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Politics › Re: Every Nigerian Now Owes About N620,000 According To Debt Per Capita Report by JoeEeL(m): 3:08am On Nov 12, 2024
BItt:
Christ has paid all my debt
How? When?
Christianity Etc › Re: Gas Cylinder: The Miracle That Happened In My Compound Which I Can't Understand. by JoeEeL(m): 3:06am On Nov 12, 2024
Hellisreal70:
This is 100 / cent miracle of God. I don't know why some people are always struggling and trying to explain away the miracle of God as if it is a natural or normal occurrence.
Wether you like it or not God created you and every thing both living and nonliving, spiritual and physical.
The enemy is trying so hard to divert the heart of men from the reality of God, occupy the heart of men with worldly and carnal things so that he can drag them to hell 🔥
GOD EXISTS AND HE DOES MIRACLE.
U go explain tire.
Christianity Etc › Re: Gas Cylinder: The Miracle That Happened In My Compound Which I Can't Understand. by JoeEeL(m): 3:05am On Nov 12, 2024
Kinzo0000:
Maybe he is an Atheist

He does not believe in the existence of God miracle

On his day of judgment, he will know if God exist or not

But I know my redeemer liveth and He lives forever
But u just know. Where is ur proof?

Another deluded black man. You have no proof but you want to shout down an argument win over another.
Christianity Etc › Re: Gas Cylinder: The Miracle That Happened In My Compound Which I Can't Understand. by JoeEeL(m): 3:03am On Nov 12, 2024
djon78:
You guys should just go and thank God

A childhood friend was killed with several other girls in a university female hostel

She was First class Brain

May Ada's soul continue rest in peace 🙏 Amen 💖
So in other words, your god was powerless to effect a miracle in this instance. What a cherry-picking god.
Christianity Etc › Re: Gas Cylinder: The Miracle That Happened In My Compound Which I Can't Understand. by JoeEeL(m): 3:00am On Nov 12, 2024
TOPCRUISE:
Relocate immediately.
Why fix gas on burner when fire is still on.
They will repeat it again because they are women
Do miracles expire? Since he believes its a miracle, why should he run away?

He'll be saved by way of miracle again.
Christianity Etc › Re: Gas Cylinder: The Miracle That Happened In My Compound Which I Can't Understand. by JoeEeL(m): 2:59am On Nov 12, 2024
Owaincouncil:
I don laf taya. You ran out on boxer killed it.
But thank God for you guys.
Only God can do this my brain can't reason deeply.
Christianity Etc › Re: Gas Cylinder: The Miracle That Happened In My Compound Which I Can't Understand. by JoeEeL(m): 2:58am On Nov 12, 2024
naijapikin2:
I wasn't the one who put you in hell, you were already there before you logged in. It's your natural habitat. The only way out of your predicament is jesus. Hasn't your mother said that to you several timeshuh

And yes I can tell you all I want because in scheme of spiritually you are my slave.

So bloody atheist: remain in that cocoon of unbelief which you have spurned yourself in.

It's called HELL FAYA😎

So....

GET BEHIND ME SATAN.

Oh... YOU'RE ALREADY THERE 😃😃😃
Oh, hell, we are so scared... undecided undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Gas Cylinder: The Miracle That Happened In My Compound Which I Can't Understand. by JoeEeL(m): 5:38pm On Nov 11, 2024
Omoawoke:
In Africa we begin to celebrate and give testimony in church. Root cause of situation is not checked and analyzed to determine what really happened.
Then the vulnerability and risk of such happening remains unchecked. Then you wonder why houses collapse or gas cylinder blows up and kill people or why the roads remain unsafe

If this happened in an advanced country like Us, the incident will be reported to the appropriate authority and they carry out their investigation and put due diligence in place to prevent any further occurrence

Who do us this kind thing?? Black man!!!
I am tired of black man's stupidity.

They will close their brains to deciphering all possibility and just quickly attach it to something "spiritual".

I have never seen a group of dense people ever in my life. Ever!
Christianity Etc › Re: Gas Cylinder: The Miracle That Happened In My Compound Which I Can't Understand. by JoeEeL(m): 5:37pm On Nov 11, 2024
NoFoodToCook:
Last Thursday would've been a day I would've become homeless and brought back to POINT ZERO (even clothes I won't have again to wear) even when i'm still trying to build myself.

I live in a face-me-I-Trouble you compound and what usually happens in such compound is not strange to many.

Where my two neighbors cook, it's just a place near the entrance of their room door as there's no private kitchen and their cylinders are not far from each other.

On the said day, while one neighbor had already put on her cylinder, burning actively and cooking, the other came back from refilling her own cylinder.

In the process of the second fixing the burner on her cylinder, the regulator cut and the gas she just refilled was released uncontrollably.

Of course there's a serious panic and they started shouting and running away, including my very self. I was only on boxer in my room when it happened and that was how I ran out with only my phone I was holding at hand.

Due to the panic nobody even thought of putting off the cylinder that was burning. We all ran out and left the area like that.

Guess what?

Even when the released gas covered the entire building, it didn't cash fire from the one that was burning.

Please, who can explain how that was possible?

It was after we didn't hear noise from the cylinder that someone checked back and the other was still burning even when everywhere was smelling gas.

I strongly believed it was God that showed Himself. Otherwise, there would've been an explosion and the entire building would've been on fire.

I returned all the praise to God for the wonder miracle that is beyond what mouth can say.
Nigerian black man brain at work
Foreign Affairs › Re: Women Who Dislike Trump Going On A Sex Strike by JoeEeL(m): 7:50pm On Nov 10, 2024
So american women should be shaving their hair for women in middle east because they are 'oppressed' by islam? Are you sensible at all?

Didnt you see a lot of Palestine women protesting for their faraway country in USA and Canada? Dont you see the men and women protesting for Sharia laws after leaving their oppressed countries?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Launches World's Most Powerful Nuclear Icebreaker (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 6:58pm On Nov 10, 2024
Russia ma pa wa nauu. kiss kiss
Crime › Re: Hardship Pushes Lagos Teenage Schoolgirls Into Prostitution by JoeEeL(m): 5:37pm On Nov 10, 2024
hkidola00:
i told people months ago here that i prefer to marry a lady that is rich , we can plan our life than to marry a rich independent LovePeddler that a drug baron will be disturbing with call beside me late in the night
Bro d problem is u may not find out.
Crime › Re: Hardship Pushes Lagos Teenage Schoolgirls Into Prostitution by JoeEeL(m): 4:13pm On Nov 10, 2024
She said she sleeps with about 10 different men a week, which is very conservative. Multiply that by 4, thats 40 men a month and by 12, .. thats almost 500 men in a year.

She said she's saving to begin a business. Its a wonder how much she can save before she begins something reasonable but let's say 3 years... ladies and gentlemen, she's slept with about 1,500 men already.


Now by that time, she'd be so-called 'boss lady', or 'independent lady'. But u as a man that says u only want independent woman to date, hope u know this is d journey of many independent women of today? Na still olosho dem use become that independent lady. In fact, to maintain that independent lady, them still dey do olosho by the side.

So ehm, in the end we are all fuccked!
Health › Re: Cameroonian Bride Drops Dead While Dancing During Her Own Wedding Reception by JoeEeL(m): 3:49pm On Nov 10, 2024
Too much joy or existing heart issues.
Politics › Re: How Herdsmen Invited Lakurawa To Sokoto by JoeEeL(m): 3:32pm On Nov 10, 2024
These northern terrorists are in a different world of their own.

They dont see things the way you and I view them.
Celebrities › Re: ‘final Destination’ Actor, Tony Todd Passes On At 69, Cause Of Death Revealed by JoeEeL(m): 9:41am On Nov 10, 2024
Baronthecelebri:
Rip
Painful
Celebrities › Re: Tony Todd Dies At 69 by JoeEeL(m): 9:40am On Nov 10, 2024
This man acted Mr Death / Coroner in Final Destination.

The role too fit am enh, hin go deh whistle. Chai. grin

Rest in peace sir. embarassed
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Preach On The Coming Of Christ? by JoeEeL(m): 9:16am On Nov 10, 2024
bassdow:
whiteMan insists on Passport, among many other documents before allowing BlackMan visit their country despite collecting huge money as fees.
yet na same whiteMan dey promise blackMan heaven free of charge.
Black men are meant to be deceived na.

They evn made their devil look like us and their saviour look like them. Look at the image of the angels and the so-called jesus d OP used. Does he look like any of them, but somehow the host is coming to save the black man's ass in southern nigeria.

Our mumu nor too much?? Kikikiki cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Preach On The Coming Of Christ? by JoeEeL(m): 9:15am On Nov 10, 2024
devilmaycry:
Few churches do this....what they know now is money
They are smart. You know why?

Cos they know it isnt real.
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Preach On The Coming Of Christ? by JoeEeL(m): 9:12am On Nov 10, 2024
stonemasonn:
The Second Coming of Jesus was anticipated by early Christians as an event that would occur soon after His death, bringing about the fulfillment of God's kingdom. However, since it did not happen within the expected timeframe of 2,000 years, Christians are now encouraged to focus on living righteous, loving lives in the meantime. The emphasis is on following Jesus' teachings—loving one another, living in faith, and striving to live morally and justly—until the eventual return, whenever that may be.
The bible emphasized a lot on the imminence of his coming. This is not something u can effectively whoosh away like we are zombies. The imminence of his coming was so profound that it gave rise to a belief called preterism.

Y'all nigerian xtians (who dont know their own history or list their generation to just 2 centuries) must have extremely rigorous explanations to why ur saviour hasnt come for so long, otherwise it calls ur book and its whole belief structure into serious question.
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Preach On The Coming Of Christ? by JoeEeL(m):
Mtcheew.

Dis na one of d nonsense dem use spellbind us into believing foreign doctrines. There is no heaven, there is no hell. There is of course no rapture.

It's so painful that those who live unjustly or justly wil have no reward in a so-called 'afterlife'. We all just must get used to it. Male lions injure or sometimes kill other male lions just to have access to females in his zone. The largest / eldest croc would kill and chase off other male crocs in order to have exclusive access to mating and pond rights. There is nothing like after-life reward for these animals.


All those tales were simply manufactured to instill morals and decency into our society. That doesnt make it true. The idea that we have a soul or are the crown of creation is just self-deceit. You are a primate like other animals. You have two hands like an ape, you have 2 legs like a chimpanzee. You have two eyes, two ears, one nose, five digits, one four-chambered heart, a spine, warm-blooded, similar digestive, respiratory system etc. like all of them.

But when it comes to soul, you have and somehow they dont have. How convenient! To make ourselves feel special, we demean other life that are more special in their own ways. An eagle's vision is better than urs 8 times, you dont think they deserve a soul for heaven abi? Dolphins can use ultrasound to navigate, can you do that as a human? Migratory birds use the earth's magnetic fields for long-distance travel, can we do that? Yet they have no soul but you have abi?

Black man, think.
Business › Re: Legendary Art Stereo Man (Ekwe) Performs At Skyewise Auto Service Centre Event by JoeEeL(m): 6:44am On Nov 10, 2024
“Me I no want write statement…”
“People weh deh hear me make unu use sense”

“Angle 90, I be this, I be that. Shey u don enter kirikiri?”

If u sabi these lyrics, then una deh follow up
Romance › Re: What Women Want From Their Husbands! They Will Never Cheat If You Do Them! by JoeEeL(m): 3:18am On Nov 09, 2024
Idaytesj29:
Taken, what does the woman give in return for these endless lists?
Just a loyal pussiy na which is not even guaranteed.

You see how men have become wilful slaves in 2024 cheesy
Career › Re: What Skills Should I Learn If I Want To Become A Dollar Millionaire By 40 by JoeEeL(m): 5:28pm On Nov 08, 2024
Basiljoe:
You are stupid.
Idiotic Af.on.ja
@Seun, @Dominique, @JustWise, @Mynd44...

Rule 2.
Foreign Affairs › Re: wave of racist text messages summoning Black people to report for slavery in US by JoeEeL(m): 2:54pm On Nov 08, 2024
DIVIDED STATES OF AMERICA.

SUCH A CRAZY DIVIDED COUNTRY.
Career › Re: What Skills Should I Learn If I Want To Become A Dollar Millionaire By 40 by JoeEeL(m): 2:53pm On Nov 08, 2024
Basiljoe:
Are you alright? Is web development and mobile App development the same?
Rest. U are shallow.
Career › Re: What Skills Should I Learn If I Want To Become A Dollar Millionaire By 40 by JoeEeL(m): 2:15pm On Nov 08, 2024
Basiljoe:
Digital Marketing.
E-commerce.
Software Engineering.
Mobile Application Development.
Block chain development.
Cyber Security.
Artificial intelligence & Machine Learning.

Web development would be made obsolete in the future thanks to A.I, it's already happening.

And most importantly, Entrepreneurship skills.
Web development will be made obsolete, then u go ahead to mention mobile application development?

Just see how you see how u reason.
Romance › Re: Leaked Sextape: Baltasar Engonga Is Every Woman’s Dream – Actress Sarah Martins by JoeEeL(m): 4:00pm On Nov 07, 2024
Its like this Equitorial Guinea sex guy's exploits with women have sent shockwaves across many relationships and marriages.

A few years ago, online, I still recall quite a lot of men boasting about how their own marriage or woman is 'different'.

'Be an alpha', 'be commanding', 'be in charge'... etc. I don't hear these words again. Men are now giving a serious second thought to the fidelity of their wives with their innocent looking face lol. grin grin

You will all learn.
Pets › Re: Dogs Maul Security Man To Death At Pinnock Estate, Lekki (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 3:33pm On Nov 06, 2024
Namzy:
Where is the mauling? Are you sure it's not one of these videos with a wrong caption just so to get to front page? Looks like a group of curious dogs and someone on the floor
Exactly my thought.

Guy probably dead of something else then dogs come around to sniff him.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Moment Husband Confronts Wife Over Affair With Equatorial Guinea's Baltasar by JoeEeL(m): 3:22pm On Nov 05, 2024
Unfortunately, many men, by many, I mean a multitude of men will never be lucky to find out what their wives they so much trust have done behind their back. cool cool

Wait, should I say lucky or even unlucky sef?
Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo's ₦50M Shop Burgled (Photos, Video) by JoeEeL(m): 1:28am On Nov 05, 2024
Calitoscassius:
What nonesense! Give away what? So to avoid your business being robbed you give away to criminals? For how long? Or how many stuff should be given away?

Some of you people are ridiculous.
Politicians have made Nigerians almost mad and these people don’t realise it
Crime › Re: There Are Many Other Ways To Poison Apart From Pepper Soup - Lady Says (video) by JoeEeL(m): 4:38pm On Nov 04, 2024
Mohbad and Wuwon comes to mind.

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