SisiNini:


Really? That's so rare... #smiles

laziness stops me from cooking.. but i do cook whenever i feel like.. funny enough, the only soup i cant prepare is okro (reason being that we dont eat it in our family) .. people says its the easiest..

i can proudly say i cook better than some ladies out there.. just that laziness wont let me be..

mcchaka:
What is the English name of this fruit?

yoruba call it "awin".. dunno d english name dou..

kastonkastrol:
I know our mama piss will really be jealous of mrs aisha buhari

• Aisha is more articulate
• Aisha is more beautiful
• Aisha is more intelligent
• Aisha is more mature

she really earned herself respect.. unlike someone who try so hard to buy herself one..
i just wish for a debate between the 2...

NairaMode:


Go ahead but quote my website.

of cause i will do that.. tnks

NairaMode:
Hi Guys,

I personally felt things would improve with the Nigerian police but apparently things are getting worse daily.
I have been threatened and intimidated severally myself at gun point and only I can explain how fearful I was that night.

At gun point, I was told to move away from the scene simply because I challenged the logicality of what the police did to the innocent and helpless commuter bus driver.

It was at Ojota and a police man had appeared in the bus magically. The driver was at the designated bus stop without any sign saying otherwise. He was about closing the door when I suppose the police man entered and barking at the driver to go and park at their spot... I was amazed.

We the passengers were trying to ask him what happened to have warranted him wanting to arrest us but he gave no explanation.

We were half way to our destination and all they felt was honourable was to order all of us (both young and old) to get down from the bus and find our way. I had moved closer and said these words: "Sir, can you kindly tell me what happened and what was the offence of this gentle man".

He became irritated and started asking me who I was... Demanded my ID and pointed the gun at me to disappear. I was dazed.

On many occasions have I being sprayed pepper spray in the eyes in a commuter bus (Lord I need my vehicle).

This morning, I read how a young man who was a banker with FCMB was reportedly shot dead by the accounts of eye witness by the police at Gombe state.

I also remember how an on-line friend of mine claimed he was shot at Ikorodu for refusing to give the police N100.

These are the things I feel we should do if we do not want to find ourselves in a deadly situation with our police men. God saves us.

1) Do not argue with the police.

2) Obey all instructions given by the police.

3) Do not over-speed through road blocks.

4) Compromise on the bribe if asked.

5) Send text messages immediately if arrested.

6) Always have an identification card.

7) Lastly, have lawyer friends.


From: wwww.nairamode.com

please, may i have your permission to share this with my friend on FB..??

Safari29:
I don't agree with you. Am from southwest Ogun state to be precise. an average village youth in southwest plays soccer betting on their phone. techno phone of 3k can access internet . so don't think internet is a biggy anymore unlike 2011. With 100 naira I can browse for a whole day on my 3k china fone.

spot on.. mind you, with 100 naira, i can browse for one week...

even the so called illiterate are now asking questions, which we have not failed to explain the truth to them..

Emmysteve:
The Nigeria Football Federation have officially released the list of 27 players selected by interim Super Eagles Coach Daniel Amokachi for the two friendly games ahead of the national team against Bolivia and South Africa.


Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves);

except for this guy though

easyelliot:
Brown ideye is in form so I like that he was invited.

I still dont understand why we havent picked a permanent coach yet. If Amokachi is your guy then make him permanent and stop wasting time.

I suggest Pinnick step up and name a coach not named Keshi.

it seems you dont understand the logic.. they are waiting for the election to come by and end.. there plan is to go for a foreign coach but they need govt assurance over his salary.. in the absence of non, they will stick to indigenous coach..

Emmysteve:
Me think Amokachi should be left to continue as super Eagles coach.

me think he is better off as an assistant to a world class coach.. (not keshi oo)..

KingTom:
Bros get well, these greedy NPF bastards are always on my neck each time I'm travelling, they will always say "bless your boy, or where our pepper" But I sympathise with them they are not well paid!
Get well soon my brother

sorry to inform you that a bad cop will always remain bad even if they were given d entire nation fortune as salary.. yu forgot they didnt join out of passion for d job??..

neighy:
Currently Chilling jare...

Am abroad now (Sambisa Forest) living life to the fullest..

whaoo.. thats nice.. i m still here in Nigeria.... enjoying 5days of Uninterrupted power failure...

neighy:
Wah Bou Me


LMAO

LonG Time NigguRh..

i tot yu left the country in search of greener pasture..

longest time...

emusmith:
Sometimes we forget to check up on my parents because we are "too busy". Take a few minutes today and call your parents.
Perhaps, do it now!
No more procrastination!

No 1 culprit..

Gonna call now..

Permission to post this on my FB timeline?

Sanchez01:
True, we all want the insurgence eradicated but not in lies. I'd say Nairaland is presently responsible even though the thread on FP says 'reported'. The Mods and the Super Mods should always investigate articles/sources before pushing them to the FP. The polity is well heated already and adding to the heat would be cruel.


PS: Investigate is 'sweet'

you think it aint deliberate?

NLSince:
Hey Guys,

I'm in a fix right now. I created this account to seek advice about my current situation. I have seen some very good and some not-so-good advice being dished out here. I really hope I get more of the former.

So there's this lady who I'm interested in dating. infact, I was about to ask her out yesterday when one thing led to another and she told me she was SS.

Here's a little background to this:
1. I consider myself a good guy. I'm not a player and I can't date you if I don't see us heading to the aisle. I have been in relationships before which have ended but I don't date with the intention of ending it.
2. Because of Number 1, I don't just ask out anyone. I start by being friends and then if I see a future, I'll then take it forward else we mutually friendzone ourselves. I'm different, Bite me.
3. This Lady ticks most of the boxes I think is important. And I actually believe(d) that this would be my Last Bus stop. However, I don't want to get a wife who'll leave me soon.
4. I'm AA

I'll be grateful if you guys help me with answers to this:
a) Should I go on with this? or should I free her? or go against everything I believe in and break off the relationship once her next crises comes. (OMG, that's brutal. I'm cringing just writing that)
b) I know if we have kids, they'll be AS. What chances of survival does she have? at least to get up until 70. She's 25 right now.

Searching for a wife is hard. I really don't want to lose a good one (If I don't have to) and start searching again.

cc: MizmyColi, Kachisbarbie, Xiadnat, PickaBeau1, MatthewBriggs

one thing i know for sure (especially when a female Sickle cell warrior is over the age of 20) is, their survival rate at first labour is very low, but the moment she survive it, the risk becomes lower..
like the popular sayings, there is nothing God cannot do...

Esmeraldar:
Thank you lots jobsat, i love you.

didnt see this until now... love yu too..

EMEKA1MILLION:
Usman Musa, a promising young man, who has his whole life ahead of him, full of life was taken from us today.
He died in the early hours of today due to the serious injuries he sustained.
Usman closed from work last week and was knocked down by a bus driver running one way around apapa.
Innocent people pay the price for the carelessness of the foolish,.....
Rip brother...

and the most annoying part of it is that, when the LASTMA and other transport agencies descend on those reckless drivers, they started shouting FASHOLA IS BAD....

RIP to the dead..

Fribery:




whr would u put moses simon?

will yu release such talent for a tournament that is not on fifa calendar if yu were his coach??

mrtimycc:

You wanna see the real pictures, take the next bus to Borno State!

aiit... tnks sire..

dre11:


PDP and propaganda.......

I dey watch una ooooo
Dead men with no blood no injury, no blood stained
Kia, see how una dey lie like this

yu too talk am?.... i google the image and i can tell yu that its all fake.. it happened in borno after bh invaded a village june 2014

mrtimycc:

Because people like YOU do not understand a simple illustration

and can you pls help with the illustration.. i will love to learn...

Burger01:

Lol. Could it be it was staged

i never said so.. i google the image, behold, it was taken frm 2014 june.. while it was bh that invaded a village in borno

alexlee50:
Where are the weapons?

Burger01:
Kudos to the military

dapsoneh:
This is all lies, I dnt believe this... shoow us. pix, dnt just come here an give us numbers. Anyboy can give us no

wy do i have this feelings that its all lies..

no blood stain, did they use chemical weapon on them?..

wy are there no cloth on?

alas! i google the image, and this is what i got..
http://tualenaija.com/tn-news-30-bodies-recovered-in-chibok-villages-after-boko-haram-attacks/ which happened in 2014 june..

juniormusa:
Mehn this Ibe is a real talent

Bimffo:
Has Ibe accepted our invitation

Yustash001:
What of sami amoebi?

pragnosis:
What of the coach?

finniblinks:

Solanke(if he accepts)
We can't afford to miss another AFCON

truth be told, this foreign born guys will not take us serious without a world class coach/technical dept and a serious FA..
i mean, how do you convince a guy like solanke to dump england for nigeria when we cant even put our house in order...??
they have been exposed to better treatment in terms of welfare and good organisation.... i just dont see them coming.. my opinion though..

Xslaze3xd:
Thank God say Mikel Name nor dey

otherwise?...

Ericardo7:
wat of mikel

he is currently cleaning matic boot at chelseafc

Big4wig:
Sorry mods for dropping this here,move it to its specific destination



Once upon a time........
Those that are born in the 1980s and 1990s will remeber this!
Who have played with this and who remeberd this?

we call it okoto then... done with bic/lady biro cover and big tiger battery lid..

used to be fun then... good old pry schl days

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Good morning house..

Join me in wishing my darling ESMERALDAR a heartily birthday, a rare Gem she is...

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thegoodjoehunt3:
There is a sign of change with the NFF. With the way they are handling the under age teams ie. the U17, the flying eagles and the dream team, it shows our fire brigade approach days are behind us.

Also, employing a new coach is not ideal for the kind of transformation taking place in our football. The last games of Coach Keshi showed our team can perform. With the young home based players and our age grade teams. We should approach a progressive system. Coach Keshi should handle the World Cup qualifiers. Siasia should be next in line, then Manu Garba, then Amunike.

These are good coaches who can take us to great heights.

i believe you are right but what i doubt most in our local coaches is their tactical/technical abilities... i believe this can be solved with adequate refresher courses for the coaches (while the coaches also must not always wait on the NFF for this) and a sound technical dept in the NFF to be headed by a tested and trusted manager..
as for the age grade competition, i believe yu are right on that. i cant wait to see their progression into the main senior team..

englishmart:
ask the source

lols... we all know the politics in nigeria football naa... NFF is broke, their backbone is busy with election matters, abi what stops them from getting a new coach since all this while rather than playing dilly_dally with keshi..

englishmart:
[b] Former Nigeria Coach Stephen Keshi is pictured during a Round of 16 football match between France and Nigeria.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2100083_untitled73_jpegce0c17f18386f6a1df449dafb6bc349b

Eagles would have done well in E/Guinea- Keshi

@coloured green who says he is former ??