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RomanceRe: Man Storms Ex-Girlfriend’s House With Friends To Reclaim Every Item He Bought by JoeEeL(m): 8:59am On Nov 18, 2025
Kaczynski:
normally dustbin attracts dustbin


why will you date a girl just to be spending on her?? abi you are after her honey pot


relationship is instead transactional , most girls now enter relationship just for profits because the guy is after her honeypot so a girl tries to gain advantage by securing monetary incentives and garden egg. in the end the girl profits mostly by accumulating lots of options.


as a guy the last thing you want is to enter a relationship where you will be taxed . if you are shmex starved , go one on one with vaseline or visit beggers den for correct girls
Visit beggars for sex if sex starved?

How do u mean pls?
EducationRe: If You Used This Notebook In Secondary School,you're A Legend. by JoeEeL(m): 3:37pm On Nov 15, 2025
brain54:
They is one other one...


Olympics with a man jumping over a bar.

I think with light blue background!
That was one of the protagonists of the Igbo-biafran war. The Ifeajuna guy.
PoliticsRe: Armed Bandits Carried Out Coordinated Attacks On 6 Villages In Sokoto by JoeEeL(m): 1:58am On Nov 15, 2025
Negroid001:
When Nnamdi Kanu said we are living in a zoo. This is what he's referring to.
And he's right.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Christians Hit The Streets, Call Trump To Save Christians(photos) by JoeEeL(m): 3:11pm On Nov 14, 2025
Richtaiwo:
A quick glance at these ones will tell you which part of the country they come from. They are hoping that Trump will come and replace Tinubu with pitobi. The Christian genocide rhetoric is just a smokescreen. Some were even saying when Trump come, Lamido Cownu is the first to be freed before bombarding Tinubu with Tomahawk.
A quick glance at....


Just sharap!
PoliticsRe: Morris Monye Resigns As Director Of Mobilisation Of The Obidient Movement by JoeEeL(m): 7:06pm On Nov 13, 2025
richiemcgold:
Why is all of them resigning these days na? 🤥🤥

Obidients, una never do opposition reach 2 years all of una don dey resign. From Okupe to Yesufu to this one. Isn't it too early?

Tinubu was in opposition for over 20 years na. grin grin grin
When did yesufu resign?
PoliticsRe: Senior Advocate Of IPOB - Wike’s Aide Mocks Nnamdi Kanu (Picture) by JoeEeL(m): 10:09pm On Nov 07, 2025
sweerychick:
Diss and mock him for all you care, Nnamdi Kanu would still go down in history as the Man who saw tomorrow in this shithole. Everything he predicted is what is unfolding right before our eyes, the worst the Nigerian government can do is to sentence him to death. But your silence on him cannot stop his determination
U are correct. Very.

But u must learn to deal with criticisms too. Kanu was careless. So unncecessary of him, especially with someone with such bright mind... he should have known better to learn how to put his emotions under check. He would have achieved far more.

Imagine him writing books, giving speeches... imagine him on the microphone in such a time the USA is beaming their torch on the terrorism in Nigeria. Imagine his value if he were to be outside by this time. He wasnt guided properly. An extremely big shame.
Foreign AffairsRe: “leave Us Alone, America!” — Protest Rocks Alausa, Lagos (Photos/Video) by JoeEeL(m): 6:23pm On Nov 07, 2025
Im ashamed of this govt
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Blasts Justice James Omotosho, Rages In Court Uncontrollably (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 4:17pm On Nov 07, 2025
hotseat:
MNK has made his case even worse!

Right in the court of law, he continues to increase his crimes by insulting His Lordship, Justice James Omotosho.

Chai!

MNK knows he has come to the end of the road and has decided to give the last kick just like a dying horse.

By the time, he knows it, he would be behind bars or meeting with the hangman.

Nigerians are waiting with bated breath for the pronouncement of his final sentence.




@hotseat
Let's say ure right. But what of the terrorists of fulani extraction that are given pardons and a free hand?

Kanu's case, I think I can say, is a direct result of the ineptitude of the Nigerian govt. If they had not been so lax, especially with the fulani herdsmen running riot, I doubt Kanu would have gone to the extent he did. Probably he'd still be holding rallies and at worst, cause some nuisance here and there. But he wouldnt have gotten to the extent to which it got.

Nigerian govt also must sentence themselves for shooting protesters at Lekki tollgate. The Nigerian government too is crazy, which made Kanu also go crazy. The Nigerian government, thus, is as guilty as Kanu for not protecting life in the first place.
PoliticsRe: New U.S. Bill Seeks Visa Bans, Asset Freezes For Nigerian Miyetti Allah, Fulani by JoeEeL(m): 8:23pm On Nov 06, 2025
God bless America
PoliticsRe: We Are Going To Do Things Nigeria Won’t Be Happy About - Trump by JoeEeL(m): 2:27pm On Nov 06, 2025
KaLuCh:
Once you see drone, your life go flash before your eyes.
😂😂
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Not even big drone o. Just baby drone
CelebritiesRe: Security Did A Terrible Job – Fans Fume As Davido’s Enugu Concert Turns Chaos by JoeEeL(m): 9:10am On Nov 05, 2025
Mtcheewwwww. Overrated
PoliticsRe: Sadeeque Abba Warns Trump: We Will Bury American Soldiers Alive In Nigeria by JoeEeL(m): 3:00am On Nov 05, 2025
Putindbutt:
Trust me, the disgrace the US troops will collect will be more than the disgrace they faced in Afghanistan. If the local people do not support you, you're fried already. These are the local people telling Trump to stay clear their land. The Nigerian Army knows what they are facing whenever their movements are being leaked and ambushed. I still believe all this is just initial gra gra from Trump. If he wants to help us, give us weapons without the usual delaying and unreasonable conditions attached to it. And give the office of the NSA the Intel you gathered.
The local people are the ones being killed, can u kindly sharrap!
PoliticsRe: US Bombing Of Bandits In Nigeria Will Worsen Killings — Sheikh Gumi by JoeEeL(m): 4:34pm On Nov 04, 2025
ebukal67x:
Sheikh Gumi is an advocate for the bandits. He should be ignored.
Ignored or arrested?
PoliticsRe: We’re Slaughtered Like Cows - Catholic Priest Begs Trump To Come Quickly by JoeEeL(m): 9:14pm On Nov 02, 2025
Nigeria: useless disgraceful zoo!

Trump come now!

We have been warning these stupid fulanimals since. They brought death and destruction to our lands. Made people become agitators overnight. Went for their lives. So unfair!
Christianity EtcRe: When Praise Becomes Therapy: Why Nigerians Dance Their Pain Away In Church by JoeEeL(m): 2:35pm On Nov 02, 2025
Procashtips:
The holy spirit only moves where he's wanted and invited.
Dey play
RomanceRe: Avoid Dating Nigerian Girls In The UK” – Man Warns, Shares His Reasons by JoeEeL(m): 2:30pm On Nov 02, 2025
papiSNEH:
My brother don't wound yourself with talk..A tiger cannot change its stripes.

most Nigerian girls feels they are the ones doing you a favor in a relationship.. that's why i jejely go for east African girls. especially Ethiopian Damsels they are too calm,soft,loving and loyal. Na there you go know God's design na helele... beautiful face, nice shape 8 , madt behind with flat tummy unlike their Nigerian counterpart with big belle like person way dey drink Gulder, consuming everything on the menu like Anaconda
Abeg where u dey find these ethiopian girls
Christianity EtcRe: When Praise Becomes Therapy: Why Nigerians Dance Their Pain Away In Church by JoeEeL(m): 9:04am On Nov 02, 2025
MrColdsweat:
Why confront the government to fix the country when we can go to church and shout amen?
The church only exist to sell fake gullible hope.
What do you expect? Blacks prefer delusion to reality; fiction from facts.

A typical black man's brain is so dead lazy when confronted with issues. The manner and flow of conversation will make u weak. Nigerians to me, are some of the weakest-minded people u can find in d world; they're just loud.


For instance I was discussing with a friend about the terrorist invasion in most middlebelt areas like kogi, benue, kwara, s.kaduna, even Niger and Plateau... and told him what we should do as it is coming down south? The guy was like "ah, I didnt hear it o... God will save us o". You get that typical weak-ass-lazy-minded nigerian response. Many nationalities dont talk like that; they are more refined & structured in their approach and thinking, something like "the security budget should allow for more boost of funds and recruitment for the vigilantes... we have to get to the grassroots to ensure infiltrated elements are weeded out, only those who speak our language must represent us, we must tighten our borders" .... u get the flow of a typical intellectual discourse, which otherwise shld be normal.

But as the years hav rolled by, black man has just bcom more dunced! All thanks to their proclivity of fake hope, wishes and sentiments!
Christianity EtcRe: When Praise Becomes Therapy: Why Nigerians Dance Their Pain Away In Church by JoeEeL(m): 8:58am On Nov 02, 2025
Procashtips:
Sunday service in some churches is now seen as a social gathering where you go "clubbing" for free without having to pay gatefee.
That is what it as always been. Is there any holy spirit moving there; is there any miracles happening there? All these are pure folktales as a book. Which is why xtianity in the other continents have evolved into something as a mere form of identity / association or a rallying point... not necessarily as a true spiritual belief of some fabled heaven / hell and all that rubbish...
Christianity EtcRe: When Praise Becomes Therapy: Why Nigerians Dance Their Pain Away In Church by JoeEeL(m): 8:46am On Nov 02, 2025
Nonsense.

This is why church and mosque activities are simply a placebo-effect inducing drug. It's pure fantasy that helps to temporarily protect you from the harsh realities of life by means of a bubble of fantasy. Its like an ostrich facing danger and burying its head in the sand. The danger is still there, the realities and machinations of life are all still there.

This church thing is just a fanciful way of escaping life's realities but in reality it solves nothing. Only real men forgo this nonsense and face the obvious reality as it is. Why be hypocritical about life's reality? It's no different from those who smoke igbo or drugs to get high and run from life's worries. Especially women, that's why u see them alot in church, they love to run away from hard truth but instead find a softer place of fantasy. Thats why d imagination of a heaven sells a lot to them.

Peak fooling!
Science/TechnologyRe: A Massive Nile Crocodile, Estimated At Over 5 Meters Long by JoeEeL(m): 2:40am On Nov 01, 2025
libertyfather:
Pepper soup crocodile.....very delicious
Its time to begin frowning against shallow comments like this. Must everything be food? Are u guys not even ashamed? In d 21st century, still commenting like ure stuck in the dark ages?

What's so special about eating peppersoup? And after that what next? Shhit and come online to comment "pepper soup" on another animal post?

Show value; show substance.
Foreign AffairsRe: Sudan: 460 People Killed In Attack On Maternity Hospital by JoeEeL(m): 9:45pm On Oct 29, 2025
RSF is the same as Fulani militias. No difference.

The main aim is arabic expansionism in africa and the elimination of black natives of Africa. South Sudan saw this and fled.
Christianity EtcRe: Dachomo: Don’t Pay Ransom If I’m Kidnapped; My Death Will Liberate Christians by JoeEeL(m): 7:08pm On Oct 27, 2025
HawkTuahGirl:
Berom people are accommodative. But not to be interpreted as weakness. They cleansed Jos town of all Jihadist when they had enough of their incessant attack and had been on guard against future attacks.

Berom people will be fine in the next 100 years, you should be more worried about the Hausa and Fulani people
Haha,, who told u I be hausa or fulani? 🤣🤣.

So u mean the Birom are likely to outlive the hausa and fulani people? This one shock me die. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Dachomo: Don’t Pay Ransom If I’m Kidnapped; My Death Will Liberate Christians by JoeEeL(m): 2:47pm On Oct 27, 2025
HawkTuahGirl:
We need Man of God like this in Nigeria.

Our God is a God of War. I serve in Jos. All those place the bandits are attacking are soft target. And security are protecting the bandits. If they give the people chance to fight their own battle, the problem will be solved quicker. I am speaking for Berom people, though I m not a native.
How are the Berom people like? Are they tough?

And how are other Jos indigenes protecting their lands? What is the population of southern nigerians in this place? And what do you think is the outlook of plateau in the next 50 to 100 years despite this islamic jihad?
PoliticsRe: Sultan Of Sokoto Denies Genocide Claims In Nigeria by JoeEeL(m): 8:29am On Oct 26, 2025
Godjone:
The Satan of sokoto has spoken. This very man under his watch in sokoto, islamists religious extremists burnt Deborah into arshes
Ure going too far. Do u know he's the direct grandson of Dan fodio, the throne usurper and killer of Hausa kings and Hausas themselves in the guise of a jihad?
CultureRe: Drama Between The Alaafin Of Oyo & The Ooni Of Ife At Baba Ijebu 90th Birthday by JoeEeL(m): 3:59pm On Oct 25, 2025
clarocuzioo:
Even their obas are not left out in their hate and show of shame. Look at what supposed custodians of tradition and culture are displaying. sophistication my smelly ass
Yoruba is ur standard. You shall only look and observe from ur enclave.
CultureRe: Drama Between The Alaafin Of Oyo & The Ooni Of Ife At Baba Ijebu 90th Birthday by JoeEeL(m): 3:58pm On Oct 25, 2025
budaatum:
And some of my Yoruba people want me to support a Yoruba republic that these two might lead?
Don't support it. Get out pls.
CelebritiesRe: Verydarkman: 'Igbo Tribalists Want To Go To War With Me, I Will Defeat Them' by JoeEeL(m): 4:22pm On Oct 24, 2025
slam7000:
I’m a full blooded Igbo man. A proud Nwafo and I’ll like to come back to this world an Igbo man, however not all of us support nonsense. I like what VDM is doing, fake or not. I like his boldness and I’ll cast my vote for Sowore if I have the opportunity…at same time. I’ll never support B lord or whatever he calls himself. Where I come from, we don’t play the ethnic card and we are not clannish.
I read somewhere that B lord bought a car to prove that he’s ‘bigger’ than VDM. I’m embarrassed on his behalf, b Lord has issues with himself. What kind of person shows off or try to prove superiority by buying a car to show off to his fellow man. I can never support that. He is just a child.
He also posted VDM’s nude and insulted his mum. I can never support such act or insanity.

A man who posts anyone’s nude can kill if he has opportunity. We respect our mothers.
Blord shows traits of someone who’s more dangerous than a venomous snake.

I know he has got lots of fans but I can’t support such person.
I like ur balanced approach. How man go dey follow man fight, con go share hin nudes? That is seriously seriously below the belt, and very low. Na women dey like do all that nonsense. Where them go dey fight, and them go like to tear the other girl bra or pant. I am so ashamed a man could do this. Na serious fumble be that o. As a guy, u dont do that. Life no be war abeg.

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