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Shekpe thread

afrodoc2:
He was intially an accomplice and an enabler, and was therefore adjudged guilty by association.

In the words of Emperor Ferdinand "Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus" (Let justice be done, though the world may perish).

Case dismissed... Courrrtt!

MrPataki1:
All I posted on this damn thread this morning was that "Airmalu and Apari should stop this silly fight." And one over-zealous *** decided I deserve a ban for posting offtopic.

No wahala. Next time, I for encourage those two to continue.....

Hian! You wey dey cheer fight? See nor lemme vex Ban Your IP and your phone from Internet.

elrony:
I was surprised getting mentions only to see blanks

I sure say if I dey around, dem for ban me for not commenting

But the bans sweet me walai

Papidiggz:
Meaning?? You dey use style dey slap me abi?

Bros make we nor start ooo.. me i dey ban Mod oo

PietroRico:
The person wey get two internal horns na who abeg.
And e also get one quite old man wey be like say he get dysostosis for he temporomandibular region.

Asking for a friend

Baba e be like say you never hear say them don revise words permitted here

Two horns = 1 month ban
Old Man = 5 years ban
Unknown Words = Life ban

elrony:
That guy be like one of Diggz henchmen for DELSU that year!!

You will think Diggz would have repented after that.

Papidiggz:
Your turn shall come no worry......I will remind you

I don't sleep and wake here...so never gonna happen

ronaldozizou:
we all don become exconvicts now

Na after dem pack una go i come oo...

ronaldozizou:
what of the innocent ones way just they but no follow. what manner nairaland police is that one just carry everybody throw for van

If police they raid, them dey select?

Papidiggz:
You are not focused young man....! Even peacemakers in the house got 2weeks for no reason...

Peacemaker ke.. Everybody must chop ban. In school those days when you go and visit your friend in another class where they are making noise. Once the teacher enter and tell everybody to get down on their knees while he prepares the cane for mass flogging.. Everybody including you must chop it.

nawa see mop up... As if the wailing was not enough they had to add picture sharing and all. Grown men wey nor wan get sense. Thanks Mynd44 and remember to hand out lengthy bans.. Shekpites will always behave like agberos

The announcement of Sanchez's move from Arsenal also eclipsed Neymar's transfer from Barcelona to Paris Saint-Germain on social media.

He said: 'It was the biggest United post on Instagram with two million likes and comments, the most shared United Facebook post ever, and the most retweeted United post ever - #alexis7 was the number one trending topic on Twitter worldwide.


To put that in context, the announcement generated 75 per cent more interaction than the announcement of the sale of the world's most expensive player last summer when Neymar moved from Barcelona to PSG.'

haters will say SocialMedia Fc

Woodward revealed that the Sanchez deal was already paying off after the Chile star set a new record for shirt sales by a January signing - treble the previous best set by Juan Mata in 2014.

Coming from the Chelsea thread and based on what has also happened here for years now, here's my summation

May God not allow me have my loved ones dragged through the mud by people i will never want to meet. Most of us here troll, get shamed in e-fights but at the end log out and forget those things even went down. Last last all na for fun and would be forgotten in a few days. But when we get to a stage were we place public forums as a priority in our lives, spend an awful lot of precious hours that could have been invested in real life world changing process on it and get so burt hurt, then we get to the point where we need to protect our territory, we think we have made our name online. We now want to prove we can't be pussymade on a forum as if it was a real life situation.. Lessons for anyone who comes here to communicate with others is throw your bantz, troll as you want but know when to back out, know when to step down.. There's no award for who spoke better, no award for who dug dirt better. Temperance is a virtue. Only the elderly posses it. I feel sad seeing 50 year old's doing things you won't be proud seeing even teenagers do. It's really saddening. Please men make we leave all this kain things to women, na them dey slutshame themselves on forums. Make we just bantz, laugh over matter and move on. No personal feelings.

One Love

Meanwhile Them Say Donald Tramp cause us financial losses last year.


Manchester United blame President Trump for half-year loss of £29m

By Chris Wheeler for the Daily Mail

funlord:
The nigga follow us go our food section as per say na happy souls full there go wan begin tax single mothers and people wives and students for cash...dey form say him wan commit suicide due to Owu! Before I fit begin dissect him matter na him all the babe's give my guy title of igwae scamistus 1 of abia state plus multiple back hands and head butts so tay we all begin shame for the nigga...

haha.. choi! What a shameless mofo. But this one wey e never deactivate wetin happen naw? Mercy for the wicked?

1Sharon:
SCAMMER

Wait! wait! What's happening? E chop e nor pay?

neezar:
Check the players that started alongside with him

Our reserve team

Can you stop engaging the block head...What's the use? Are you going to make him see reasons with you?

He has left but his interest in youth players coming through has not died one bit. I hope Jose learns a lot from him in that respect. Legend


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvapQBRf1E0

chrisley024:
Thibaut Courtois has fuelled Real Madrid transfer speculation by saying his "heart is in Madrid", even though he is in talks with Chelsea over a new deal.

And dude is already giving out bonanza to teams in farewell

Why arr you people wicked like this? You don make me laugh break plate

elrony:
What is £120 mil... when Coutinho is about 160 mil

De Gea = £250 mil plus their best youngster

Lol.. sofry naw

funlord:
May God, Zeus, amadioha, shango, ogbunigwe, sauron, danmasani boka, wu tang and all other dieties both known and unknown to mankind create a combined mixture of both thunder featuring lightning and send it to fire the balls of anyone who even dares to think of complaining about de gea getting even £1000000 a week in his new contract!

Don't mind any blockhead who will say anything against De Gra getting a better contract. Is it not De Bruyne who's contract was just renewed? Is it not Chelsea chasing Hazard with a new contract? How about Ozil who just got a raise? If Salah asks for a raise will it not be justified? Anyone who thinks De Gea doesn't deserve even more than these players after consistently remaining top of his position for years is a fraud.

neezar:
If pogba wanna extend his contract. ....we go break bank be that

Because say wetin happen? Are we paying for dance flicks and hairstyles. Even Mourinho don dey show to am say e better sit up and start winning us the big games and serious trophies before we can look to pay more.

elrony:
He's the best goalie in the world , I say give him 400 sef!!

You know say money no be problem

De Gea is in my opinion the only true world class player at United at the moment. When even rival fans pick a premier league or European 11 and pick either Neuer or painfully Degea it's clear the quality he possesess. He deserves a raise and if we were paying huge sums for DeGea weekly, it would be the only player right now with us whose fee is justified. But if he decides to go, nothing less than £120 mil

chidexxy007:
Baba, this is not about obsession, we need a LB more than we need a RB. watching Val isnt fun but he's still very much reliable than Young on the opposite. Young isnt getting any younger plus shaw's fitness is still susceptible. Buying a proper LB that can deputize for shaw whenever he's not available instead of playing Young or Damain isnt a bad call.

My own be say Valencia might be good defensively but offensively he has waned drastically (He has scored a few goals but those crosses aren't coming frequently any longer)and needs some one to help him and i am not talking of that Italian slowpoke. Shaw, young and even Rojo have done a good job on the left before. All we have on the right is Valencia!

PietroRico:
abeg bad things dey always happen when players bulk up too rapidly. Depay when he just came to England, lsaac success, even Rashford. Ever since that one pack muscle, he sense don reduce.

He is tall, just that he is like a broomstick.
Make them allow grow at a normal rate.
Na just gomez I dey worry about.
I no know how them go do that one.

Gomes is small and will remain small. He is in the likes of Messi, Silva, Mata, Sanchez in terms of physical appearance and we know how easy small people move with the ball. He honestly doesn't need to bulk up much. See Messi, how many muscle him get but players keep fouling and fouling him, he gets going like nothing touched him. Gomes should work more on building his C of G.

chidexxy007:
Yes, as a backup to Shaw

What's this obsession with a LB since last season? Let's leave Shaw and maybe Young first. You people think watching Valencia is fun? We as a matter of urgency need a proper RB, and a backup in Fosu Mensah hopefully. However, the most important of our game now is in the midfield, that's where according to Mourinho we will be prioritizing in the summer market.

Oasis007:





Breaking News

















Chelsea FC are proud to officially announce the signing of Contract Extension by our Manager until 2023.

diggz:
Never!! Moanrimhoe started everything

I believe you are right. The master of mind games used his tested and proven psychological manipulation on conte and the clueless wig wearing dumbo fell for it. Since that time man has not been hot. Even when not a shekpe manager, Mourinho can determine the fate of the small club. Imagine!

Meanwhile Hazard...3 minutes ago

Live..The Pashunate one manifests


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNeK5sl0EKY