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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Is EPL 16/17 Champion: Review And Photos by jobsat34(m): 12:15pm On May 13, 2017
kolomax:
actually Mikel won't be given any medal because theirs a rule ...that a player must play at least 5 times for the winning club before he could receive anything.... the likes of Ake,begovic , Eduardo won't be given anything

To d best of my understanding, Goalkeepers are exempted from this rule
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Is EPL 16/17 Champion: Review And Photos by jobsat34(m): 12:14pm On May 13, 2017
oviejnr:
Congrat to all Chelsea fans grin grin

But pls can Conte come and carry Fellani and give us Kante Abeg sad

Edakun Epp us. grin grin

Egbon Oviejnr, if na "Kante" you want, Come and take Zouma

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Monaco Vs Juventus : UCL (0 - 2) On 3rd May 2017 by jobsat34(m): 10:21am On May 04, 2017
safarigirl:
na Buffon I dey support this time o. Let him win his first UCL and retire

How yu take know my mind

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by jobsat34(m): 4:13pm On Apr 23, 2017
zicky:
On the Pk awarded to Moses, I go with the analyst it was a very clever move by Moses, he saw the legs of Son, he push the ball away from Son, Son had no contact with the ball bt Moses leg. Most intelligent n clever players like suarez, hazard or Ronaldo will go down easily knowing Son just fail to their trap. A very clever move.

Thank you my bro..
I will rather praise moses for his quick thinking than castigate him for the fall..
He acted a nollywood on Son and he fell for it..

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by jobsat34(m): 3:32pm On Apr 23, 2017
TheGoodJoe:



Simple. Moses was going to the ground before contact. That is a dive. No need for history. The fact is Moses dived before the contact.

The fact remains, there was a contact and the ref awarded a penalty for the contact not the so called dive.. Otherwise, he wud ve gotten a yellow card for that..

Moses played SON and he fell for it..
Had it been there was no contact, your argument wud ve stayed..
Btw, does moses has history with diving? Hell no

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by jobsat34(m): 1:57pm On Apr 23, 2017
TheGoodJoe:


Sentiments for who? Chelsea or Tottenham. Alli was ordinary. Deadly ke. He took a good chance but failed to create chances for Kane. Kane was virtually stranded up front.

Same Alli you watched does not count. I have told you Alli gave the ball away. Failed to control the ball repeatedly. Although he made a brilliant control and put the ball through the legs of a Chelsea defender. Apart from that, a run and the goal, he was not special. He was ordinary.

As for the penalty. Moses went to the ground before the contact. That is the definition of diving in football. Going down before being touched. Watch the replay. You will See Moses went down before the contact. It is not a penalty. Diving.

The very first time i m gonna disagree with you.

A typical full back would have square played the ball, same thing SON tot moses was going to hence the slide tackle.

Moses knew he was going to slide, so he made sure he got the ball first, then slowed down for a contact.

Yes, the contact was minimal n soft, and yes 99.9% ref wud fell for it.

I wud rather praise Moses for his fast thinking than castigate him for the fall.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by jobsat34(m): 1:44pm On Apr 23, 2017
neighy:
The best thing matic dd since he started kicking ball cheesy

Dd u see zouma's face?? The guy no wan gree believe cheesy grin

The guy even held is head join d facial expression..
Religion / Re: Is It Wise To Split Tithe Between Different Churches? by jobsat34(m): 1:13pm On Apr 23, 2017
nnamdibig:


Do you pay your tithe to your parents?

Larger % goes to my parent, the rest to church
Religion / Re: Is It Wise To Split Tithe Between Different Churches? by jobsat34(m): 8:18am On Apr 23, 2017
nnamdibig:
Tithe is between you and God so you can give to church or churches any way you think pleases God and you.

and in a situation whereby my mum n dad are my small god, i can split it between them right?

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Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by jobsat34(m): 8:05am On Apr 23, 2017
Loyalblak007:
I USED TO THINK;


-whistling at night calls snakes.

-Eating while standing gives you "yam leg".

-Black cats are witches

add yours grin

Saying "ASO FUNFUN LORI BED LOJO MEJE (white cloth on the bed after 7days) " just to prove to ur friends that yu were not lying.
It was believed that one wud die after 7days if yu were actually lying.
Cant forget the day i said this after lying to my mates then.
It was a miracle i didnt die the 8th day.. Lols
Politics / Re: Photos: Dino Melayes Security Car, Caravan, Wall Riddled With Bullets by jobsat34(m): 7:49am On Apr 16, 2017
Flamzey00:
Imagine story.. How normal assassin go leave target dey aim wall & empty caravan.. #Fuck9ja headlines#

And the window was bulletproof or what..
Non of the bullet could hit the glass..

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Properties / Re: Sublet/squatting Tenants Is Refusing To Move. by jobsat34(m): 8:15am On Mar 27, 2017
Daboomb:
Tenants have right, so do House owners.
If you are not a bonafide tenant, you cant enjoy the "rights" of a tenant, under the law.

So, the crux of the matter is for you to establish that he is NOT a Tenant in that premises but rather he is Trespassing on your property.


*get the original tenancy agreement of the tenant he is squatting with, from the Lawyer (I dont trust that your Lawyer one bit!).
*get the real tenant to "communicate with you" in writing that the has vacated the residence. You can send him a chat message asking if he is still interested in the house but you must phrase it in a way that will make him to say NO.
For example, tell him their are some charges that he needs to pay (Security charge, Maintenance charges, e.t.c that amounts to #100K), and you want to know if he should be billed, on the assumption that he is still holding unto the place!
grin grin

I am sure he will quickly tell you that he is no longer responsible for the place!
undecided grin

Armed with that "exchange of communication", you can just reply him that since he has vacated the place, you will no longer demand such money from him nor establish further communication with him and just wish him well in his new abode.

Now, go back to the "Squatter" and let him know that he is TRESPASSING on your property.
Dont even say he is squatting at all.

Give him two days to disappear (ofc, he wont).
Report a case of "Trespassing on private property" to the Police and charge him to court.
In the meantime, you have the right to recover your property as the law does not protect anyone committing an offence.
Double Lock the place and let him go and bring Police (The same Police that you have reported him to, for Trespassing!)

As for the Mediation Center, simply tell them you dont know him and that you have reported him to the Police for trespassing on your property.
Since he is the one that would be claiming he is your Tenant, the onus is on him to provide evidence of a tenancy contract between YOu and HIM
.

Now, (if you want to be nice...l am not) he can be advised to leave the place, with a "written undertaking" in place, in a week or two weeks time (Its not your business if he sleeps under the bridge, he is obviously a trouble maker and such people dont deserve any pity).
Dont agree to more than two weeks, be firm on this because after that length of time, you are going to "dash him" some "Squatter Rights" which you dont want to.

On the contrary, he might prove stubborn:
Charge his Trespass case to court .. while he will charge you to court for violating his "tenancy rights", as a Landlord!
Your Lawyer will insist, at the Mediation Centre, that there is an ongoing "Criminal case" on the matter and as such, it super-ceeds a "Civil case" of Tenancy.
A Criminal case must finish before the civil part/matter can be heard! grin grin

So, he gets docked for trespassing..... and You win that case because you did not rent the place to him nor did you have any rent Contract with him.

His defence will be that "he sublet the place" from the previous Tenant.
You will debunk that by saying the previous tenant has vacated the place and you dont know who he is andneither are you a party to subletting, which is unlawful and illegal.
(That "written communication" you established with the bonafide tenant, is your proof)

Apart from the fact that subletting is illegal, you actually dont know him. Finito.
He could be fined or jailed for Trespassing. I dont give a f*ck!

The Civil case will die a natural death, using the same arguments above (ofc, he wont even show face again.)

You see why l said l dont trust that your Lawyer?
he should have laid all these down on the table for you.

Now, can l have my "pay" for this brief, please? l wrote it at 3am! grin grin

Baddoo

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by jobsat34(m): 12:19pm On Mar 05, 2017
tglobal:


Zidane vs Portugal (2000), Zidane vs Brazil (2006), Okocha vs Zimbabwe (2004), Kanu vs Cameroon (2004), Ronaldo vs Man U (2003), Nedved Vs Madrid (2003), Ronaldinho vs Chelsea (2005), Ronaldinho vs Milan (2005), Rivaldo vs Valencia (2001), Rivaldo Vs Man U(1999)...

I will never forget those individual performances

Lampard vs Bayern munich 2005.. That turning in the air inside box 6..
I think you are right.. Much attention is being place on goals/wins than individual skills n expression/entertainment. The business side of football has taken away all the fun n entertainment this days

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Politics / Re: Nigerians have killed more South Africans - Gigaba, SA Home Affairs Minister by jobsat34(m): 12:20pm On Feb 24, 2017
sleeknick:
Abeg give us scores


Meanwhile.




I need a self contain at around agege and ogba area. For 120k per annum

A room ? Yes

2 rooms? Not in this life time
Politics / Re: Whistle-blower Exposes N8.4b Fake Bank Account by jobsat34(m): 11:21am On Feb 22, 2017
sosy25:
There is something I am not clear about this whistle blower policy. I also have information of looted millions of US Dollars hidden somewhere in the Andrew Yakubu format. Where exactly do I send the information to? Is it to an email address? Is it to a mobile number?

Follow efcc on twitter or the office of the presidency..
Ask for a DM and everything will fall in place..
I also learnt there is an app for that "wahala dey"..
Yu can check it out..
Car Talk / Re: Photo Of The Bus Ambode Will Replace Danfo With In Lagos by jobsat34(m): 2:09pm On Feb 09, 2017
pressplay411:
Won't be surprised to find the contractor linked to the Jagaban himself.

Not against the development though as long it is properly executed.
No more "agberos" touting every bus stop. Cos that's really what's defacing Lagos roads.

Their main target is the agberos..
Since state law cannot remove them i guess..
Now taxis and tricycle go suffer die..
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by jobsat34(m): 8:57am On Feb 09, 2017
TheGoodJoe:
Wilfred Ndidi's goal against Derby County in the FA Cup.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htRTejkxJik

That was aweswome.. Coming from a weaker foot !
Awesome INDEEDI...
Agriculture / Re: Turkey Farming In Nigeria: How To Start, Benefits And Steps To Take by jobsat34(m): 10:13pm On Jan 06, 2017
frainc:
who can help me out with this




A rich man needs_______. A poor man has_______. If u eat_______u die and when u die u can take_______ with u!
One word fits all 4 blank spaces! Its a seven letter word. What's the answer ?

Nothing
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by jobsat34(m): 1:51pm On Jan 05, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
$97 btc available @480/$ for fast sale.

Contact on siggy.

***edited: hijacked by aleairhub.

Sold out

Hi boss..
Can i chat yu privately..
Preferably whatsapp..
I m having little challenges with Hub..
07081014570
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by jobsat34(m): 11:03am On Jan 05, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
$97 btc available @480/$ for fast sale.

Contact on siggy.

***edited: hijacked by aleairhub.

Sold out

Hi bro..
How can i reach you privately..
Have got some problem with Hub..
Nairaland / General / Re: Now That The Cross-over Jamboree Is Over (must read) by jobsat34(m): 12:42am On Jan 02, 2017
Ododo Oro re ooo

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Politics / Re: A Soldier Who Helped To Capture Camp Zero, Boko Haram's Converge Point (Pics) by jobsat34(m): 12:25pm On Dec 26, 2016
madridguy:
To join the Nigeria Army just dey hungry me. God bless Nigeria Army.

Why it no hungry you when BH was having a field day for naija territory..

Dont mind me sha, who no like better things
Nairaland / General / Re: 19-Year-Old Girl Who Lives In A Plastic Bowl Dies by jobsat34(m): 12:19pm On Dec 26, 2016
Just couldnt hold my tears...

Here i am, still complaining..

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Phones / Re: Tecno L8/l8+ Users Thread by jobsat34(m): 2:49pm On Dec 19, 2016
superfelix:

check mayb the number is wrong? or mayb yuu ave tamper with d mssg centre number

Msg centre number is okay..
All my contact that i prior to tecno l8 are going..
Those recent ones i saved on l8 are the ones with issues
Phones / Re: Tecno L8/l8+ Users Thread by jobsat34(m): 7:15pm On Dec 18, 2016
superfelix:

plus

Hi,

I am having problem sending sms on my l8..
Apart from contact i imported from sims, any other contact i saved on the phone is having this problem..

The error reads, pls correct the recipient number or they will not recieve the message.

Pls help
Food / Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by jobsat34(m): 5:40pm On Dec 12, 2016
16k Agege
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by jobsat34(m): 10:39am On Nov 17, 2016
Loogan:


how on earth is this guy still in the npfl, this guy is a special talent...his scoring instincts is unreal for a midfielder...speed, strength, workrate, movement...this guy nah complete package...I'm too sure he gonna be leaving his club soon, talents like these don't go unnoticed. this guy should get a call up asap

Hw d Bleep is this guy still playin local league..
He shud change agent asap..
Dutch, belgium and y not spain.. He is going to kill it
Career / Re: Graphic Designer And Brand Manager Needed by jobsat34(m): 11:34pm On Oct 30, 2016
Student125:

bfre I apply I wana knw if you are after what I can do or my certificates cuz I ddnt study comp science or graphics in sch, I found myself dere cuz it s somthing I love doing.

1. I m not the hiring manager
2. Its a referal program.. So being an insider, i can only refer someone who they will have to interview
3. Godrej nigeria is a multinational company, be sure yu have to be damn good to be considered for d job.
4. I dont know if academic qualification is always consider for a graphic designer post.
Career / Re: Graphic Designer And Brand Manager Needed by jobsat34(m): 3:15pm On Oct 30, 2016
Student125:


am interested

Send ur CV to john.feyisetan@godrejcp.com
Career / Re: Graphic Designer And Brand Manager Needed by jobsat34(m): 3:31pm On Oct 28, 2016
dre11:



How would someone apply for the said post ....

How come i didnt get the mention?..
Anyway, thru me..

Just send me ur cv and i will help yu submit.. Chikena.

I hope its someone i can vouch for ooo?
Career / Re: Graphic Designer And Brand Manager Needed by jobsat34(m): 3:02pm On Oct 27, 2016
Pls share...

Just quote or mention.. I will help drop ur cv..

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Career / Graphic Designer And Brand Manager Needed by jobsat34(m): 2:58pm On Oct 27, 2016
Urgently required..

3 post for graphic designer
2 post for brand manager..

Company location: ikeja

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