation will be covered.
You will be registered with US Nursing Board for Authorization To Test, and then for NCLEX Examination. You will have six months to prepare and sit for the exam.
You will receive a laptop, extra battery, external speaker and with the training package and required software installed in the laptop. You will also receive a special OTG flash containing the training videos and audios so you can use it in your laptop, ipad, cell phone and even flat screen TV. If your eyes are sensitive to computer light, we will order from US a special amber colored computer reading glass designed to prevent the harmful computer light from entering your eyes causing insomnia and induced maculopathy. It will also enable you to study long with comfort.
You will be assigned to a personal tutor for online interaction and monthly assessment to familiarize you with the critical thinking and SATA questions. You will be registered online with a world-renowned NCLEX simulated app to enable you practice several mock exams prior to sitting for the main exam.
There is no NCLEX exam centre in Africa, so you will be required to sit for the exam in London or India. We will obtain your visa, round trip ticket and 7 days hotel accommodation.
With our training program you're sure to pass at first sitting. But If for any reason you were not able to pass, don't worry you will be re-registered to re-sit for the exam within 3 months with tickets and accommodation provided without additional payment. This is a security provided to ensure your success.
Once you pass, you will be connected to our US partner for interview, sign the contract agreement and they will proceed to recruitment and processing the Green Card with United States Citizenship and Immigrant Service (USCIS).
You will be trained and registered to sit for IELTS within two months, you will receive our Training Package specially designed and loaded to enable you pass at first sitting. If for any reason you could not meet up the score, you will be re-registered to re-sit for the exam without additional payment.
Once you pass you will be registered to receive a VISASCREEN CERTIFICATE which is a requirement for processing your Green Card application at the United States National Visa Center (NVC) and for issuing your immigrant visa at the US embassy.
(Bonus). While your application is being processed at the USCIS, You will be registered online for United States Registered Nurses Continuing Education (RNCE), this comprises of 30 courses which you can complete within 30 days and obtain 30 certificates. This will help to boost your CV. Employers in top notch hospitals are usually impressed with such courses as it shows motivation, an update knowledge of nursing developments and acquaintance with American Nursing Culture. This helps to fasten your US licensure process and shorten your orientation period.
(Bonus). While your application is being processed at the USCIS, you can benefit from Phlebotomy for Nurses. Thus, you will obtain an American Certification in Phlebotomy and this will be a great advantage because employers are highly impressed with nurses who have american certification in Phlebotomy as they can utilize them in certain situations as bedside blood collection in Geriatrics, Pediatrics and Psychiatric patients instead of hiring a phlebotomist and this attracts additional pay.
(Bonus) You can also benefit from Spanish for Nurses. Clipath has acquired the latest cutting-edge technology App whereby you can master any language within two months in the same way children learn language. Here we will train you to communicate in SPANISH within two months. United States is a dual language country and high profile employers are impressed with any nurse who can communicate in both English and Spanish, this attracts additional pay and paves the way to work with top notch hospitals and international NGOs like UN and WHO, as their main requirement is bilingual.
Once your application is completed at the USCIS, You will be invited at the Nigerian Embassy. You will be required together with your family if applicable to obtain police clearance report and medical reports prior to appearing at the US embassy for immigrant visa (Medical report for an individual is about 100k). All expenses will be cove.
​REGISTRATION PROCESS:

For your registration, you will be required to email us your Curriculum Vitae to destiny@clipathusa.com with subject heading from Blessing. Then make your payment and you will be informed step by step on what to do. Once you register with us we will take care of all the procedures involved and guide you accordingly.

Make your payment of 2M or initial deposit to any of these banks and send proof of payment to the email or whatsapp number +639292752410 or call 07068450494
PS- Only for Nurses who want to immigrae to the US individually or with their family .
PS-Please only for those with the initial deposit of 2M should contact us
For more info visit our website http://www.clipathusa.com
This must be an expensive joke. While others are offering bigger deal without any fees attached,, your agency is asking us to pay 2 million. Unbelievable!!!

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Nurses And Midwives With The Dream Of Working Abroad Let's Meet Here. by JoannaSedley(f): 4:34pm On Apr 06, 2019
deb02:
I received a mail from OGP agency and they said US processing takes about a year or more..but my question is what why does it take so long.. Is it the CES report..or what cos UK is just about 3months like I heard...

Please I need your response
CES
BON
ATT
NCLEX
VISASCREEN
1-140
.....

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Religion / Re: Why Catholic Bible Exceeded Other Bibles With Seven Books? by JoannaSedley(f): 6:50am On Apr 06, 2019
Chakulaa:


We shall see what we are look for in it. No single copy is missing in Hebrew Bible and I believe the doubt cast in my mind will be cleared.
Who compiled it? It is just the old testament... Tanakh or Mitrak or something. The Christian Bible comprises of both old and new testament
Religion / Re: Why Catholic Bible Exceeded Other Bibles With Seven Books? by JoannaSedley(f): 8:55pm On Apr 05, 2019
Chakulaa:
Finding where to get an original copy of Hebrew Bible stand as a solution to this problem because I believe all the books that are expected to see will be there.
Hebrew Bible? What the heck is that,!!!
Religion / Re: Why Catholic Bible Exceeded Other Bibles With Seven Books? by JoannaSedley(f): 7:01pm On Apr 04, 2019
Interesting deliberations....


It is sad that the rest of these books will never be known as the great library of Alexandria eas burned in the year 48 BC by Cleopatra.
As if that was not enough, the library of Serapeum was also sacked and burnt by the rampaging "Christians around 390 AD and, according to some historians, again during the Arab conquest in 642 AD."

What we have are the snippets and nitbits of what the Catholic church dishes out....that's why I don't play with Catholicism cos they know where all the bodies are buried. I won't be surprised with what maybe found inside the Vatican archive.

What if Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene after all

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Family / Re: Outrage As 6-month-old Baby Dies Mysteriously In Abuja Creche by JoannaSedley(f): 6:35pm On Apr 01, 2019
Someone quoted how his mother reared arsenal of children in the good old days when relatives plenty for ground dey find where dey go live. A time when parents send forth their kids to live as helps in exchange for education.
Nowadays women are practically doing the childrearing all alone without helps from their husbands and families. If she opt to stay at home and take care of the kids, she will be call unprintable names. If she decides to work and support the family, she will also be blamed. She will be victimised for being useless to the husband not minding the divine role she is playing at home.
Fvck the world and whatever they will say mama Michelle...

RIP Michelle. It wasn't mummy's intention for you to go so soon. Rest on baby.

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Family / Re: My Wife Doesn't Post My Pictures On Social Media, She Is Abnormal, Help! by JoannaSedley(f): 6:20pm On Apr 01, 2019
Op. I hope we have left you more confused than you were when you posted this.
The power of nairaland 101.....confuse them till they deactivates.

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Family / Re: Truly , I'm Giving Up On Life by JoannaSedley(f): 9:39pm On Mar 22, 2019
I can't link this personality to anybody I know for a job...so unstable and irrationally angry.

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Family / Re: My Husband Younger Brother Sneak To My Bed by JoannaSedley(f): 4:24pm On Mar 10, 2019
Blackmail his sorry ass!!!!!
Politics / Re: I Have Finally Being Justified Again For The Second Time about My Igbo brethren by JoannaSedley(f): 8:32pm On Feb 27, 2019
philfearon:

Hahahahahaha... Abi...
Sure grin

We wail hard to destabilize our opponents and next moment we are busy buying and selling. If the wailing is not getting through we throw in Biafra and marginalisation mix and then watch grin grin. Oh grin grin. Let them deal with it, shebi dem understand politics....kikikiki
Politics / Re: I Have Finally Being Justified Again For The Second Time about My Igbo brethren by JoannaSedley(f): 8:26pm On Feb 27, 2019
Jombom:
There is no point responding to your wailing but it is very okay for Igbos to be united n vote a single party. In fact it is the right thing to do but you n your father must not wail when Aboki vote a single party too which is APC. You wailing about that translate to you being the biggest bastard on the face of the earth, what is good for the goose is good for the gander.
I just realised that people talk about you when you are something. Mai abokis voted for a single party and nobody was talking about them rather we have the resident bloodhounds here crawling outta their woodworks opening threads upon threads about Igbos for doing same.
We have our pattern which we have sticked to, it is left for you to use the pattern to your advantage.
Politics / Re: I Have Finally Being Justified Again For The Second Time about My Igbo brethren by JoannaSedley(f): 8:18pm On Feb 27, 2019
philfearon:

Everything in life is about politics...and whether or not you want to be involved, it controls everything you do directly and indirectly.
grin grin.

We wail about Nigerian politics because that's what you are expected to do in you spare time.... grin.
Politics / Re: Are The Igbos Really Taking Over Our Land? by JoannaSedley(f): 1:57am On Feb 27, 2019
stubbornman:


When dem call VP's around the world, you go follow mention that Osibanjo name....person wey dem dey send to go do photocopy during meeting from there lock am outside.... shey that one nah VP at all or caterer for Aso rock
They are finding it too hard to accept that they are the new 5%.... grin grin

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Politics / Re: Are The Igbos Really Taking Over Our Land? by JoannaSedley(f): 6:56pm On Feb 26, 2019
Herdsmen:


Yoruba's lost the election too...or you so dull you want to lie to yourself..

Two Yoruba states went down..
Two went little above 10,000..

Two went ..bit above 100.000


You still don't want to believe that you're part of the new 5% ?

Got to start being real to yourself...and stop living on northern victory..


Wake n smell what's happening..Or you keep shouting ipob.yebos Igbo and finally get consume by hatred..

We all went down hard grin. Yorubas added themselves to the new 5% gang grin grin. The guy was commenting with his nose in the air as always not knowing that his people has been benched.

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Politics / Re: Plateau: Former Gov. Jang Delivers Polling Unit, Ward To Atiku - Thisday by JoannaSedley(f): 4:51pm On Feb 24, 2019
doctokwus:

Bros no be only you.
I was sure Atiku would defeat Buhari in SE,SS,NC and at worst 50:50 in SW,but those poorly enlightened up North with their massive pvc's were my greatest worry.
But the results so far have even surpassed my expectations.
If not for those pending far north votes,Nigerians would have by now been celebrating the ousting of the worst president Nigeria would ever have.
Especially Jigawa, kano, Kastina. Gombe and Yobe. The margin is scary damn it. But then again....SS/SE are yet to show face even NC are hoarding their score, probably waiting for the 3Ks to strike first.
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results (Unofficial, Live Updates) by JoannaSedley(f): 10:00am On Feb 24, 2019
DMerciful:
Are you blind? Ain't you seeing the number of accredited voters vs registered voters? Very poor margin! If Bubu wins hold yourself responsible!
tongue
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results (Unofficial, Live Updates) by JoannaSedley(f): 9:59am On Feb 24, 2019
somehow:

They get to decide who rule Nigeria
Are in key positions
Those who get educated or partly educated enjoy what a fully educated southerner will struggle to get in government
They're more accepted by outsiders than the rest

Gains abound.

Their roads are the best too.

Imagine a largely educated north with the above benefits, just imagine.


They also have enough reserves yet to be explored.
You may believe what you wrote here but I don't.

The road aspect gave you away dude.
Is it the Abuja-Kaduna road, Jos-Bauchi, Keffi-Jos, Kano-Zaria highway or Kabba-Kafanchan to mention but a few.
Please dont quote me again to spew trash. Thanks
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results (Unofficial, Live Updates) by JoannaSedley(f): 9:43am On Feb 24, 2019
bender79:
we are also holding on to Katsina,kaduna and Kano. We know your plans but we are ready sir
Watchful waiting. May the best rigger win...hehehehehe

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