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When you give women upper hand...
Many of them are practical noonday devils. Tufiakwa!

Have you seen my own throwback pictures?

And na this kain 'Bella Naija' wedding/marriage dem dey quick dey divorce. Ah haff taya tey tey.

Mznaett:
157% gini? My friend make it 160% jor

To be sincere,I hav'nt reached d age of reasoning sha

You haven't reached the age of reasoning? No wonder!

Mznaett:
You'd wish you never knew my age

No be small kind hat trick

Lmao. I'd only wish I never knew your age is you're below 12, which I'm 157% sure you're not.

MrsPhyno:
Lol well yes.

Enugu chaiii . But on a more serious note, is the solution to allow them to be out in the world and just be having sex on the regular? Cause thats kinda whats being implied... I mean I think that 'the sexual urge' was one of the least of my problems when I was in sec school.

That's really sweet. I'm impressed. Most guys aren't like that. Were you also really close to your parents?
I have a different mentality though, I'm very close to my siblings but not that much to my parents and I kinda like it that way. You have a higher sense of independence and knowing what you are. Kids who are always around their parents are so coddled and stuff, they don't know how to take care of their own psychological health. Sorry this sounds like a lot Even though I know it's good for kids to be close to their parents, I just can't imagine what that would be like and I don't know if I like it.

Well, I was pretty close to my parents, especially my mum. Kids do not know what psychology is let alone, knowing how to build them. As a parent, it's your duty to help them build this. When you ask them how their days went after they come back from school, helping them or at least, watching (supervising) them do their homeworks, sitting with them at the sitting room to watch cartoon, kissing them goodnight before they go to bed... by so doing, you're already helping them build their psychology. That's why parents are always advised to behave themselves at home, because whatever you do and however you do them, is what your children are going to take in. Then it's your duty as a parent, to know when they need a break from you. Sometimes going to uncles and or aunties for some time for a vacation etc is cool though. The bottom line is, what you put into your children is what they are basically going to give/present to the society. That's why they sometimes say that people lack or need 'home training'. If you want your children to have that 'home training', you keep them under your watchful care and give it to them. If not, they'd go to school and acquire justice 'school training', thereby lacking that basic one from home.

When children come of age, you now let them go the higher institution and live their own lives, make their own decisions, make their own mistakes and learn about life.

Btw, your siggy though... where are you from?

Mznaett:
Yes me Surprised?

Oh! You already have one that's pretty cool guy...So tell me what's still keeping no.2 and d rest from coming forth?

How old are you?

Yes, I already have one...with you. So tell me, when are we meeting to complete the hat trick?

MrsPhyno:
that's cause you're male. for girls it's fun you guys have all kinds of inner school violence and what not.

On a more serious note, why not. Jus wondering sah.

First off, it's not necessarily because I'm a guy. Girls do a whole lot of things too. They even steal undies, don't they?

A few years ago, at a certain All Girls'Boarding school in Enugu, three girls couldn't bear that sexual urge again, they scaled the fence, and met one unfortunate guy who sells ice cream. The three of them descended on this guy and raped him to death. This is a true life story. So girls do some very aggressive stuff too. So...

My own reason anyway isn't that much. I'd love to have my kids with me everyday. I'd love to watch them grow. I'd know them, they'd know me. We'd be best friends. I wouldn't want to entertain that one-in-a-while break. No. I want to kiss them before they go to bed every night, eat with them on the table every meal, and watch tv with them when necessary.

Mznaett:
Nah
Still a kid (underage) though
Wtb U?

Who's a kid? You?
Well, I should have had like two or three, but...

MrsPhyno:
See eh, I go still send ma future sheedren to boarding school.
It's an experience. Yeah bad things happen but they make you grow up which is necessary.

As far as lesbianism (I still doubt that this is a real word, it just sounds weird) that's a bit dangerous sha. And that's practically in every boarding school regardless of whether it is multigender or girls only. But not to that level of being essentially raped. Jus homoerotic stuff.... anyways this is too X-rated. Sha, I don't think it's as rampant as the negative propaganda, as a parent you would have to be watchful of your kids anywhere they go, not just boarding school.

I spent 7 solid years in boarding schools, and I tell you, my shuudren no dey go there! Lai lai.

Mznaett:
Na so o my brother

Have you any kids?

MhizDeedy:
Lol heheheheehe l

MhizDeedy:
Lol heheheheehe l

Mznaett:
Like play like play 10k just go like that o This is serious

Well,good to know he cried that shows how remorseful he was.

My dear, that 10k pain me reach bone oh, but nothing spoil, person no go die.

Mznaett:
Sooo true
I could still remember when my wrist watch got missing..I had to search for it with d hope of seeing it some day..mehn,I was short of words when I saw d face broken. Who else would have done that if not those naughty kids? As usual,they had to point finger at each other.

Someone like me, I hardly spank kids cuz I know I did worst highest I do is 4me to warn them

My dear, yours is better. Just last month here, I put #10,000 that my brother gave me to hold for him inside his 2yrs old son's pocket, five minutes later, the boy came to where I was unloading goods from the trunk of a car, and called my attention, "Ancle! Ancle!! Ancle!!! See...". When I went with him to where he was pointing his finger, low and behold, it was the whole of that 10k burning in the fire together with some refuses. Gosh! I felt like throwing him into the fire and telling him to see too, but I couldn't. I just hugged him, and immediately, he started crying. That 'Uncle-please-I'm-sorry' kinda cry. I looked at him, I saw it in his eyes...he was really sorry. And that was it. I asked him never to try such again though. I love that boy so much.

MhizDeedy:
really Joe!!!!! U dare call me nd my friend desperate housewives? Firstly m no housewife, m a working class lady

Nd which food m I giving sassy ehn? If u annoy me ehn! I will stop giving u money again. Jobless househusband

Na me you dey yab all these ones?


Don't worry, come home, we'll see at home.
I'll not touch you at night again.

Mznaett:
Some times,when you see things like this you'll be forced to think if they are'nt possessed

But then they do all these things with the purest, the realest and the most uncompromising innocence and love. They are never malicious.

WHAT you wear is never a problem to me, but HOW you wear them. A decent trousers? Why not? It's even the best.

Come to our Churches today and witness how young girls of today, wake guys' JT from sleep, with the kinda very absurd and quite unbecoming skimpy and very tight skirts and gowns they wear, displaying their asses and boobs like it's in a museum.

Sometimes, I weep in Church. It's quite unfortunate.

And talking about the men's garment and the women's garment, people should refrain from translating the Bible literally. You translate MEANING, not WORD. We should always take into cognisance the very fact that the Bible was written basically in the Jewish time and tradition. Ours today is a different case altogether. We should translate the Bible in line with our own time and tradition of today. Trousers on women is not a sin.

Sassybae:
Okay maybe with your leg or you nod me..I nor go talk any bad thing this night..ama changed gurl

Who changed you oh. What let the dog out?!

Sassybae:
With your bible?

Stop bending this mouth jhoor!


With any available means...apart from my hand and my Bible. Wetin dey do you sef? How will I hit someone with the Bible? They dey gimme injection for head ni?

Sassybae:

The kain slap wey I go dash you now ehn...

But not with my hand sha.

Sassybae:
And when did you tell me that?

I told you before na. Chei!

Sassybae:
So? why you dey take panadol for my headache

Please if you still have weed, gimme abeg, this panadol no dey work again.

MhizDeedy:
Lol Joe Darling my jealous sweetie

Why are you doing this thing to me na? The food should give to me, that's what you're giving to your fellow desperate housewife?

Sassybae:
so what's your ish here

I go report una oh. No more 14 years, na 28 years oh.

Sassybae:
No you haven't

I haven't? You can lie ehn.

Sassybae:
Oh I missed this crazy bae..I always caught you viewing sha..but no comment, been thinking you were banned or something..how have you been dear?

MhizDeedy and Sassybae! Better watch it oh, this game is going out of hand oh. Watch it before I start suspecting the both of you oh. If na guys now, you'll start accusing them of being gay. #DoubleStandard

An2elect2:
JoeCutie!
God has my back, who won try

Well...I could try oh.

Sassybae:
We should pray

I love praying. Have I told you I'm a prayer warrior?

Sassybae:
I never said that

Lmao. Said what exactly?