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Ebayray:
Lolz, what did I do na??

From when you were a kid, you'd always wanted to be a lawyer eh kwa, Ebere? Which kain kid you come be sef? Was it not all of us that wanted to be lawyers before they told us that lawyers are Lai Mohammeds, that they are buried faced down and na hell faya straight dem dey go. So you didn't hear any of this story?

Well, I don forget say you be yesterday pikin. Dem fit born you 2001 sef.

Ebayray:
When I was a kid, I'd always wanted to be a Lawyer, now am in that pathway, almost living my dreams......

I'd always wanted to be a Catholic priest. Now, even a Chief priest I cannot be.

I no juz gbadu the whole 'Priest' thang again.

Childish adults.

27? Thank God she didn't claim 18. Happy birthday to her.

Yes! It's nothing. It's fun though.

So your gf whom you've not seen for a while, tells you over the phone/chat that there'd be no sex when she visits, and you're worried? Wow!

Guy, she's a girl. That's how some of them are, they don't really like agreeing to sex over the phone, but what will happen will happen sha. Don't worry her with the whole talk of sex now, just let her come over first. Cos talking about it is so mainstream, doing it, or rather, inducing it suffices.

Some will even say, "No sex until marriage" and 10 minutes later, it'd change to "Harder! Deeper! Faster!" Bros, live life and leave life. Don't ever argue about sex with her again, just let her come first, you'd then do your work, but never force her. Thank me later.

prettysolid:
So he likes new things, na Im in wan go marry overused and over panel beated tukunbo.

If you were less judgemental, you could have seen that "over panel beated tokunbo" as a new wife. I don't know why people like poking their nose in people's private affairs. The thread is talking about the man's car, not his wife!

You can be anything, as a lady, but not dirty. It does not only turn me off, it totally destroys the source of my current reception. A dirty girl is a big-effing-sucker! Even if you're the most beautiful and the smartest girl alive, but dirty, I'll pass anytime.

In as much as the jet looks beautiful and expensively comfortable, it's actually a small and humble jet for a President. You need to see what other Presidents fly in. Many of them fly in some sophisticated Boeing aircrafts with almost everything in it. Buhari's jet looks like all these conventional private planes. I'm impressed by the smallness. He could have gone for a bigger plane. It's very beautiful, by the way.

We'll still meet...in proxima potency.

Kachisbarbie:
I wonder what OS your brain runs on, but whatever it is must be very very low.
What's the lol factor here? When I tell you to stick to Romance section, it would seem like an insult_ it's even an insult to that section. You shouldn't be anywhere at all...

Later you will say you are a graduate, working in a firm. With that your head like komkom milk, dull boy!

Komkom milk! As in, empty milk thin? Chisooos!

When a graduated komkom works in a firm...

Rutheby:
No jare...ofe nmanu kind of food.

Ofe mmanu? Lmao. Which one be ofe mmanu na?

And, are your names Ruth Ebere?