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Politics › Re: Terrorists Kill Six Traders In Katsina by JoeEeL(m): 7:22am On Jan 06, 2024
markidoo:
Which kind wahala for Nigeria?
Every day bodies keep piling up...
U sure say we still be 200 million so?
Politics › Re: Terrorists Kill Six Traders In Katsina by JoeEeL(m): 7:21am On Jan 06, 2024
Odin13:
Tinubu if not careful might be stoned... especially in his Northwest political base.

Is just time
Lol, those people are spineless.

Sebi after all d calamity of the buhari impostor, hin still use leg enter daura to inspect hin 150 gay cows?
Politics › Re: Terrorists Kill Six Traders In Katsina by JoeEeL(m): 7:20am On Jan 06, 2024
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ambazonian Liberation Forces Chased Cameroonian Military Away (Video, Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 4:37pm On Jan 04, 2024
CONFAMD.

See what forceful border drawings from Berlin has caused the lives of indigenous peoples.

The enemies gathered to pluder africa, and in the world wars 1 and 2... they killed each other massively.

They will still pay for their crimes in future. We watch.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ambazonian Liberation Forces Chased Cameroonian Military Away (Video, Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 4:36pm On Jan 04, 2024
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Politics › Re: Plateau Killings: Nigerians Have The Right To Bear Arms In Self Defence – Falana by JoeEeL(m): 6:48pm On Jan 03, 2024
IN OTHER WORDS, NNAMDI KANU WAS ALWAYS RIGHT.

SUBLIMINAL FROM U SIR FALANA D BOSS.


FULANI GO SEE MADNESS, EMI WON YIO BO.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Lady "Wows" Interviewer With Her Perfect English Speaking Skills (Vid) by JoeEeL(m): 2:26pm On Jan 03, 2024
I don't even know what to say.
Travel › Re: Japa: UK Stops Nigerian Students, Others From Bringing Dependants. by JoeEeL(m): 11:16pm On Jan 02, 2024
Mayplays:
A country that was founded with too many different tribes or ethnicities will always have issues like this… The country has too many different set of people for us to feel togetherness

America and India is an example
Thx sis. Loved ur replies all thru
Travel › Re: Japa: UK Stops Nigerian Students, Others From Bringing Dependants. by JoeEeL(m): 11:16pm On Jan 02, 2024
EconFinance:
Interesting point of view
Thnks so much
Travel › Re: Japa: UK Stops Nigerian Students, Others From Bringing Dependants. by JoeEeL(m): 5:49pm On Jan 02, 2024
Mayplays:
Exactly! Imagine the citizens of such countries reading those comments and they do!

You now want to go there and look them in the face even claim right ontop? Why are we so loud mouthed and extremely foolish in this country? No orientation, manners or etiquette in any form. We just act like animals. Well they say the emptiest barrels make the loudest noise so it makes sense

To be honest I am bitter that I was born Nigerian because I am not the type to deny who I am no matter what it looks like
See this babe o

So na that one dey pain u? U never see anything

Go twitter na. Go and see what fulanis are doing to the people of Plateau and Southern Kaduna, and by extension to the Igbos.

Then go and behold what Igbos and Yorubas are doing to themselves.

It doesn't end there o. Even Edo sef dey clash with Yoruba esp. after d election, con pause, con dey clash with Igbos

After this guy's saga, Dokubo, na Igbo and Ijaw been dey clash (but now reduced).

Mehn, its shameful.

But as for me o, I only get problem with one set of people: and that's fulani terrorists. Or anyone that kills in the name of their god. I won't stop battering or bantering them sha. Make me confess. cheesy
Travel › Re: Japa: UK Stops Nigerian Students, Others From Bringing Dependants. by JoeEeL(m): 5:37pm On Jan 02, 2024
Mayplays:
The same person kept replying that if that one no work them go enter another one, the fact that I share a passport with people that brag about leaving their country for others hurts me so deep, sometimes I tear up and wish I was from another African nation

You don’t see other Africans embarrassing themselves like this, we are everywhere like cockroaches, like our nation is war torn

If I were the citizen of such countries reading those comments, my blood would boil and I would treat every Nigerian I come across as a nonentity unapologetically

Imagine some extremely poor country joking on their sites that they will soon enter Nigeria and act like they own the place, it is so extremely annoying
Very annoying to be honest. To be honest, there are citizens of other countries who also find the slightest chance to leave their home country.
But d manner in which it is done is more discreet and mature. But menh, u need to see nigerians online like flies.

They lie in wait for any first- or second-year nigerian immigrant in mostly UK, Canada and U.S.A that shoots a video highlighting how it's not all rosy outside and a formidable home country is necessary. Usually they start with a disclaimer that they're not discouraging anyone from coming and sometimes highlight that after recouping all their investment in traveling out, they'll return. Some would say they have regrets already

But trust nigerians in d comment section:

1. "Come back, make another person go"
2. "Even if it snows 365 days, I go come"
3. "I no mind even if I wash oyinbo yansh for money"
4. "I rather clean toilets in UK than be a CEO in this country"

And other embarrassing stuff. If you tell these same nigerians talking so irritably that we should carry out a revolution to fight for a change, they are still the same people that will start to support their corrupt politicians.

As one of my fond presenters used to say "Nigerians love their oppressors differently". Tbh, they just dont know where is paining them.
Travel › Re: Japa: UK Stops Nigerian Students, Others From Bringing Dependants. by JoeEeL(m): 4:05pm On Jan 02, 2024
Mayplays:
Most embarrassing set of people on Earth
We are seriously an embarrassing people to be honest.

A mad man from Usa wil be respected overseas because one's prestige from home rubs on him.

If where we come from is in tatters, no matter how we succeed on independent levels outside d country, that respect, honour and prestige, we will never earn it.
Travel › Re: Japa: UK Stops Nigerian Students, Others From Bringing Dependants. by JoeEeL(m): 4:03pm On Jan 02, 2024
LudaChriz:
Nigerians should start moving to Benin republic at least there is safe
So fulani terrorists will now fully settle in our ancestral lands. No way.

U sure say u no be fulani?
Family › Re: Why Ladies Refuse To Build With Guys !! by JoeEeL(m): 12:21pm On Jan 02, 2024
So even in cartoons now, the norm is for women to keep exposing the top half of their breassts?
Nairaland General › Re: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by JoeEeL(m):
Lemos14:
bolded is not necessary. will money be added to your account after knowing that someone edited their comment?
The guy quoting me is an idiot.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Willl Get Hotter Before Cooling – Pastor Adeboye by JoeEeL(m): 9:14pm On Jan 01, 2024
Austineva:
my vawulent Boss 😂😂😂
E be like say you don carry vawulence enter this 2024😂😂😂. Calm down make you no come provoke the hottest cos it is still too early 😂
Don't mind me, my awesome Brother. It's all joke.
Happy New Year! More prosperous life, my Odogwu ✊
My brother, I dey para gan.

"Para" and "shoot" ==> Parachute mode na hin ur boy dey.

E get some things wey dis man dey talk wey dey vex me sometimes. The one wey hin talk say if u no tithe, na hell straight. But that one don tay (2016). But this hin recent one wey hin talk say hin go colorado, snow suspend, heat come, and the one wey hin talk say "nigeria keeps standing even if people think it will break"... na hin just dey pepper my body.

Annoying pastor. angry
Nairaland General › Re: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by JoeEeL(m):
Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I'm pleased to wish you a Happy New Year!!

2024 will be the year of Nairaland's resurgence. I will face Nairaland squarely like I used to before the discouraging Data Loss Incident of 2014. I will hire more hands to help us to improve Nairaland.

The problems of Nairaland that we should have solved years ago will be solved.

* We will defeat tribalists, trolls, & spammers.
* We will complete our advertising platform.
* We will improve the UI and UX.
* Home page topics will be educative & fresh.

However, I must warn you that things will get worse before they get better. Please stand with us and fight for u as Nairaland faces the tough challenges of 2024, which have already started.

Happy New Year and thanks for using Nairaland!

Seun Osewa,
Nairaland's Founder.
See ur mouth.

I will only take u serious when u ban that govt sponsored bot manna guy and his alternative account called NLPolice-woman he uses to hound other commenters.

- You should introduce a block button to never see disgusting people's comments again
- You also can introduce a feature like a 'friend/foe' mechanism to be able to track people who have once quoted so u can remember if u like them or not
- Introduce a 'dislike' button or thumbs down button.
- Introduce a re-notification when someone edits a comment on a quote
Foreign Affairs › Re: War On Gaza: Israeli Protesters Demand Netanyahu’s Resignation by JoeEeL(m): 7:17pm On Jan 01, 2024
Where are the pictures and videos of the "thousands"?

Who takes anything coming from Daily Trust, an islamic paper, serious?
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Willl Get Hotter Before Cooling – Pastor Adeboye by JoeEeL(m): 2:04pm On Jan 01, 2024
NO SIR. IT WILL GET LUKEWARM BEFORE PARBOILING

BETTA GEDDIFOK OUTTA HERE...

U THINK WE ARE RELIGIO-DUMB PSYCHO LIKE UR SHEEP??

Celebrities › Re: Davido & Olamide Brought Out Gov Sanwo Olu To Dance & Perform Live On Stage by JoeEeL(m): 12:43pm On Jan 01, 2024
Olamide is always on the side of the politicians and oppressors and is never on d side of d masses.

The same davido that was shouting #EndSARS is the same with the same point-and-k|ll governor.

Anyway, nigerians deserve d leaders they get. In the end, all of una b d same. Peace out.
Politics › Re: Terrorists Deposited Arms Ahead Of Attacks On Plateau Communities, Says Senator by JoeEeL(m):
The body language of the so-called senate already shows compromise.

Who do the foolish people think they are deceiving? South-East is just a fraction of the size to so much middle-belt regions, yet why are so much soldiers there?

Why is the self-deceiving COAS always mentioning simon ekpa in conferences? What's the oju aye for? undecided You distribute so many checking points and soldiers in Igbo land and leave regions in the north free.

Imagine a whole 400 attackers attacking for about 24 hrs and NOT one was apprehended. This has kept happening and happening and happening AND YOU MUST BE A BIG FOOL TO NOT KNOW THAT THE ARMY AND THE POLICE IN THE NORTH ARE INVOLVED.

They even may be part of the attackers.

Politics › Re: Terrorists Deposited Arms Ahead Of Attacks On Plateau Communities, Says Senator by JoeEeL(m): 11:58am On Jan 01, 2024
IN YEAR 2020, DURING THE LOCKDOWN, WE SAW SCORES OF LEAKED VIDEOS OF THESE FULANI TERRORISTS STOPPED IN TRAVELING VEHICLES MOVING WEAPONS.

I dont understand nigerians. What were they thinking all these weapons were for? To hunt animals abi? grin

What beats my imagination was how in 2023 they came out in vigour for their elections in defence and continuation of one nigeria, forgetting where all these stockpiled arms were going.

Your memories are short like a jellyfish's. You do not properly piece things together to see the bigger picture. You don't interpret threats properly. You are comfortable as subdued slaves. What happened in Jos has seen no end and will spread further to the south.
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG 2024 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye. by JoeEeL(m): 11:33am On Jan 01, 2024
IN YEAR 2024, U GUYS STILL DO THIS NONSENSE?!
Events › Re: Bridegroom Escapes Through The Bush During Wedding Ceremony In Imo State by JoeEeL(m): 11:33am On Jan 01, 2024
Omoo.

I now see why married men tend to cheat. It's not because they just want to be unfaithful, but the amount of load and expenses they bear already makes the union seriously disadvantaged as far as they're concerned.

You don't expect an even playground when one partner invests (suffers) more, while the other just contributes little to nothing.

So after all the suffering, a woman will now want her man to be loyal abi?

Omo, I still dey reconsider this thing... E no make sense at all. What makes it worse is that most women of today sef have been over-fukcingly used. Now imagine sinking serious funds in d name of marriage ontop women. Only a virgin can worth it somehow sha... as for the rest pftttt....
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits IDP Camps In Bokkos & Barkin-ladi LGAs, donates N5 Million by JoeEeL(m): 7:49am On Jan 01, 2024
Cromagnon:
Hmmm





I see





but what about Americans or British second generation immigrants? Lots of Asian Americans and African Americans, nobody remembers the native Americans o
But I get what you're Saying, majority carrier the indigenousness





abroad Just like they're doing now
See akeRedolu saga





in all African countries except maybe Botswana





they can do same once we scatter and now you can't cross Abuja borders or Lagos borders or Ghana border





gra will never be with the masses. Same problem. If we can't march on local govt chairmen now we will not march on state capitals





actually we can
We just choose not to and to be distracted by tribe





why would they, predators do not eat their own





smart propaganda on their Part
Yoruba and igbo need to learn how to head that off next time





Gbam
We never suffer Reach





we will now further divide into Ife modakeke and mbaise caste
Trust me tribalism is built into our DNA since the Tower of Babylon





then why do we Have so many kings and not just one like England or Spain or Thailand





you can thank the British for federal character self destruct sequence exploit





no we won't
Same ppl same results
Ask equatorial guinea or Gambia or Liberia or Haiti
All are smaller have borders and still sabotage themselves

Interesting. Read all this with a smirk. Kudos.
Politics › Re: Amotekun’s Many Battles With Herdsmen, Bandits by JoeEeL(m): 10:16am On Dec 31, 2023
Olachase:
Those guys are really trying

I swear that 4000 killing na pure lie

Buh it's good they said this so there request can be granted on time from the federal government
Eni kan lo mo.
Politics › Re: Amotekun’s Many Battles With Herdsmen, Bandits by JoeEeL(m): 10:16am On Dec 31, 2023
rxmusa:
This is what we in the North also need.
Are u serious?

Which north? You mean core north or middle-belt?
Politics › Re: Amotekun’s Many Battles With Herdsmen, Bandits by JoeEeL(m): 10:14am On Dec 31, 2023
happney65:
If late Rotimi Akeredolu didn't stand up to those bullies, the SW would have been like the North. But he did with support from omoluabi Govornors like Seyi Makinde and today we are better off.

But you see those Yoruba bastards especially those Ronu people. They condemned Amotekun and other non state actors like Sunday Igboho who stood up to the occasion.

They called Sunday all types of names. Because they didn't want to offend Buhari. Our people were killed yet Tinubu could only open his mouth and say "Where are the cows"

So when I see them only opening their useless mouths on SM doing Yoruba versus Igbo fight, I know they are nothing but cowards. Their penis gets an erection when it comes to online fights,but the offline and physical deaths,you see them going to hide.

Bunch of cowards

Today,It is only Lagos that has no single Amotekun force despite being a signatory to the force in Ibadan all because they don't want to offend their paymasters from the North

If tommorow, we are having State police, The SW region has one already that will just be upgraded.

The Punch should come and visit the Oyo state Amotekun force that is the most funded in the South West

Last time,Seyi makinde bought a 100 JAC trucks for them to enable them work better and gave 5Million each to families of late Amotekun officers

May the soul of Amotekun Field Marshall Arakunrin Rotimi Akeredolu continue to rest in peace

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/makinde-gives-100-vehicles-to-amotekun/%3famp
D ronu baststards "on your pampers we shall shat"... These guys have dragged filth and shame to the Yorubas.

I feel ashamed when I visit twitter. Jeez.
Politics › Re: Amotekun’s Many Battles With Herdsmen, Bandits by JoeEeL(m): 10:13am On Dec 31, 2023
Adrian9:
Despite the constant change in tactics, it didn’t look like the security outfit was any close to arresting any herdsmen. The cows kept exploring further into the forest and they ate crops on farms found along the way as they were led by invincible herders.
Does this mean failure or is it just me? And the government is still treating them like Kings. SHAME
It's a controlled publication. They will not tell you other narratives of Amotekun personnel that lost their lives or the number of herdsmen they've killed and buried without trace in d forests.

This is just a shallow story. Most will surely be classified.

I still dont rate Amotekun highly. I consider them average.
Politics › Re: Amotekun’s Many Battles With Herdsmen, Bandits by JoeEeL(m): 9:56am On Dec 31, 2023
I DONT RESPECT YORUBA GOVERNORS BUT FOR THIS AMOTEKUN INITIATIVE IS WHY I HAVE IMMENSE RESPECT FOR ARAKUNRIN AKEREDOLU.

I KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS WHO WORKED UNDER-G TO MAKE IT WORK AND POLITICS CAN BE COMPLICATED SOMETIMES.

BUT THE BOLDNESS AND DARE-DEVIL APPROACH OF AKEREDOLU, DESPITE HIS HEALTH CHALLENGES A FEW YEARS AGO, AND MY OTHER GUY, MR YINKA ODUMAKIN ARE MY REAL - G'S

I USE THIS SPACE TO PAY HOMAGE TO YOU BOTH. REST IN POWER MY MEN. kiss kiss

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits IDP Camps In Bokkos & Barkin-ladi LGAs, donates N5 Million by JoeEeL(m): 7:22am On Dec 31, 2023
Realtruth2023:
Which Yoruba kingdom flourished? Oyo empire was already in a state of decline at the time the british came. So many slinter states like Ibadan rose from the ruins, please stop twisting history abeg
Mr Man, stop talking like someone whose head is just coming out of a textbook.

In decline means the confederating states under the empire were agitating for lesser control and more freedom. Mainly Ekitis and the Ijeshas and Yorubas of the Eastern region but the one that takes the notorious mantle is Ilorin which was northwards.

This decline led to a gentler form of self-agitation which sometimes developed into war.

But there was no hunger in our land.
Our women were not prostitutes.
Our boys were not gamblers or fraudsters.
The Omoluabi principle was very much intact.
We didn't have Yoruba beggars on the streets.


But what do we have today?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits IDP Camps In Bokkos & Barkin-ladi LGAs, donates N5 Million by JoeEeL(m): 5:56am On Dec 31, 2023
Cromagnon:
is it not the same useless governors that will become new presidents of these new communities?





Fulani have never had significant numbers
What they have is will which is what conquered ppl lack




so if someone has children in a place are those children not indigenous?

Having a children in a place does not make one indigenous. You are only indigenous to a place if by history you are the oldest tribe / race occupying that land or you are the first settlers.

This is the exact reason Israel doesn't care what Palestine's been saying. Palestine says they've been giving birth and living there for hundreds of years...but Israel claims its his own lands because they fled persecution way before the Palestines set foot.

It's the same thing with Fulani. No matter how much they wanna kill in northern lands, if Hausas rise up one day, the fulanis must exit cos they are not indigenous to Hausa lands. Igbos gave birth in the north, why were they killed and chased away? Why didn't they claim indigenousness?

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As for telling me this "is it not the same useless governors that will become new presidents of these new communities?"... Well, what will be their hiding place?

First, in current nigeria, the criminal misleaders have a free way. After looting, they can live in the center, Abuja, and send soldiers to halt any uprising. They do not chiefly stay with the people most of the time, thereby, being disconnected from the roots.

Second, from #EndSARS people should have sense by now. A big country like this with primitive people cannot causatively pursue a goal because of tribal inclinations. Did u see hausa or fulani protesting for end sars, no. When Igbos and Yorubas were, didn't they turn it on the head that Igbos want to destroy Yoruba property? An effective revolution or uprising is hardly ever possible because the people are not one. And live in suspicion of one another.

But in a purely Igbo or Yoruba country, when the politicians begin to mess up and there's time for him to answer to their remonstrations, the homogeneity is enough to effect changes quickly.

Also, Yoruba kingdom flourished far better when we were not in nigeria, than after we joined.

Again, in current nigeria, our definition of life differs from people to people. I, do not feel comfortable with people of d north who hardly care about schooling, except arabic / islamic schooling. Then they now make up d numbers in d country security architecture, where they have inclination to fanatic religious teachings like jihad and expansionism ideas. God punish me if I believe in such a union. It means I'm brain dead.

Finally, we will have new borders and less tendency for sabotage in a new country. And the small country, all else equal, the better it can be governed, especially considering the case of a black man.

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