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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria CAF U23 Championship Finals (2 - 1) On 12th December 2015 by JoeCutie(m):
Nickymezor:
wat a sweet victory... Our land is indeed GREEN.
Very green, when it comes to football (and sports in general). I guess football (sports) is the only thing that gives Nigerians victory. Every other thing makes our land BLACK: Political unrest, social chaos, religious fanaticism and war, moral decadence, tribal sentiments and favouritism, etc. We only agree in one aspect: Football (sports).. embarassed lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Dead Bodies Of Victims Of Shiites And Nigerian Soldiers Clash (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 11:18pm On Dec 12, 2015
Tytto:
Are they dead, or sleeping?
They are sleeping. Could you, please, help wake them up when it's time?Thank you. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With My Boss Who Is Married! by JoeCutie(m): 8:45pm On Dec 12, 2015
cruzita:
if the wife finally pour u acid u come make we celebrate
Lmfao! You're wicked sha. cheesy


True sha. Maybe the acid that'd be poured on her is still in South Africa doing industrial Training, getting ready for the big occasion.
grin
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With My Boss Who Is Married! by JoeCutie(m): 8:41pm On Dec 12, 2015
The groom is chasing the bride, and you are chasing the groom. Ask yourself; who is chasing you?


Go and find your own! The repercussion is too bitchy to be messed with. A word for the wise!
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Romance › Re: Is She Right Or Just Her Opinion? (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 3:50pm On Dec 12, 2015
LoveStan:
I don't blame her maybe she was born with a silver spoon & think things r easy 2 get or rather she is a Gold-digger who desperately date Married men & wants 2 make it big. If she does have a car, it was gotten in an End-time way. How do u expect a guy @ 26yrs old in dis APC/buhari economy 2 survive talk more buy a car? Grow up Girl. End Time Girlfriend
My dear, Nigeria is and has been bad but never have we seen it this bad. We used to say "things are hard" when things were almost rosy. Now, I (and indeed, millions of Nigerians) can authoritatively say that THINGS ARE HARD!. It's like Hell on Earth. cry

And as for the girl, I'd probably say she got the 'D' and in excess. More than she could withstand. And maybe, just maybe, she's high on spilled cüm. It's hardly her fault.
. embarassed
Romance › Re: Is She Right Or Just Her Opinion? (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 3:40pm On Dec 12, 2015
Even at 100, it's not everybody's priority to have a car. If you live all your life and die without owning not even a car, but the tyre, you're still not irresponsible. What is irresponsible is thinking that owning a car (at 26) is being responsible. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Is This Push Up Bra Or Breast Implants? (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 2:47pm On Dec 12, 2015
Choi! So nwa! Look at that first picture. Just gimme this babe for just one night. Just one night....




















Lemme preach the gospel of salvation to her
. cheesy
Politics › Re: Kadilo Barina-Kabari Vowed To Never Shave Beards In Rivers Finally Cuts It Off by JoeCutie(m):
Nigeria is a mystery. I don't even know what to do (for Nigeria) again: Laugh. Cry. Or both. It's funny, though. grin
Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Fayose And His Wife by JoeCutie(m): 2:09pm On Dec 12, 2015
They look like Nairalanders meeting for the first time. cheesy

So much uncertainty and a lack of composure in the wife's body language. And look at her facial demeanor: Fake smile
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Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Fayose And His Wife by JoeCutie(m): 2:09pm On Dec 12, 2015
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Christianity Etc › Re: PHOTO: The "Real" Face Of Jesus Uncovered by JoeCutie(m): 2:04pm On Dec 12, 2015
If that's the case, then Jizoosu a jogidere njo jide ikè ya aka. cheesy


Looks like one Abhu Nazir, Omar Fatah, Ihab Rashid. He looks more like a terrorist from one of these notorious Arab countries than a Jesus
. embarassed lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Delivered Of A Baby Girl In The USA(photos) by JoeCutie(m): 7:07am On Dec 12, 2015
Oliviaarims:
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Yea... Whatever they decide to do, it's their biz, as long as they care and cater adequately for the children they bring into the world.
Of course. smiley
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Delivered Of A Baby Girl In The USA(photos) by JoeCutie(m): 6:49am On Dec 12, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Why u attacking the man? This may be a mutual decision reached by both of them. She's a career woman, remember. She probably just wants to get over the business of childbearing as quickly as possible, so she could concentrate on her career and raising her children properly. 3 isn't a bad number. It's moderate enough.
True. But who says they are stopping at three? Well...their biz though. cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Delivered Of A Baby Girl In The USA(photos) by JoeCutie(m): 6:45am On Dec 12, 2015
Bbsharon:
Wow congrats Mercy, but pls do take a break now o.



If only she can hear me.
Lmao! Mercy never has mercy on herself. What an irony!


Their things are on fire!
cheesy
Romance › Re: I Am Sexually Attracted To Ladies Who Act And Dress Like Guys. Am I Gay? by JoeCutie(m): 8:24pm On Dec 11, 2015
One day as you're both playing, your stick would mistakenly enter inside her hole, and you'd still be there asking if you're gay. undecided
Romance › Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by JoeCutie(m): 8:03pm On Dec 11, 2015
Turn ons: Openness of heart, good sense of humour, honesty, contentedness.

Turn offs: The opposite of the above
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Politics › Re: Obiano Donates Patrol Cars To Police In Anambra (Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 7:18pm On Dec 11, 2015
It can only be Anambra state, the light of the Nation. Sexy Police Cars! Like play like play, we don dey turn to Nigerian Dubai oo. cheesy
Celebrities › Re: 7 Nigerian Celebrity Bedrooms That Will Make You Drool(photos) by JoeCutie(m): 7:13pm On Dec 11, 2015
Check mine out. Comfam!!! wink tongue cheesy



Was still lying down with my babe, doing some kain things when I heard a knock on the door. I woke up on the floor where I was sleeping. It was a dream
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Romance › Re: Men. by JoeCutie(m): 6:45pm On Dec 11, 2015
Estharfabian:
undecidedEverything I say on my diary shouldn't be discussed On threads Mr Joe cutie....You be all up in my business and shii....Not cool!


Now, My diary isn't to Impress anyone....It's a media where I pour out my feelings and express myself Without The thoughts of people(Like You) Butting In...

Now, My dear dear Friend...i do Not give a jumping Fûck if U believe what i write there or Not! Hell! It's a diary! U ain't even supposed to be reading 'em! Give me some privacy!undecided

For the records, I hate the attention...that's why I actually said my Legs were ugly...on threads, I'm always very sarcastic, Buh my diary!? it's the real me.....Not like it's any of your business...

And bout my choice of patners....What's Your deal? it's my life, ain't it? if I didn't know any better, I'd say You've got a crush on me...cool

Now, Gtfo jareh! and Good morning!wink
PS---Stop reading my diary!!!!!
K
Romance › Re: Men. by JoeCutie(m): 8:11am On Dec 11, 2015
Estharfabian:
undecided shockedI'm lying on my own legs again?undecided Joe, You've lost Your Manners O!lipsrsealed

Bia, My legs are Ugly...issit Your legs?cheesy

Errrm...Bout my "Dwarfness"...undecided it's already settled...My husby has to be taller than Lamar...undecided Ain't no way I'm gonna give birth to dwarfs!grin
Thank God, I didn't waste any time in pointing it out that day that you lied as regards your diary update. And now, I've been vindicated. You just denied the exact thing you wrote that day on your diary (about your legs). I don't trust you (your updates) again! undecided

About your choice of partner, I guess you're more demanding than I initially thought. You've got many requirements. Good luck in finding your 'Mr. Perfect''.
undecided
Romance › Re: Men. by JoeCutie(m): 7:46pm On Dec 10, 2015
Estharfabian:
We both know that ain't Gonna happen Joe....NEVER!!undecided

PS--- I never said I was sexy or had straight legs...As a matter of fact, my legs are slightly bowed...undecided And Oga o! I'm short!cry
You're short? Laff mai this thing out! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Awwww, I'm sorry, love. I really am. cheesy

Liar! You wrote on your diary how sexy your legs are. When you said you were walking your dog and met a very cute guy with a very bad accent. Liar
! undecided
Romance › Re: Men. by JoeCutie(m): 7:18pm On Dec 10, 2015
Estharfabian:
tonguetongueMechawnu!undecided

You should even be happy...undecided Shortie like You..tongue

My panties? ***Covers mouth* pervert!!!!!
Oh, shortie like me? I agree. undecided

Speaking of...
I dare you, Esther, to put up your picture here let's all see how very tall, beautiful and sexy you are. With all those sexy and straight legs? Awwww. I'm dying to see already. undecided

Yes, your panties. Not like it's never been breached before, no
? lipsrsealed

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