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CelebritiesRe: Teni: I'm Young, Cute & Rich. What Else Are You Looking For? (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 9:43am On Sep 27, 2021
All fine and good... but also shapeless and too hulky.

A real turn-off. cool
CelebritiesRe: Churchill Hangs Out With His Wife, Rosy Meurer And Son (Pictures & Video) by JoeEeL(m): 9:43am On Sep 27, 2021
See shape of head.

Human beings dey this world o.
Jokes EtcRe: Most Used Memes On Nairaland by JoeEeL(m): 3:50pm On Sep 26, 2021
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HealthRe: DNA Paternity Testing Coming To Lekki In October by JoeEeL(m): 9:12am On Sep 26, 2021
Lol.

Person dey Ireland just plan on how to scatter table in faraway Zoo. grin
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Plots Brother, Mohammed Halilu Modi's Emergence As Adamawa Governor by JoeEeL(m): 8:58am On Sep 26, 2021
This woman na better green snake under the green grass.
NYSCRe: Corper Who Was Assaulted By Female Soldier In Calabar Returns To Lagos (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 7:29pm On Sep 25, 2021
And no be small girl o. Chai
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Leads 'Harass Buhari Out Of New York' Protest (Pictures, Video) by JoeEeL(m): 7:46pm On Sep 24, 2021
LIEGERIA IS EXPIRED.

DISGRACE THAT SKELETON OUTTA THERE.

SERVE THE ZOO AND COME BACK IN SHAME.

Science/TechnologyRe: The Elephant Spotted In Ikuru, Rivers State (Pictures & Video) by JoeEeL(m): 5:02pm On Sep 24, 2021
Black man has no sense of preservation.

Especially zoogerians.

Otherwise spotting an elephant in the wild (which in this case is quite open) should not really be a big deal.

Its meant to be the way a Canadian spots a bear in the woods. Intriguing, yes. But not extraordinary.

In Nigeria's case, it is extraordinary because we dont evn believe they exist again. No sense of wild life preservation. Gosh. We are all mad in this country. As in complete bonkers!
CrimeRe: Vincent Desmond: Police Accused Me Of Being A Yahoo Boy & Took Me To ATM by JoeEeL(m): 4:08pm On Sep 24, 2021
You were the citizen while the police be the Yahoo.

If you believe in One Nigeria, I don't feel sorry for you though. cheesy
PoliticsRe: UNGA: Buhari Tells World Leaders Nigeria Will Crush Boko Haram Terrorists by JoeEeL(m): 3:50pm On Sep 24, 2021
IDIOT STILL USING 'WILL' ONE YEAR REMAINING INTO HIS USELESS TENURE.
PoliticsRe: Highlights Of President Muhammadu Buhari #UNGA76 Address, September 24, 2021 by JoeEeL(m): 3:45pm On Sep 24, 2021
THERE IS A USELESS REGION THAT WHEN IT COMES TO ELECTION THEY CLAIM MAJORITY.

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO VAT, THEY FORM MINORITY.


ABEG WHICH MUMU REGION BE THAT? I NO CALL NAME O cheesy
CrimeRe: Banks Shut Down In Ogun Over Armed Robbers’ Threat by JoeEeL(m): 2:24pm On Sep 24, 2021
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PARADIZEPRIEST:
OGUN STATE,OGUN?WITH ALL THE OGUN,PLACE OF NOTED FOR IDOLS/ JUJU CANT FLUSH OUT COMMON CRIMINALS?PITY! undecidedTHAT SHOWS THAT GOD ALMIGHTY SHOULD BE YOUR FOCUS NOT IDOLS. angry
Since you have "God" in your region / state, mention your region / state so we can confirm to see if there are no criminal attacks there.

Enyin elenurazor, alaininnkanse ... undecided
NYSCRe: Deeper Life Church Member Shares Photo Of Corps Member Wearing Khaki Skirt by JoeEeL(m): 7:58pm On Sep 23, 2021
Omicron007:
shocked


Trousers wey corpers don dey wear since 1974, e reach Deeper Life people turn, dem wan turn am to long skirt.

All these coverings being enforced by some religious bodies don't work.

You see all those Northern muslims that cover their body with long Hijab from head to toe, some of them are bleep experts.

That is how I cornered one Khadijat in Kano some years ago. She is a Fulani girl with a very tiny waist and flat tummy and believe me, she was sexy as fvck. But she was hiding inside her long hijab. I sighted her based on my experience with Vaginal people.

The day she visited me, she wore that long hijab when she came. She didn't wear anything under. Not even pants. Immediately I locked the door. She pulled the hijab and threw it on the floor.

These Fulani muslims are not interested in giving and receiving head. She just lay on the bed begging me to do the needful. Yours truly did not dissapoint.

I bleeped the heavens outta her and deposited my seeds which would never germinate deep inside her.


So forget the trouser or skirt thing, who wan bleep go bleep.
Movie title please?
PoliticsRe: No Condolence Message From Buhari, El-Rufai 5 Days After Mailafia's Death by JoeEeL(m): 3:44pm On Sep 23, 2021
After killing him ba?
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Beautiful New Photos by JoeEeL(m): 3:28pm On Sep 23, 2021
Nice outfit dear Madrina.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Umeadi: Court Orders Police To Pay N50 Million Over Illegal Arrest by JoeEeL(m): 1:56pm On Sep 23, 2021
Wahala be like aso Rock, you don't really know what's in there till 2023
PoliticsRe: IPOB: We Will Lockdown South-East For One Month If FG Fails To Bring Nnamdi Kanu by JoeEeL(m): 7:19pm On Sep 22, 2021
OmoEpe:
[s]I guess from your disjointed logic Igbos don't line up for giveaways and their ladies don't batter their pussy for money. Neither do other rthnic gtoups in Nigeria.
Global economic challenge isn't tribe related but rather general, how you use that to denigrate a tribe you claim to belong to beats me but I know you are either a criminal impostor or a bastard child that uses his left hand to point out his father's house.


If indeed you are of the Yoruba tribe as you claim then your father should better conduct a DNA test on you as your mother has used his head to play baba ijebu severally [/s]
Trash by a dolt who can't handle the truth. Nowhere did I mention Igbo in my writeup. I am talking about my tribe, when did it become a must I must include Igbos? See black man brain. Full of dirt and cobwebs. Maybe you'll call me a white man for reproaching the stupidity default setting of a black man that you've put here on full display. undecided

Unfortunately I don't pander. I am acutely self-critical and proudly so.

Maybe you did not see the thread of yesterday where Kwara indigenes were digging the ground to drink water.

Keep regarding as Igbo, everyone speaking against your fantasy world. I don't reply hypocrites twice.
PoliticsRe: IPOB: We Will Lockdown South-East For One Month If FG Fails To Bring Nnamdi Kanu by JoeEeL(m): 7:07pm On Sep 22, 2021
optionalY09:
We need to shut down this nonsense called nigeria once and for all
I swear to God.

This sh*t has overhit the fan!
PoliticsRe: 2023: Northern Elders Give Condition For Southerner To Become Next President by JoeEeL(m): 6:50pm On Sep 22, 2021
THis idiot talking is from Mauritania.

Southerners how did we get to this level. Gosh? I am irritated!
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Rocks Manchester United Jersey , Pictured With Mum And Pogba by JoeEeL(m): 5:29pm On Sep 22, 2021
Na old news dey come this Nairaland o
PoliticsRe: IPOB: We Will Lockdown South-East For One Month If FG Fails To Bring Nnamdi Kanu by JoeEeL(m): 3:25pm On Sep 22, 2021
optionalY09:
We go just dey complain complain, dey adjust, dey manage, and all that crap. small remain we will turn to almajiri
Baba, Yorubas are now almajiris o.

Look online, u see us begging and asking for giveaway. That's online almajiri.

Look at our ladies. A lot of them have to sell their p*ssies for money. That's almajirinci already o, bro. Our men don't want to beg with bowls on the street but beg / cheat / sweet-talk white people online. Na almajiri be that na.

The only difference is that we are trying to be Behind with it... We don't want to go fully down to the streets like the typical polio-stricken hausa almajiri on the streets.
PoliticsRe: IPOB: We Will Lockdown South-East For One Month If FG Fails To Bring Nnamdi Kanu by JoeEeL(m): 2:56pm On Sep 22, 2021
77up:
That idiot drag you with that nonsense talk and you fell simply for it, he's not Yoruba I'm sure, it's their way.


Yorubas are the wisest ethnic in Nigeria,reason why Yoruba can never play that kind of deadly game. Forget all these "Yoruba betrayal and Yoruba filani slave" trash online, it's all made by Yoruba haters due to their insensitive.
Thanks boss.
PoliticsRe: IPOB: We Will Lockdown South-East For One Month If FG Fails To Bring Nnamdi Kanu by JoeEeL(m): 2:16pm On Sep 22, 2021
optionalY09:
I wish we Yoruba can do the same thing together with our SE brothers let’s solve this problems once and for all
I tell you. Yorubas are already used to oppression and subjugation baba mi.

Many of us don't even appear serious at all.
CelebritiesRe: Fortune Ateumunname Is Dead! Davido's Personal Photographer Dies by JoeEeL(m): 9:40pm On Sep 21, 2021
This is one too many. Something is not right.
PoliticsRe: Banji Akintoye: North To Continue To Rule Nigeria Regardless Of Who’s President by JoeEeL(m): 7:38pm On Sep 21, 2021
For South to have stuck with One Nigeria for so long, I doubt the level of our intelligence after all.
CelebritiesRe: Money Is Everything! - Bobrisky Tells Chude Jideonwo (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 5:22pm On Sep 21, 2021
Who's this one they are always forcing to promote sef?

Nigeria is indeed a silly system.

They never talk about principal ways to structure a sane society.

When a society runs well, not everything will be money.

Knowledge is very important. Invention and innovation are paramount. Resourcefulness is not taught in school.

During the Biafran war, the Biafrans refined their own oil and invented weapons... was it always all about money??

If we all keep following money without following what structures a sane society, we will keep ending up doing vices like fixing yansh, doing yahoo or runs just to make ends meet.

And there comes a time, money will fail you. Many who have money and gold in Afghanistan saw their treasure fail them as many of them couldnt escape with their bundles of cash. With all your money, one day will come that a huge inferno will burn your house and the congested traffic will prevent fire services from rescuing your property in time...that's if at all there is any fire service in your location.
One day you may need very prompt first aid to save your life in the event of an accident, and all your money in the bank will not secure it.

That's when you will understand the need of a decent society and why the youth should focus on it.

A good black society however first begins with understanding our differences and disintegrating along ethnic lines to form our own nations first.
TravelRe: Kenyan Who Went To Saudi In Search For A Greener Pasture Returns With 2 Kids by JoeEeL(m): 4:56pm On Sep 21, 2021
princechurchill:
Arabs are heartless if you see what Africans are passing through in their hands it will break ur heart
If you trace the Fulanis, your research will end at Arab.
CrimeRe: Herdsman, Two Others Jailed In Ilorin For Love Scam (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 4:32pm On Sep 21, 2021
HAHAHAH

CAN'T LAUGH O. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah Dumps Open Grazing, Adopts Feedlot System In Ondo by JoeEeL(m): 8:27pm On Sep 20, 2021
Pharaoh4rin:
Go and sit ur hairy ass down! I said sit down!! Do you think it's easy to conquer? The decision taken by Ondo state is second to none; this the fulanis have seen. This is no longer politics.

For the fulanis to accept the training, they have accepted the template.
A lot of these young nomads hate their nomadic lifestyle. I spent plenty years with them (even though I'm from the south) and I know what I know.
If they had had this kind of opportunities Ondo state is offering, 60% of the nomads will abandon the nomadism. 60%!
Okay o... Training for Fulani herdsmen (the 4th most deadly terrorist group in the world, who are actually the disguised front men of a dark army of conquest).

Lol, funny man. Okay o mr. trainer.
PoliticsRe: Banditry: Sokoto Shuts Down Telecommunications Networks In 14 LGAs by JoeEeL(m): 7:57pm On Sep 20, 2021
Zamfara first, Sokoto next.

Southerners, I'm sure you feel it coming (in Daft Punk's voice)


One Nigerianists, e e to gbon! cheesy
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Northern Elders Reject Power Shift To South (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 5:42pm On Sep 20, 2021
THE IDIOT TALKING HERE IS FROM MAURITANIA. ANYONE FROM NORTH AFRICA THAT STROLLS INTO THE NORTHERN NIGERIAN SPACE CAN AUTOMATIOCALLY CLAIM NIGERIAN. SO YOU DON'T KNOW?

ENYIN 'ONE NIGERIANS', HOW FAR?

LOL, UNA NEVER GET SENSE NA.


grin
PoliticsRe: Akintoye On UN protest: FG planted IPOB banner among Yoruba Nation agitators by JoeEeL(m): 4:46pm On Sep 20, 2021
atonement12:
Is your demented generation already "fruitless"?
ESN Terrorists sympathiser! Oniranu!
A l'omo ale ni e se. Olofo arindin omo. cheesy

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