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Christianity EtcRe: Building Razed By Fire In Port Harcourt, As Women Pray For The Fire To Stop by JoeEeL(m): 1:21am On Jun 07, 2024
KnowledgePower7:
My mother was a victim of this Nonesense
This was many years ago!!
The day our last born sister was very sick

My mother carried Chosen vest and placed on her. My elder bro sent her money for hospital

But my mama, was delaying saying we must wait for her pastor to lay hands on the sick girl before we take her to hospital.

We argued and argued
Until I forcefully pushed my mother out of the way. She tried to stop me

That was when for the first time in my life
I beat my mother very well grin
I beat her so Tay neighbors started fighting me
Omo I beat my mumsi black and blue

Ever since, she no dey carry that useless church matter come our side.

Doctor was thanking us for rushing my sis to hospital on time. Said if we had delayed by couple minutes. Her blood sugar would have gotten so high that she would have been in coma.

Imagine I listened to my brainwashed mother
That our last born would have been dead by now.
Guy u be O.G. If u know anyway I fit anonymously send u 1k for drink or beer, let me know pls.

I keep saying it. The only thing that can reset d brain of dis stupid african brainwashed people is better beating. Better one

No body deh beat them that is why their foolishness and brainwashed state have reached alarming levels.
Christianity EtcRe: Building Razed By Fire In Port Harcourt, As Women Pray For The Fire To Stop by JoeEeL(m): 1:18am On Jun 07, 2024
KnowledgePower7:
Na only poverty stricken fools marry this type of women.. No Cap grin grin grin
I rather be single now and in my next lifetime than have such low-level brained thinker as a wife
Christianity EtcRe: Building Razed By Fire In Port Harcourt, As Women Pray For The Fire To Stop by JoeEeL(m): 1:17am On Jun 07, 2024
LeeSmart:
If u marry dis kind women walahi u should take it daht whatever u want to do in dis life u must pray, even when u want to make love as the husband u must commit daht act of love making unto the hands of the lord... instead of calling fire service they are busy praying, omor na who do us like dis?
So u would call that marriage??
Christianity EtcRe: Building Razed By Fire In Port Harcourt, As Women Pray For The Fire To Stop by JoeEeL(m): 1:16am On Jun 07, 2024
Blazebond:
Just see what religion have turned some of us into,just imagine the brainwashing that have made human adults that are supposed to reason properly to begin to reason like goats.
Do u see goats praying when they encounter a problem?

Goats are better. Deh there deh underrate goats o.
Christianity EtcRe: Building Razed By Fire In Port Harcourt, As Women Pray For The Fire To Stop by JoeEeL(m): 1:14am On Jun 07, 2024
Clairvoyancy:
Prayer can NOT do anything....
RomanceRe: Celine Ndudim: Missing Port Harcourt Girl Enjoying Expensive Life (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 11:40pm On Jun 06, 2024
pansophist:
E go shock you to know that they think they are more beautiful than Omotola and Chopra. Underestimate female delusion at your peril.

Even the obese one sees their fat as curve. Na that one dey shock me pass grin
No not curve. Theyll call themselves “thick” grin

Even the ones weh their belle cover their pussie.
RomanceRe: Celine Ndudim: Missing Port Harcourt Girl Enjoying Expensive Life (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 11:39pm On Jun 06, 2024
ABANGWABOI:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
D useless girls na Saida Boj students...
E sweet me as Andrew Kpai Dem...

See as naija woEmen dey Wail since for Facebook and Twitter cos of this matter
Nigerian ladies deh wail ontop this matter no be small o.

Something is fishy
PoliticsRe: Zamfara Bandits Kill 7 Policemen, 4 Others, Burn School, Cars, Injure Many by JoeEeL(m): 2:52pm On Jun 06, 2024
Hausa people only remain 5,000 for Zamfara.

Fulani don kpai dem finish.

Anytime you see "bandits" kill "Zamfara residents"

Replace "bandits" with "fulani terrorists" and "Zamfara residents" with "Hausa natives/Kamuku/Dukawa/Bussawa" indigenous peoples.
RomanceRe: My Bestie And I Are Fighting Because I’m Sleeping With Her Father- Slay Queenu by JoeEeL(m): 1:33pm On Jun 06, 2024
Clearancezsales:
Help me pls.anything would be appreciated.
Opay.8160253387
I dont have money to buy food .pls any token pls
Did u ever mock Igboho or Kanu?
FoodRe: People Can’t Afford To Buy One Tuber Of Yam Again! (Pics) by JoeEeL(m): 1:58am On Jun 06, 2024
MrNipplesLover:
Two days ago, I overheard some people talking that 1 cup of garri na N150, I no believe am cos I don't actually know the the current market prices, cos I don't cook, I only eat out....

To clear my doubt, I went to a garri seller this morning and asked for the price of 1cup, she said N180...

Na there I know say una never see anything...

I always tell my people in my circle that to set this country free from these bastard potbellied politicians, nobody should go and vote for anybody...

Let them choose themselves...

When the whole of the citizens refuse to come out and vote during election times, they would get the message that danger is coming...

But since Una no wan learn, tinubu is here to deal with Una...

It's just one year of his ruling and u people dey go 4 years...

I have no pity for any of u people...
The greatest protest is to be anti-elections. Cos it is clearly a system designed against us. I don’t get how people don’t see this.
FoodRe: People Can’t Afford To Buy One Tuber Of Yam Again! (Pics) by JoeEeL(m): 1:55am On Jun 06, 2024
Karleb:
I mean, people are asking for garri alternatives here!

Garri!!!huh shocked
Welcome to one Nigeria. No one must complain
FoodRe: People Can’t Afford To Buy One Tuber Of Yam Again! (Pics) by JoeEeL(m): 1:53am On Jun 06, 2024
Crimecity:
So a DOCTOR should leave hospital and start farming, abii soldiers should leave duty post and start farming?

Are you guys normal?
U are talking to born stupid cretins. Na u get time
PoliticsRe: Yetunde Longe Appointed By IG As First Female Force Secretary by JoeEeL(m): 10:09pm On Jun 05, 2024
Longe, Alonge...

Name sounds like Yorubas that usually hail from all those Kogi / Igbira side.
FoodRe: People Can’t Afford To Buy One Tuber Of Yam Again! (Pics) by JoeEeL(m): 10:43am On Jun 05, 2024
Crimecity:
Tinubu has finished this country oo.

I saw this at Oja Oba!


They now have to break yam it into pieces for it to be affordable to them.

This is what the likes of Toyin Abraham is using to catch cruise? Saying it’s her choice? Instead of apologizing to Nigerians who she misled to vote for this unbelievably reckless government, she’s there threatening people.

Do you know what it means for people to be so poor to the extent of not being able to afford one tuber of yam?

Nigerians are literally dying but to some people, they want to stick to their “choice” at the expense of the nation.

Just admit that you’re wrong with your choice. Apologies and call out these heartless people you voted for.

Previous thread
Harsh Economy: Cut Yams On Sale At Food Markets https://www.nairaland.com/8083089/harsh-economy-cut-yams-sale
Let them die more. Many of them after all, laughed at Kanu and Igboho’s incarceration
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Airstrikes Near Syria’s Aleppo Kills Iranian Adviser by JoeEeL(m): 9:05am On Jun 05, 2024
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I THINK I CAN BOLDLY SAY ISRAEL IS D MOST SERIOUS COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
Foreign AffairsRe: German Policeman Dies After Being Wounded In Stabbing Attack At Anti-islam Rally by JoeEeL(m): 8:54am On Jun 05, 2024
hooklover:
Let them.conwuer isreal first. I prwy u use ur eyr to c d humilating defeat islam will c innd hands of isreal. It will c wat it has never seen it itd history..
lol. Them know where their madness stop nau. That is why i laugh at the naivety of people supporting these beasts.

Netanyahu na alau daddy nau
Foreign AffairsRe: German Policeman Dies After Being Wounded In Stabbing Attack At Anti-islam Rally by JoeEeL(m): 8:52am On Jun 05, 2024
Watianoengineer:
Islam will conquer the world insha Allah
Islam will conquer your rented face me i slap you. Insha alau
Foreign AffairsRe: German Policeman Dies After Being Wounded In Stabbing Attack At Anti-islam Rally by JoeEeL(m): 8:50am On Jun 05, 2024
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Foreign AffairsRe: US Congress Passes Bill To Sanction ICC As It Seeks Arrest Warrant For Netanyahu by JoeEeL(m): 8:49am On Jun 05, 2024
hafeeanubasy:
And taking over of Palestinian land since 1942?
You people just our of hypocrisy shy away from the genesis of all this wahala.

There was a Palestine as a country when Isreal was never one!
There’s life before that stupid 1942.

Israel has come back to claim back its land and resist Arab invasion. Or u want to tell me Palestine owns Jerusalem? Deh joke

Today Hausa and Fulani are sharing the same territory but a day will come Hausas will rise to reclaim their land. Just the same way Israel has done. Maybe by then you’ll be quoting 1804, just like your 1947.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Congress Passes Bill To Sanction ICC As It Seeks Arrest Warrant For Netanyahu by JoeEeL(m): 7:52am On Jun 05, 2024
NwaNimo1:
ICC should issue an arrest warrant for Biden.......its American bombs being used in the massacre.

https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/e7c9062a-8179-47e7-9e7e-5370e938f1b1_21.gif
And the rockets Hamas launched on Oct 7-10th that were repelled by Israels iron dome, who will arrest their supplier?

If u dont know what to say, why not stfu and focus on ur nairaland meme career?

For years you been deh form deaf and dumb for nairaland, but when time reach as Israel deh bomb the head of these smellos Islamic terrorists, na that time u wan discover say u sabi talk? undecided
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Foreign AffairsRe: US Congress Passes Bill To Sanction ICC As It Seeks Arrest Warrant For Netanyahu by JoeEeL(m): 7:51am On Jun 05, 2024
Checkmate to the Islamic terrorists . cool
FoodRe: Cheap Alternative To Garri? by JoeEeL(m): 4:45am On Jun 05, 2024
ogashman:
Free alternative is sand..... U guys should hit the streets and stop looking for alternatives
Hit which streets??

Nigerians the wimps is who ure setting expectations on??
FoodRe: Cheap Alternative To Garri? by JoeEeL(m): 4:42am On Jun 05, 2024
Tonytonex:
but why are people not farming? There are enough lands everywhere
Una go soon carry gun deh hunt. Ur reasons would be: but there are enough forests everywhere? grin

Una don deh look Stone Age eye to eye but d problem is una never recognize am.
RomanceRe: Missing Girls: Whatsapp Messages Reveal Shocking 1 Million Naira Deal (photo) by JoeEeL(m): 9:41pm On Jun 04, 2024
SAIDA BOJ, THE TREND-BY-FORCE 'INFLUENCER' OFO WITH HER PACKO YANSH, GO SEE THIS NEWS HIDE HER FACE 🤧
EducationRe: Babcock Student Whose Nude Video Was Leaked By Her Boyfriend Bags First Class by JoeEeL(m): 7:51pm On Jun 04, 2024
chukkystar:
not True. She can pay a professional Hacker to remove all Her nudes online just as Tiwa Savage did. U wouldn't even know it's Her unless You go close. The Sextape was a boyfriend girlfriend sex. She has obviously moved on with Her Life so Kudos to Her..
Haha dey play. Who tell u say tiwa savage tape no dey online?... Na you dey look wrong place fa. cheesy cheesy
EducationRe: Babcock Student Whose Nude Video Was Leaked By Her Boyfriend Bags First Class by JoeEeL(m): 7:09pm On Jun 04, 2024
ILoveNG:
The same girl the school said they expelled
Haha, so u remember?

Only heaven knows which version we go believe o. grin
EducationRe: Babcock Student Whose Nude Video Was Leaked By Her Boyfriend Bags First Class by JoeEeL(m): 7:08pm On Jun 04, 2024
SavageResponse:
I remember this girl, from the way she spun around to drink the guy's cum at the last second you can tell that she's a pro grin
Like the timing was insane.

Her movement was silky smooth.

Then the side eye she gave while looking audaciously at the camera knowing she was recorded.

Then that slight fake "innocent" lookup to the dude with her rolled-up eyes at the end of the session.

My god, her husband-to-be will never escape the nightmares. cheesy cheesy
EducationRe: Babcock Student Whose Nude Video Was Leaked By Her Boyfriend Bags First Class by JoeEeL(m): 7:06pm On Jun 04, 2024
NSNO:
Na who police catch be criminal

She will be alright last last. In a few years people will forget all this.
Except her husband-to-be. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Tells Citizens To Leave Maldives After Island's Government Bans Nationals by JoeEeL(m): 5:44am On Jun 04, 2024
SpatialKing:
That's why I love Israel 🇮🇱
They are not petty

Palestinians will never leave America or other countries where they aren't welcome.. 😂 😂 😂

They are enjoying white previlages
Yet secretly plan to hijack these countries and turn them to shariah nations.

These people are just plain stupid
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Tells Citizens To Leave Maldives After Island's Government Bans Nationals by JoeEeL(m): 5:43am On Jun 04, 2024
YesDaddyTill203:
Every nation should throw those bastard racist fanatics out of their country.
They are getting more isolated by the hour.
Fear fear. Which one be isolation again?

You no wan fight jihad again like one deluded Arab prophet of old?

Make Netanyahu flatten ur skull grin
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: Let's Be Reasonable - TonyeBarcanista by JoeEeL(m): 1:46pm On Jun 03, 2024
SEE THEM:

THESE ARE THE WILLING TOOLS OF THE ENSLAVED SOUTH AND MIDDLE-BELT.

MORE SHAMELESS THAN A NAKED MAD PERSON.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Economy Growing Despite High Inflation - Wale Edun by JoeEeL(m): 3:10am On Jun 03, 2024
Sensibilities of zoo-gerians further insulted.

These apc weirdos are so provocative with words, it is clear that they know zoo-gerians are a mentally defeated people.

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