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PoliticsRe: What's Your Total "Likes" And "Shares" ? by joedave(m): 4:05pm On Apr 24, 2015
Well for a start, the number of 'Likes' or 'Shares' an individual garnered, has nothing
much or less to do with his/her brilliant contribution to post or comments.

While some contributors or original posters will write essay-like statements and
yet get unit or tens of Likes, others write two or moren sentences and get hundreds
of Likes. Some statements dont even make much meaning in the comity of
sound logic, yet they're well rated.

So its about the psyche of readers that mostly do the ratification, which oft-times
they may not have immediate control of but for impulse, taking a second look
might not be that wooing as the initial.

In a nutshell, its really about the impact of a statement
and less of the resounding Likes. Contributors need not take it to
too deflated if their comments or posts are not hitting the cloud of Likes.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Men Know How To Take Care Of Women – South African DA by joedave(m): 5:19pm On Apr 21, 2015
Surely this wont go down well in the ears of some
electorates who are to vote soon. But it is the simple truth.
EducationRe: ND University Lady Tortured, Poisoned Over Refusal To Join Fraternity by joedave(m): 12:43pm On Apr 21, 2015
sauceny:
Never knew cultism still existed in schools...
Which part of Nigeria you presently reside?

The angle to your question shows 'You never jam' as the
local parlance. Cultism is everywhere and has never gone anywhere.
Even outside school communities you see them, except maybe
in some remote villages.
PoliticsRe: Xenophobia: 6,000 Nigerians May Lose Their Jobs -MTN Nigeria by joedave(m): 11:57am On Apr 21, 2015
If they've spent $15bn on expanding their business can heythey
honestly tell the World how much ROI they've made in Nigeriaa
market which is by far the most profitable base of their
business enterprise anywhere in the world where they have branches.
Christianity EtcRe: Girl Gives Birth To Baby Boy In Oyo After Having Sex With Snake (photo) by joedave(m): 12:56pm On Apr 19, 2015
It is terribly shocking to see how several contributors to this
thread have continuously beat down the reality in this story.
Even the white people believe there are mysteries in this world
we live in. Or how do you explain when mermaid often come around
to sleep with her mortal lover in physical. A carnal mind may
may not easily understand spiritual things, but it doesn't
meaan it is non existent.


To you oh randy men that love kerewawa kerewa on almost
all things in Skirt, Remember that not all things that is
juicy is climbable.
Christianity EtcRe: Maharaj Ji Advises Buhari On How To Run His Government by joedave(m): 4:44pm On Apr 18, 2015
I think the same prophet prophesied against GMB.
Why not just leave it there for the masses to forget
and forgive the unprophetic charade of you and your types
than stoking a new ember of confusion called contribution by
you and your ilks.
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze gives Oba of Lagos 48 hours to withdraw threat to Igbos by joedave(m): 10:10am On Apr 07, 2015
ceejay80s:
By the time pdp will win lagos, u will see how agbaje will unseat him as oba of lagos, incase u don't know, a governor has every right to remove any oba from seat. Una eye go clear
Banishing a King by the government of the day is not a common
culture among the Yorubas, as a Kings are seen as the next in
command to the gods. Maybe in other tribes like the one you
represents can a Governor easily dethrone a King, not among
the Yorubas. And if the Governor does, he wont last his time.
This is no superstition Yoruba's dynasty is totally different.
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze gives Oba of Lagos 48 hours to withdraw threat to Igbos by joedave(m): 10:01am On Apr 07, 2015
Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] So as the Oba refuses to apologise and retracts his statement,it is important for all igbo to stay at alert against this imminient threat.Go to your nearest igbo gunrunner,stockpile arms,gird your loins and make fast to defend your markets and neighbourhoods....Your brothers from Ohaneze youth have your back, any deaths in this incitement you conceed will be avenged in all yoruba communities in all eastern states..
Don't be caught unawares,defend thy selves....
[/color]
Becareful of what you wish for. You may be the first victim!!!!!
PoliticsRe: 10 Governoship Candidate Step Down For Ambode In Lagos by joedave(m): 12:41pm On Apr 03, 2015
Seeeeeekem! Seeekem! Seeekem!

Any need to still conduct the election?

Let this also make history for being the first time
all Political Parties maybe including PDP, will endorse and appoint a rival
opponent on the eve of election, saying "No need to Vote, No Contest".

Just a jocular opinion any way!.
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Gubernatorial Debate Going On Now by joedave(m): 12:29pm On Apr 03, 2015
The Pendulum of Politicking is almost certain to change in Rivers
soon enough. The sudden re-awakening of electorates that Power
lies in their thumbs, no matter the influence from above as previously
witnessed last Saturday, is a reassurance.
PoliticsRe: I Will Not Congratulate General Buhari - Donald Ekpo by joedave(m): 12:05pm On Apr 03, 2015
This Donald Ekpo must be a clown. Those names he mentioned,
is he even sure if they actually voted for GEJ or decided to vote GMB.
Even wives and Husbands had to go separate ways in making choice.
It is so evident by what transpired in Aso villa Polling ward that not
everyone shouting GEJ till 2019, truly believe in him. Donald Ekpo, GMB
does not necessarily need your Congratulations! With or Without, he will lead
you and others till 2019 at least.
PoliticsRe: I’ll Lead Massive Campaign Against APC – Bode George by joedave(m): 10:42am On Apr 03, 2015
Hope you won't be disappointed in next Governorship election.
Because it will form the basis for your permanent exile.
PoliticsRe: APC Slams Alao-akala Over “sai Buhari-sai Akala” Posters by joedave(m): 9:18pm On Apr 02, 2015
Akala is using the perceived most potent tool to campaign at this important period.
Don't kill his spirit, even though he's an opponent, Publicly acclaiming and
endorsing an opposing team's 'Pride of Possession', is in itself a Political Hara kiri.
He's unknowingly technically campaigning for his APC opponent
PoliticsRe: Gani Adams Praises Buhari, Says He’s Nigeria’s Abraham Lincoln by joedave(m): 8:59pm On Apr 02, 2015
THANK YOU Uncle Gani! We will not throw away the Baby with the bath water by saying we dont appreciate your after-thought statements of commendation on 'The People's General' as even yourself calls GMB. However you did a lot to muffle the voice of yearnings of the masses on what they truly believe in by openly and secretly exercising thuggery and brigandage, intimidating many, while some may never be the same again. Whatever atom of credibility you and your outfit once had, Nigerians and to a narrow extent Yorubas, will hence view with critical circumspection and place same in annals of unforgettable display in the period of Nigeria's greatest Political evolution ever (2015 Election). Trust me, Yorubas do not forget in a hurry, both Heroes and Villains. To build a name is painstakingly rigorous but to destroy same is instantly ascertained.
PoliticsRe: Happening Now In Port Harcourt by joedave(m): 5:46pm On Apr 02, 2015
Why wont this OP try and be truthful? Atleast dont mislead the readers.
This is before the Presidential/National assembly election.
Not even Rivers, this is Imo State.
PoliticsRe: Twitter Fans Angrily Reply Dr. Reuben Abati. by joedave(m): 2:13am On Apr 02, 2015
It's a pity, Abati once well respected in the comity of intellectuals
have become a laughing stock all because of some plates of Poridge.
Let see where he will keep face henceforth.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Seeks Support For Buhari’s Wife by joedave(m): 12:06am On Apr 02, 2015
[quote author=tit post=32251382]Mama Peace,
i no gree.
i no follow you for this one ooo.
I can never ever ever ever follow aisha desperado!
the woman who fry akara by the roadside with 135 million naira in her panti.[/quote

Just that whom God has blessed, no man can curse.
The issue of GMB and AMB is that of "LIFE DRAMA..... Ori lo meni to ma la".
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Shaving Woman’ S Pubic Hair by joedave(m): 11:51pm On Apr 01, 2015
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
chipmunkey:
Does that mean I'm not allowed to shave my g.f's privates when she visits?
chipmunkey:
Does that mean I'm not allowed to shave my g.f's privates when she visits?
chipmunkey:
Does t
that mean I'm not allowed to shave my g.f's privates when she visits?
If you must shave your gf's "PH", you need her consent.
PoliticsEligibility Suit Against Gmb... Before The Verdict!!! by joedave(op): 10:23am On Mar 25, 2015
Without much ado, the judicial pronouncement on the eligibility of former Head of State of Nigeria, retired General Muhammadu Buhari will be known possibly in matter of hours from now. A group of concerned litigants instituted the suit immediately after the cessation of judicial workers strike and pray the court to disqualify the APC candidate before the Saturday march 28th Presidential election.

However, it is apt to surmise that an unsavoury pronouncement being peddled by rumour in the mill and said to be orchestrated vis a vis PDP dignitaries and some members of the judiciary, will no doubt act as a litmus test on the nation's nascent democracy and the much touted possible conflagration of Nigeria in 2015 as many International analysts and observers have earlier predicted.

It is yet to be comprehended, albeit intelligently (not beer-parlour talk), how a man who rose to the topmost echelon and prime position in the Nigerian Army and governance of the most populous black world, having garnered several certificates by attending many courses along the line both within and outside the country including US and Britain and many more, could not have had the basic of Secondary school certificate! Of course the law does not specify secondary school certificate but certificate in learning, which could be seen as expansive in scope and encompassing. Not deluding the attainment of such meagre certificate even when the school authority, represented by its present Principal, had came out to clear the air on such matter, to the extent of death threats being sent from various quarters to the Principal for being audacious, means there is more than meet the eye. In the parlance of certain folklores, I dare say that the drummer(s) who command the footsteps of these litigants and their sympathisers, may just be by the cornerside.

How this same collection of "progressive litigants" overlooked this same defendant's candidature and eligibleness in 2003, 2007 and of most recent against the same opponent in 2011, President Goodluck Jonathan, is a real world of mystery. Is it that the hoodoo of Muhammadu Buhari (pun intended) covering them has finally scaled off or that they have seen the handwriting of ominous defeat about to befall their interest, depending on the specifics of stake and affinity, then jolted to consciousness and thus will rather spread mats in front of an on coming train?

The Judge no doubt will have to put so many things into consideration before proclaiming a verdict either that would forever be a landmark in the history of the black world thus rendering the largest black nation in the world as the largest jokers where just anything is ignominiously possible OR rather amplify the opprobriousness of self-seekers and grant justice to the truly deserved, thereby reinstating the hope of the common man in the Judiciary as the 'Last Bastion of Hope'.
Anything short of forthrightness and elucidatory judgment will retroactively malign the personality of the Judge into perpetual infamy, case of June 12 gladiators e.g Maradona of Nigeria and Arthur Frank Nzeribe of the ABN are perpetual case study for students of Politics and History.

Nigerians both at home and in several walks of life, the proletarians, the pensioners, the peasants, the artisans, the students, the ageds and even the young ones, are all carefully waiting and watching on the angle the pendulum of the major Court decision before the Presidential election, will swing.

Of course we have witnessed the most reckless carnage bordering on terrorism first of it kind in Nigeria, though regionalized, yet we do not pray for further conflagration politicisingly, which can be monstrously costly, as presently, even brothers share different political affiliations and ideology a la "CHANGE" or "CONTINUITY", let alone tribe or religion which we have all been uncharacteristically divided upon.

No matter how spacious and nearer to the sun one might find an high tension cable, no one dare spread a wet garment onto it. Nigeria is going through a tensed moment already, May the eligibility




verdict spare us a safe landing!
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For indication of interest
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Business To BusinessRe: 50,000 Mt Of Ago Available @117+2 by joedave(m): 7:36am On Jul 31, 2012
eghehibor do your seller agree to what my buyer
requested, ie, buyer boards via tugboat and after
QQ remain on board to pay and either recharter if seller
agrees or negotiate own vessel quickly.
Report.........But confirm really.
Business To BusinessRe: AGO Available 5MT NNPC allocation by joedave(m): 7:26am On Jul 31, 2012
Do you consent to boarding my people expressly?
If yes then we can conclude this in less than 24hrs.
Send me your SPA if you are in the affirmative immediately.
Business To BusinessAgo 500k Mt On Fob For Sale On Long Term Contract by joedave(op):
Interested buyers should contact for immediate process
All required is LOI, and you get SCO to effect full offer.
A long contract with very attractive price and rewarding ROI
For details contact :08123586340
Seller is ready to honour Buyer's interest in any part of the world
Business minded Mandates Or Buyers are welcome.
Business To BusinessRe: 50,000 Mt Of Ago Available @117+2 by joedave(m):
Hi,
I will even need up to 100k MT but can start with what you have.
But will you board my buyer, he's got Tugboat and his
sc + Insp will remain aboard to give confirmation and
within an hour pays and if you want it may be rechartered or
buyer get own Vssl, willing to give indemnity.
Get back asap.
Business To BusinessRe: AGO Available 5MT NNPC allocation by joedave(m):
hi,
hope its pure?
I have a ready buyer for over 100k Mt but the procedure is
S/C + INSP gets ATB board and after Q/Q remains on board
to effect payment within 1hr and recharter or charter Vssl.
If you are ready,we are ready even with PF Bond.
Business To BusinessRe: Lpfo Allocation For Sale Urgently by joedave(op): 4:33am On Jul 30, 2012
I'm sorry guys not to have attended to you before now.
The Allocation is on two aspect, One is freshly assigned in
Buyer's name in @ most 72hrs,which you will confirm immediately
and it become a third party agreement coverage.
The second Allocation is already allotted and is to be sold out.

N:B The first option comes with product ie LPFO in lieu
what quantity allotted to you,the payment guarantees
product offer.
So let me know which your SERIOUS BUYER want.
Business To BusinessRe: Ago Delivery To Lagos Storage @ 120 From 5kmt by joedave(m):
mail the spa to me TODAY O,it actually took you a while to get to me.
AdvertsLpfo Ppmc Allocation For Sale Urgently by joedave(op):
The allocation is on offer to be re-assigned in buyer's
name immediately after confirmation of the
instrument BG/LC/BCL,and allocation is confirmable
in buyer's name in PPMC H/Q Abuja without any financial
upfront commitment. The two parties meet after bank
instrument is confirmed. No time killers,strictly for
serious business minded individual. cal: 08123586340
Business To BusinessPms 10k Mt Needed On Tank Farm Urgently by joedave(op):
We need immediate delivery of PMS 10k MT to Lagos
farm,we will appreciate prompt response.

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