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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 8:33pm On Sep 12, 2015
Sassybae:
Lol..two people are always involved in the act..so we don't watch ourselves..you feel me? cheesy
So, by implication, you're saying we should.... shocked


cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 8:11pm On Sep 12, 2015
Sassybae:
Watch you?.nah.. I don't watch people do that wink
Oh, you don't watch people do that? What do you do then? You do it yourself? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 7:58pm On Sep 12, 2015
Sassybae:
Why not watch porn or something..I swear boredom go run cause right now I don't know what to do embarassed cheesy
Porn? Nah, I don't do that shii. I don't watch other people's parole. I run my own parole. Care to watch me do my thing? wink cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 7:24pm On Sep 12, 2015
Sassybae:
Just few days..so lemme enjoy tongue what do I do for you now?
Yeah, you need to enjoy it.

Anything. You can do anything for me.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 7:18pm On Sep 12, 2015
Sassybae:
Nothing really..am with my siblings
Awwww. You're eating and enjoying 'mama thank ma' abi? No wonder you relegated me to the bench. undecided embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 6:58pm On Sep 12, 2015
Sassybae:
undecided undecided angry

Okay,sorry smiley no light? Maybe you should watch a movie or something
I'm lying down with my eyes fixed to the tv, but it's not enough. I need company jhoor. What are you doing atm?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 6:38pm On Sep 12, 2015
Sassybae:
You know how e dey be undecided
Oh lonely? Sorry. tongue
How e dey be? undecided

So you said sorry and still showed me your tongue abi? What a friend!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 6:27pm On Sep 12, 2015
Sassybae:
Hmmm I be mogana abi undecided
How you jaree
You don start to dey flex that your mouth again abi? undecided undecided undecided


I'm just here jare. Lonely and bored. embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 6:15pm On Sep 12, 2015
Sassybae:
Lol nah..he was only teasing
Teasing? I almost forgot that you read minds.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Still Die Prematurely After Praying To God Against Untimely Death by JoeCutie(m): 6:14pm On Sep 12, 2015
MzNelly:
I'm not doubting His existence.

His interest in us/me is something I'm not so sure of.
Don't talk about me.
You don't know about my successes or failures.

They're people who don't deserve half of what they have and yet they get it.
Atheists even.

While we sit, fast, pray and cry over what they have, yet God waits for us to stab ourselves with pains, then maybe one day when He's in a good mood/bored, after a million years, an angel comes through and answers us.

You are right about one thing tho.
His ways are mysterious.

Let's leave it at that.
That's okay
Celebrities › Re: Saraphina: Why I Dont Flaunt My Boobs by JoeCutie(m): 5:20pm On Sep 12, 2015
Chineke mooooo! Nkea obukwa gini? shocked


Kitikpa!!!
Education › Re: Oluchi Saw Her Death Coming –family Of Electrocuted UNILAG Student by JoeCutie(m): 5:10pm On Sep 12, 2015
Nothing is said about the dead than good.

RIP, though. You shall never die again.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Still Die Prematurely After Praying To God Against Untimely Death by JoeCutie(m): 4:42pm On Sep 12, 2015
MzNelly:
No.

Many 'righteous' and 'God-loving' people have.
And they didn't see it.

What is life?
You see your life...
You've never asked God for success in your exams: WAEC, JAMB, Post UTME, semester exams etc, and you got it?

Many a time you've been on the road traveling. You've never asked God to grant you journey mercies and He did it?

Sometimes you do not have money in school and you still manage to feed?

You've never asked Him for "long life and prosperity"? And maybe you don't know that you're only saying all these things now because you're alive? Or...oh, you're not prosperous? Maybe not yet?

Stop talking about the lives of the "righteous and God-loving people", their lives are things you've no idea what's really happening in. Their lives are theirs, not yours. Face yours. Talk about yours. You've no idea the kinda relationship they have (or had?) with their God.

It's so unfortunate that after all the happenings in our present world, you'd still give yourself more reasons to criticize God, instead of appreciating Him. Well, it's not too surprising though; we live in a very negative world. People (we) tend to see and dwell on the negatives a lot more than they (we) appreciate the positives.

There is God. He reigns supreme, and His ways are mysterious.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Still Die Prematurely After Praying To God Against Untimely Death by JoeCutie(m): 4:03pm On Sep 12, 2015
MzNelly:
Last I checked, nothing I have prayed for has ever come to fulfillment.

It's either there's no God up there or the God has more important things to worry about than His creation.
Have you ever, before going to bed at night, prayed and asked God to let you see the light of the new day?
Politics › Re: What I Benefited From Jonathan – Pastor Bakare by JoeCutie(m): 3:55pm On Sep 12, 2015
An2elect2:
LOL. Actually am at the other side...i criticise everything 'criticisable' in our church system grin Which sane person wont!
You gotta watch your back oh before those blind and gullible worshipers of 'Men of God' rip off the small ass wey you still get oh. cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why Long Courtship Should Be Avoided By Ladies. by JoeCutie(m): 10:53am On Sep 12, 2015
MissMakas:
That's my boy. kiss
And that's my girl. wink
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Almost Fainted Day I Shook Hands With Him – Alamieyeseigha.Vanguard by JoeCutie(m): 10:52am On Sep 12, 2015
Savigne:
Both of them...Just that one is smart enough that he has never been caught.
But Karma's coming for his ass
Lmfao! If I were Karma, I'd rather go for his bank account, not his ass. His ass is long expired. cheesy
Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by JoeCutie(m): 10:50am On Sep 12, 2015
MzNelly:
Go jhoot lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
You too go! Your own too much jare. Ahn!
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Politics › Re: Is This True About Igbos.... I Have Been Lauging So Hard. by JoeCutie(m): 10:49am On Sep 12, 2015
Juliesexy:
Don't mind them. Very silly hypocrites. It's their tribes that embezzle all the money in this country oo. Idiots. undecided
Very well spoken, sexy. grin
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Almost Fainted Day I Shook Hands With Him – Alamieyeseigha.Vanguard by JoeCutie(m): 10:48am On Sep 12, 2015
sweetgala:
Well both of them are corrupt , we can both agree on that
Of course, very corrupt. But we all are though, ain't we?
Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by JoeCutie(m): 10:19am On Sep 12, 2015
MzNelly:
Which one? shocked lipsrsealed
Which other one? That 'small' future you got behind. wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 10:11am On Sep 12, 2015
Sassybae:
Joe I tire oo cheesy
Loool. Do you have a standing beef with the guy? cheesy
Politics › Re: What I Benefited From Jonathan – Pastor Bakare by JoeCutie(m): 10:11am On Sep 12, 2015
babafirst:
hmmm,I am old school ,it was popular in our days.
It's not about you being 'old school', it's about me not reading it. That book has always been there and always popular. I just didn't get to read it, even though I read a host of other Shakespeare's works.
Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by JoeCutie(m): 9:39am On Sep 12, 2015
MzNelly:
Yes, I'll keep shaking my heart....for you. grin grin
It's not your heart that I want you to shake for me. undecided It's the other one. grin
Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by JoeCutie(m): 9:02am On Sep 12, 2015
MzNelly:
Lol. Smh
That's the only thing you read abi? Keep shaking your heart. undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 8:26am On Sep 12, 2015
Sassybae:
Wandecoal keh? Lol nah
Lmao! Wandecoal? of all people? Fuckeet! cheesy
Politics › Re: Is This True About Igbos.... I Have Been Lauging So Hard. by JoeCutie(m): 8:20am On Sep 12, 2015
God will punish all of you hypocrites who always push the 'love' of money to the Igbos alone, but then do all sorts of atrocities behind, just to make money. Why not share all your monetary possessions among the Igbos? They are the only tribe that love money after all. Stupid people!

First Class Hypocrites! undecided
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Almost Fainted Day I Shook Hands With Him – Alamieyeseigha.Vanguard by JoeCutie(m): 8:06am On Sep 12, 2015
sweetgala:
Both of them
Exactly. But if I'm correct, she was referring to one of them actually.
Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by JoeCutie(m): 7:43am On Sep 12, 2015
Biebi oooh. shocked

See as Vosa look so calm and innocent, but she's beautiful. smiley

I need to be added to this 'world' so that I'll take these two babes on a ride. grin

Biebi's shape is distracting mehn. embarassed cheesy

Nice imagery, Op. *thumbs up*
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Politics › Re: Obasanjo Almost Fainted Day I Shook Hands With Him – Alamieyeseigha.Vanguard by JoeCutie(m): 7:27am On Sep 12, 2015
Savigne:
Kworrupt Individual
Who exactly... Obj or Ala?
Politics › Re: What I Benefited From Jonathan – Pastor Bakare by JoeCutie(m): 7:24am On Sep 12, 2015
babafirst:
You mean some of these guyz never read 'Julius Caesar'?-The popular Et tu Brute(Brutus) in Latin.
It's not surprising. Not everybody has read it. I've not myself.
Politics › Re: What I Benefited From Jonathan – Pastor Bakare by JoeCutie(m): 7:23am On Sep 12, 2015
An2elect2:
yes, even me!
I thought you'd be an ardent believer of these so called Nigerian 'Me of God'. grin

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