₦airaland Forum

ShayGirl:
Abeg who dash monkey banana....?
Bragging about what isnt really there...if u kon fine pass that one na, u will personally go to CNN and BBC for ur pics to b updated in d daily news...Smh....mstchewwww

Easy.

See as she shave the thing sef, e kon be like say hair never first grow for there before. Something sumptuous.


Lady G. Always going G...A...G...A.

MzNelly:
Lol, you're crazy

C'mon, it's heavenly. You haven't experienced it before?

MzNelly:
So once you promise a lady marriage, she spreads her leg for you.

Can you hear yourself?
That made sense to your myopic mind?

Well, she could spread her leg for a nice shave; couldn't she?

Nickymezor:
Watz so nice abt d sneaker sef... I guess he just wants to shw off norin more.

Ah jez taya. If I buy that shii for 500K, make I kpai. Lubbissss!

Shaadey:
So you never sleep sef.....oya e-whooze me na....your is safe :p

Lol. I never sleep oh. I'm seriously turning into a very powerful nocturnal force these days.

Why you still up yourself?

Shaadey:
ok papa

If I whooze you ehn...

Shaadey:
Quite true sha, not all our friends are loyal but they might form being loyal when you get rich & famous.Keeping in touch with them can breed jealousy.Anyway, lemmme get rich and famous first.

Lmao! That's an epic conclusion there. Get rich and famous first; then every other thing can now fall in place.

It's going to be fine, brother. Believe me, even in the Well, it's well. #StayPositive

Shaadey:
Yes na....It depends on how loyal they were before the fame

Lol. We are talking about your 'friends' here. I don't know about you, but once I consider you a friend, like a real friend, there's no questioning your loyalty. Real friends got each others back all the time. They are always loyal to each other.

It wouldn't be loyal of you to start scrutinizing their loyalty all of a sudden, just because you're now rich and famous. If you were with them even when they were not loyal, you should stick with them even when you've made it. That's what real friendship is all about.

Sure! You don't forget the humble beginnings; and those friends were hugely part of that.
#RealFriendshipLastsForever.

Shaadey:
it depends tho

It depends?

Awww. Chukwu gozierem Governor Obiano, nwoke oma na-eme ihe di mma.
Chukwu goziekwa Ndi Anambra. Anambra is always on the right tracks.
I've never been more proud of my state. Anambra State... The light of the nation.

That could be very true, but it's not the case with all of them though. I've got ladies who tell me EVERYTHING. Talk about ladies - real ladies, boss ladies - not all these girls with 'Junior Secondary School' mentality, who think that everything revolves around them.

Some even tell or ask me to teach them certain things, you know...

Last last, it all depends on the kinda ladies you roll with and how you roll with them. When you make them feel very free with you, you're sure gonna get some fantastic responses.

There are these set of ladies you'd deal with, they'd totally change your mentality about girls. You'd love them. They are just so real and original. #BossLadies

Well, I'm not part of that "every man".

The things that constantly occupy our minds...We are living in a FAKE world. It's so unfortunate.

That babe reach to fall in love with biko. She clean die!

Mourinho is a very handsome man, and he has one of the most beautiful family. His so is so cute that you'd mistake him for Miss London. His wife? Slim and sexy.

The 'Special One' with the 'Special Girl'. Me lovey.

Sassybae:
Funny

I know it'll be 'funny' because you saw "JoeCutie" mentioned. Mtcheww.

prettythicksme:
What happen to it?cant see anything

You can't see anything?

MissMakas:
Yes, I remember. She asks me about you every time. I've run out of explanation jor. She thinks we are quarreling.

Eeyah. Okay, I'll come see you when next I come around. Tell her that I've missed her, and that I'll come see her soon. I promise.

prettythicksme:
U think but dat's not true!

Check your mail.

prettythicksme:
why u dey vex?

I no dey vex. But you dey fall my hand sha.

prettythicksme:
lol,maybe it was a mistake!will follow back

MissMakas:
Oh, is that all you want? Lmao. I'll do anything you want me to do, sweetheart. I'll take you anywhere... provided you will come. You have no idea how much I have missed you. My boy.

You'll do anything for me? Eleyi gidi gan! Yes! That's my gurl.

Don't worry, I'll come. I'd like to see your mum too. I've missed her oh. She knows what I used to like. You remember, abi?

Chai! I miss everything and everybody.

prettythicksme:
u did nothing!i dont really understand y asked dat question?

You unfollowed me. Why?

atbu1983:
" A leader who abandon, destroy or kill those who are devoted and loyal to him does not inspire devotion and loyalty" Tyrion Lannister, Games of Throne .

Buhari is just being a good leader who appreciate loyalty.

Good. Now let me hear what the 'imp' says about a leader who appoints only his friends and loyalists to the political offices that affect the general public. Let me hear it.

abbey621:
Shut your mouth, you know nothing! Even in advanced countries such as the USA and the UK, loyalty and dedication are rewarded heavily. Hillary Clinton was given Secretary of State because despite losing the primaries to Obama, she pulled her supporters for him during the general election. It's only in Nigeria that we like to pretend like we are blind. Campaign donors and Lobbyist are also rewarded with contracts and other perks, politics is a game of give and take yet you people keep pretending, competency my foot!

You see how mature and enlightened you are? You could actually have made your point without haven to begin in the manner with which you did.

It's okay, I've heard you. Thank you for your point. Just go. I don't wanna fight. And please... don't bother quoting me back. Thank you.

Wait! She use her bwest do ritual?

You don't reward "dedication and suffering" with a political post. You reward competence with a post. It's God that rewards dedication and suffering.

Baba you fall my hand to Lowest Common Multiple (LCM)