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"No refund of money after payment".

Someone agrees to meet with you based on the trust she already built for you, and you dare harm her? Some people are actually more wicked than others. This is so beyond pardon. Cruxifice!

Monalisa185:
nah...you tell me

ehen... a lot better...you geh luck

Lol, it means you could click on that 'Go Home' and be taken straight back to the home page.

You this small geh! You fitn't do more than ji agworo agwo.

Monalisa185:
Hahaha...ain't those people funny? 'go home' like sey na their house I been dey...

you sef, on whose side are you?

Well, joke apart, I'm sure you understand what that 'Go Home' actually means?

So we are taking sides now? Chai, don't put me in a difficult situation oh. Okay, you should know I'm always with you na.

You no dey hear word? Leave Nairaland and 'Go Home'.

marieolae:
We will talk.

Alright, dear.

PhweshyJ:
Eh? If I hear. Okay, maybe you don't know how to fake it like this wooing challenge. Yours is about the real thing. And why aren't you wooing anybody?

Wait, why do you think you know me well enough to know these?

I ain't wooing oh. I've never done this before. And like you said, maybe I dunno how to 'fake' it.

marieolae:
You just disappeared

Disappeared? From where exactly? Here or there?

marieolae:
Lol what is all this you're saying?
This is just an online wooing contest..with no real prize. It ends here, so it's not a do or die affair. It's not that big of a deal, trust me lol

Hi, Mariam. Long time.

Princeparix:
My brother I d see you the get hope for heaven.... You wey be Leonardo DiCapario for wooing...


I twale for your government... Omo wooing GCFR

Leonardo onye? Lmfao! Kwusikwa that thing biko. I'm a learner.

Princeparix:
Lolz.... Ah ah you Wan come tell them say I miss all my Use of English class...

Baba hapu okwu for Okwudiri. Coman teach me how to toast jhoor.

Princeparix:
Dear Nienie

I have thought of the right words to use but yet my heart skips with every stroke of my pen. Here I am standing between a battalion and the greatest challenge of my life.

Strategies and plans have failed, my bones are weak and my soldiers are weary of the enemies who are fierce and greater in number.... But what do I say

I look down at myself, feeling my blood rushing but instead of drawing a sword to charge into a battle, I draw a lavender flower for your a crown I would want to behold and a lady I would want to walk down the path of eternity with.

I came to this battle not prepared, only with the heart of a man who wants to sleep tonight cuddling the priceless diamond who this battle is all about. I care for no fights or wars but the taste of chocolate in my pockets and the feelings of your touch. I have no promises to make but 'nne so gi bu ihe m nchoro". My life is a hard nut "MA o bu so gi ga edozili ya". I have made some many mistakes "mana nyem obi gi ka m nwere Ike idi ndu ozo. All I ask is a chance to prove I can sweep you off you feet "ma nwere Ike idozi gi ka document" and the Queen of my heart.

I know I think Small like Volkswagen and most times think big like IMAX but just like Calvin Klein - my obsession is between loving you and madness. Nienie I promise Not to be Evil like Google and never to blacklist you like Johnnie Walker but to be just what I am like reebok - a soldier ready to love and protect you.

The mind and love is a terrible thing to waste but with you just like FedEx - there is no tomorrow. At the heart of our image of love just like Nikon, I am ready to live in your world and play in ours just like Playstation, for there is no substitute for you in my life just like Porsche but you make Disneyland the happiest place on earth for me.

The men in charge of change just like fortune magazine can't describe the feelings I have for your - for they are stronger than dirt just like AJAX. Impossible is nothing just like Adidas but pleasure is the path to joy just like Heegan-Dazs, so let your fingers do the walking just like the Yellow Pages. Life is complicated enough just like Abbey national but just like IBM your the solution to my small world.

Asanwa I just wish to share moments and share life with you just like Kodak and I promise to keep lovin it like McDonald's. A diamond is forever just like DE Beers and quality never goes out of style just like Levis but you ve taken over me completely and just like Nike I plead you keep doing it.

Dearest you make me believe in love just like Sony and now am ready to expand my mind and change your world just like Newstateman. I might have challenged everything just like electronic arts but today I swear my vision is our future just like Olympus. I plan to make the best of now just like Vodafone, get to the last drop like Maxwell house because you've astonished me with your power, Beauty and soul just like Aston Martins.

Just like Visa I promise to be anywhere you want, and melt in your mouth and not just your hands like m & m. Just reach out and touch my heart just like AT&T because your worth it like L'Oreal. People might say I am stupid just like denim Jeans but I just want to be the last place you want to go like Dixons.

Make me the man in an embrace of a goddess Nienie

Baba nla! What are you even doing in Aba? 'Toasting' bread girls?

Smellymouth:
Are you real a "cutie"??

Yes!

Smellymouth:
What abt it

Does your mouth really smell?

I no even sabi toast geh sef.

In his mind, he had dressed to kill. Negodu ikè ya.