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 Romance › Re: Do You Know Why Most Of 90% Of Nigeria Men Love To Having S*x With Calabar Ladie by JoeCutie(m): 4:05pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
klassiquette:You be 'Calabar' babe?   |
| Celebrities › Re: Actor, Iyke Ogbonna And Wife, Sonia Look Good In New Photo by JoeCutie(m): 3:37pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
safarigirl:Huh? Chei! Ah don die!  Nne biko, which one be Aba Nollywood again? And where do you suggest I upgrade to?  |
| Celebrities › Re: Actor, Iyke Ogbonna And Wife, Sonia Look Good In New Photo by JoeCutie(m): 3:34pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
flawlesRebirth:Disturb ke? Noo. It's even romantic sef. Yeah, long time. What's up with you and your previous account? You look kinda different now.  |
| Celebrities › Re: Actor, Iyke Ogbonna And Wife, Sonia Look Good In New Photo by JoeCutie(m): 2:45pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
flawlesRebirth:Flawless, why do you always write in BOLD letters? |
| Celebrities › Re: Actor, Iyke Ogbonna And Wife, Sonia Look Good In New Photo by JoeCutie(m): 2:43pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
Every time I see, "Actor, Iyke Ogbonna..." I keep asking myself why I've never seen his face in all the Nollywood movies I've seen? Or is he starring in Bollywood or which of the woods?  10 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Omg!!see The Rope This Girls Wore In The Public Last Night And Call It Fashion by JoeCutie(m): 12:13pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
Wait! Na yansh be that abi Erosion site? Op, abeg this one sef pass 'Graphic photos'. Just put 'DANGER!!!   See yansh!!! With layers! Lemme goan puke first. This ones don pass runs girls o. I sure say runs sef go dey run from these ones. Chei! 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: How Many States Have You Been To? by JoeCutie(m): 12:02pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
• Anambra • Abia • Imo • Enugu • Lagos • Delta • Edo • Ondo • Rivers • Ekiti • Osun • Ogun • Kwara • FCT 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Buhari: The Idiocy Of ''change'' And Conspiracy Of WatchDogs. by JoeCutie(m): 11:21am On Dec 23, 2015 |
drss:No be lie. I'm tired already! |
| Politics › Re: Buhari: The Idiocy Of ''change'' And Conspiracy Of WatchDogs. by JoeCutie(m): 10:34am On Dec 23, 2015 |
What a Change! 6 Likes 1 Share
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| Romance › Re: Girls And Their Misinterpretation Of Come To My House(guys Have Ur Say) by JoeCutie(m): 8:36am On Dec 23, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy:Well, I didn't see what you were trying to point out. I only saw what you pointed out. So after wooing comes sex, huh? Wow! And why is the hoe thing broad? |
| Romance › Re: Girls And Their Misinterpretation Of Come To My House(guys Have Ur Say) by JoeCutie(m): 7:58am On Dec 23, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy:Will our ladies ever kiss goodbye to this mentality? So your friend cannot invite you over to his place if he doesn't have money? What's even your take on 'friendship'? What does it mean to you. Any girl you can always call when she knows you're impecunious and she comes, is your friend. And when you have money, remember her. But those ones that wait until they start watching you on TV, run away from them. Where do you belong? Finally, why do girls always generalize, accusing every guy of wanting to have sex with them, but would frown when guys term all of them as hoes? |
| Romance › Re: Girls And Their Misinterpretation Of Come To My House(guys Have Ur Say) by JoeCutie(m): 7:55am On Dec 23, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy:Will our ladies ever kiss goodbye to this mentality? So your friend cannot invite you over to his place if he doesn't have money? What's even your take on 'friendship'? What does it mean to you. Any girl you can always call when she knows you're impecunious and she comes, is your friend. And when you have money, remember her. But those ones that wait until they start watching you on TV, run away from them. Where do you belong? ? |
| Romance › Re: Girls And Their Misinterpretation Of Come To My House(guys Have Ur Say) by JoeCutie(m): 7:48am On Dec 23, 2015 |
adorablevic:Which ones have you heard? So you don't know that this is 2015, almost 2016 and that new models would have come out? Is it the same type of cars you saw last year that you're seeing this year? You should always give room for new things. And surprising as it may sound, there are always some new things to say. Trust me. Unless of course, you've never met a guy who knows how to say them. |
| Romance › Re: Girls And Their Misinterpretation Of Come To My House(guys Have Ur Say) by JoeCutie(m): 7:43am On Dec 23, 2015 |
rheether:Is it a house warming party or burial? |
| Romance › Re: Girls And Their Misinterpretation Of Come To My House(guys Have Ur Say) by JoeCutie(m): 7:35am On Dec 23, 2015 |
If I ask a girl over to my place (even though I hardly do that), I mean she should 'come to my place'!!! Not, 'come and let us do'. However, if I want us to do, I'd tell her pump and plain! Or I'd just chip in a few indicative questions/talks that'd show her that there's a possibility of that happening (it depends on how close we are. But then we must be pretty close for me to even consider that). Why would I just ask her over without any hint on having sex, just like that? What if she's on her period?! So I go come be Aaron abi? Orishirishi! Nonetheless, if she comes for normal visit and we start getting emotional, playing and something leads to another, well...you sef know wetin fit happen na. That's where (mostly) girls come in with their saying, "as the spirit leads". Lmao. Any girl that tells you that ehn, she wants to do. But then, there's no girl that goes over to a guy's place these days without having that (sex) at the back of her mind. They always think about a possibility of sex happening, whether forced or agreed. That's why a lot of them always say no (to coming over). Little wonder whenever a girl accuses a guy of rapé in his house, the next question that'd fly out of the mouth of whoever is listening is, "what were you looking for in his house in the first place?" Some will even go on to conclude, "you got served right. You've gotten what you were looking for". Please, if I ask you over to my place, come. Don't worry, you'll not cüm, only of course you (and I) want to. Sometimes meeting at public places (eateries and all) is so mainstream. Just come over to the house let's catch fun; or like the Op said, let's shoot new season film. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: How Did You Meet The Person You Are Currently Dating? by JoeCutie(m): 11:53pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
I met her in my dream, and she's since remained there...in my dream. |
| Romance › Re: See The 5 Major Reasons Why Men Get Erections Early In The Morning by JoeCutie(m): 11:44pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
Morning function! 2 Likes
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| Romance › Re: Ladies: What Are Your Impressions About Guys That Keep Finger Nails. by JoeCutie(m): 10:21pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
| Romance › Re: Ladies: What Are Your Impressions About Guys That Keep Finger Nails. by JoeCutie(m): 10:08pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
Afrok:For whatever reason they keep them, I'm never going to be cool with it. I know it's their lives, but hey! There are things you just can't accept. It disgusts me. Like...it's nauseating. Thanks, bro. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies: What Are Your Impressions About Guys That Keep Finger Nails. by JoeCutie(m): 7:49pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
Nothing disgusts me as a guy keeping very long finger nails. I hate it with passion. I could actually hate you as a result. I don't even know why they keep that shii. It breeds dirt for fvck's sake! Always cut, decent and neat is the way. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Ewooo!! What Is This Youth Corper Trying To Do (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 7:45pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
| Celebrities › Re: D'banj & Don Jazzy Perform Together In Port Harcourt (Photos, Video) by JoeCutie(m): 7:08pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
vizkiz:Lmao! As in ehn... But even your boo get a boo o.
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| Celebrities › Re: Check Singer Flavour's Christmas Card (Photo) by JoeCutie(m): 1:46pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
This guy is so going to trouble people if, in death, they bury him on a shirt. Always shirtless! They use unclothedness take swear for you?! |
| Crime › Re: IMSU Students Nab Arm Robbers (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 1:43pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
If you be thief ehn, e better make Army catch you, than for Students or Ikorodu people to catch you. Na only you go use your mouth take beg them make them kukuma kill you, cos you go use your yansh take see your head. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Shares "No Make Up" Pictures by JoeCutie(m): 1:38pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
Na Yemi Alade be this? Na lie! 3 Likes
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| Romance › Re: . by JoeCutie(m): 11:16am On Dec 22, 2015 |
My preferred size and spec? Here... 
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| Politics › Re: Photo: When Your Mum Tells You Lai Muhammed Is Your Daddy. by JoeCutie(m): 11:12am On Dec 22, 2015 |
You're asleep and in your dream, you overhear your mum telling your dad, "I think it's time. Let's tell him who his real father is. Lai Mohammed! I'll never forget what that man did to us. It's a shame we have to tell him". Lmao!
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| Romance › Re: Ewooo!! What Is This Youth Corper Trying To Do (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 11:07am On Dec 22, 2015 |
Ka!!! Which kain proposal? Dude is begging for his life. Look at his left hand like..."Please na. I'll never try such rubbish again I swear. Abeg. Biko". Na so dem dey propose? |
| Celebrities › Re: Fadekemi Momoh: ''I’m Very Naughty In The Bedroom'' (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 11:02am On Dec 22, 2015 |
niggi4life:Azzineh... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Shocking Photos Of A Pig And Goat Mating In Enugu by JoeCutie(m): 10:54am On Dec 22, 2015 |
That's rapē! Why won't it happen? There's no ounce of sanity and decency left in the world again. When a 79 year old man would have the temerity to (forcefully) mount a 7 year old girl, and still walks about with his head lifted up. Bizarre things are happening! The unprecedented, the unusual, the unheard of, the uncalled for, the unbecoming. The world is turning upside down by the day. End time, perhaps? |
| Celebrities › Re: Fadekemi Momoh: ''I’m Very Naughty In The Bedroom'' (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 10:47am On Dec 22, 2015 |
• "I'm very crazy and naughty in bed" • "I wish to have 3 kids" • "I can cook and I love cooking" • "Favourite meal? Efo riro (or whatever soup) and pounded yam" Awwww! A typical good wife! All I want. All I wish for. All I ask of my woman. 1 Like |
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