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Phones / Re: My SpaceX Starlink Internet Experience In Lagos, Nigeria by Jobola1: 2:21pm On Jan 31, 2023
CSTRR:

If you subscribe 32k data on mtn every month, you can't finish it in a month.
So it's more or less unlimited.

Plus other benefits you will get on calls.

Elon musk is a scam.

baba, I beg rest. No dey ever mention any Nigerian network beside starlink. If you no get the money, no wahala, me sef no get money to run am and I no kuku dey sit down house. but e no mean say make i spoil am.

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Romance / Re: Should A Woman Be Bothered About Not Being Good In Bed? by Jobola1: 5:37pm On Aug 26, 2022
Draslo:
It's a man's world. That's why we never talk about it. Women complain about men's sexual abilities all the time but can't even cowgirl for just 3 minutes

Chaiiii, and this applies to all of them. grin

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Science/Technology / Re: Talented Nigerian Boy Builds A Duplex Design With Lights And Swimming Pool by Jobola1: 5:15pm On Aug 26, 2022
bestman09:
angry
Wish he's in a country that's working! I pray that destiny helpers will locate him and help to groom this talent, and above all, May his talent not be wasted in this country.

May Nigeria not happen to him.

And above all, may Buhari never happen to him.

No be everything una must call Buhari. Guys n girls studying architecture in government universities build way more complex things and it's normal for them, na assignment Dem dey use finish their lives.

Boy is good but not something that thousands of archi students r not already doing
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Mobbed At NBA Conference (Video) by Jobola1: 8:28pm On Aug 22, 2022
YourhealthNG2:

Peter Obi excelled in private sector. Buhari did not

This is an important point people normally don't look at.
Sports / Re: Usyk Vs Joshua: Prize Money For Both Boxers In Rematch Revealed by Jobola1: 9:20am On Aug 21, 2022
tremilatre:


Did you see the technical ability last night? I bet you did. AJ was lucky to last the fight, with his jelly leg.
Have a nice day. wink

I have to give it to Usyk, dvway he came back in d 10th round... that was next level. AJ destroyed him in the 9th round only for him to bounce back right after. Yeah, dude is better than Joshua.

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Sports / Re: Usyk Vs Joshua: Prize Money For Both Boxers In Rematch Revealed by Jobola1: 5:15pm On Aug 20, 2022
Krismas:
grin No idea friend.

MBC 2 is showing it. I guess it's because it is a UAE affair.

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Sports / Re: Usyk Vs Joshua: Prize Money For Both Boxers In Rematch Revealed by Jobola1: 1:03pm On Aug 20, 2022
Krismas:
grin I know the fight with Beterbiev was long ago. Yet Beterbiev is Beterbiev. Check the current form, it’s 100% knockout in all his fight with no loses. That’s better than Anthony’s record even b4 he lost Ruiz.
While its true Anthony went into the first Usyk fight with a Wrong strategy
Of trying to BOX the BOXER
Whereas u BANG the BOXER and BOX the BANGER grin
But I believe Usyk’s footwork and skill made it difficult for AJ to bang. Usyk kept changing angles, shooting from all sides. It was Usyk who succeeded in BOXING the BANGER, by preventing AJ from BANGING the BOXER.
All am saying? Give Usyk some credit. The man has skills

Any idea how to stream this match?
Sports / Re: Usyk Vs Joshua: Prize Money For Both Boxers In Rematch Revealed by Jobola1: 9:12am On Aug 20, 2022
Krismas:
grin 2 combo? Go watch Usyk v Artur Beterbiev grin
Beterbiev Is a monster. 100% knockout ratio. He knock Usyk down with a vicious blow to the trunk. Usyk got up from the mat and won the fight. So don’t believe Usyk is a softy

Ahh, bros, u sef for check am well. The fight you are quoting happened when Usyk was 25. A whole 10 years later, u still believe one of the heaviest punchers in d division n put him to sleep? Joshua was fooling around, I couldn't recognise him in the first fight.

Wait for the Mofo, take him out.
Sports / Re: Usyk Vs Joshua: Prize Money For Both Boxers In Rematch Revealed by Jobola1: 8:40am On Aug 20, 2022
tremilatre:
Everyone is saying AJ for the win, c'mon guys, don't be sentimental. I think Usyk would win via TKO on or before 8th round.
I have followed the build up and I am worried AJ is just in it or the money. Usyk is fighting with the emotion of the war on his shoulder, he is fighting for his soldiers, he has the country behind him, that is the biggest motivation any man could have. Do you know he paid for the viewing rights so the whole Ukraine could watch this bout free.
Joshua has added an extra 2 kg from the last bout. I was at Wembly last time, man was slow, now he has added a whole 2kg, thats not good when facing a South paw with quick feet. He banked on his deadly punch the last time but Usyk was too fit and quick.
Now AJ wants to fight inside shocked shocked , thats playing into Usyk's hands cos it nullifies his long reach.
Anyway, I hope I am wrong sha, but our ajebo Briton has the fight of his life on his gloves.

We should wait n see d fight today. what nonsense technical ability is everyone talking that Usyk has if not A.J was fooling around? It's a f*cking heavyweight division, take Ur technical bullshit to the welterweight...he is no Mike Tyson.

Person wey him suppose use two combo kill, he kept dancing around d ring with him for 12 rounds. Usyk can't even take body shots sef. Allow d guy do his dancing, n wait for him with loaded punches.
Celebrities / Re: After Giving Him All Styles, He Left Me. I Don’t Think I Can Marry Again – Korra by Jobola1: 4:39pm On Aug 03, 2022
Style that u volunteered to do, u r complaining as if u didn't enjoy it grin

Ashawo dey Ur eye normal normal

Sha come show me trampoline style, I wan learn grin

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Politics / Re: What Do You Think Will Change In 5 Years Regardless Of Who Wins In 2023? by Jobola1: 4:26pm On Aug 03, 2022
Throwback:


And Peter Obi is an unusual political prostitute without integrity who despite being a former bank Chairman, allowed a contractor to cash N250m in Anambra that was to be expended in Lagos that harboured the bank headquarters.

Or do we even talk about the conflict of interest in domiciling Anambra State funds in the same Fidelity Bank whose board he chaired before becoming Governor? Or is it the conflict of investing state funds in a company in which he had interests?

How is he different from Atiku that put PTDF funds in his private bank account? Or why hide away his wealth in secret and complex accounts under his daughters name?

After Atiku, Obi is the chief contender for a typical and desperate politician. And those you continue to welcome to Labour Party like Peter Obi, are they not the same failed politicians who move about looking for a ticket - the next meal ticket of power?

So u r telling me that OBI had a thriving career before he came into politics. Impressive
Crime / Re: Rufai Oseni Apologises For BRT Lane Incident by Jobola1: 1:07pm On Aug 03, 2022
Reference:
So surprised that a learned man like that can make so much noise about an infraction he knowingly committed.
I think his personality got to his head like every entitled little Nigerian who cannot manage success or popularity.

The way those "enforcers" go about things is really annoying.

If e never happen to u, u won't understand.

Na small remain wey me sef for throw one VIO inside gutter the last time. Took me a while to realise the gravity of what I was about to do.
Crime / Re: Rufai Oseni Apologises For BRT Lane Incident by Jobola1: 1:05pm On Aug 03, 2022
Oju4190:
So u think say na anybody when spend ten years for prison na b ex convict abi.....He was charged to court.convicted and paid the fine .... HE IS EX- CONVICT

Go school, u no gree. You say Na Agbado u wan dey hawk...see how u dey disgrace Ur family now grin
Celebrities / Re: Kidnappers Of Cynthia Okereke And Clemson Cornell Demand $100,000 Ransom by Jobola1: 8:10am On Jul 31, 2022
Ikechukwu183:
This same kidnapper will call and demand ransoms from the SIMs that are registered with NIN but will never be tracked or caught.

They have also transferred money from the victims' account to theirs but BVN, NIN, and other unnecessary things that banks use to hook ordinary citizens by the throat will not be used to track down the said kidnappers.

WHAT A SHAME

Naija police actually have all those tracking tech for real, the case just needs to be serious enough ni.
Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju: Obi Fans Are Known Liars And Fake News Merchants by Jobola1: 9:03pm On Jul 26, 2022
Snapchat:


Anambra is not even part of the top 10 richest states.

Good. Now do another ranking for how much each state borrowed cool
Politics / Re: Obi Support Movement Takes Campaign To Katsina Streets (Pictures) by Jobola1: 9:40am On Jul 25, 2022
It's happening

They might be a hundred today but by December, they will be a hundred thousand.

Na so e dey start. Remember these r not paid crowd

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Education / Re: UNIMAID Teaching Hospital Spends ₦67 Million On Diesel Monthly - CMD by Jobola1: 7:18pm On Jul 24, 2022
Una just wan embezzle funds

How much is a solar farm?
Politics / Re: Shettima’s Unveiling: Bishops Explain Mission At Yar’Adua Centre by Jobola1: 7:43am On Jul 24, 2022
datopaper:
My advice to Nigerians generally is that religion should not be a basis for competence. If we do otherwise, corruption officials will continue to have their ways in our polity.

So u mean there isn't even one competent Christian in Nigeria?
Politics / Re: The Reception Abia People Gave To Peter Obi (Video, Photos) by Jobola1: 1:06am On Jul 24, 2022
Abba114:
this is an illusion bro u dont know the north we will vote tinubu in the die minute we r just pretending like we dont care. tinubu will win southwest, northeast and northwest. i would rather vote tunubu even if he 1million years old than vote a bigot from southeast

True, they will vote Kwankwaso too as well as Atiku. The aim is to scatter the votes, not to win
Politics / Re: The Reception Abia People Gave To Peter Obi (Video, Photos) by Jobola1: 1:02am On Jul 24, 2022
naija4life247:


When Kingibe was asked, during a debate in 1993, "Abiola and You are Muslims, how will the interest of Christians be protected in your government?"

Kingibe replied "Abiola and I are never and will never be representing Muslims or Christians in government, the interest of Muslims will be handled by Sultan of Sokoto while that of Christians will be handled by Okogie (the CAN President), we are representing Nigerians regardless of their religions.

My Boss Abiola comes from Majority Yoruba in the South West, I come from the Minority Kanuri in the North East. Abiola comes from core Private Sector, I come from core Public Sector to save Nigeria and move our country beyond the reach of bigotry."

That 'MuslimMuslim' Ticket won in 1993. Guess what? The man who annulled it was IBB a Muslim from the North and handed over to unelected Shonekan, a Christian from the South.

Political Office is not religion, do not bring religion to it and don't be deceived by fanatics.

Great write up, but there was bandits n terrorists targeting a certain relation in 1993.

Make una try dey update the outdated software for una brain.
Business / Re: Sinoma Is Constructing A Cement Plant In Kogi (Photos) by Jobola1: 9:08pm On Jul 20, 2022
jumper524:
To be completed in 2 years??
Most project when dem dey forecast to finish in two years no dey finish in the end.
If na lie ask dangote refinery and 2nd Niger bridge.

Na chinko dey build am o. Dem fit finish am in 6 months sef if not because everybody go shout black magic grin
Politics / Re: Atiku Outperforms Peter Obi, Tinubu On Positive Ratio Metrics - Vanguardngr by Jobola1: 11:28am On Jul 10, 2022
Read the last paragraph and toss this gibberish into the bin.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Chinwo's Fiance introduces her to Pastor Jerry Eze as his "Sister" by Jobola1: 9:29pm On Jul 08, 2022
Binancian:


Thats a basic house. Na just sapa

Tell me more cool, is this how basic the house of his congregation are?
Family / Re: Men, Stop Setting Unnecessary Standards That You Will Never Meet. by Jobola1: 8:17pm On Jul 08, 2022
Ishilove:

I wonder o. My mum will never allow my brothers' girlfriends to assist in chores because they are just girlfriends. They want to turn somebody's daughter to a housemaid.

Una go dey yarn as if Dem born una for Yankee grin

Anybody wey get sense suppose make life easier for the elderly, has nothing to do with being his mom.

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Politics / Re: Alleged Organ Harvesting: Ekweremadu, Wife Plead Not Guilty To Charges by Jobola1: 5:17pm On Jul 07, 2022
Skyview01:
I am looking for Ekweremadu's pishure in an orange jumpsuit. Kindly share if you have any.

I hope all our mumu leaders are arrested the next time they go on a medical trip at the expense of the ignorant Nigerian tax payers.


Abba kyari was sewing the clothes but I heard that the bandits that attacked kuje prison stole his sewing machine yesterday grin

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Politics / Re: Alleged Organ Harvesting: Ekweremadu, Wife Plead Not Guilty To Charges by Jobola1: 5:14pm On Jul 07, 2022
LaconicINC:
How come did the delegate sent by Nigerian senate could not stall the trial and bring him and his wife home? I was thinking enough Ghana must go could have killed this case as they do back home

Even Boris Johnson sef collect. Hehe. Our house of reps speaker say Dem go apply "diplomatic pressure" on UK. I laugh tire. Anybody wey try interrupt that case must collect.

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Politics / Re: Court Orders Immigration, Others To Release Nwamini’s Details To Ekweremadu by Jobola1: 2:55pm On Jul 01, 2022
triplechoice:


Maybe to reduce the gravity of the offence in order to receive a lighter sentence

Ok, let's take an organisation like NIMC. The boy's lawyer will first of all discredit them.
1. How was d data captured?
2. Who is in charge of data security?
3. What is the qualifications of d security team?
4. Are their certificates up to date?
5. Who has clearance to access NIMC info?
6. Has there being any data breach in d past?
7. How often does NIMC update their servers?
8. Is the data hosted by NIMC or a 3rd party?

Is is d UK court who should order for such docs in d first place. To worsen things, Gbajabiamila came out in public that they will apply diplomatic pressure. Nothing gives a UK judge more orgasm than that rubbish statement.
Politics / Re: Court Orders Immigration, Others To Release Nwamini’s Details To Ekweremadu by Jobola1: 1:45pm On Jul 01, 2022
Karemarealty288:
Ike has 5 kids why didn't he Havest from one of them.......See as Nigeria Senate and court is assisting him as if the boy in question is from Afghanistan.

Bro, no disturb yourself. Let them also bring his virginity certificate, Ike go chop toast bread for British prison for some years

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Politics / Re: Court Orders Immigration, Others To Release Nwamini’s Details To Ekweremadu by Jobola1: 1:33pm On Jul 01, 2022
Maxymilliano:
That's a fair enough in light of the age discrepancy as reported by the claimant that he's a minor.

Next is to provide enough evidences to prove the botched arrangement was consented to by the donor

You can't buy human kidney, na criminal something. Nothing like consent in this arrangement oga.

Uncle Senator dey go Jail, they just need to figure out how many years.

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Politics / Re: Court Orders Immigration, Others To Release Nwamini’s Details To Ekweremadu by Jobola1: 1:29pm On Jul 01, 2022
These guys really believe they have a case even if they can prove d boy is 30years cheesy

Uncle Ike, it is criminal to buy or sell kidneys grin

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Crime / Re: Ekweremadu: Kinsmen Seek ECOWAS, FG, CAN Intervention by Jobola1: 9:30am On Jun 30, 2022
Sorry o, but even Boris Johnson, Dem no born am make he intervene for this matter, he go chop easy impeachment.

You can't export your own lawlessness to another country.

Don't worry, Oga senator will be back after serving his jail term. cool

Make una fly that girl go India or turkey, those countries will arrange kidney for her sharp sharp.

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Politics / Re: How My Journey To UK For A Job Turned To Organ Harvesting- Davido Nwamini Narrat by Jobola1: 6:11pm On Jun 29, 2022
AkaraAndBread:


The guy is trying to be smart. He doesn't know that he is digging his own grave.

It is very easy to prove his age. At the end of all this when people find out he has been lying does he think he will still stay in the UK?


Yes, he is 100percent getting UK asylum on safety grounds. He is not coming back to Nigeria to meet people like u.

Even if they can prove he is 18 which is near impossible, kidney buying is a crime in UK and PGA senator must cool off in jail

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