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See Presido's very powerful shoe. Baba na you oh.

Prettythicksme! What did I do to you?

pearl360:
Lolz...
Go away jor

Lmao! Sweetheart. I know you've missed me scarra.

My own don pass na. Na because say you no fit wish me common happy birthday?

19th May.

pearl360:
20th Sept
Any birthday mate?

You've no birthday mate!
Who go like be mate with you?

"Ripped Abs"! The things that shift our focus from the 'ought' things...

MissMakas:
It's not true. You don't miss me anything. If you really miss me I'll know. I've been begging you to come and see me or let me come, but you'll always have one reason or the other.

Or are you still doing that thing you were doing? You don't even send girls. Nawaooo. Some people were asking if you were gay. They will be coming to you and you will be dodging. I was lucky sha.

I've not seen you in like ages, Joe. I can't even say what you look like again. Come nau, please.

Okay fine. I agree. I admit I've not been trying. When I come back, I'll let you know you hear?

But I'll take you to Jevnik Palace and you'll take me to Ibariogwa village. Deal?

MissMakas:
Yes! And you took me inside and asked me not to look at them that they don't have sense, that I am far better than all of them. You have no idea how much you made me feel that day. Aww, I miss those days. I miss you so much.

Yes, I remember. And I bought you chips too and you bought Gold Sport for us.

I miss those days too. And...I miss you too.

MissMakas:
Obumneme! You won't kill me before my time oooo.

Do you still remember that day you wore a very tight and skimpy skirt to school when everybody started looking at you and talking about you, you came to me and asked me to protect you? Just that day, I knew you had the tendency of 'rolling' like Beyoncé.

Well, she could mean a model of sausage or chocolate 'roll'. You know that "young girls around the world" love them.

Role model kor, striping model ni.
Abeg coman gimme lap dance joor. Na that one you sabi well well.

tohphunmie:
Yw. Yea,I'm good too

Alright. Very well then.

tohphunmie:
oh..really Guess I didn't notice cos I've been off and on. Hope ur good tho

You've really been off n on. And thanks for asking. Hope you're good too?

tohphunmie:
sup Joe!...where have you been?? and yes i am a law student. Why did you ask?

See this babe oh. You're asking me where I've been? Don't let nairalanders vex for you oh. I've been everywhere on Nairaland everyday. I've not been seeing you.

You always make use of law terms.

safarigirl:
I don't pick unnecessary fights, I just refuse to back down when confronted

I know you na. You can like to argue ehn, with big grammar and lengthy posts.

tohphunmie:
Yes, you raped her cos it was against her will...@OP

Funmi, are you a law student?

lanicky:

You know you need some serious walloping on that your big ass...

safarigirl:
i'm not for sale. Even the people that applied when the window was open, dem no meet requirements. This is hardly an advert, for all the fights I pick here, no be this kain thing go attract pesin wey im head correct. I no dey find man, just dissociating myself from certain idiosyncracies

So you know say you dey pick fight anyhow abi? Any day you do that shit with me ehn, I go cut your something comot.

safarigirl:
only handbag I've ever bought was N500. I've never fixed for more than 2k(weave-on inclusive). I've never fixed nails, mine are perfectly fine. Never spent more than N300 on a bra. I don't buy g-string. Make-over kit? Dunno what that is. And I can spend 20mins on bathing and preparation. This does not apply to me

Safarigirl, Transfer window has closed oh. Nobody can buy you again until next winter. Unless you go and display yourself in one of the Shoprite shops at Ikeja City Mall. Naija babes are not smiling at all.

Nice advert, dear.
#LadiesNotGirls

rawpadgin:
That's why i love dating deeper life or MFM chicks

Bros! Even those ones sef don vex follow others dey do 'expensive sh*t' oh. Trouble dey oh. We ain't safe again.

I love the girl's complexion. It's perfect.

Oyinbo men dey try sha. The sort of things they stomach and overlook...

Figure -8 (minus eight)

lanicky:
So?

Oh well....lemme keep my gist and plans to myself then.

Gist and plans? Oh please! Pocket them very well and lock them with password. I ain't interested.

Sassybae:
And the bad boy in you, would always look for a way to vindicate himself ..who said you don't give you life to jesus, why's there the word 'repentance' nd being 'born again'...stop twisting the whole stuff jhoor..the robots wey like your comment sha


And for reading your diary, what did you post it there for? ama good gurl, you actually know nothing bouh me

Your first paragraph... well, I just hope you're really joking about what you wrote up there. If not...there are things you don't say to me.

I know you're a good girl, and I know nothing about you. Okay.

lanicky:
Hello everyone... How're you doing?

So sorry for my short absence.... I've been busy doing so many things..I'm sorry once again.

Trypa...how do you feel now?
Sassybae.. Hey dear, howdy?
Norenal...how was your day?
Sis charijee....I've got lotta gist and pictures to share..send me your BB pin
daveP .....hey what's up? That thing can work on my current tarrif plan oo.
Tempem....couldn't reply your mention in time....I'm sorry dear
susrite...I'm so happy to hear from you once again...hope you're perfectly okay. Pls holla at me on whattsapp. I don't have your phone number again.
ggrin.....I nur go fit greet you like normal human being now. Omashe oo
redgem....hi good evening
Jigsawkillah... How far my sweet eyes
Joecutie....I was in Benin last week
loomer....good evening
chimerase2... Howdy Mr isho?
asumo12.... Hope you're good?

You were in Benin last week, so?

Sassybae:
Joecutie please give your life to jesus

I don't wanna read this kinda diary again
You don kolo I swear

Why should I give my life to Christ again? If He wanted to have my life, He wouldn't have given it to me in the first place. Now that He has given it to me, it belongs to me. But at last, I'll give Him account of how I lived it.

Na you waka go read my diary oh. Nobody send you oh. And in fact, I'm 100% certain that you love every bit of what you read. I know you that much.

At 'Ibari ogwa' Village, Owerri, this one (point n kill) will go for 25K.
Catfish! I love that shii more than I love my...

redgem:
I should be the one asking you.... I told you not to be scared of us

Okay. Alright. Alright.

redgem:
Noooooh.........

Okay, just talk to me. What are you saying?

redgem:
Lol..... I didn't say 'I', i said 'We'

Okay, so...'you' love me?

redgem:
Why? We want your love not fear....

Oh...you want my love?
Wait! Are you 'toasting' me?