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Christianity EtcRe: Is The Deeper Life Bible Church A Cult ? by Joefixy(m): 9:44am On Dec 16, 2017
May God almighty judge you with this bunch of lies that you just said about this church...
frosbel2:
I was a Deeper Life member and worker and almost a Pastor for about 20 years.

Initially when you join it appears to be one great club of humble believers, but afterwards you notice the following traits of their organisation ;

• They are beholden to one man, Pastor Kumuyi

• Anything Pastor Kumuiyi says is truth and if you do not like it you must leave or start your own church

• They are so spiritually arrogant, and portray their church as the next best thing to holiness while other churches are either further away from holiness or fake altogether

• They separate families, husbands and wives, children and parents, siblings, co-workers etc .

• If you are in a second marriage and become born again (so called), you must go back to your first wife and reconcile to her, assuming she is unmarried because your second wife is not recognized by God. Imagine the confusion this will cause especially with children involved.

• They lack true compassion and love for everyone else other than their own members

• They use hell fire to threaten their members into paying tithes and to abide by church rules and regulations.

• If you are not careful, the church will take over your individuality and you will become another zombie minion without a mind of your own

• The church also has to tendency to preach against wine or alcohol intake, something that was never commanded in the bible, rather the bible says we should do everything in moderation

• It is difficult to be truly happy in Deeper Life because you are always fighting one sin or the other or chasing one demon or the other

• Their focus is strongly selfish, it is all about your own salvation and escaping hell to make heaven.

• They will often tell off young women for certain styles of dressing, the problem is many of these same women have the heart of Jezebel, very similar to a modest radical Muslim woman who despite dressing modestly with the Hijab will easily blow up innocent civilians in the name of her god.

• They preach the fables and myths of a fictitious rapture (started by a charlatan called Scholfield ) , Trinity and Hell fire


Young ones, do not be enticed to join. God has called you to express your individuality and make choices in favour of righteousness and peace. God does not want any man to rule over you or force his own belief on you. You are answerable only to God and not Man.

Enjoy this life and all that goes with you, don’t live a life of misery in the name or religion.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear 2017 Pre-selected Applicant, Good Evening, Please See The News Below. Ki by Joefixy(m): 3:55pm On Dec 04, 2017
Thanks for the respond, please when is eti-osa local government going to start, let me know the date please


Two things we have said
1. States have different start dates
2. Due to the holiday affecting some preparatory logistics, take off at State

LGAs will be delayed for a few days.[/quote]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear 2017 Pre-selected Applicant, Good Evening, Please See The News Below. Ki by Joefixy(m): 11:38am On Dec 04, 2017
Where in Lagos state Npower physical verification is taking place?... please I really want to know because I base in Obalende
Jobs/VacanciesRe: #TheNpowerChallenge, Tell Us If You Knew Anyone Before You Were Pre-selected. by Joefixy(m): 9:20am On Nov 26, 2017
Npower was fair enough..check out other federal government agencies how they use to select candidates na man know man...kudos to Npower...when are you guys starting the physical verification?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Agro Test Starts Today, Apllicants Lets Meet Here And Discuss by Joefixy(m): 4:39pm On Jul 28, 2017
Femorama:
Hope you tap to submit the quiz and sure it was submitted
Yes it was submitted.. I checked it out today still showing NOT PERMITTED
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Agro Test Starts Today, Apllicants Lets Meet Here And Discuss by Joefixy(m): 12:26pm On Jul 26, 2017
[quote author=Skyscape post=58832832]On my Review, I saw NOT PERMITED. What does that mean?[/quote
Same here as well because of the NOT PERMITTED on the review I did second attempt till the same thing, please can someone explain to us
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Agro Test Starts Today, Apllicants Lets Meet Here And Discuss by Joefixy(m): 12:03pm On Jul 26, 2017
profike91:
I wrote mine some minutes ago with my android. I saw only eleven questions in each attempt. I hope am in line
Same as mine just eleven questions, i also did d second attempt still eleven questions after I submitted it i saw finish and not permitted as review.. Please can someone help me out was the meaning of Not Permitted on the review
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Agro Test Starts Today, Apllicants Lets Meet Here And Discuss by Joefixy(m): 7:15am On Jul 26, 2017
Bari22:
This is to remind Npower Agro applicants that their assessment test starts today and is expected to end 1st august 2017.
For those who applied for Npower Agro, the process is now slightly different from the previous.
If your BVN records match your application, when you log in, it will state the time you can log in to write your assessment test.
See the image below.
As usual log into https://apply.npower.gov.ng/test/index.php to write your test.



For more information visit www.naijinfos.com/2017/07/n-power-agro-assessment-test-starts.html?m=1
That means there are not going to send us message.. Before i tried login but it is showing invalid login, yesterday night i did and it went through showing me that it is starting on 26th Wednesday by 12:05am..please anyone that have written should tell us about the assessment so that we can have idea of what we are going to face
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power, NG Remains Committed To A Fair And Transparent Process. by Joefixy(m): 9:08am On Jul 11, 2017
npowerng:
Your BVN details must match your application details
what if you are no longer using the number you used for bvn registration due to the fact that their stole your phone and you bought new line but your name correspond with the names you used for bvn and npower.. Will that candidate be consider
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-Power: The 2017 Assessment Stage by Joefixy(m): 11:16pm On Jul 08, 2017
Dan42:
I can't login to my account. I keep getting this error message ' Invalid login, please try again'
that is same thing am experiencing as well
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power: Site For Test Assessment & Timetable - See Details Here by Joefixy(m): 8:21am On Jul 03, 2017
masada:
what of those who avnt got SMS and registered alredy
is like the way things is going, there are only sending sms to people who are still using the phone number their used in registering bvn.. May God not allow that to happen
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power: Site For Test Assessment & Timetable - See Details Here by Joefixy(m): 8:17am On Jul 03, 2017
Emmyloaded:
The site for test assessment is www.npower.gov.ng

Applicants who register between July 1st - July 13th will write their assessment tests between July 25th - July 31st.

Steps To Writing The Assessment Test

Once you receive an SMS to write your test, follow the steps below.

1. You will receive an SMS to write the assessment tests because you BVN records match your application.

2. Proceed to the website www.npower.gov.ng

3. Click on Test Menu

4. Log in with your phone number and bvn

Assessment Timetable

N-TAX: July 1st - July 3rd

N-HEALTH: July 4th - July 6th

N-AGRO: July 7th - July 10th

N-TEACH: July 11th - July 21th

Note, ONLY those whose BVN records match their application will be invited to the tests at www.npower.gov.ng

More details, visit: http://www.emmyloaded.com.ng/n-power-online-assessment-test-date-announced/
What is the matter with N-power hope they are not base on number used in bvn for them to invite someone because the number I used way back for bvn was stolen with my phone and I made used of new number and my bvn for the N-power registration
PhonesRe: 50k-70k Budget: Best Android Phone To Buy by Joefixy(m): 11:55am On Jul 01, 2017
Sincerely speaking am currently using xiaomi product redmi.. Infact these guys are best in terms of Android phones..
RomanceRe: 10 Signs She's Really In Love With You by Joefixy(m): 7:46am On Mar 20, 2017
[quote author=Lautechgossip post=54760250]When it comes to love, and particularly women, men can experience difficulties in deciding if a woman loves them or not.

There are ways to tell if a woman loves you by the way she moves, the way she speaks, and other actions she takes even when she is not with you.

If you are in a new relationship, and don’t know how to interpret the signals you’re getting from the woman you are dating, here are ten signs she loves you:

1. You notice a change in her appearance
When it comes to a woman who is in love, you will notice a sudden makeover in the way she looks. Her makeup, hairstyle, clothes and accessories will change as she will do anything to try and impress you.

2. She shows genuine concern for you
When a woman falls in love, she will worry about you and won’t be able to stay away if she notices you’re having troubles. She will let you know that she's there for you in case you need her, and she will be deeply concerned and interested in any problems you’re having.

3. She shows you off to family and friends
A woman who really loves a man is proud to be with him and can’t wait to show him off to her friends and family. She will constantly talk about you with others and will be deeply interested in wanting to know your parents and your friends.

4. She makes sacrifices for you
Another sign that she really loves you is when she takes the time to be with you and to do the things you love to do. It is easy for her when you do the things she likes to do, but if you’ve noticed that she’s given up these normal activities to be with you, it’s an indication that she cares about
you a great deal.

5. She talks about the future with you
A woman in love will talk very excitedly about the future, making plans regarding it and telling you about the things she wants the two of you to do together. She will make subtle hints while imagining building a future with you in it.

6. She does unexpected, yet pleasant things
to surprise you

It’s in a woman’s nature to want to give to the people she cares about. If she begins doing things like showing up at your workplace with
lunch, buying you meaningful gifts, straightening up around your apartment, cooking you dinner, or helping with your laundry, she is very likely in love with you.

7. She touches you frequently
A woman in love enjoys being physically close to the person she appreciates so much, so you should guess her feelings from reading her body language. She will touch you often, rest her hand on your arm, massage your back when you’re together and she might even have goose bumps
when she’s near you.

8. You are the only guy she’s focused on
If she’s in love with you, she won’t be bothered with dealing with other guys, as you’re now the only one she focuses her attention on.

9. She wants to be around you as much as
possible

A woman in love won’t think twice about clearing up her busy schedule for you. She will postpone her appointments, be late for meetings, and skip classes at a moments notice to spend
as much time with you as possible.

10. She wants to know intimate details about
you

A woman in love will show a lot of interest in the life of a particular guy, so if she starts being extremely curious, sincerely and profoundly interested in every aspect of your life, asking about your day, wanting to know everything about your childhood, your family, and things that happened in your life that made you the man you are today, it’s a very good indication that she loves you.

http://www.kikiotolu.com/2017/03/10-signs-she-really-in-love-with-you-no.html
Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique [/quote.. True talk
PoliticsRe: We Did Not Reject Magu, Because Of DSS Report~Saraki, Senate President by Joefixy(m): 1:59pm On Mar 19, 2017
[quote author=NgeneUkwenu post=54736370][s][/s]

You are among d corrupt individual of this great nation.. To hell with saraki kettle calling pot black
FamilyRe: 6 Signs Your Child Is A Tech Addict by Joefixy(m): 7:32am On Feb 26, 2017
Lol... true talk, I need to stop as well
FamilyRe: My Husband Is A Kleptomaniac, LASTMA Official Tells Court by Joefixy(m): 7:29am On Feb 26, 2017
Lol.. This one is so strong.
PoliticsRe: Sapele Residents Protest With Generators On Their Heads Against Power OutagePICS by Joefixy(m): 2:25pm On Jan 27, 2017
informant001:
Some residents in Sapele area of Delta state engaged in a massive protest against the Benin Electricity company (BEDC) over power outage which they say has been longing for months without any improvement. Some residents were pictured carrying generator sets on their heads during the demonstration. See pictures from the protest below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/01/sapele-residents-protest-with.html
This buhari regime is turning to something else, economy rating they are zero and also power as well absolutely zero... Fashola just come out straight that you can't handle the much work load and kemi should willingly resign
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Twerks For IK Osakioduwa (Photos) by Joefixy(m): 2:11pm On Jan 27, 2017
They must be a chemistry between these two for him to grab someone wifey in that manner
CelebritiesRe: Osita Iheme ‘Pawpaw’ Floats Young Boss Records, Unveils Barrister Max & Charisma by Joefixy(m): 7:03pm On Jan 26, 2017
nakademusng:
Source:- http://www.nakademus.com.ng/2017/01/26/osita-pawpaw-iheme-floats-young-boss-records-unveils-barrister-max-charisma

After months of strategic planning, networking and intensive research, leading Nollywood star, Osita Iheme famously known as Pawpaw, has no finally floated his long awaited Young Boss Records.

And to show that he is ready for business and poised to take over the industry, the A-list thespian, recently signed a mouth watering recording deal with two young and talented artistes, Barrister Max and Charisma, who are currently dictating the pace on his fresh label

"From me to you., the passion to assist and impact in young talent made this happen. Pls support us as I unveil the newest record label and youngest artistes . ladies and gentlemen I present to you Max @ovicmax and Karisma @charismatunes from the Young boss family. #GodistheGreatest"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPspJDsBilN/?taken-by=ositaiheme&hl=en
... Nice business sense... small but might in reasoning
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Building A House In Nigeria (photos by Joefixy(m): 3:58pm On Sep 08, 2016
Evakinqz:
Nice one bro..
Bros nawaooo u r playing more dan four key position..my candid advice u bera concentrate on one or two so dat u can perfect urself in dat area..
I play central back, right full back, left full back nd defensive midfielder....
EducationRe: UNIOSUN Lecturer Sex Scandal: "Nothing Is Going To Change My Love For You" -Wife by Joefixy(m): 7:10am On Aug 13, 2016
Is her soulmate Jesus?...try and be reasonable for once...she is really a virtuous woman standing by her husband...u r here spitting trash...
kingreign:
Her statement was referred to Jesus, not the man. If she was referring to the man in her sentence, it would read, , Olabode Wale OJONIY, dear Husband or some other related title or something else, but the person she referred to in her sentence is Jesus, hence the Jesus, you are Lord. Nothing gonna change my Love for you. Soulmate for life, Together for ever through it all
PoliticsRe: List Of 31 Ex-Governors That Will Face Corruption Charges by Joefixy(m): 2:01pm On Jul 28, 2016
Since benue state ex governor(gabriel suswam) is der am in total support of d probing infact d probing should start from him
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Can't Wait To Disvirgin And Have Kids’ – Halima Abubakar by Joefixy(m): 8:38pm On Jul 26, 2016
Girls dis days let guys bleep their ass instead of vagina n still form der r virgin...she is one of dem

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