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elrony:
Elampiro guilty on two count charges of "shiity and lazy" ... I hereby adjourn the hearing till further notice.

CC: Mr Elampiro Osamiemie Ugbajahie , any further attempt to challenge this decision and you'll be charged with contempt of court and perjury !!!

To the plaintiff lekkie073, case is adjourned ; further hearings will be communicated.

*bangs base of 9mm Desert Eagle in place of gavel *

Cooooourt......rise!!!!! >:

Lol.. Your crase don resume? Welcome back

Nigerians are terribly greedy. For a miserly 5k..It's amazing the kind of tricks Nigerians fall for just for a small amount that won't last a minute. Poverty is a disease.

KingTom:
Wow you be real ORIGINAL! Started in 2000, stumbled upon a TELL magazine, showing off our Treble. That marriage has been very faithful to this day

1999...watched the UCL final on one black and white tv and the love began

Leyqute:
There's no need to be upset. Rojo is back. If he's still the same Rojo we've known then Jones can go on a lengthy injury. I won't bat an eyelid.

Lol.. The funny thing is the guy nor even wan get sense say queue dey him back. He must think he is Maldini and no amount of persistent injury will keep him out of the team. Make Rojo just shine like last year and small sense enter Lindelof head for the league, he can go on permanent injury exile to Westbrom or Stoke

hensben:
It is called passion for his country. He is not like you lot here discussing manure urinated when super eagles was playing or rather on international break. Isn’t that more shameful.

Please shut up and if you quote me after this i won't respond.. you nonentity known for spouting rubbish now specializing in making baseless accusations about something you know nothing off. Scroll back to the day Nigeria played and tell me the active discussion that was going on here. It was even chicken brains like yourself who were trolling non-stop such that if the mod hadn't stepped in you guys would have been trolling when All Nigerians were trying to enjoy seeing their country play. Meanwhile as we all know that you have a brain the size of your d1ck, you should go and ask kane, delph, winks, henderson and all the hundreds of players who withdrew from their countries meaningless friendlies why they cannot be so passionate enough to play for their country? Ode Oshi... Quote me again and may the gods unite with determination to strike you with 10,000 thunders

PietroRico:
So England gave Jones 6 local anesthesia injections for a friendly and the mumu gave consent. Sigh

This is the stupidity with Jones that we are talking about. No self preservation instinct whatsoever. The same way he can't keep away from needless tackles, so is he with everything in his life. No wonder he admitted that his wife calls him clumsy. You go playing for an already fvcked up English team with a niggling injury when your self preservation instinct should have told you if i keep away from this nothing match, i will remain fit for my club, play weekly and get paid but if i get another injury, all hands will be up calling me a sick note and should be disposed, even there is a possibility of a career ending injury but the block head whose face sometimes display his intelligence still went on, allowed them to pump him for a meaningless friendly for an English team we all know will win nothing.

kelvinze:
From what I've seen of him last season, he looks the right fit for dah no.10 position..he can hold up play with a good first touch too he can form a great partner with lukaku . Well let's see what happens tomorrow sha

He drops deep most times because in his mind he is a 10...unlike Lukaku who we've seen very much this season will not drop back to help play the game from the midfield but rather remain up top like a proper 9, Zlatan is well suited for this role. What he has lost in speed, he has gained with his hold-up play, skills and passing. My only fear is that it may take a while for him to get into the rhythm of the game again as he has never suffered such type of injury in his career. Let's just wait and see sha.

Leyqute:
We'll create more chances too!

I've seen Ibra play as a 10 several times last season and his game was top notch. Apart from the pace that he lacks, Ibra's hold-up play is tight and he's got the vision to release short important passes in tight spaces. I don't know the exact way he's going to impact the team but I'm sure it's going to be positive overall.

Incase they have forgotten.. A refresher course

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=3s&v=XKKJ_0Ut4ek

Woah! All the boys named in the squad for tomorrow.. Getting excited. Meanwhile Oasis007 go and do your work. FPL

Leyqute:
This trolling e get as e be.

very weak trolling

raumdeuter:
Bendtner scored to qualify his nation for the world cup. Not ZLatan

Lol.. You have started shifting posts this early.. Let's pretend Eriksen didn't score a hattrick

raumdeuter:
Some will say he has a Bendtner complex

Well Bendtner didn't walk the talk so Lord Bendtner is the perfect definition of a self absorbed tw@t

Baldg:
Every of his statements are comical to me. He's an amazing self motivating act.

That is why the team he's been to win things. There's no space or time to be second best. He may have grown slow with age but that cocky confidence is what keeps him going.

Nihilist:
You say mentor, some say self-absorbed twät.

You are only a self-absorbed tw@t if you don't walk the talk.. Zlatan does and those who call him that suffer such a low esteem the guy makes them feel even lower

'When I’ve decided to do something, nothing is going to change my mind. I said I would take over Sweden. At breakfast I had already taken over Sweden. At lunch I took over Europe. At dinner I took over the world. That was my plan. And that is exactly what happened.'


Some people will listen to Zlatan and say make e go siddon, wetin him dey feel like? Usually it's the half-hearted pussies whose self esteem is so low people with super human esteeem like this scares them. For me, this guy is a mentor from far away, i can only imagine what he is to those around him. Welcome back... Zla10

patrickmuf:
He has his career and life to look out for, he has been getting valuable play time at Valencia and the club is doing considerably well so it's not unusual for him to be tempted to extend his stay...It's the club (Man Utd) who should act fast so we don't loose him, I'd say recall him back by January and give him the play time his talent deserves, he can't be worse than Mhkitaryan from the games I have seen so far.

We will see. I trust Mourinho to do the right thing when the time comes.

kelvinze:
No guy..Look we are talking about a player doing so well when called upon at his temporary club ,I've always stressed on the opinion that we bring him back on January BUT nigga is playing so well there,so well that even a reasonable coach won't even think of disrupting his playing time at a club doing well currently in d Spanish league so far.
Also I don't agree withchu on selling him off permanently . it could turn out to be the worst mistake since Pogba , For me I think we leave him to play his part in Valencia for this season,he might win them the league or the Spanish cup you never could tell

Well i still believe a coach like Mourinho would know what to do with him if it seems he doesn't see the united project as one that suits his style anymore because that's all i have been getting with this guy.

codedguy1:
Guy calm down. you Dont need to be annoyed with the guy. He is also looking out for himself.

yes playing for United is a great honour but it is not a must or by force. Players always want to play and he felt going on loan would guaranty that for him instead of staying and waiting for a major player to get injured before he gets a chance.

Pogba left, proved himself and we had to pay top dollars to get him back, others were watching.

When someone says sure to being asked about staying further then he is already looking to switch. He could have said "i don't know, let's see", then i could understand that he still respects his parent club so much not to insult the fans who wish he return soon but like we all know.. all Spanish players can't stop thinking of Spain. So the cvnt should ring up united to send the rest of his belongings over and we can make the transfer permanent!

Oasis007:
"In my head I want to be here, help Valencia until June, It is the thought with which I came. I know that I have this clause in the assignment contract and now I have to wait to see. But my mind is focused on Valencia and I want to stay here.

"It is important that I am playing to grow, be better and help Valencia. It would be very difficult to return to United mid-year and continue with the same evolution that I'm having now.

"Sure (about staying beyond this Season at Valencia), it's a very good option for me, it would be positive. I'm happy in Valencia CF."

- ANDREAS PERREIRA

Sell this fvcker permanently to them if he so caught up in the midtable spanish club's cause. What does he think he is? Some Xavi'esque midfielder? What is i want to stay here and difficult to return to United mid-year and staying beyond this season? Mourinho should get rid of this cvnt. He's obviously asking for it as he has asked to return to Spain on loan twice now when he could have continued his development in the BPL or in the lower leagues in Britain like every other player interested in returning to our first 11 has done in recent times. Spanish weather too good or their Spanish pussies too tight he can't think of returning back. Abeg this bro better move on and we relegate his matter to the past. I hope Mourinho does what Mourinho always does with players not committed to the fight like this slime.

indoorlove:
Most of the children, if not all can swim very well. I served in the riverine area and I could remember most of the children laughing at us whenever we put on our life jackets. They be like ' how can grown adult like this not know how to swim. To them it's a way of life. So don't crucify the teacher.

Wow! Such buffonery based on assumptions. Ask yourself would she ignore standard safety procedures for her students because they know how to swim in a civilized society? Nigerians the way you people reason is baffling. We are the only type of people who say thing's like. "malaria nor dey kill African man" And Africans can withstand anything.

Leyqute:
He can play France's domestic league matches but won't participate in UEFA Champions League and the Europa league. Not necessarily for Marseille though, since they've terminated his contract.

Okay i see.. and he can't move to another European club too right?

MRTA7:
Nope, All European football. He has also been sacked by Marseille.

dopeJemi:
not exactly sure but you can look it up, it's a football offense before anything else

This is what i got from dailymail.. Y'all are right but what does the domestic football means.

dopeJemi:
banned for 7 months

Is that not for European competitions where he actually did the shaolin Kick.

Can we just bring Evra back instead of shoehorning people here and there?

Lana1:
U know the damage we can cause when it comes to actual trolling(no be the nonsense wey una don dey do in the last 3 days). Now u dey try involve mods for leniency.

No worry if u dont want us to disturb ur thread on the event of the inevitable L that ll soon befall ur team, u must appease the gods.

All Ifa requires is:
1. 10 live dinosaurs.
2. 100 Brazilian 80yr old virgins.
3. A signed confession from raumdeuter claiming Hazard is the best footballer alive and Terry is the best defender in the last decade.
4. A signed affidavit from Monsieur Nihilist claiming Matic is the best DM in the league.


Produce these things and we go leave ur thread alone

Walai them suppose admit you for yaba left..You don crase

Nihilist:
Finally sanity returns to the thread.

Thank God the mod was able to tidy things up. Some people always take things too far.

Hopefully we can rely on the mod to restore balance to the Chelsea thread if and when similarly minded musical terrorists invade our safe space.

Sorry to burst your bubble...we nor get agberos and primary 6 dropouts among our fans. We know when to start, when to stop and when not to start spamming upandan like a troglodyte

Oasis007:


Lol!

But they won't give us break to have a meaningful Discourse on the Thread, until the next Weekend.

But must you quote...Shey you nor be guy ni? you nor fit dey say you nor reply some people ni? I see alot of mentions all over nairaland that i don't have the strength typing junk replies to. E get where play dey reach among men, if it pass that then it becomes childish. That's why i still respect people like elampiro, coogar them. Sometimes you ignore no matter how many times you are called out. E nor mean say you nor like the person, you just don't want to encourage juvenile behavior. Shikena

dicksonadams:
I use FL 12, I got some vst plugins on torrent free that have most of this instruments.

Kontakt, omnisphere, nexus, goliath, purity, hypersonic.


You should try them, you will be back to thank me later.

It will save you lots of money as compared to buying hardware instruments

Can you send me torrent link?

Ishilove:
I read just The Dark Tower: Wizards and Glasses. Absolutely unputdownable. Fantastic story

I've got the book.. Much more interesting than the movie. I hear they're planning on turning it to a TV serie. It's a story that goes on and on and would make a nice series.

Odikwa serious.. On top one 1-0 win?

Blackfyre:
It appears Doctor Strange made an appearance in Ragnarok

Yes he did.. his scene was fun too in a dark serious way

armadeo:
It was the post credit scene from Dr strange replayed.

This was lovely may I say once again.

Till justice league comes out am back to downloading again.

Post credit scene ke..he was on screen for more than 20 minutes.. Sent Loki and Thor to were their father Odin was trapped on earth. He was funny in his own way too.