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Crime › Re: Lagos Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s Tongue During Fight Over Bucket by JoeEeL(m): 8:17am On Nov 03, 2024
Image123:
Nope, too confused to. Are you an expert, tell me.
The victim was choked by the neck first.

If u are choked, u should know u automatically open your mouth to gasp for breath.
Romance › Re: Man Takes Back Business He Set Up For His Girlfriend After She Cheated (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 8:15am On Nov 03, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
i don do one girl that part of asking her whether na me or the other dude wey knack am na him sabi fvck pass.
nothing sweet me reach dat thing wey i do d wh0re cool
shame no gree am answer grin
na how she take know say I know be that grin
after like 2 more disrespectful fvcks nobody need tell am, she waka grin
Haha, God go help u. Ur wahala don too much.
Pets › Re: Dingo Dinkelman 'South Africa's Steve Irwin' Dies Of Snake Bite At 44 by JoeEeL(m): 8:09am On Nov 03, 2024
efemena5050:
Na only this areas blacks get sense pass white....
But u also realise that risks like this and facing danger like this are the things that pique their curiosity into finding solutions like the anti-venom you have today?
Pets › Re: Dingo Dinkelman 'South Africa's Steve Irwin' Dies Of Snake Bite At 44 by JoeEeL(m): 8:08am On Nov 03, 2024
Honestey:
Going through the comments I guess this man used to toy with snakes. Isn't it?
I need to know when he started playing with snakes so I can tell you when he booked an appointment with angel of death.
I first came across his content during the covid period where he was estimating the speed of a black mamba and he was running away from it, maybe quite tauntingly, then estimating the speed.

Very energetic and exuberant dude, I must say.
Pets › Re: Dingo Dinkelman 'South Africa's Steve Irwin' Dies Of Snake Bite At 44 by JoeEeL(m): 8:03am On Nov 03, 2024
Funflipper:
You mean Tyler Nolan? That dude is living on borrowed time. His king cobra got him good sometime ago but he didn't learn any lessons from that encounter. Next time, he might not just be lucky enough to see another day.
He even lost a finger to a bite one time like that. I pity who no pity am.
Pets › Re: Dingo Dinkelman 'South Africa's Steve Irwin' Dies Of Snake Bite At 44 by JoeEeL(m): 7:54am On Nov 03, 2024
Wealthoptulent:
One day
E get one couple in SA i do watch on Nat GeoWide they are into snake capturing. I hope one day ....hmm!
Another guy called Wild Charles. Them dey always warn am for hin comment section, hin nor dey hear.

Always handling snakes and holding their tails up, even when completely unnecessary.
Romance › Re: Man Takes Back Business He Set Up For His Girlfriend After She Cheated (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 6:59pm On Nov 02, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
make i burn data watch am small grin
I will comment after watching and analyzinggrin

EDIT
The guy fvck up, him for carry the girl go house then him for tell person to tow the kiosk comot ...
him for fvck her in a disrespectful way wey him never fvck her before then when him dey about to cum, him for ask her, between this fvck wey him fvck her now and d one wey the other dude wey she cheat on him with, who knack pass grin
then while cuming him eyes for roll go back of head with us mouth open while waiting for the last drop of cum in the quality condom usedgrin
Then him for just tell her make she wear pant comot from him place grin
she for go discover say kiosk no dey again grin
......
if she come back come say she no see the kiosk i go tell am publicly say i go give am back the kiosk but 2 area boys must round her for knack grin
Imagination go wound this one
Crime › Re: Lagos Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s Tongue During Fight Over Bucket by JoeEeL(m): 6:52pm On Nov 02, 2024
lomprico:
Read and find out
These people are so irritating.

Something as extraordinary as this, which sparks their curiosity to the peak, yet they cant simply read through to find out.

Black brain enh. Kai!
Crime › Re: Lagos Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s Tongue During Fight Over Bucket by JoeEeL(m): 6:50pm On Nov 02, 2024
Image123:
How does this happen? Is the tongue in the pocket or in the palms?
Too lazy to read??
Crime › Re: Lagos Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s Tongue During Fight Over Bucket by JoeEeL(m): 6:49pm On Nov 02, 2024
ArinzeAnthony03:
Were they kissing then fight start?
Lazy man that cant read
Fashion › Re: South Africans Launch Petition To Bar Chidimma Adetshina From Miss Universe by JoeEeL(m): 11:29am On Nov 01, 2024
Awon southy yi.

Ti nwon ti n poju o. Ki lode?
Phones › Re: My Whatsapp Account Just Got Hacked! by JoeEeL(m): 5:05pm On Oct 29, 2024
Call ur closest pals and family members and update them asap.

U may have to block the line quickly.

How did it happen pls?
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad’s Widow Agrees To DNA Test To Determine Son’s Paternity by JoeEeL(m): 1:55pm On Oct 29, 2024
Flipmac:
100%. Most of this generation of women are sluts. Even the married ones.
s

It's over o, my guy.
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Furious: "The Ballon D'or No Longer Exists For Us" by JoeEeL(m): 2:19am On Oct 29, 2024
[quote author=wwwtortoise post=132633745]Football politics at play.
Ballon D’ Or lost its appeal last year when Messi won for the record 8th time at the expense of a more deserving Erling Haaland.

It’s more like Ballon D’ PR for marketing and commercial purposes.[/quote]More deserving that can't even qualify his nation for world cup?

Thank God low-iq Nigerians are not part of the voting process
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 2:10am On Oct 29, 2024
adedayo3193:
He is one of the idiot that claimed that Madrid will exploit our high line tactics when we beat Bayern….being a hater suck
U think I'm surprised?

Before they were saying we can't beat bayern and Madrid but we not only did that, but did it in d space of 4 days, and with some style, and even away against one of them

Now they're yapping
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad’s Widow Agrees To DNA Test To Determine Son’s Paternity by JoeEeL(m): 1:59am On Oct 29, 2024
Flipmac:
Exactly. She wasn't sure until the boy started to have mohbad's physical looks.

Fear women.
E clear say she open leg for another guy apart from mohbad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 8:17pm On Oct 27, 2024
drstranged:
I'm not being hateful. I've been a staunch and unwavering real Madrid fan since year 2000 when they won the UCL against Valencia and I know the potentials of this team. So it's not about hate. They played woefully because any good attacking side would have put in up to 10 goals against this Barca side with a high defence line. Against Bayern, Barca didn't use this same high line tactics. Bayern were actually the ones that used the high line and that's partly why they got thrashed by Barca.
Ive heard u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 11:25am On Oct 27, 2024
drstranged:
You obviously don't know how to analyse games. This Barca strategy of high line against an attacking opponent set them up for failure from the start. A team like man city would have put in like up to 10 goals against this Barca team with such high line set up. All they had to do was beat the offside trap or give long balls from defence over the high line of the Barca defence and allow fast players like Vini and Rodrigo chase. Of course the Barca defence would not be able to keep up with the pace of these guys with those long balls. But despite such flaws in the Barca set up, Madrid still couldn't capitalize but always found themselves in offside. Any team playing a high line is a gift which any attacking team would exploit and score many goals. That's why you'd see that from the start till end of the game, Madrid had countless chances to finish off the game but their strikers especially mbappe disappointed full time
So bayern and now madrid are not good examples of excellent teams that exploit spaces cos they lost heavily to barca? 🤣

Its now man city. Theres something about hate. U wont know how quickly it eats deep to the extent the hater's logic becomes inconsistent.
Education › Re: Female Student Bites Off Schoolmate’s Tongue Over Food In Umuahia by JoeEeL(m): 6:01am On Oct 27, 2024
Zool6:
Fake co concocted story
How did she clip teeth to her tongue
Choked her first. Victim opens mouth to gasp for air.

Opportunity opens up and attacker instintively bites her tongue.

Men tend to trade blows but women tend to fight in unorthodox means, like using nails to tear off skin, tearing bra and pants, slapping, biting etc.

It is more than possible. I believe this 100%.
Education › Re: Female Student Bites Off Schoolmate’s Tongue Over Food In Umuahia by JoeEeL(m): 5:57am On Oct 27, 2024
colizee:
I was wondering how she was able to reach the girls tongue with her teeth? Like how did the victim allow that happen?

Then i realised that grabbing the neck and choking the victim could have made her bring out her tongue.

That girl is a monster!!!
Exactly. Very likely it played out this way.
Education › Re: Female Student Bites Off Schoolmate’s Tongue Over Food In Umuahia by JoeEeL(m): 5:50am On Oct 27, 2024
pafestula:
It started from SAPA

Later to SAPA-SAPA

Now na SAPA BI EMESI (French)
Sapamalekun.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 4:18am On Oct 27, 2024
Uptownerd:
grin
This omar momani enh... since the days of messi ronaldo since 2011. I love his drawings chai.

He too get vinicius junior mouth enh chai. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 10:57pm On Oct 26, 2024
mushroomFarm:
Neymar with Messi and Suarez was a real team player. He gave some of the best assists
I dont know the Neymar that guy was describing o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 9:54pm On Oct 26, 2024
dominique:
Goaalll Barca!
Laugh in Madrid will defeat them with experience grin
Haha.

Even a mod is even throwing banter. Nigerians enh. cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 9:35pm On Oct 26, 2024
Triplerg:
Madrid will win this match
Ok
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 9:19pm On Oct 26, 2024
Sicilyjoe:
Any link to watch
Download CNF sports app on playstore

E go chop data sha o.
Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF Confirms Killing Hashem Safieddine, Potential Successor Of Hezbollah Chief by JoeEeL(m): 9:35pm On Oct 23, 2024
trium:
The problem with these things is that you can't kill an ideology. Their kids will carry on in the various places of the world they scattered to.
So na Israel wey no get ideology abi?

Or u no know say ordinary to exist in peace, even with a small land, na ideology?

No worry, una go learn.
Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF Confirms Killing Hashem Safieddine, Potential Successor Of Hezbollah Chief by JoeEeL(m): 9:26pm On Oct 23, 2024
Mccullum:
Can they kill the ideology of fighting for sovereign state of Palestine?

That's the question Israel will need to answer.
But they can kill Israel's ideology to exist in that small space abi?

No worry. Una go learn.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Shirel Golan Dies By Suicide On 22nd Birthday. by JoeEeL(m): 9:51am On Oct 21, 2024
GBTYO:
0koro,why not condemn your Jew dik sucking Zionist swines on this thread .

Why use my comment to lash out ?

Condemn your Zionist swines doing cheerleading for Pissrael first before attacking me
Una mumu for this nairaland just exhaust person.

Wo, suit urself abeg.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Shirel Golan Dies By Suicide On 22nd Birthday. by JoeEeL(m): 9:04am On Oct 21, 2024
GBTYO:
Over 50 survivors of the attack have so far been suicided.

You know why?

Because these are the guys who refused to back down and went to town telling people that IDF soldiers and helicopter gunships shot at the concert.

The IDF killed most of their own people on Oct 7 and most of the survivors know this .

I know Jews are chicken hearted but how can 50 survivors commit suicide within a year of Oct 7.

Does not make sense until you know that they didn't commit suicide but were murdered by IDF.

Israel knew before hand that the attack will happen and they let it happen and when it was going on, IDF and Mossad goons fired on their own to max the casualties so as to enrage the Israeli public to accept total war on Gaza.

It was a pyschop.

Edit:

I see 0koro judases mentioning me and spewing trash.

The Mossad that has been suiciding these survivors has as their motto the pic related below
F*ck y'all african xtians and muslims. U pple shld keep una deluded war in middle east and not bring it down to africa.

Wetin even consine us sef? Pls we are traditionalists on this land. And at best or worst, we are agnostics. Make una just carry una middle east wahala keep am for there abeg.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Shirel Golan Dies By Suicide On 22nd Birthday. by JoeEeL(m): 9:04am On Oct 21, 2024
GBTYO:
Over 50 survivors of the attack have so far been suicided.

You know why?

Because these are the guys who refused to back down and went to town telling people that IDF soldiers and helicopter gunships shot at the concert.

The IDF killed most of their own people on Oct 7 and most of the survivors know this .

I know Jews are chicken hearted but how can 50 survivors commit suicide within a year of Oct 7.

Does not make sense until you know that they didn't commit suicide but were murdered by IDF.

F*ck y'all african xtians and muslims. U pple shld keep una deluded war in middle east and not bring it down to africa.

Wetin even consine us sef? Pls we are traditionalists on this land. And at best or worst, we are agnostics. Make una just carry una middle east wahala keep am for there abeg.

Israel knew before hand that the attack will happen and they let it happen and when it was going on, IDF and Mossad goons fired on their own to max the casualties so as to enrage the Israeli public to accept total war on Gaza.

It was a pyschop.

Edit:

I see 0koro judases mentioning me and spewing trash.

The Mossad that has been suiciding these survivors has as their motto the pic related below
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kamala Harris Turns 60 Today by JoeEeL(m): 12:46am On Oct 21, 2024
Braveheartt:
Happy Birthday to her, she looks good for her age
Really good. Never knew she was that old.

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