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Politics › Re: We Lost 350 Members, 834 Cattle In 3 Months To Plateau Killings –fulani Groups by JoeEeL(m): 9:21pm On Jan 08, 2024
THEM DON DEH CONFESS..


I THOUGHT D BASTARD FULANIS ON TWITTER WERE LYING THAT IT WAS D PLATEAUS KILLING THEMSELVES?

THESE GUYS CAN LIE FOR AFRICA. NA THEM FULL APC.

JIHAD PEOPLE THEM.
NYSC › Re: Bandits Kill Obaje Saidu, Corps Member On His Way To Katsina For Clearance by JoeEeL(m): 8:49pm On Jan 08, 2024
apostle96:
May his soul rest in perfect peace. Amen.
Nigerians and prayers that don't pass their ceilings.

Whats d solution to all these mr. man?

Why praying as if u don't know it would stil happen to another person tomorrow?

Or u want to simply keep praying while we keep dying?
NYSC › Re: Bandits Kill Obaje Saidu, Corps Member On His Way To Katsina For Clearance by JoeEeL(m): 8:02pm On Jan 08, 2024
suleimanshehu:
Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi rajiun, May his soul rest in peace. May Allah bring an end to all precarious security situations Nigeria, and the world over especially to Palestine among others.
Ur problem is generational.
NYSC › Re: Bandits Kill Obaje Saidu, Corps Member On His Way To Katsina For Clearance by JoeEeL(m): 5:26pm On Jan 08, 2024
IF I CARE MAKE I BEND

I SAY ITS TIME TO DIVIDE NIGERIA, UNA SAY NA ONE NIGERIA

WHATEVER U SEE, U TAKE. WETIN CONSINE ME?
Travel › Re: Beware Of Phone Browsing History When Traveling by JoeEeL(m): 4:55pm On Jan 08, 2024
SoNature:
That's a lie. They just see Nigerians as dubious people because most of us truly are.
You people play too much.

Romance › Re: Is This Considered As Cheating? by JoeEeL(m): 3:54pm On Jan 08, 2024
Are u talking about urself bro? wink

Careful careful bro.

Na like person wey never rob but e don buy gun for house put.
Family › Re: If You Used These Perfumes And You're Not Married Hmmmm... by JoeEeL(m): 2:00pm On Jan 08, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
Na Dem dey reign now na angry
Lol, didnt say they're old na.

Wehtin consine me and OP post? grin

Abi u deh fear cos u neva marry, abi wehtin be d problem? grin
Family › Re: If You Used These Perfumes And You're Not Married Hmmmm... by JoeEeL(m): 11:07am On Jan 08, 2024
What of Smart Collection?

I need those perfumes, jeez.
Politics › Re: One Way: Soldiers Rant, Fault Arrest Of Errant Colleague by JoeEeL(m): 11:02am On Jan 08, 2024
WHEN HE WAS USING YOU TO SHOOT ENDSARS PROTESTERS, U FORGOT MA KAN MA KAN L'OYE KAN ABI?

U silly soldiers will not go and rescue the Bokkos, Mangu and Birkin Ladi in Plateau that are nearly annihilated by fulani terrorsts.

Anyway, both you the soldiers o, the governor o, and even you the reader... are all mad.
Christianity Etc › Re: Maintain Territory! - Becky Enenche Tells Women (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 7:52am On Jan 08, 2024
GUNITGuy:
My Bro open any thing Nigeria on Face book it's 99percent man woman thing....The world is Talking A.I, Fulani herdsmen, Fundamentalism, Rising unemployment, Exploitation of the African Continent to the detriment of future Generations....It's about maintaining "Territories in your Husband's office" is our Priority when will we wake up!!!
Bro, I'm fed up. U know, the character of a typical black 9jerian is making me see reasons why we were easily captured as slaves and captured mostly from territories we know today as nigeria.
Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buari Welcomes Fifth Child by JoeEeL(m): 10:18pm On Jan 07, 2024
Ustec:
Ice what again?
lol

berg slim
Christianity Etc › Re: Maintain Territory! - Becky Enenche Tells Women (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 9:34pm On Jan 07, 2024
FULANI ISLAMIC TERRORSTS ARE OVERTAKING THE LAND OF YOUR ANCESTORS IN THAT MIDDLE BELT YOU ARE IN,

YET YOU ARE SAYING WOMEN SHOULD MAINTAIN TERRITORY BY VISITING THEIR HUSBANDS IN THEIR OFFICES.


What is you peoples' priority in this life? What sort of human beings are black 9jerians? Invaders from all across d sahel are firmly in ur bushes planning a next attack that will leave hundreds dead, yet you are under AC saying maintain territory.

I even thought the 'maintain territory' was a form of warfare method to defend against the invaders, not knowing it's another typical sermon for d sheep. Are this people sure they know what time it is?

Am I the one that is mad or everyone in this godforsaken country is just bumbling mad, for crying out loud?!!
Crime › Re: FCT Residents Live In Fear As Insecurity Worsens by JoeEeL(m): 8:51pm On Jan 07, 2024
Bendeco2020:
They should specify the area in fear or with insecurity abeg.

Most of these insecurity are in outskirts of the town. Since I relocated to Abj on August 2023, I have not met two people fighting talkless of bandits here in Life camp.
So because people live in outskirts, they can die abi or submit themselves for kidnap?

Wait, I dont even get it. Must all have to move to the interior or what? And when everyone moves to the interior, what happens next? U dont think d terrorists will move in?

The kind of extremely dumb comments I come across on nl sometimes almost sends me into deactivating my account.

Crime › Re: FCT Residents Live In Fear As Insecurity Worsens by JoeEeL(m): 8:49pm On Jan 07, 2024
Ikaeniyan0:
The same FCT an IPOBdient is telling me is safer than Lagos?
A dull comment
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Kwari Yobe, Kills Pastor Luka Levong, 13 Others; Burns Church by JoeEeL(m): 10:46pm On Jan 06, 2024
kettykin:
I have been to Geidam a number of times, it is a border town to Niger , if plateau can't defend themselves then Geidam Christians should just not try anything but leave . GEIDAM Is too isolated. It a very key town but isolated from the rest of cities like Damaturu. Maiduguri, potiskum and Hadejia
U just talk leave and leave. Is this how spineless and weak blacks are?

So people can't stand and fight for their ancestral lands anymore? Just get killed and the rest leave? Leave to where exactly? Who has space to keep absorbing people not man enough to confront invaders?

Love ur lands to death.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Kwari Yobe, Kills Pastor Luka Levong, 13 Others; Burns Church by JoeEeL(m): 10:06pm On Jan 06, 2024
kettykin:
Chai, Geidam used to be very peaceful, Christians that axis need a lot of wisdom, like worshipping in small cell units or relocating to safer abodes, the north is reaching its elastic limits very soon
No advice on self-defence or on building strong network of people of similar faith or freeborn progressive-minded people.

All u can think of is worship in smaller cell units. And u termed this part of "a lot of wisdom". Kai, who do us this thing?
Politics › Re: Villagers Flee As Bandits Overwhelm Amotekun In Parts Of Ondo by JoeEeL(m): 9:47pm On Jan 06, 2024
Onogiede:
an average western don't actually have fighting spirit on like Niger Delta such as Edo blood, Delta an others southern,..I know what we use use their eye see that year
Don't underestimate them though. I doubt any tribe in that nigeria has fought more inter-tribally like my tribe o, no joke. We used to fight way too much before our elders made a very deliberate attempt to end our intertribal wars in the very late 1800's. Google the Kiriji war.

They've been comfortable in the stupid union called nigeria for a very long time. That's why.

Only new calamities can rekindle their fighting spirit.
Politics › Re: A VERY VERY Wrong Time To Be An Adult In Nigeria by JoeEeL(m): 9:15pm On Jan 06, 2024
Alphamentips:
If no be for money wetin wan carry me come Lagos?. I try to focus on what will bring the money as against focusing on the money directly
And inflation doubles the rate at which u make ur money? What then becomes of ur money?
Or you use your money to begin an agro business then foulani terrorists invade ur business?
Or you're kidnapped on the road with your money by boko haram?
Or waylaid by nigerian police force and ascribed as an online fraudster and forced to transfer your "money made" from lagos at gunpoint?

Then what good is your money?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Kwari Yobe, Kills Pastor Luka Levong, 13 Others; Burns Church by JoeEeL(m): 8:04pm On Jan 06, 2024
CodeTemplar:
They have resumed with churches again. May the fire of God speedily locate these senseless creatures.
fire of god my foot. north wey dem don islamise finish, u dey shout fire of god.

When they were islamising lebanon that was 90% xtians before, where ur fire of god dey?

Typical black man nigerian. Using fire of god to mask their cowardice and spinelessness.

The jihadists are men like you with boots on d ground... u sef put boot on d ground and match man for man, or just keep quiet and accept ur condition as a conquered slave. No dey gaslight us with fire of god abegi. undecided
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Kwari Yobe, Kills Pastor Luka Levong, 13 Others; Burns Church by JoeEeL(m): 7:40pm On Jan 06, 2024
Tochi3:
The dividends of a MU-MU ticket..if you expect a different dividend...you are a stark gullible fool as a normal human..

May the dead RIP
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Kwari Yobe, Kills Pastor Luka Levong, 13 Others; Burns Church by JoeEeL(m): 7:24pm On Jan 06, 2024
Juniorangel:
And the North continues to burn.... When will all this end. Northerners when ever you decide to stop the killings the rest of the country will stand solidly behind you
Weak southerner or middle-belter. This is how they sound.

You can't even make a stand that you must retribute for the number of lives they've wasted all across the country.

So if they decide to stop today, u'll just decide to begin smiling with them cheesily, like this cheesy

Then ure weak, exhibit signs of a submitted-slave, and your entire existence is only subject to that of the terrorsts! undecided

Weak, docile cowards everywhere! They love their meaningless miserable lives so dearly and in the end still end up losing it. undecided undecided
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Kwari Yobe, Kills Pastor Luka Levong, 13 Others; Burns Church by JoeEeL(m): 7:19pm On Jan 06, 2024
IF YOU ARE LISTENING TO PEOPLE LIKE VERYDARKMAN TRYING TO SWAY UR MIND FROM THE ISLAMIC JIHAD GOING ON SYSTEMATICALLYY IN NIGERIA TO ONLY MINING EARTH MATERIALS...

THEN UR STUPIDITY DESERVES D ONGOING CALAMITY.

I DON'T FEEL FOR NIGERIAN XTIANS ANYMORE. IF U FOLLOW AN IDEOLOGY THAT TURNS U INTO A SHEEP OR A SITTING DUCK... THEN GOOD LUCK!
Politics › Re: Villagers Flee As Bandits Overwhelm Amotekun In Parts Of Ondo by JoeEeL(m): 7:17pm On Jan 06, 2024
sanya4good:
Is that so?
Ehen?

Which cows were Yorubas in Ilorin eating when they lost their town to Alimi, a soldier of the Sokoto fulani caliphate in the 18th century.
Politics › Re: A VERY VERY Wrong Time To Be An Adult In Nigeria by JoeEeL(m): 7:05pm On Jan 06, 2024
2aces:
This is hilarious but very true about the situation of things we are forced to accept in this country.
The moment you understand the Nigerian situation is "all man for himself" the faster you will begin to regain your sanity and start figuring your way up.
You were NOT forced.

Nigerians, spineless weak bstards, always relieve themselves of responsibilties to fight for freedom.

Everyone does so except bstard nigerians who know nothing except exchanging in tribal banter.
Politics › Re: A VERY VERY Wrong Time To Be An Adult In Nigeria by JoeEeL(m): 6:55pm On Jan 06, 2024
hakeemhakeem:
Work and pray that the time should be yours, since the existence of humans some people complain while others leave large.take or leave it there will always be struggling people on earth in ramifications.Atiku has been struggling to be the president of the nation for decades and bat in single attempts got it likewise a new graduate fully employed and someone that graduated before his/she got out of high school is unemployed
Ur mentality is why nigeria MUST continue being the way it is. To punish 9 out of 10 people like u... until ur reasoning resets properly.
Politics › Re: Villagers Flee As Bandits Overwhelm Amotekun In Parts Of Ondo by JoeEeL(m): 6:28pm On Jan 06, 2024
Cruzmaster:
Exactly. They won't dare come in. Not now ESN are blood thirsty 🤣🤣🤣 Meanwhile in South West, we urge all Yorubas to go about their normal business because fulani herdsman and Yorubas are like husband and wife. Where are the cows? Where are the villages 😂😂😂
We deserve the insult and even more. Please insult us more.

Some of my people are completely dumb! Very stupid and lethargic people. Huge population for almost nothing!

Fulani with little population but have their gameplan and stick to it, they deseve whatever they get.

We are in a world of systematic conquest and exploitation. Fulani thrives in it... but some hopelessly foolish yorubas on twitter were sharing a meme in which yorubas and fulanis were sitting ontop d world like astronauts and partners.

Serves them right. Political sophistication my foot! Anybody wey ask me for money this period, Ogun lakaye go punish am!
Politics › Re: Villagers Flee As Bandits Overwhelm Amotekun In Parts Of Ondo by JoeEeL(m): 6:23pm On Jan 06, 2024
I AM YORUBA AND WILL NEVER PITY ANYONE AGAIN.

NO PITY.

NIGERIANS ARE THE MOST STUPID SET OF PEOPLE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE AND WHATEVER THE FULANIS DO TO THEM, THEY DESERVE IT.

FULANI NOT UP TO 1% OF THE POPULATION IS GOING ABOUT GRABBING LANDS AND MANOEUVERING THE PEOPLE AND D FOOLS WILL STILL BE SHOUTING ONE-NIGERIA.

UNA BUSINESS BE THAT. NO WONDER SLAVES WHERE FROM NIGERIA ALL OVER D WORLD. LAND OF SLAVES. AND THEY WILL BE THINKING THEY ARE SMART. NA WEHTIN DEY PAIN ME PASS.
Politics › Re: Villagers Flee As Bandits Overwhelm Amotekun In Parts Of Ondo by JoeEeL(m): 6:17pm On Jan 06, 2024
Fapemz:
cry

As long as we continue to eat cow meat, our trouble may likely continue.............


shocked
Which cow meat were hausas eating when terrorist dan fodio cleansed 10% of their population in 1804?
Politics › Re: A VERY VERY Wrong Time To Be An Adult In Nigeria by JoeEeL(m): 4:45pm On Jan 06, 2024
Alphamentips:
I try to Focus on the solutions more because the problem yapa !

How do one escape the rat race? Have enof bar then comot this country because imagine how bad e go dey in the next 3 to 4 years following this trend.

The Nigerian money come dey lose value dey cancel out all your gains. Finally them say illegal pay pass (but not always true)

No risk. No reward.
I go find more ways to do something wey go bring the money by nature's energy. Ani dubem
What a comment. So the final solution to a typical nigerian's problem is "something wey go bring the money"...

Una suffer never start. U guys' thinking is too basic.
Politics › Re: A VERY VERY Wrong Time To Be An Adult In Nigeria by JoeEeL(m): 4:39pm On Jan 06, 2024
Lol, the same people that used to mock us when we were predicting una situation several years ago are now in full-throttle lamentation.

Haha.

Some of these people here mocked Kanu and Igboho, especially Kanu. So no pity for them! They would never learn.

Wrong time to be an adult in nigeria? But ur foreign holy book says you are "born again" na. So you're newborn. You're just in this world but not of this world.

When apc hammer better shege enter una head, una brain go reset. grin

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