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Where's the idiot Reno Omokri?

Handsome coach.

As for Messi, he had something extra, other players didn't have. Messi had a few extra layers of football genius he could tap into that no other person could. There are some times you'd see Messi all crowded and seemingly cornered by some opposition players in a match. And like a miracle, you still see him come out of such tight spots with the ball. Like a very very smooth criminal.

He has also scored a number of vital and clutch goals during his career but there is one that comes out top in my head: against ac milan in 2013.
Barca had been beaten 2-0 in the first leg and were on edge. Messi scored a goal that no one saw coming. He just received the ball from either iniesta or xavi; he controlled the speedy ball and shot into the top corner. It was too fast; he was too deadly.

Since that day, I confirmed that Messi is not a normal person.

APOPTOSIS:
They are not Nigerians.
So why bring Nigeria into it?
He said he would send the video to Nigeria. Did I hear him clearly
What has Nigeria got to do with this?

Please someone else should verify

Nigeria makes bad habits go viral 🤣

franchasofficia:
Tinubu heartlessly filled virtually all federal government appointments with mostly Yorubas.


Tinubu has already empowered too many Yorubas using federal government appointments in virtually all sectors more than even Buhari did for Fulanis.


President - Yoruba
Chief Justice of Nigeria - Yoruba
Customs Comptroller - Yoruba
IG of Police - Yoruba
Chief of Army Staff - Yoruba
Prisons Controller - Yoruba
Immigration Controller - Yoruba
EFCC Chairman - Yoruba
CBN Governor - Yoruba
FIRS Chairman - Yoruba
Minister of Interior - Yoruba
Minister of Finance - Yoruba
Chief of Staff to President - Yoruba
and many more that I cant list here.

Imagine if an Igbo President did this? Yorubas will cry blood and call Igbos every unprintable names. But now that a Yoruba President is busy appointing mostly Yorubas into every position, Yorubas are smiling and calling it politics. Please make una de take record of all these because tomorrow Yorubas will lie and deny this.


No other Nigerian President dead or alive has ever appointed only his tribesmen into all major political positions except Bola Ahmed Tinubu and you people are here shedding crocodiles tears.


Tinubu has created a very dangerous record, Nigerians will never forget. Yorubas should not cry fowl tomorrow

Open the list during Jonathan's time.

I want to compare something.

Niok:
Upon all the cheating from davido
Chioma no wan gree leave am
Truly money na baba

How u take sure say she sef been no deh cheat?

SoNature:
Some ladies know how to embarrass their men. Just imagine your girlfriend shouting I love you to celebrity (like the nurse in the video) while still claiming to love you. That one go still get boyfriend or husband and will still claim to love him.

Girls are driven by emotions. Another thing guys tend to not observe much about girls is their craving for fame.

They so wish they can be famous and if they can't, they get seriously wet or attracted to those that are famous.

If u were a school prefect, observe that the girls came close to you.
If u were one of the most intelligent, they would come close to you.
If u are a superstar, they would be attracted to you.
If you are rich / drive a nice car, attraction is guaranteed.
If you are a pastor or a leader of some sort, they would get attracted to you.

Even the ladies like to roll with their 'girlfriends' that are the most beautiful or the most endowed. Because of that fame or attention.
Observe around ur area if there are multiple roads to a place. You'd realise that ladies will like to use the road where the most people (guys) are, even if it's a longer road.
Also observe that they dislike walking at night when no one can spot them or admire them (of course, unless they wan do runs or them never bathe or do their hair or something like that sha).

MatrixCircle:
Well, dollars and Pounds exchange to Naira are almost N2000 /£ and N1700/Dollar. Now calculate it. Assuming he paid N10Million that's just about £5000 or 6000 dollars. That's like a drop from his pocket to give back to his community.
If he brings out like £50,000 or £100k then do something tangible, it will not even scratch his pocket. That hospital bill is small.

Stop being entitled to another man's sweat.

Gosh, nigerians can be so irritating. Jeez.

MatrixCircle:
What he did is good though, kudos but it's far too small. He has made millions of Dollars, so he can build hospital free for his community, then we would know he has done something tangible.

You have 10,000 naira hin your account?

Have u given someone 500 naira out of it?

NairalandGOAT1:
Landmark set...

That's how you give and not drive through a busy road and throw money in the air for "beggers" to pick while claiming Baba nla....

Odogwu with doings... I see you!

You've done what even the government cannot do! Clearing of medical bills of an entire teaching hospital on a normal day is no child's play talk more of doing it in this ebi n pawa economy!

Guys, just take a second to reflect on this great gesture...this is the best in recent years from a celebrity 🙌🙌🙌

It is not an easy thing to do o.

It is an exceedingly selfless service. And no matter how rich he is, the thing go shake hin account.

wellmax:
Welcome to AfganEasternn.

Thank God for SW govs who tamed Sunday Ighoho before he became a monster. The SE never learns.
moon moon pipu

You can't even spell common Igboho. Fake Yoruba.

By "tamed" , you mean an assassination attempt abi?

We know una type. Shameless devilish Killers!

Psalmspsalms:
Why does things tend to go the wrong direction whenever there is division or separation in any nation. Why on earth was it divided into North, south, east and west?
Why does the division of roads cause accident but the irregular movement of crowded people barely cause accident. It seems division most times comes with so many negative parts of it.
U hardly hear of such things from a country that it's nation is barely divided. Ghana, china, south Africa, Morocco, just name them.

Ure comparing apples and oranges. This doesnt make sense at all. Why would u compare the division of roads for cars then switch the comparison to humans?

No sense. And in a crowded uncontrolled human traffic like most nigerian markets, people moving haphazardly tend to brush one another. That is more or less human collision

SeriouslySense:


When the nuclear war start pray that God will be merciful (rapture).

They are just talking about nuclear nuclear, like its a childs play.

Russia has enough nuclear bombs to destroy this world, followed by the USA, and what was once forbidden to say, is now very common.

Do you think, after the war, you will be alright, that is seven years of tribulations. There is non like it, since the world began.

So rapture never happen yet. Na until nuclear start, rapture go remember to happen?

I have observed that if d brain is not powerful enough to invent or process complexities just like d way d brains of russians and americans are sharp, then d brain will recoil into believing folktales, like d folktalkes of 72 virgins (e.g nigerian muslims), or a supposed rapture (e.g. nigerian xtians).

Gandrova:
Vladimir Putin he is a crazy dude Flexing his Military might close to US

Lol. One has to have balls to even try such

Dogalmighty17:
Another thing not really talked about is that Russia may already have nuclear weapons deployed in space. These will act as satellite killers to disable the early warning systems the west has. It was a significant threat enough that the US had to give classified briefings to its senators.

The chinese too are known to have deployed a weapons system in space that no one has yet to understand what it does.

However, the US also has the X-37b which it has kept flying above the stratosphere for 2 years now without landing. No one knows what the X-37b does. It has landed only twice in the past 5 years. It can be understood that the X-37b may also possess some form of classified military advantages to the US.

GPS that is freely available for everyone to use, costs the US 1.5 billion naira to maintain. Russia may plan to target those systems just like china likely will should it invade Taiwan and the US steps in.

The signs aren't good. The nations of the world are preparing for war. China is undertaking a massive realignment and modernisation of its military, India has as well. The US ofcourse has a military budget bigger than the next 10 countries military budget combined! So no one knows what the US even has in stock. It is sending its outdated equipment to Ukraine. Outside its unknown weapons systems, the US remains the only country on earth that can deploy 48000 troops anywhere in the world in 24 hours.

The US is also the only country on earth that can fight and sustain two theatres of war at the same time - the pacific and the atlantic. No other country can do that.

The US airforce, navy and marines are the worlds largest 1st, 2nd and 3rd airforces. No other country comes close. The US exists for war. That country has been at war for 238 years out of its over 250 years of existence.

Russia was thought to be a near equal peer to the US. But years of corruption has hollowed out its armed forces. During the initial invasion of Ukraine, it was found that russian soldiers were selling fuel for their tanks to buy vodka and were getting high off fuel meant for fighter jets. Its flagship the Moskova failed a grave number of safety and serviceability tests. Monies meant for maintenance got eaten. The ship was so underpowered, its radar systems were shut off and Ukraine took advantage and sunk the ship. 400 men died.

On paper, Putin has an army. But in reality it is a shell. Corruption has affected it. Which is why he sacked his chief of defence and put an economist in that position.

Russia wants a ceasefire in Ukraine so that it can use that opportunity to rearm and restrategize. Putin will not leave Ukraine alone. He needs the US diverted and unfocused however. Which is why he has met with president Xi of china, Kim of north korea, representatives of the Iranian government and the leadership of Hamas.

China is positioning to attack Taiwan, North Korea is sending balloons filled with shit to South Korea to provoke a response and Iran, through hezbollah and hamas, is indirectly attacking Israel. Taiwan, South Korea and Israel are allies of the US with binding defense pacts. If they get attacked, the US must respond thus diverting attention from Ukraine.

I think Putin is the most strategic leader in the world right now. He is singularly determining global politics. It is unfortunate though that the Russian army is an embarrassment.

Foulani herdsmen terrorists against nigerians nko?

YORUBA NATION LO SISE DE BE NI.

OYA FUN NWON TAN-AN.

oluwaseyi0:
If you fight back then they will start their victim mentality

last week Christians were gunned down by islam-inclined terrorists today it's Hindu by same Islam-inclined terrorists but yet they keep claiming victim

Anyone supporting islamists is a joke!

These people know what theyre doing.

Bimpe29:
Inna lillahi wa inna ilehi rajiun!

Heart of man is naturally wicked and nasty. 🤢

Heart of islamic terrorists*

XtraFortunes:
Islam is a plague to the world.

They can't live peacefully with any other religion even Hinduism

Everyone can't be Muslims

What a Calamity

This is why sometimes one can't blame Israel even when you want to

Death to all terrorists

RIP to the dead

I will always support Israel, even when it appears theyre using excessive force.

U know why?

Cos I know these islamists and their agenda better

as old as u are

faceland:
The first Egyptian I met was extremely racist (made me hire men and didn't want to pay), I perceive in his country blacks work for free (that is what it seemed like).

They almost destroyed their country because a half negro was president of USA (The so called Arab Spring). They were shocked that a black can be president, so they demanded democracy so they too can aspire to be president/royalty.

I wish I could say I'm surprised but I'm not.

A black (very likely Ilorin) woman went to hajj I think late last year. They were handing out freebies or so, the lady stretched and stretched her hand o, them sideline the woman like person with leprosy.

If Im not mistaken, its like they even tapped her hand off. I don't get it: is it that black people don't know their history or what? Or do they just simply downplay the gravity of the arab and transatlantic slave trade? The way we behave is worrisome: these are traits of a people that seem not to understand the world they live in.

HumanObserver:
It's not just your humble opinion

It is a history of facts

It is truth and nothing but the truth

You are a historian?

Haa, no bro. I listen to freedom fighters in my spare time bro.

HumanObserver:
Sabi boy.. Mehn can't belive man fell for such cheap format.. No one could have said it better.They never ended the slavery, Just delegated the whips and chains to the animals...

Modern day slavery ni oo..

200 million able bodied, well bred slaves.


Politician- Steals 100 billion and kills thousands.

Slaves: God bless Nigeria

Politician: (on his way out of the country) God bless Nigeria and destroy all its enemies who don't want to keep our beautiful nation together..

Slaves: Yessoh.. Agitators ofo! Ogun go kee dem well done baba, a man after God's heart, a man of the people.. Serve us well.. Where are you going..

Politicians: Ooh just off to a few mansions, all over the world, my private island and some resort locations, just see how things are done outside so we can replicate it.

Slaves.. God bless you, God bless Nigeria..

Politician (laughs in his heart) God bless you too patriotic citizen, don't forget to pray for your leader so that we can perform better.

Slaves :God save our politicians..

Politician.. (giggling) God save the slaves.

Hahaha, I can't laugh o.

Perfect summary. You even have the full depiction in your head, haha.

There's a level of consciousness you'll get to that when you're watching the politicians, you can see the lies as they burst out from their mouth. For instance, I think about 2 weeks ago or so, tinubu said "God created nigeria and it must remain one." Just imagine: yes, you want nigeria to remain one as a politician to keep your largesse but c'mon, which one is god created nigeria? Who still believes that crap? Old format. Jeez.

Also if you watch their body language closely or their read their speeches, you can tell that they don't believe in their religion, and I can bet my with you that most of them don't believe in god. For e.g. during their campaign, there was a scene where tinubu was repeating 'alhuamdillah'. Haha, from the body language you could tell that this guy is a better trickster! He doesn't believe in it!

Rulers, most of them, only see religion as a useful tool to control the masses. There was a time a northern governor charged his residents to pray more for their rulers to make d country great lol. And i think another time it was an influential pastor (I think adeboye) that said we should pray that nigeria is transformed by god and sort of implied that nigeria's woes are resultant of our sins. Mere looking at Adeboye, I can almost tell he does not believe in any god or jesus.

fredoooooo:
These are the people , we are all shouting free Palestine, free Israel...
But our own African brothers in Congo , we will overlook it

I say black people stupid gan-an.

And the guy was a nigerian o. Recent trending story. I think it happened this April or May.

Brendaniel:
I don't also believe in Nigeria elections as at now, but do you have any other option?

Na there the problem deh o bro. As for now na only mouth I get.

I am just powerless but think a change can only be made possible if a vast vast majority is like me, or like me, can champion and see to effect a total boycott of these foreign imposed elections. It's doable.

Champion a boycott or a massive resistance, and then table demands like: a pulldown of the constitution or a constitutional reform, regionalism, state police etc.

Doesn't even necessarily have to be total breakup.

But when u say this, naysayers would always object saying: but you have senators, house of reps etc. Let them pass a bill or move a motion for it.

Nonsense! Who told u these people are our representatives in the first place? Representatives also foisted on us. It's just a pretty hopeless situation. I don't see nigeria getting better at all. It may slightly get better in the short term or from scarce time to time... but in the long run, doom is it's final destination.

mariovito:
I do not believe the suicide story.

Proper and indepth investigations should be carried out by the police in medina.

Of course. I can never believe it without evidence.

Recently in Egypt, they tried to rope a black muslim at the airport. A stupid muslim egyptian lady lied that the guy groped her. Authorities did not investigate and instead held the guy in custody. The guy argued but they said they only take d words of a woman in their country. See nonsense.

After a while, they told the guy that he would only be left to go unless he left his baggage cos he's a suspect. I dont know whether u heard this story.

Wetin them deh teach them for ile keu no be:

"Ilu ilorin, kii se ilu fitinaafa

Ilu ilorin sumo mecca abi na aljannah."

Black people too mumu enh. Religiously conquered he and she goats.

Brendaniel:
That's why it is important how the person becomes president, I knew Tinubu will be a sellout because of too many deals he had especially with the north to help him get there.

If someone even like OBJ is there, I doubt if he would let things get to this level, so the person there still matters as at now, what is available now is the so called democracy with election, we should keep trying both, the division of the country and election at the same time.

Bro I don't believe in nigerian elections, sorry. I mean, there used to be a time I used to somewhat believe in it.

But with what I know now, the history of slavery, colonialism, neo-colonialism, the first nigerian elections, the agenda of different tribes and the outside pupeteers, the injustices on peoples of nigeria (biafra war - the 3 R's, the Ogoni 8, the 1804 gobiri jihad, fulani invasions, kaduna and benue genocide), e no worth am abeg.

Just my humble opinion though.

HumanObserver:
It mustn't happen though.. It doesn't have to.. Tiu guys have to speak up. The success of the yorubas or anyone for that matter is our success..

It must be a collective DUTY to stop Dan fodio..

These two very useless and Worthless tribes called Igbo and yoruba must unite to stop their enemy.. We are very useless to be honest no be even cap..

The universities.. The schools the homes.. They took away the real education, nobody ever taught us about Mohammed, why, in Enugu here we grew up believing that Muslims are our brothers and Mohammed was a friend of a Jesus and loved and lived like Jesus, just like they told us that Ahmadu Bello fought for Nigerian Independence and you just grow up and you are like.. What's all this brainwashing every where..

Convince the yoruba to kill their sisters... Convince the Igbo to hate their brothers..Lets pick them off one by one.

Same ancestry.. I don see yoruba Pele wey resemble Igbo tire.. Wtf is wrong with us.

Yoruba Igbo
Enu Onu
Eti Nti
Imu Imi

Only our small face alone.. Identical words.. am not a historian but I belive somehow this can also been seen around so many southern states various cultures that have similar language..

I speak yoruba less fluently than Igbo and English but I have heard and see a MD readuch to know it's not a coincidence...

YORUBA AND IGBO ARE ONE. GOD BLESS OUR COMMON ANCESTOR.

Nice writeup. There's a deliberate wedge foisted to deepen the cracks between both tribes. Personally, I feel we can get along but at the same time have different respective governing systems to cater for those differences.

I think it tells alot that we claim educated yet unable to foster an understanding that can drive us progressively along with other surrounding tribes. To me this is a huge shame and brings into disrespute our so-called education. The purpose of education is to be organised.

Brendaniel:
You are right, however if division is not coming now, you try another option, I prefer division of the country as at now but any serious president would be able to curb it....

You have a very good point. But presidency is just a temporary fix. And that's not even guaranteed. Let's just say "can be".

because we know presidents are just mere figureheads. And whoever must get to that seat would pander and be compromised a lot.

See as tinubu don sell we Yorubas. No b under this same tinubu regime Yoruba farmers gats sign peace pact with Miyetti terrorist allah?

jmoore:
What have you done to kill one terrorist? Abi the shame no reach you?

This ridiculous comparison of one civilian with no political power to security agencies in developed world needs to stop.
Is it the civilian that will go and buy fighter jets to fight terrorists or the government?

Keep asking till you become the next victim.

MarkudiRITA:
It's time for Southern Kaduna youths to form a armed group.

These jihadists almost took over Spain if not for the Crusaders that fought for them and expelled the jihadist to Morocco.

China is massively converting all their Muslims in Xinjiang region to Atheist. Over 2 million have been successfully converted and their mosques destroyed.

I pity Europe, let them keep acting woke and allowing Jihadist into their domain in the name of Asylum. In the next few years, agitation for Sharia law will spring up in multiple cities

Europe's wokeness would be their undoing. I have read too many reports and i just smh for them.

Davidic1999:
God will consume his enemies with fire 🔥

Kaybaba5:
God please rescue your servant

Akfrenzy:
God save him ooo

Make all of una deh play.

Na so Israel deh pray abi? To say na like this Israel deh pray, you think say them go remain for that small corner for Middle east weh them deh manage?

Single shame, una no get.