₦airaland Forum

MrsPhyno:
Lol this is not social media na. My name is not here nobody knows me I'm commenting under a ridiculous pseudonym about things that are silly

Lmao! You no well.

Jamean:
lol...
Hey guys, it's going on

What's going on?

Deefuray:
You can buy it na

From where?

This kinda story shaaa. This is the kind of situation they tell us to 'forgive and forget'?

bettercreature:
We are all interested! even ladies are jealous of big boobs ladies,they can never admit it tho

You're interested? Come lemme show you around. I've got very many of them around me.

Richiy:
I argued with my friends severally about this empire. They are fanatical about it ehhh

I just admire the talent of that boy, Hakeem.

Jamean:

Expensive nose

Deefuray:
Nawa ooo Boobs for sale

Nobody wants to 'buy' though

MrsPhyno:
I have nothing to tweet about lol.
I'm actually not much of a social media person... Just BBM, Whatsapp, etc. For people I know already

that lady above me don start to dey para sha

Nairaland nko?

MrsPhyno:
@JoeCutie

I'm not on Twitter

Why not?

Congratulations, and happy birthday, tana4gud. It's your day, enjoy and make most of it. Celebrate!

MrsPhyno:
Anambra our sister state
We're practically relations

I haven't been to the East that much tho. You know how it is. Everyone's in either Lag, PH or Abuja

...or Ijebu. Yeah.

We are practically relations. Yeah, and you know how it works too.

East is a beautiful, cool and peaceful place to be. Try it more often.

Are you 'Nwunye Phyno' on Twitter?

MrsPhyno:
I laughed out loud
And I was waiting for you to tell me something serious o

Okay now. I'm waiting to hear ur own state of origin.

Something serious? Like I've been admitted at the same hospital from where Godswill Akpabio was discharged? No, ma'am.

Actually, 042 makes sense. The Capital itself is dope. I really love it.

Mine is Anambra, the light of the nation.

MrsPhyno:
Eh? Something you saw like how

I 'saw' something metaphysically. Something that made me know you'd be of 042, even without being told.

MrsPhyno:
042 gini
Why do you say that

There's something I saw but I'm not spilling it here.

prettythicksme:
So strong!!

Strong how?

prettythicksme:
Warris dis?

It is what it is.

I can't be cuddling someone who's having issues with her mood. That moment, your presence is like some piece of shít. I'd just carry myself and move jeje. No lele.


Who still cuddles sef?

MissMakas:
Bae! Who's bítch again?

Sweety! Don't mind these birches everywhere. They ain't loyal.

See your picture. Looking all sexy and hot. You still dey fine dey go. Take it easy on them oh.

Chai! Shebi we are meant to live with these sort of 'shortcomings' in marriage?

Bítch better have my money!

KingTom:
Madness, not boobs.

Oh...

KingTom:
Ibu onye ara abi?

Ara?

I want to....

danbrowndmf:
dem dy wait for me for heaven since,na me dy delay.

Good for you

danbrowndmf:
chai,ur hellfire no be here o ""

Your heaven no be here too

KingTom:
Go and study your bible well sir. It was Joshua who led the Israelites to the promised land

Chai! Na Joshua bin dey my mind oh, but my auto 'correct' come change am for me.

danbrowndmf:
she allow u reach the promise land? ""

Why not? That was what she wanted anyway, but she couldn't come clean with the truth. She had a 'Moses' that led her up until she found me wey be 'Aaron'. Moses couldn't lead her to that promised land, I did the work then.

MrsPhyno:
Woooh oga this your essay eh. I had to settle down to read it.

Most kids don't know about all that psychology, yeah. But I did. And my sibs did too, and I think the atmosphere that we were raised in (where we had to kinda emotionally fend for ourselves) enhanced this 'maturity'. It seems cruel tho, I suppose. But I like the level of awareness I had as a kid and I wish my kids could have it. At the same time, I guess since I'm female I'm supposed to want to be as loving as possible....

Mmmm home training. You can have that without all the mushy stuff. IDK. Maybe I'll change when I eventually get married I don't believe in allowing them to make their own mistakes, nah, I believe in allowing them to have such forward thinking brains that they don't make mistakes. At least not many. I don't like kids who ask too many questions and I also don't like kids who do things wrong.... It's ridiculous I know

042

Whew! Is it too late to continue with this? I guess it is.

042? No wonder!

Mznaett:
No wonder what?

No wonder you don't reason well.

danbrowndmf:
the story changed? Like she friendzone his boyfriend for u ""?

Lmao. You no well...but something like that sha.

She came with the idea of Friendzoning me for life, but after two weeks, she wished she never tried that. The story changed.

Sometimes, just 'a little' lesson is enough.