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Christianity EtcRe: There Is No God, God Should Stop Helping Me- Nigeria Man Says by JoeEeL(m): 4:10am On Jun 24, 2024
Eriokanmi:
The moment he said God should not help him again, something strange happened...who noticed this? Something like a phone fell off his hands...the moment he made that comment, he's lost it. It will take the grace of God for Him to reverse that curse he's placed upon himself.
mtcheeew.
Christianity EtcRe: There Is No God, God Should Stop Helping Me- Nigeria Man Says by JoeEeL(m): 4:02am On Jun 24, 2024
KingAzubuike:
Religion and law controls the world. Just imagine a world eithout those two?

Everywhere snd everything would have been upside down.
Do animals believe in God?

Do u observe ur pet dog doing religious rites or praying to a god? Have animals turned the world upside down?

What u are simply establishing is that man is an untameable beast, worst than animals. And must be reined by something, physical or mental, real or not.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye: Woman’s Breast That Was Cut Off Due To Cancer Grew Back 2 Weeks After by JoeEeL(m): 10:30pm On Jun 23, 2024
IPDGP:
Jesus and his Apostles miracle get evidence, please we also need evidence for the above.

Me no doubt God anyway
Which yeye evidence be that? Dey play.

It is because many people believe it, that is why you subconsciously believe it. It's not because of any evidence.
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah Rejects Animal Husbandry Bill, Seeks Livestock Ministry by JoeEeL(m): 9:36pm On Jun 23, 2024
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Christianity EtcRe: The Hidden Demon In Pride Month (Pics) by JoeEeL(m): 9:25am On Jun 23, 2024
If I talk sha, them go say my own too much.
CrimeRe: Female Kidnapper Caught In Isale Eko House With Kidnaped Children Meant For Sale by JoeEeL(m): 12:06am On Jun 23, 2024
FourQu:
Yoruba's are getting wiser now wink

Instead of mining your skull to sell for 30k a piece they now sell the human beings whole for 50k grin

That's a cool 20k gain over their unenlightened brothers and sisters right there cool they are learning the business from igbos very well.

Modified :

Well, unfortunately some people have deemed it fit to point it out to me further down the thread that the culprit is actually an Igbo woman sad . . . sad, very sad 😔

This obviously means that the yoruba folks still MINE THE SKULLS of their victims for smaller pay cry they haven't learnt to demonstrate their understanding of the simple sanctity of life and ethics of better business by actually selling their victims live instead if killing and beheading them to sell the heads at a 20k loss 😢 after all the hassles and blood . . .

Sad . . . I was so happy for them for an instant, but . . .

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TheChameleon
RecentHistory
Ironbull
INDOMIE9090

I am genuinely ashamed at what the igbo woman did 😔
What an own-goal! All d rest of ur write-up trying to form rational is, unfortunately, a waste of time. You'd have earned more respect if u stood fully on ur bigotry.

That's the same way some of u were stylishly rejoicing at the terrorist attack that occurred in Ondo state about 2 years ago. Some of ur people turned it into a "I-told-you-so" moment, acting wiser than everyone.

In the end when the list of the victims came out, na igbo name full there pass. You people are just too impulsive.

Advice for una: dey calm down.
CultureRe: Amazing Yoruba Lady Who Speaks Igbo Language Fluently And Has Never Been To Igbo by JoeEeL(m): 5:26am On Jun 22, 2024
Lovit:
There are thousands of Ibos that speaks yoruba fluently, so this shouldn't be news.
And did they learn it from inside their own region?
IslamRe: Saudi Stops Stoning Ritual For Five Hours Over Heatwave by JoeEeL(m): 11:35am On Jun 21, 2024
What a pity!

So you mean black-ass nigerians will travel to arab land to throw stones at a devil?

This story always goes over my head. I still can't believe this till today.

Simple brain, black man won't use. Kai!
CultureRe: Amazing Yoruba Lady Who Speaks Igbo Language Fluently And Has Never Been To Igbo by JoeEeL(m): 10:11am On Jun 21, 2024
Not just the Igbo but her spoken english also is just sweet. The guy too speaking Igbo too is also Yoruba. How do people learn multiple languages like this? Damn, I get jealous o.

Omo Oodua ti n wa ti n wa... not the ragtag yorubas omo erus apc is trying to breed online. Hohoho cheesy
PoliticsRe: Eedris: Those Who Don't Criticize Tinubu But Criticize My Song Are Happy Slaves by JoeEeL(m): 10:07am On Jun 21, 2024
IDRIS, WE HAVE MANY OF THEM HERE. HAHA...

ONE OF THEM IS THE SO-CALLED: SonOfDSoil01

Na this kind people them deh call Lagos abobaku. grin grin

Them hire these ones after the 2023 elections. Them teach them for their whatsapp and telegram group say anybody wey antagonise their useless reasoning, them must bark "Igbo!" "Woof-woof!, Igbo" grin grin

RomanceRe: Is Snoring Enough To End A Relationship? by JoeEeL(m): 9:57am On Jun 21, 2024
Deepspirituals:
You are More Fake than Reality .

Nairaland ought to ban Unintelligent and unrealistic Comments like this .

Many People in Relationships are having Problem with Snoring Partners .

And this one is Spewing Gibberish so many Kids on Nairaland mtchew
I am more fake than reality.

And ure quoting me? And u'll say u have sense?

RomanceRe: Is Snoring Enough To End A Relationship? by JoeEeL(m): 10:23pm On Jun 20, 2024
FAKE POST THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

NAIRALAND BE TRYING TO FARM ENGAGEMENTS LIKE ALL THESE DESPERATE BLOGGERS THAT LITTER FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE WITH THEIR PAGES AND CHANNELS.
PoliticsRe: Terror Kingpin Bello Turji Narrates How Banditry Started In Zamfara by JoeEeL(m): 10:02pm On Jun 20, 2024
Thought nigeria said they had klled this guy about a year ago.

Some of u that support one nigeria, honestly, u are not just intelligent. Q.E.D.
AgricultureRe: See What Fulani Herdsmen Did To Someone's Farm by JoeEeL(m): 9:36pm On Jun 20, 2024
babazak:
We are talking of food security. Imagine what these Fulani Herdsmen are doing to this farmer's crop. They are even bold enough to record their action on camera. I think it's high time government should criminalized their excesses and treat their trespasses and willful destruction of farm products as criminal act.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33pyQ13xyQs?si=ClZhwIeH8MeQz_Db
You think its hightime yen yen yen...

so at ur age and boxer's size, you don't know the FG (Fulani Government) are the boko haram terrorists themselves?

Shebi you want one nigeria na. That's one nigeria right there in ur face. Abegiii, make una no deh disturb people ear. Thank you.

Just deh play.
Foreign AffairsRe: Niger Republic Is Transforming Its Desert To Farmlands by JoeEeL(m): 1:46pm On Jun 20, 2024
THIS IS HOW PROGRESSIVE SOCIETIES THINK.

DUBAI DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS. In fact, Dubai has gone to partner with technologists to create artificial rain.

Here, Niger is trying to turn a desert into farmland which is very possible.


But u see, nigeria, where we have demented terrorists and bandits masquerading as lawmakers, arguing for fulani cattleway since british terrorist lugard to be eating crops and plants of farmers.

I keep saying it. Even if u leave the whole nigeria for these insatiable fulani terrorists, they will eventually turn the whole of nigeria to desert cause they are cursed edomites destined to leave wherever they go desolate.

They are responsible for turning the whole of the sahara from sahel to complete desert with their hopelessly useless cows, terrorism and bloodletting.

Awon eranko ofo.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Seeks Negotiation With FG Over Alleged Terrorism Charges by JoeEeL(m): 1:24pm On Jun 20, 2024
SonOfDSoil01:
grin awon ebi e ni ile ni iya je😂😂😂 ma bo yin, baba e ni Moje….omo ale jati jati😂😂
O o ri bi nnamdi kanu se n dan ni? Eni ti n bi l'eere gan jewo pe "Sir, you're looking good." Eni to wa ninu ahamo, wo bi ogo se f'ohun. Sugbon iwo to n be n'igboro, aye e dabi pe o wa l'aye sugbon o o wa l'aye. Hohoho cheesy

Nitooto, oro e ati idile e ti pokulumusu. Ebi ti fe, ebi ti fe kini?... Ebi ti fe gbe idile e lule 😂😂. Aromodomo e a je, nwan fe je sandoro iya ninu one laija.

Opelope Idris Abdulkareem, the great OG. Baba Idris ti tu asiri gbogbo yin. Ina yen to n jo eyin eranko ofo apc labe aso, Idris Abdulkareem ti tu s'ita. Nwon ni "Emi lo kan ti di ebi lo kan".. Hahaha.

Itiju nla gbaa re ooo

O dun were pe omo Yoruba ponbele feran nnamdi kanu tan. Itara yen pelu iya l'abe tiffnubu lo ma pada pa e run l'osan gan gan.

HAHAHAHA grin grin

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Seeks Negotiation With FG Over Alleged Terrorism Charges by JoeEeL(m): 10:21pm On Jun 19, 2024
SonOfDSoil01:
grin na your headache be that oo, you the one crying on my mention grin if you like come from Afghanistan…ko’ kan aye’ 😂😂
Deh play... 🤣🤣

Ani ti iya laija ti ba iwo ati idile re sere tan, o o ni mo boya iya lo n je o, abi iwo ni o n je iya...

Igba di e lo ku se... 😹😹
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Seeks Negotiation With FG Over Alleged Terrorism Charges by JoeEeL(m): 9:34pm On Jun 19, 2024
SonOfDSoil01:
grin Mugu, just like the hunger and poverty that is ravaging your cursed region, where you now sell your children to feed….shameless pig of Biafra😂😂
Eeya. U so wish I were Igbo to fit into your alternative reality.

Get well soon.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Seeks Negotiation With FG Over Alleged Terrorism Charges by JoeEeL(m): 8:25pm On Jun 19, 2024
SonOfDSoil01:
grin after Una don chest beat finish grin it’s really a shame how you lot allow emotions overcome your sense of reasoning….Nzobu nzobu won’t get you lot anywhere, after God na Govt. you can never win grin
Same way yall nigerians can never win poverty, garri-soaking, hunger, kidnappings, joblessness and terrorism. 😹😹

It is una permanent quota ti ti di ojo iku 😸
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Seeks Negotiation With FG Over Alleged Terrorism Charges by JoeEeL(m): 8:19pm On Jun 19, 2024
okoro:
Watery Beans has reset his brain to factory setting
Hunger no be your mate
So u dont know that his entire days meal is much richer than u could ever get in a week?

Chai, o ma se o 😹
RomanceRe: “Not All American Women Think Nigerian Men Are Scammers" White Lady Says (video) by JoeEeL(m): 7:46pm On Jun 18, 2024
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Music/RadioRe: Rema's Calm Down Makes Afrobeats History In The US by JoeEeL(m): 1:09pm On Jun 18, 2024
This life is funny. The formula to success is not cut-and-dried. This guy has sang better songs than this. Many m musicians have better songs…like much better songs.
CelebritiesRe: See How Little Girl, Success Adegor Has Grown 5 Years After Going Viral (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 1:09pm On Jun 18, 2024
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SportsRe: Romania Football Fans Chant "Putin" At Euro Match Vs Ukraine by JoeEeL(m): 8:55pm On Jun 17, 2024
BossGerald:
I think this Op is living in obodo oyibo, because all these inflation, insecurity banditry, tomatoes and pepper no dey bother am.


Na to dey carry Russia/Ukraine/USA matter for head like gala.
Lol.

Likely. It seems there are a number of diasporans on this site.

When u see people who write a lot on nairaland, post a lot, and their comments are absent on topics about the deplorable state of the economy or insecurity or u find less aggression in their comments, or their comments connote someone full of happiness, u can guess the person is either outside d country or a member of the elite or a nigerian politician / politician errand boy.
Christianity EtcRe: Does Your Church Preach About The Coming Of Christ? by JoeEeL(m): 7:05pm On Jun 16, 2024
Demayour:
What has your knowledge of your traditional religion, folk tales, etc, translated into for you as an individual and for your soceity?


One thing about religion is that it's always acculturated, except you're deceiving yourselves. You think Nigerians practice Christianity in the white man style? No, they've Africanise their system. Same thing Islam was African Africanise.

Meanwhile, not only does the traditional religion itself brainwashed, it contains most fairy tales ever found anywhere else. Not to talk about the fact that ancestors who adopted those religions didn't do so out of loyalty to the tribe, they did it out of necessity.

One day, you'll find Jesus and you'll understand the idea of necessity of a man seeking God. Until then, history is longer than you can read and your justification only stretches to your level of understanding.
Acculturation my foot! How many jews or arabs do you see practising Ifa or Omenala? Instead of you africanising islam or xtianity, why don't they israelise or arabise Ifa or Omenala??

Inferiority complex is inferiority complex my friend! To hell with your cheap excuses!

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After all your paragraphs, and your africanising o, west-africanising o, nigerianising o...

Na for this earth you go grow old, born pikin and pikin-pikin, grow white bear bear while looking in the skies..., waiting for ur rapture. U go too old pa. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Does Your Church Preach About The Coming Of Christ? by JoeEeL(m): 6:59pm On Jun 16, 2024
ScarletBrace:
You’ve come again with this pan African nonsense.
You yourself know that rapture / 2nd coming / ressurrection is a scam.

No matter how imminent you want to sound it scary, you definitely know nothing like that will happen. There are no signs or pointers you're waiting for that haven't happened before. There's been world wars (1, 2)... There have been pestilences (black death, flu... , the covid)... There have been supervolcanoes (Yellowstone, Toba etc)..., There have been Ice ages (1, 2, 3)..., and on and on...

Instead what is sure is this: you will marry, have kids, grand kids... and even great grand kids, and you go grow grey bearbear for this earth. That one sure pa. Na better prayer I dey give u so o. cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Does Your Church Preach About The Coming Of Christ? by JoeEeL(m): 6:54pm On Jun 16, 2024
Everlastingson:
Whether you believe or not Jesus died for you and is coming back in the Rapture. You believe science but you doubt God. If you depart this earth without Christ it shall be terrible for you, forever. Without Christ there's no hope for mankind. Escape for your life while you still breathe. Tomorrow maybe too late. Luke13:1-4
You will grow old looking in the skies. That one is a guarantee!

The best you can threaten me is that I do not know what I will meet after death which is debatable but quite reasonable. But to threaten me with one silly rapture of people coming down from the skies then I meet them mid-air is an utmost joke. You have to completely put your brain to sleep to believe that.

I once was like that. Everyday I dreamed and expected the imminence of the rapture. I was only looking for answers in the bible. The moment you take out your head from that bible and begin to entertain arguments for and against and balance it with the brain in your head, it won't take long before you abandon the fairytales.

With simple commonsense, the most simple of commonsense, what will happen to all your forefathers and generations that existed upon this earth for tens to hundreds of thousand of years. Did they meet Jesus, no. So do you condemn them? If they are not condemned, why should you be condemned because of a jew from another land?

Does a typical jew or arab see himself as condemned for not believing in the Ifa doctrine or the descent of Oduduwa or Amadioha? If the answer is no, then check yourself from the suffering of acute inferiority complex.

Christianity EtcRe: Does Your Church Preach About The Coming Of Christ? by JoeEeL(m):
First of all, you have a picture of a white skinned jesus as your saviour and a white host.

As a black man, can't you just hold the mirror and look into it and ask yourself when you will ever choose to be useful to your race? The religio-folks in different races from arabs to whites, jews, chinese, indians, even if they believe in superstitious beliefs, at the very least have their saviours or their gods look like them.


On these grounds alone, can't you people pause for a moment and think deeply? Like the gross stupidity. You have a so-called heavenly host of white people and u somehow think if they'd come, your black ass would be of interest to them. You have grey matter stuffed between ur ears for a reason. Use it!

Rapture is not happening anywhere. Why? Cos in the bible, it was likened to a period of world deluge during the time of noah. And since noah's flood is a pure fairytale, then the rapture story becomes automatically invalidated. I think by now, if you're thinking there was a rain "all over the earth" that caused worldwide flooding, then you don't need a brain again. You'd see black nigerian grownups believing fairytales like kiddos. Some of them probably think if you throw your tooth on a pan or rooftop, it'd grow after 7 days. Or if you spit on the floor and someone steps on it, you'd have sore throat.

This is the kind of country I share with brainwashed folks. Especially the women. Once they are brainwashed from birth, its over. They go just deh zombie deh zuzu till death. I still have to give credence to that guy in one thread last week that said he beat shege out of his mother for waiting for a lord chosen pastor to arrive from traffic to lay hands on his dying sister.

All of you that keep believing in these fairytales, we go soon comot pankere for una. A few strokes of pankere for una back go reset that una fermented black brain.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2024 Match Schedule by JoeEeL(m): 2:54pm On Jun 15, 2024
VinnyBaba:
Then Germany should NOT win it. undecided sad
Hahaa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2024 Match Schedule by JoeEeL(m): 2:46am On Jun 15, 2024
VinnyBaba:
This Euros, I DON'T want England or France to win it. undecided

Vinicius Jnr must win Ballon'Dor this Year. 😊
Blackman must win am.

Mbappe and Jude Bellingham no Black reach. sad
If Germany wins, they may give it to Kroos o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2024 Match Schedule by JoeEeL(m): 2:44am On Jun 15, 2024
meobizy:
They won't call this one a distraction because it fuels their betting habit. Let BBNaija start now, they'll carry their unwashed anuses to type rubbish.
Lol see this girl. Why e deh pain u?

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