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Romance › Re: Men. by JoeCutie(m): 7:08pm On Dec 10, 2015

Why would I help you start what might swallow you on the long run? Start what you can't finish...

I'm afraid if I help you get her, it might also need me helping you to get down. Just walk up to her, talk to her. Tell her whatever you feel at that moment - that's who you are. Not the things people will tell you here - that's who you could pretend to be. But it's always good to be 'You' from the go.

Do not think about it too much. Be open minded. There's no rule book for this kinda stuff. Just open your mouth (and your heart) and let it flow.

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Romance › Re: Men. by JoeCutie(m): 6:58pm On Dec 10, 2015

Estharfabian:
Well, I certainly can't help You...

Buh lemme call on the Nairaland girl magnets...
Cutehector, Obiorathesubtle, TimothyNkenu ,JoeCutie, Pucaxo, PushMusic ...

They'd answer all Your questions... thankme later?

Bia Esther! If I slide my hand through your panties now you'd say I'm mean. Explain what you mean by that or I'll get down to it. lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by JoeCutie(m): 6:55pm On Dec 10, 2015

Favolly:
I don't understand what you mean by he doesn't own Nairaland anymore. As far as I know, he still owns it. We all are just here to drive traffic with our posts and everything. But at the end of the day, he kinda has the final say.

Freedom of speech on Nairaland? But there has never been complete freedom of speech here. Nairaland is more or less an autocratic site where mods are constantly deleting people's 'opinions' everyday. It is part of what you signed up for when you decided to be a registered member.

The funny thing is, I'm secretly gunning for biafra, for personal reasons. But the owner of the house has said he doesn't want it, so either abide by the rules or take the movement somewhere else

You're not agreeing simply because the owner says so, no! You're agreeing because you think so. Seems you're gradually changing your opinion now, but your initial point, to which I commented, says everything you think about this whole issue.

Politics › Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by JoeCutie(m): 6:07pm On Dec 10, 2015

MissMakas:
You never stop to inspire me. I'm proud of you, bae.

Thanks, dearie. kiss

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Politics › Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by JoeCutie(m): 6:06pm On Dec 10, 2015

pinkiberry:
u tribalistic bigotry bastard.. go ahead and ban me. in sort deactivate my account. I just hated u n ur website. crap. thankGod we av lindaikeji n other Igbo website n blog. Facebook too. so Bleep u a million times. u mudafucking cocksuckker. imp.. all Yoruba's are cowards and u are dia head. bunch of jealous fooolls

Easy, sis. Easy.

That guy has just made a case for himself. I hope he can finish what he has just started.

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Politics › Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by JoeCutie(m): 6:03pm On Dec 10, 2015

EbolaParasite:
Show me your dividend check. Joker.
This sense of entitlement needs to stop. If you don't like the decision, leave.

I can't even dignify this with a (suitable) reply.

Swerve!

Politics › Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by JoeCutie(m): 5:44pm On Dec 10, 2015

Alezy:
Mr founder has been paid handsomely for this.

quote me anywhere

I'd be a fool to debate it. It's very clear what he's doing. He risks losing everything he's built in the last ten years. I so hate him right now.

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Politics › Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by JoeCutie(m): 5:40pm On Dec 10, 2015

Favolly:
Nobody's saying stop the idea. Of course, we know the struggle will continue

All Seun's saying is DON'T do it on Nairaland forum

And if somehow this thing dies down now but later springs up in say, 10 years time because the 'idea' can't be stopped... still DON'T do it on Nairaland forum

When people see a spade and call it hand trowel. Since when do people stop expressing "ideas" on social media/forum? I expect people like you to know better. I'm not asking you to like, want or favour Biafra and her cause, but the truth is always very glaring there for all of us to see, but we always choose to look away.

This seun of a guy is showing what a dictator he is, or he's been bought over, or warned, or all of the above. He has NO RIGHT to trample on people's right to freedom of speech/expression. It's not done. Not in this century. And on a social network again? Oh, God! Someone should wake me up when this iguesss all over. undecided

And just so you know... He doesn't own Nairaland anymore. We all do.

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Politics › Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by JoeCutie(m): 5:22pm On Dec 10, 2015*

I'm not a Biafra fanatic, but I'm an advocate of justice and fairness.

With this kinda shallow, unrealistic and sentimental move by the so called "Founder of Nairaland", the very aim of social media - or forum, whatever you choose to call it - which is to freely have a say without fear and or favour, is defeated. With this kinda platform, people get their views across. In fact, I could say that since almost everything had been taken from us, the youths embraced social media, making it a strong medium through which they express themselves.

This action by you, Seun, is a rape on justice, fairness, and in fact, democracy. If you come out for Presidency, I won't vote for you! It's not your place to tell us what to and what not to believe in and discuss.

All Igbos are not in support of Biafra (maybe not yet), but just so you know... If all of them hate and turn on you, and if they unanimously boycott Nairaland...YOUR NAIRALAND, you're going to be doomed. For life.

A little advice, Mr. Founder: You should be neutral here. Not taking sides. At least, not yet. For the sake of your career - Nairaland. That's one silly thing about us, Africans. Excessive show of power! You don't get to see the founders of Facebook, Whatsapp, etc making very useless rules and shoving it to people's faces all the time. Any attempt to express yourself lands you a ban. What kind of autocratic forum is this?! You don't just wake up and make decisions about us (this your decision - more like a presidential decree - could have been subtly thrown out to the floor for a more democratic debate). We've got to have a say here; this is the 21st century, for fuccks sake! And if you want to make some steady progress, you've got to stop thinking to yourself all the time that you're The Founder of Nairaland . We know that already, and we get it. Take a chill pill. You're NOTHING without us. undecided

And, uh...my (lengthy) ban, please? undecided

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Photo: Donald Trump Now Being Compared To Adolf Hitler Over Statement by JoeCutie(m): 8:51pm On Dec 09, 2015*

He has a tower with TRUMP in front of it in Istanbul. They call it the "Trump Tower". It's one of his houses for business. The debate now is, dude wants Muslim money but he doesn't want Muslims themselves?

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Politics › Re: Fayose's Dressing To Ekiti House Of Assembly (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 1:59pm On Dec 09, 2015

Otapipia:
"BUDJECT"? Go back to school immediately before it's too late.

You that went to school even before the whites, what have you to substantially show for it?

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Politics › Re: Fayose's Dressing To Ekiti House Of Assembly (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 1:55pm On Dec 09, 2015

Nigeria!

You expect him to wear agbada or suit, right? I'd wear just a pair of jean and T-shirt with Timberland as a President; and nothing's gon' happen. The heavens will not fall. The oceans will not run dry. The opposition party can also talk shit, albeit in a very gnorant manner. Cos that's the only viable and perfect politics they play in this country...the opposition politics. Rubbish!

Little wonder my love for the Americans: Comfort over class. No pretence, no force. Just whatever rocks your boat. That's how life is supposed to be: Easy. Free. Fun.

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Romance › Re: Attraction? by JoeCutie(m): 9:46pm On Dec 08, 2015

The very first thing? Well, that has to be one of the physical attributes, isn't it? grin

• She must be beautiful facially (cos the eyes will eat first before the mouth comes along)

• Then after her face comes her downstairs. If the down floor is not properly built, then the house isn't strong, is it? grin

I'm not really a fan of Toolz kinda baka, but at least na wink

Your backside must be sane and sound, and it must be ready (for war) at all times, to be able to respond whenever the master needs it, ighotago?? cheesy

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Romance › Re: Your Best Friends (2 Guys) Take This Picture With Your Fiancee (pic) by JoeCutie(m): 9:30pm On Dec 08, 2015

See as the bae even quiet, pose like aturu. Biko ogini di ifea? grin

Wait! The other guy mumu o. So he let his guy grab the boob (albeit an agbalumo-like one), while he himself taps the blessing via his hand. Chai! Mumu of the first order! embarassed

Why they come dey shake hands like say dem just sign a hundred billion dollars deal finish. undecided

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Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 7:07pm On Dec 08, 2015

dikeigbo2:
You must be a toilet inspector then,congrats dear but how rewarding is the biz? Just asking

Okay, lemme laff. grin

Celebrities › Re: Psquare And Wizkid Spotted In Owerri (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 6:20pm On Dec 08, 2015

Jolllyjoy:
am serious

hope you have seen it tho?

Seen it how? Where? When?

See...if you think I'm joking, then I may well ask you to forget about it.

Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 5:03pm On Dec 08, 2015

otiigba1:
well.. i think you have to walk around to know, reason is, just because the area you went to is rubbish does not mean my area is rubbish,.
Mind you, i am talking about mgbuka nkpor area, not onitsha i am not very familiar with onitsha area.

Well...you may be right.

Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 5:03pm On Dec 08, 2015

mikolo80:
so Mobile toilet services go sell well there be dat

You wan die of poverty be that.

Celebrities › Re: Psquare And Wizkid Spotted In Owerri (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 5:02pm On Dec 08, 2015

Jolllyjoy:
i send it yesterday naaa

ask your dog,

You're joking with me, aren't you? undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 2:30pm On Dec 08, 2015

Chigold101:
Onitsha people no get this kind time to wait to bath... Of toilet

How do you mean?

Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 2:16pm On Dec 08, 2015

otiigba1:
Rubbish! This is definitely not mgbuka nkpor area, i know, i live there! You only went to Fidelity banks area and you are concluding already.

I've been in Onitsha for some time now, and I know exactly what I'm saying. Again, you don't need to walk round the whole streets of France to know that France is civilized.

Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 2:13pm On Dec 08, 2015

katerine7:
okpoko is something else,that area needs total clean up

My sister. It's nauseating. embarassed

Romance › Re: The Dreams Of Most Girls Photo by JoeCutie(m): 2:11pm On Dec 08, 2015

NanaSparks:
I no even relate 1% to the Igbos

Oh, thank God!

Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 2:10pm On Dec 08, 2015

MissAssy:
Lol, wht will i be looking for in okpoko toilets?

The same thing you look for in every other toilets undecided

Romance › Re: The Dreams Of Most Girls Photo by JoeCutie(m): 11:11am On Dec 08, 2015

NanaSparks:
Asum achorom di nke yiri Phyno.
Iwota go

From which part of Imo state are you ? cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 9:11am On Dec 08, 2015

MissAssy:
Haven't seen such in onitsha

Have you been to Okpoko and their toilets? Or even Ngbuka Nkpor? lipsrsealed

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Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 8:51am On Dec 08, 2015

Lucialovely:
not only okpoko even dat mgbuka nkpor area is something else

Yeah, I've been there once when I went to make some withdrawal from Fidelity Bank. The whole of that area is nauseating embarassed

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Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 8:42am On Dec 08, 2015

Lucialovely:
am talking from experience. Onitsha can b like dis in d case of toilet issues

If it's Onitsha, then it must be Okpoko precisely grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by JoeCutie(m): 8:39am On Dec 08, 2015

MissAssy:
If its nt lagos, then its aba

Why did you totally exonerate Onitsha then? grin

Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 8:33am On Dec 08, 2015

justjify:
While I drive behind you with one lorry load of match box and lighter. Should I add gun-powder?

Bro you're wicked sha. Okay, just a single match stick will suffice. I don't aim and miss. grin

Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 8:30am On Dec 08, 2015

Mariojane:
like they will wait for you to come back right?

I'm no dummy, bae. I'd lock the door on my way out, throw the key into my mouth to avoid stories that tickle the bum cheesy

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