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Events / Re: Wild Africa Cream Liqueur Rewards Its Consumers With Free Wine Tasting by Jobac: 4:39pm On Aug 08, 2019
Got 6 bottles last year December; great taste. Sharper than Baileys.

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Politics / Re: "Nigeria Needs A Revolution" - Pat Utomi (VIDEO) by Jobac: 10:12am On Aug 08, 2019
Revolution, not now!
Crime / Re: Man Falls From A Tree While Smoking Weed (Photos) by Jobac: 9:49pm On Aug 07, 2019
Lol
Politics / Re: Revolutionnow: Southwest Conspiring To Overthrow Buhari – Northern Group by Jobac: 6:14pm On Aug 07, 2019
Victornezzar:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

I thought we yoloba moslems are loyal to the caliphate

Why are they now accusing us embarassed
Igbo catholic will answer you how they run things in iboland.

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Politics / Re: Ayade Visits Intending Pilgrims To Mecca by Jobac: 4:57pm On Aug 07, 2019
ItsTutsi:
Ok oooooo!!...take heart bro
I like your response. He is deceiving himself. Wetin concern the governor with immigrants?
Politics / Re: Proposed 5% VAT On Online Purchases: Nigerians React by Jobac: 12:35pm On Aug 06, 2019
seunmsg:
We all pay vat when we buy vatable goods by cash. So, what’s wrong with paying vat when we buy vatable goods online? If what you are buying is not excluded by the VAT act, you must pay vat irrespective of whether you’re buying online or paying cash directly.

In addition, FG needs to start imposing income tax on foreign social media platforms like Google, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. All revenues generated by these platforms from Nigeria should be fully subjected to Nigeria taxes.
Sir, how can it be monitored? Would the foreign firms declare their income to the FG or to who? I am skeptical of how FG can accurately tax them. These foreign companies are making a lot of money here.
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Jobac: 2:42pm On Aug 05, 2019
ahiboilandgas:
the 100k is the money available to invest in new zealand....it your funds ,u study the place for a year b4 setting up once the enterprise pick up u will need man power u must be a new Zealander
Bravedude112:
The bolded i did not ask, employ a new zealander after the business must have been established.

Please do you have any link to go through the application and other requirements?
Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Jobac: 2:12pm On Aug 05, 2019
valarinz:


That's the issue with most Nigerians, just a little glimpse of knowledge and they become oversabi and arrogant

It will not be well with those dealers that have been cheating you? Cheating you how? How many cars have you bought in your life, i guess NIL cos if you've bought even one car, you wont be talking ignorantly here.

A dealer will invest his cash in millions and wait for months, vehicle arrives and theyll take delivery (alongside all the liabilities that might come with it eg theft of parts by wharf rats and container dents), go ahead to use his cash to fix the cars faults and put it in perfect condition. Then you want him to sell to you at samw price with the man who's contract with you ends at the ports.

2004 XC90 currently sells at the range of 1.4m-1.5m in the open market, and the OP offered it at 1.2m, the risk there is to hope that what you saved buying from him will bw enough for you to do one or two touches on the car and still have substantial change to your pocket. That's the risk involved and itll be foolhardy for you to believe cars you're buying here will arrive at your doorstep in exact same condition with the ones already at the car stand

The "wise" ones are aware of the difference and will take calculated risks as regards their options and live with the consequence, but your type thinks once u see cheap price, it means everyother one selling above that price is a thief. Your type will open multiple threads and go to google to give negative review and cry foul at every mention of the OP moniker if you ever save enough to afford one of his cars and something gets spoilt on the car after two weeks

What this man is doing here is a clean legit hustle, pls dont bring him more negative vibes than he actually needs, focus on saving your own 1.2m and let's see if you have the mind to risk it on this venture.

People waiting for container to land before they believe someone is doing a legit hustle be talking more than those who've actually put their money where their mouth is.
The thieves are coming one by one. You have been noticed
Oya take your number:

Thief No 1....
Waiting for others

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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Jobac: 1:21pm On Aug 05, 2019
Bravedude112:
The bolded i did not ask, employ a new zealander after the business must have been established.
Thank you sir.
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Jobac: 1:21pm On Aug 05, 2019
ahiboilandgas:
the 100k is the money available to invest in new zealand....it your funds ,u study the place for a year b4 setting up once the enterprise pick up u will need man power u must be a new Zealander
Thanks sir
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Jobac: 11:58am On Aug 05, 2019
Bravedude112:
These are the requirements accoording to the embassy:

- The proper proof of how the money is made.

- Also need a business plan

- And thirdly, they will actually give 2 years first and you start a business and if it suceeds after 2 years, they will now give residence

- Also must employ a New Zealander.

Cheers.
Please sir, does the 100k include the capital for the business or just a security deposit/expression of interest? Employ a New Zealander from the 100k? The thing no clear well.
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Jobac: 10:34am On Aug 05, 2019
Bravedude112:
I will call their embassy where i reside to ask more.
Ok
Politics / Re: Osun: Governance goes beyond dancing with prostitutes –Baderinwa by Jobac: 2:49pm On Aug 04, 2019
Ade the Dancer!

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Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Jobac: 2:29pm On Aug 04, 2019
amdman:
2005 Nissan Exterra

No faults reported

99k miles

N1.6m
Baba, is clearing included, if no, how much will it cost to clear it?
Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Jobac: 2:28pm On Aug 04, 2019
Nice one OP. It will not be well with those dealers that have been cheating us for years.

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Crime / Re: Burial Photos Of Ogah Jumbo Ochigbo, Civil Defense Officer Killed By Police by Jobac: 11:33am On Jul 29, 2019
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Crime / Re: Burial Photos Of Ogah Jumbo Ochigbo, Civil Defense Officer Killed By Police by Jobac: 11:30am On Jul 29, 2019
May Allah forgive all your sin. RIP! I really feel for the wife and the children he left behind. Only God can console the people he left behind. God will send help to you and your children from east, west, south and north.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: We Won’t Call Any Witness In Defence Of Petition By PDP, Atiku – INEC by Jobac: 11:29am On Jul 29, 2019
Imoh555:


Mocking atiku or not the elections was a sham and was rigged to favour buhari that wasnt the peoples choice
I am not sure you are referring to the just concluded election; Atiku lost woefully. Buhari/Osinbajo won!

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Crime / Re: Monday Chikwunka Arrested In Katsina By The Army by Jobac: 11:24am On Jul 29, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:

Pity yourself kwara boy

Go and serve your fulani masters and stop disturbing my mentions


I no go reply u again
Coward, why you dey run. You need to trace your root. You can't continue to live your life like this. It is a pity!

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: We Won’t Call Any Witness In Defence Of Petition By PDP, Atiku – INEC by Jobac: 11:21am On Jul 29, 2019
Atiku is just wasting his time and money.

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Crime / Re: Monday Chikwunka Arrested In Katsina By The Army by Jobac: 11:19am On Jul 29, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:

No be everybody be born by mistake like u
Now that you have confirmed that you are a product of baby factory. I can help you trace whoever sired you by going back to the baby factory and check all the men their, anyone that looks like you may be the sperm donor. I pity you, ndo!

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Crime / Re: Monday Chikwunka Arrested In Katsina By The Army by Jobac: 11:14am On Jul 29, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:

Tell that to your father at home
Omo Yoruba
I won't mention your father, because you don't even know yours since you are a product of baby factory. Maybe na mad man sire you sef.

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Crime / Re: Monday Chikwunka Arrested In Katsina By The Army by Jobac: 11:13am On Jul 29, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:

Emir of illorin says Hi

Soon there shall be emir in ife
I laugh at your folly. I am from Kwara state, but I won't mention my great city. Emir or no Emir we are Ok. Tell me one good thing about your people?
Crime / Re: Monday Chikwunka Arrested In Katsina By The Army by Jobac: 11:10am On Jul 29, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:

Human being dey talk
Tiger clawed hydraulic guzzling demonic beast from the wasteland dey talk


Bleep outta here. Dem no born yorubas to go war against britain and the rest of Nigeria

Igbos went to war and lasted 3years

If yorubas try am the whole south west will be leveled to the ground in 3hours

No be so fulani collect kwara state from una

Its only a matter of time before they install emir from iwo to ibadan and finally to ife

Your afonja brethrens will see to that even before fight start. There shall be no more obas in afonjaland wink

My tribal marks na my identity. I like them; they are very noticeable. Ewedu and Amala na my best food. Tell me your identity?

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Crime / Re: Monday Chikwunka Arrested In Katsina By The Army by Jobac: 11:08am On Jul 29, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:

Human being dey talk
Tiger clawed hydraulic guzzling demonic beast from the wasteland dey talk


Bleep outta here. Dem no born yorubas to go war against britain and the rest of Nigeria

Igbos went to war and lasted 3years

If yorubas try am the whole south west will be leveled to the ground in 3hours

No be so fulani collect kwara state from una

Its only a matter of time before they install emir from iwo to ibadan and finally to ife

Your afonja brethrens will see to that even before fight start. There shall be no more obas in afonjaland wink
I even think say na me be the youngest here, but it appears you a toddler. Na only mouth una get.
Crime / Re: Monday Chikwunka Arrested In Katsina By The Army by Jobac: 11:01am On Jul 29, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:

Nigger shut up ur mouth

You're not going to attack SE on this PARTICULAR thread

When any talk about south in matters like this it is against SE and not any other tribe or sometimes yoruba christians

The first coup was spearheaded by someone from present day SS yet igbos take all the blame
Jonathan was from present day ss yet all his fuckups are shifted towards
Whenever abokis want to have religious crisis and attack southerners d talk is about igbos (SE)

So if you're a southerner (most especially christian or provided you're not a yoruba muslim) and you are attacking igbos on threads then you're a big fool


Without igbos (SE) . So called south south, middle belt christians and yoruba christians for really suffer for this country


Like it or not but na we dey serve as shield for una dey collect all the fuckups and una bullshit

The average northerner only knows igbo as the only southerner. Most of them see calabar, akwa ibom, even edo as igbos. So any body from this tribes wey fuckup na igbo person do am. Not knowing say most of this tribes wan also feel big by being against igbos for no good reason

So no dey make mouth say u dey attack igbos

We dey indirectly shield una from aboki.

The day igbos(SE) leave Nigeria una done finish be that
That is what you cowards have been saying since 1967. Mouth but no action. Una too dey chest beat like Gorilla. Over 50 years...we will go. When Python danced round una land no be inside water you cowards dey swim and cry? I have said it severally, Yoruba people don't need anybody to survive. Go back to your barren-muddy land. Hopeless armed roibber.

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Food / Re: NAFDAC Warns Nigerians On Consumption Of Animal Hides And Skin (ponmo) As Food by Jobac: 10:49am On Jul 29, 2019
uuzba:

Uncle, I lived in UK for 4 years. Doing my Masters and student job.
Chicken is damn cheap. Same in America. I was TIRED, TIRED TIRED TIRED of eating chicken.
I was just adding weight anyhow!
That is how cheap chicken is for western world. Some how fish is expensive. Naija wey, I no fit see meat eat for eba.

If someone can eat chicken anyhow, what is he looking for with punmo?

You are are here in Nigeria, you have not experienced it. That's why you think Nigerians are being wasteful.

No they are not. They are hungry and malnourished. That's why people eat punmo
Something that just RESEMBLES meat small.
I disagree with you sir. My brother in-law to an extent is a multi-millionaire in Naira; you dare not serve his meal without ponmo. I am a bit comfortable too, I eat ponmo almost everyday.

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Crime / Re: Monday Chikwunka Arrested In Katsina By The Army by Jobac: 10:39am On Jul 29, 2019
ACHILLES45:


mind you pls, that is not a SE name. its or northern origin.
What are you trying to say here? I am not going to attack SE on this particular thread. This biased report is against all the south and not just Delta State.

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Crime / Re: Monday Chikwunka Arrested In Katsina By The Army by Jobac: 10:37am On Jul 29, 2019
Deepthoughts:
This is clearly a very biased report with intent to pass the buck n deliberately tarnish the image of a particular section of the country, it's very doubtful if the said chukwunka is actually the ring leader of the group,he could be a medical practitioner formerly trained or not,based in katsina that was either lured by financial inducement or forced to offer his services to the bandits n now been use as a scapegoat to shift blame because of his people's rejection of RUGA,why single out his name for mention?, well the security can go ahead n kill him if that would end the banditry n make RUGA a reality Nationwide.
You are very correct. This is a biased report full of nonsense.

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