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Politics › Re: Senate Says It Is Ready To Amend Nigerian Constitution To Okay State Police by JoeEeL(m): 12:27pm On Feb 18, 2024
Ohraykon:
lagbaja police oga? Which igbo you dey smoke? Person wey be Army 🪖 oga!!!
Haha, na mistake. But u get d point, don't u? cheesy
Politics › Re: Senate Says It Is Ready To Amend Nigerian Constitution To Okay State Police by JoeEeL(m): 12:26pm On Feb 18, 2024
Kay17:
When you write laws, it is great that you are able to articulate the good intention behind state police and the hopes legislation should bring to life. However, you should also imagine the possible wrongs and dangers agents can bring. For one, state police will likely be abused by governors who are unchecked by their respective houses of assembly. But this risk is outweighed by the security crisis. Another is the that state police may become catalyst for trial conflicts. Will Benue state police victimize the Funlani communities in that state? Will Kano state police victimize Christians?

Finally, the issue of funding has to be addressed. If the state police will not be adequately funded, why bother?
In Yoruba land, Amotekun is a model already. We do not record as much abuse by the governors. The governors already have their thugs they use for bad intentions anyways, and no one does anything about it, even the FG... so why should we budge?

Besides the level of invasion by fulani herdsmen and ongoing jihad, combined with the infiltration of the nigerian army by so-called boko haram repentants from operation safe corridor, is enough to give the support a try.

Indigenous peoples also relax a lot. Just like slaves. They should also learn to mount hot pressure on these so-called governors and their royal fathers if they try to step out of the line.
Politics › Re: Senate Says It Is Ready To Amend Nigerian Constitution To Okay State Police by JoeEeL(m):
I don't like Tinubu o. In fact, I don't like One-Nigeria as a construct.

I like the tribes and the indigenes respectively, but the composition of all these to form one giant country created by an european terrorist is just a worry to me.

That said, if Tinubu can fully pursue state police and find ways to influence the Senate, that's a step in the right direction. That's the beginning of devolution of power.

This new CP of a guy named Lagbaja is a Yoruba man. If there is unrest in the South East, a Yoruba man will now go there and bring in forces and you know na, some South East indigenes may be killed or arrested. Before u know it, it may look like victimisation. If Nigerian police forces were very professional, maybe it would have even been better. All these make me cringe.

Just like if a white police officer roughhandles a black man. As blacks, we have this feeling that we are being victimised even though the white police officer may truly be professional. But in this nigeria, our case is even better than blacks and whites of countries like U.S.A etc. because we are indigenous by nature. We have our ancestral lands.

So let everyone face their own lane. Let Ijaw police officer police ijaw community. Let Berom do the same. Same goes for Igede, Urhobo, Ejagham, TIV, Baruba, Bini, Igbo, hausa, beri, Kamuku, Zabarma, Bussawa, and of course, the gallant Yoruba nation.
Business › Re: What Can N50 Buy In Your Area? by JoeEeL(m): 7:37pm On Feb 17, 2024
I predicted that this will be the kind of mainstream topics in the not-distant future.

I can remember many years ago. The frontpage used to be awash with Tonto Dike, Ned Nwoko's wife, Tacha, Chef Chi.

I remember foolish topics like "Curvy actress steps out in style". Or "Voluptuous internet sensation Nkechi did this that got tongues wagging". And people posting these were so-called youths and leaders of tomorrow o.


Tomorrow indeed! When you were all doing your nonsense, fulani herdsmen were busy sharpening their knives for woto-woto seasoning. shocked. It is a pain that the average nigerian does not know how to interpret what holds for them tomorrow. In my life, I've never seen a kind of nonchalant, timid, disorganised and naive people like these that call themselves nigerians.

I kept saying that one day would that grave topics would flood news fora. Topics like "How can I survive on beans alone for 1 week?" Or "Do we really need oil to cook stew?" cheesy

Or check out this common one: "See how much N600 could get me in Kebbi after escaping 2 viper attacks" grin grin

Tinubu, wa gba yi. Im so loving you. Please dish this la hot la to dyem... cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: ICJ Rejects South African Request For Measures To Limit Israeli Action In Rafah by JoeEeL(m): 9:03am On Feb 17, 2024
POUNDING A LA CONTINUA.


I NOTICED SOME THINGS ABOUT OUR ISLAMIC BRETHREN HERE FOR 9JA. THEY HARDLY BOAST ABOUT 77 AND HALF K-LEG VIRGINS WAITING FOR THEM IN AL-JANNAH.

E BE LIKE THEY THEMSELVES SABI SAY NA LAMBA. THEM TOO SABI ABEG. grin

Politics › Re: Petrol Landing Cost Hits N1,000/litre On FX Crisis by JoeEeL(m): 10:50pm On Feb 14, 2024
ONE NIGERIA FAhuh

E FE KU...... grin grin
Travel › Re: Wigwe, Yakowa, Prominent Nigerians Who Died In Plane Crashes by JoeEeL(m): 10:41pm On Feb 14, 2024
Anguldi:
Kaduna
God bless u abeg
Politics › Re: Military Bursts Gun Factory In Plateau by JoeEeL(m): 10:39pm On Feb 14, 2024
As usual. Burst those who are producing weapons to defend themselves while allowing foreign fulani terrorists free roles and weapons handed to them right from the same fulani infested army.

Good job Plateau people. It means you guys have been defending yourselves off-camera. Never relent. Continue.
Travel › Re: Wigwe, Yakowa, Prominent Nigerians Who Died In Plane Crashes by JoeEeL(m): 4:55pm On Feb 13, 2024
Yakowa, the xtian governor of Plateau state, was murdered by the lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

He who know don know.
Politics › Re: Fresh Bill Seeks The Creation Of 3 More States In The South-West by JoeEeL(m): 3:00pm On Feb 13, 2024
We are talking about yoruba nation, these ones are talking of additional states?

Se epe n ja awon people yi sha?

Sports › Re: AFCON Final Massive Crowd At Awka Viewing Center Last Night(video& Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 10:55pm On Feb 12, 2024
Austineva:
I tire, my awesome Brother. Their shame the catch me
Tufia!
How are you doing Bro?
Correct my bro.

How far ur end na?
Sports › Re: AFCON Final Massive Crowd At Awka Viewing Center Last Night(video& Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 10:54pm On Feb 12, 2024
Edeh09135399:
my dear dis one is not about Biafra,is about the fun of football,even if Biafra comes now they will still be that happiness among them
OK bro.
Sports › Re: AFCON Final Massive Crowd At Awka Viewing Center Last Night(video& Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 1:35pm On Feb 12, 2024
Igbo people enh...

The ones wey go love biafra go do am to d extreme.

The ones wey go love one-nigeria, e go be over the top...
Travel › Re: Female Passenger Died On Our Flight JUST NOW by JoeEeL(m): 10:01am On Feb 12, 2024
Some people poison their partners when they decide to travel out. To them its the perfect timing and sometimes the burial is done at the country of destination.

Besides what's prayers doing amongst the ways to save her? What sort of joke is that?


The more answers you have to problems, the less prayerful / wishful you'll be. Nigerians only tend to pray that much cos they are empty upstairs, even the so-called graduates. (I remember the viral video of 2 nigerian ladies fighting, with 5 lady spectators. One was cut deep and bled to death and all 5 girls were not sure what to do or even estimate the degree of the injury)

I'm sure the prayers were more than other tactical solutions to resuscitate her. Una do CPR for where? Shey una fit do am correctly sef? CPR my foot!
Crime › Re: Four Cattle Herders Abducted, Killed In Ogun State by JoeEeL(m): 8:41am On Feb 12, 2024
Jakumo:
It is good to hear that Islamic terror is being held back in Sernegal, Mali and the Central African Republic, BUT we must bear in mind that the bloodthirsty Russian mercenary WAGNER GROUP is running amok in those countries right now, committing civilian massacres and systematic sexual assaults wherever they go under the guise of fighting terrorists.

One would NOT want Nigeria to become another killing field for the Wagner Group, which would prove to be a fate far worse than even the most pragmatic observer could ever have imagined.
Hmmn bro u do make a point. But Russia isnt as bad and exploitative as the others na (you know who).
Crime › Re: Four Cattle Herders Abducted, Killed In Ogun State by JoeEeL(m): 7:02am On Feb 12, 2024
DrAkpa:
Don't start what you can't finish.... The Fulanis are coming for you
If u no follow them come, ur february go end for 28 days, u go spend the extra day as leap year in 4 yrs time. undecided
Crime › Re: Four Cattle Herders Abducted, Killed In Ogun State by JoeEeL(m): 6:53am On Feb 12, 2024
Jakumo:
Those of us who frequent rural areas of Nigeria and have experienced tense encounters with machete-wielding Fulani herdmen who never hesitate to approach and verbally challenge even those carrying hunter's guns, know first hand that these hungry looking men masqerading as cattle herdsmen have absolutely NO fear of guns and NO hesitance to engage in violent confrontation over land access disputes, be they real or instigated by the Fulanis themselves.

With this utterly fearless, land-grabbing warrior mindset of the Fulani culture foremost in mind, I can state as a matter of absolute certainty that in the near future of less than 3 months, a disproportionately MASSIVE and gratuitously blood-soaked nighttime armed reprisal will be launched by rampaging hordes of vengeful Fulani gunmen, possibly supported by Nigerian federal troops, laying to waste and ruination any or all inhabited farm settlements within a 3-mile radius of the location where the tortured bodies of several Fulani men were discovered. If I were a long-term resident of ANY location in Nigeria where murders of Fulani men have been committed, I would abandon my residence and move FAR away for at least a good calendar year.
I won't call u mugu. God forbid. It's a new year.

But what I will tell u is that u people don't see beyond your tiny noses. You don't even know what's going around in other regions and countries. The fulani terrorists are receiving it hot, bloody and wotowoto, starting from Mali, Burkina Faso, Senegal, Ghana, Mauritania, CAR, and surprise surprise, Niger.

These people are no match for people in these countries but came to nigeria, alas, met a horde of lazy, docile, pretentious, weak, over-religious buffoons with no balls of steels.

I don't know whether ure stylishly advocating for a fulani herdsmen reprisal but them born them wella for where the Dogon of Mali dey or the Dagomba tribe of northern Ghana, or the Malinkes of Senegal??

These ones are born rugged and did not let the silly weakness of these foreign religions to contaminate their dna.

If fulani bring 1, they will bring 10! Who born who?! undecided
Crime › Re: Four Cattle Herders Abducted, Killed In Ogun State by JoeEeL(m): 6:48am On Feb 12, 2024
Same Yewa where those fulani marauding batstards terrorised my people into Benin Republic on exile and

Dapo Suganmu "Eleyi" of Ogun state couldn't do anything.

These fulani herdsmen better understand Amotekun is one thing that operates under the fake nigerian law just for the book, but then there are shadowy groups that have had enough of your nonsense and you won't see them on the pages of the newspaper or on videos making threats or content.

You may not see them but when you do, you may scream "O my God!".
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 11:03pm On Feb 11, 2024
I PITY APC POLOOTICIANS AND SUPPORTERS.

THEY WANTED TO MASK THEIR GARGANTUAN FAILURE WITH A SUPER EAGLES VICTORY...


TO SAY NIGERIA WIN, IDIOTS LIKE THAT RENO OMOKRI OR THE LOST SON OF AKWA-IBOM NSIMA FOR DON COME ONLINE TO START SHOUTING "WE ARE WINNING"

YOU FOR SEE ESSAY UPON ESSAY ON WHY NIGERIA CAN WORK, because OF MERE FOOTBALL VICTORY O.

NOW E GO BE OJU FUN OJU, EJE FUN EJE... MOOD DON BAD. grin grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 10:54pm On Feb 11, 2024
Oracle16:
The game will end Nig 3 Ivory Coast 1. Nigeria will win.
When last nigeria don ever score more than 2 goals in a match.

A very low-scoring team. Ever since I was born.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 10:48pm On Feb 11, 2024
uba1991:
If we win this cup then God is a Nigerian.
Ball possession,shut on target, attack, dangerous attack all na for Ivory coast.
The only thing wey we pass them na foul.
How can god be a nigerian?

Nigeria that was created just a little over 100 years ago and created by a whiteman??

Wetin deh worry some of una sef?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 10:46pm On Feb 11, 2024
Bitcoin:
1-1 now this is the type of game I like. I want to be entertained up until the last minute. We will still win.
We will still what??

I dey try reason the excuse wey nigerians go cook tomorrow morning. cheesy
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 10:43pm On Feb 11, 2024
Phraences:
I am going to sleep abeg. No be me una go use tension kill.
Lol lazy yoot!! cheesy
Health › Re: Nigerians Turn To Traditional Healers As Prices Of Drugs Go Out Of Reach by JoeEeL(m): 10:18pm On Feb 11, 2024
ALL OF UNA GO DRINK AGBO KU.

WHEN REASONABLE PEOPLE DEY TALK OF HOW NIGERIA GO GET WORSE AND THE ONLY REMEDY IS A SPLIT, UNA CALL US DONKEY.

Very very good. APC, may God bless u guys. Like I mean, u guys are the godsend on how to treat black people like the willing slaves they are.
Properties › Re: How Much Is Bag Of Cement In Your Area? by JoeEeL(m): 6:25pm On Feb 09, 2024
money121:
How Much Is A Bag Of bag of cement In Your Area?

Heard some are selling 6800 and #7,000

Here in Lagos
Wow, this year 2024 is so different from 2020. Im not seeing enough posts about new tacha's hips, mercy's ass, ned nwoko child wife and other useless topics.

Nigerians are now serious about their survival. Im now seeing front page topics like:

"how much is cement in your area?"
"see the small rice i bought for 1k"
"how are you people coping in this harsh economy?"
"how do you students survive these days?"

Lol, I no pity una. When we deh shout year 2019, 2020, una say we deh envy BBnaija, we are sadists, "leave us alone", "everyone wil not like what you like"...

Reactive and never proactive people. Now everyone now likes what everyone likes. grin
Politics › Re: Economic Hardship: Suffering Becoming Unbearable For Nigerians, CAN Laments by JoeEeL(m): 6:19pm On Feb 09, 2024
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Properties › Re: How Much Is Bag Of Cement In Your Area? by JoeEeL(m): 6:18pm On Feb 09, 2024
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Celebrities › Re: Joseph Aloba Is Not Mohbad's Biological Father - Mother Gives 3 Days To Do DNA by JoeEeL(m): 9:21pm On Feb 07, 2024
CoronaVirusPro:
A useless man fed and clothed a boy for over a decade!

A useless man got him educated.

A useless man taught him trade and music.

Just call Mohbad a useless son, cos dogs don’t give birth to goats!
Agreed.
Celebrities › Re: Joseph Aloba Is Not Mohbad's Biological Father - Mother Gives 3 Days To Do DNA by JoeEeL(m): 3:06pm On Feb 07, 2024
Jeans601:
A woman that abandoned her children......is accusing a man that stood with them.

This a shameless mother.
More than shameless.
Celebrities › Re: Joseph Aloba Is Not Mohbad's Biological Father - Mother Gives 3 Days To Do DNA by JoeEeL(m): 3:03pm On Feb 07, 2024
Richietech:
This woman is extremely shameless and heartless .
She is jealous just because of the little attention the man is getting these days.
No one can tell his story like the owner of the story .
Mohbad told the whole world his story and we can see his father was with him all through.
And let’s not forget,his father was a musician even before mohbad began to sing .
Baba don get ride ,don Dey dress well don even Dey chyke girls,now the woman is fucking jealous.

10yrs I no see mummy (she is not even ashame to say while she was in Aloba house ,she was whoring around)
No be only genz no get shame o,even some old women are shameless
Daddy gather money ,make I go poly .
Pls seek divine intervention before getting married ,talking from experience
D woman dey support her fellow ashi nau.

E no dey surprising
Celebrities › Re: Joseph Aloba Is Not Mohbad's Biological Father - Mother Gives 3 Days To Do DNA by JoeEeL(m): 3:01pm On Feb 07, 2024
Tjra:
Death took a young boy and left his greedy useless parents.

This life is a mystery
The father is not useless.
Celebrities › Re: Joseph Aloba Is Not Mohbad's Biological Father - Mother Gives 3 Days To Do DNA by JoeEeL(m): 3:01pm On Feb 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
You didn't grab, she was talking out of pain and why Mohbad's father has refused to bury her son deceiving people with DNA issue, she said maybe he's not Mohbads dad too kos if he was his dad he won't be allowing his corpse to undergo such torture. I understand her
DNA MUST BE DONE.

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