₦airaland Forum

Happy birthday, Mr. President. I wish you good health and God's guidance.

JVgal:
Moved on to where? Lolz

To the future.

MissMakas:
Stop that rubbish oh.
I'm coming back on the 24th. When are you coming back?

Hey, luv. How have you been? I'm coming back on the 24th too. Have you gotten my gift ready?

SIRmuel86:
I thought she is endowed, y her back come flat like flat tyre??

She get booby not yansh. E come be like say everything wey she suppose get for back, dem come push am come front.

That's a sēx position, I've seen it somewhere before.

Ara dara ada adago, nke kwu oto ka ga-adakwa.

$100,000? That's around 20 million Naira or more? For just one person? Fucck the shît! I'm outta this country!.

Wait, if their first kiss is this aggressive, how would their first sex be? Skuskisku!

I might even end up not getting married. But if I do, it'd certainly not be for love.

#1. "Her Hair"
#2. "Her Neck"
#3. "Behind her knee"


But all I see is...
Her Yansh!

Estharfabian:
Nah! I think I'll pass...

Talk true oo.

Estharfabian:
LoL

see? that wasn't that hard...
errrm...metal rod? LoL! that thing's flaccid abeg!

Yeah, it wasn't.

Flaccid, ehn? There's only one way to find out. Wanna find out?

Eddygourdo:
you really need me and that lady to be enemies, keep fanning flames of discord as though am a rival you need out of the way. Bro this is a disclaimer, I don't know that girl oh, have no interest too, though I admit she has a good head, though not as bright as she thinks it is. But good head nevertheless

Fanning flames? No way! Not me, bro. You're my guy. *highs 5*

Estharfabian:
LoL I so wanna hit You with a metal Rod!

Anyways... lemme woman Up! Truce? ***extends hands***

And I so wanna hit you too...with my metal rod.

Truce! But then I don't shake ladies. **opens arms for a sweet hug**

Eddygourdo:
she is a kid bro, and for Wat exactly, the "our " was in respect to nairaland, hope u didn't assume I knew her personally? na I don't do friendships.

Another one! Like a bombshell!!!

Estharfabian:
LoL!

You know me too well...

I wanted to Hit right back At Him...Buh, I didn't wanna sound rude....

Dude may be right though. Maybe I should forgive and take you back. Whayasay?

Eddygourdo:
Wetin make I talk again

You need to go ask her for forgiveness.

Estharfabian:
well, I followed back coz You're smart n active!


Uh...NO No NO! you're not putting me in that Spot Joe! Never! No!


You're the guy..The superior... The man! What Do U want?

No! You're smart, ain't you? You're better than guys, ain't you? You're more intelligent, no? Henceforth, I'm no longer superior here. You are.

So, Esther, luv, what do you want?

Eddygourdo:
Hey bro, despite she is annoying she is our Estharfabian, forgive her and take her back, lest she has a melt down and we miss her opinions here. Cheers

Our EstherFabian? Lmao! Wow. And I should forgive and take her back? Omg! Now, I think Esther will not be proud of this 'judicial delegation'.