TheSuperNerd:
Chaiiiii.... See them... Chelsea fans oooo.... Looollll


I smell "the blues" in your blood brother...

BascoVanVeli:


Hey I think the 3-4-3 could be our answer, both watford and chelsea use it and it seems to work both had clean sheets.
---------------Ikeme

Omuero-----Ekong---------Balogun

Moses--------------------------Moses
-----------Onazi-----Mikel

Iheanacho Success Iwobi

TheGoodJoe:


I was so crazy about Nacho's finishing until I watched Osimhen. I have not seen a striker wrap his foot around the ball when shooting like Osimhen.

With Osimhen coming in, I opt we play a similar system to Enrique's Barcelona. As Guardiola puts it, a Machine made up of excellent forwards.

With Success, Osimhen and Iheanacho, setting up as Neymar, Suarez and Messi. All forwards with brilliant goal scoring records.

MaziOmenuko:
The story of how Lot's two daughters got him drunk and gang raped him until both got pregnant at the same time. I have a feeling Lot wasn't totally unconscious during the act, the man was just forming unconscious: you know the way girls form that they are asleep when u want to fvck and still raise their nyash when you are pulling off their skirt.

Lot and his two daughters makes the Bible worth reading.

princesuko:


Tell that To Inter or Chelsea Under Mourinho. Cambiasso and Zanetti were ALWAYS defending. @bolded seems you are contradicting yourself

HAH:
I want the ban to be extended to the sea import too, we love rice in Nigeria believe me if we don't see the imported one we will grow it locally, but as long as there is a way the foreign rice comes in, some people will never eat the locally produced ones. So ban rice importation totally

viqueta:
How other staffs in the office see IT Admins.......

Computer refuses to come on, they scream IT..... when you come you will discover that they didn't plug in the power cable

Printer refuses to print, they scream IT when you finally get there you discover that they didn't load paper

AC refuses to work, they scream IT, come and check why this AC is not working

Coffee maker refuses to work, they scream IT, come and make it work

Their cell phones doesn't have network, they scream IT, why can't i make calls, madam am i your service provider?

Car refuses to start, they be like call that IT guy may be he can fix it, errr sir, but i don't even have a car in the first place

Office door refuses to open, they call IT, but madam am not a carpenter na

please we are IT admins, we love our jobs no doubt but we are not MAGICIANS #lifeofanITadmin #ITisfun #ITrules

tbaba1234:


And Isaac success... Mouth watering

ademoladeji:


Notice was served since last year during the preliminary stage of the project.

Tallesty1:
Please whoever padded our budget should also pad this one to add Buhari and Lai Mohammed to the list.

GuDErboY:
A TRIBUTE TO NIGERIA.
Great country of Africa!
Better than America! *Today is your birthday.
*I will bake you a cake! *You have never been lucky with leaders. *They come as feeders! To suck you dry!
Despite citizens cry! But you remained firm n strong.
In spite of all wrongs. Nigeria I hail thee!
* A land flowing with milk and honey But now can't boast of her money.
She suffers from recession. As a result of gross malfunction. You have been raped a trillion times.
But you kept your cool as a clime.
The labour of our heroes past, Has gone with the past!
A once giant of Africa, Now looks like a rickety car!
I will never give up on you, Despite world boo You remain the land of my birth.
Wishing you all the best! May your leaders be less greedy And attend to the needy. May your children imbibe integrity, May they have security. Happy birthday! My birthplace! Grant your children favour in this life's race!

temmyplayboy:

for your information NCC has twitter handle, next time involve the both party and yourself in the tweet, dem no go wan make ncc fined them like MTN.

CLASSMAN:
Same thing happened to me twice, was charged for glo joke and 100 naira was charged twice called them twice and nothing, since no one to report to, reporting back to them ( customer care) the worst the will tell him is we forward it to our technical department and ur money will not be returned, lawless country

safarigirl:
Family over everything

Iheanacho over Rashford

City over United

Sick and tired of seeing those English people berate Kelechi and his talent... I hope he shuts their arrogant traps today and proves his mettle. I refuse to see them treat Kelechi like they treat Mikel


A win for Guardiola without Aguero...and all those misguided Nigerian Man U fans that insult Kelechi to hype Rashford can also shut up

Prophetess...

TheGoodJoe:


Totally missed it. I had to rush to do something after the game. I will download it later and watch it. Thanks for the update.

TheGoodJoe:


[size=14pt]Manchester City’s Kelechi Iheanacho reveals he’s learning from Manchester United’s Marcus Rashford[/size]

‘You can learn from every player so I’ve learnt from Rashford as well this season and I wish him all the best in his career’.


http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/12/manchester-citys-kelechi-iheanacho-reveals-hes-learning-from-manchester-uniteds-marcus-rashford-5876693/

I agree with you 100%. Iheanacho is being smart and deflecting the pressure off him.

Let the Manchester United fans and the media celebrate their Rashford.

Iheanacho already knows what to do. Keep working hard to gain his manager's trust.

DieuDonee:


African nations signed an MOU not to develop or possess anything nuclear AS A WEAPON. Read and understand carefully though, the words in capital letters.

plainol:
I advice those testing federal patience to be careful.
Federal government can't show you all what they have, ask retired military personnel.

Twaci:
Simple.....

Invite your mom over

tomquest:
Which gsm company is called Glo? Or you meant to say "Slow"? This poo gsm company would sell you data you would never get to use due to their poo (poor) network signals nationwide. If you have anger management issues, I advise you to flush your Glo sim down the drain, before you end up smashing your device...



PS: I know some people would say "Haba! Glo is ok in my area o!" And my question to you is: "so we now all have to move to your area before we can browse"?

arresa:




Typical Igbos and fayose groupies = Na Photoshop, it's propaganda, it's a scam and so on and on with their usual madness and insanity...

DrWise:
Why dem snap only their yanshes?

allanphash7:
I was travelling to Lagos from AKURE but when I got to IBADAN,
I was arrested by one FRSC member who accused me of not
using my seatbelt. I begged him but he refused. He said he
was going to seize my licence. But after much plea, he
decided to collect #2000 from me, which was d last
money on me. I gave him d money SADLY and went my way.
I was about entering Lagos when a phone rang beside
me, and i was surprised 2 c a Samsung galaxy note 5 on my
passenger seat. I picked d cal only to discover dat d FRSC
man 4got his fone in my car.
If u are d person what will u do Please advise me urgently.

jethro2:
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Participants will be involve in building the screen house.
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To register call 08188540096, 08064688501.
Thank you

safarigirl:
.... you don't have a TV, so you won't see the video to know who is who

Stop exposing your mother's title in public. It is only an olosho's child that knows his mother's colleagues. She must have spent more time sucking dick than raising you.

TheGoodJoe:


Thanks for the posts.

TheGoodJoe:


Please, if you can, copy and paste the posts here.

TheGoodJoe:


Please, if you can, copy and paste the posts here.