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PoliticsRe: Police Bans Officers From Conducting Road Checks In Mufti by joekine: 6:46am On Mar 12, 2022
Nigeria is so good at keeping laws only one news, not in reality. As at this laws starts the beginning of wearing mufti.
CelebritiesRe: Buhari Celebrates Pete Edochie At 75 by joekine: 11:10pm On Mar 07, 2022
Where is Mr presidoo celebrating Pete's birthday. Let him show face .
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I Have Lost Staff, Relatives, Friends To COVID-19 by joekine: 3:54am On Jun 14, 2020
Oga presido if you are still alive or fake you. Stop deciving yourself with this covid-19. No covid-19 in Nigeria. Whoever is in charge over there should let us go back to our normal life. The money you people have cornered is enough please...
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: Nigeria Can Turn COVID-19 Pandemic To Economic Victory by joekine: 3:45am On Jun 14, 2020
Inactive vice president ...
PoliticsRe: If You Were The President Of Nigeria, How Would You Make Nigeria Better? by joekine: 3:41am On Jun 14, 2020
Just divide the country into three region. The country is over populated which is affecting the development of the cities and making room for those polithiefs to loot money... Dividing the Nigeria is the best.
CrimeRe: Man Hits His New Born Baby On The Floor In Imo Because It’s Not A Boy by joekine: 5:53pm On May 06, 2020
He should be punished heavily.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Dangote Became A Billionaire Because FG Gave Him Monopoly by joekine: 5:14pm On May 01, 2020
That's the truth.... That's why FG is fighting other entrepreneurs
PoliticsRe: How Buhari’s COVID-19 Speech Leaked Ahead Of Broadcast - Femi Adesina by joekine: 9:44am On Apr 29, 2020
Stop giving us this trash from stupid government. So our so called president can't make speech on his own without someone drafting an article for him to read. Shame to them. All the things they are hiding will soon be known....
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Chuks Ogbueli Celebrates His 52nd Birthday Today - Memoir by joekine: 8:58pm On Apr 28, 2020
Happy birthday sir
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves Buhari’s Request To Raise Fresh N850bn Loan by joekine: 8:48pm On Apr 28, 2020
What a zoo nation. I pity the poor masses cos they are the ones to pay for this loans.
PoliticsRe: Obiano Inspects Bridge Projects In Anambra (Photos) by joekine: 8:39pm On Apr 28, 2020
Emmanuelhector:
Oga kpochie onu
He is not better than Peter obi
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi: ‘Buhari Is A Shy Person, Dislikes Public Show’ by joekine: 9:21pm On Apr 27, 2020
Stupid and foolish man like Amechi talking as an idiot. The worst country Nigeria.
SportsRe: World Cup; Super Eagles Players Will Be Arriving Russia Dressed Like This.Photos by joekine: 8:35pm On Jun 11, 2018
[quote author=Kastonkastroll post=68372898][b]Shey na by dressing abi fine jersey. undecided See as ighalo dey even do tama self, but even if you give the guy an empty post, he no go fit score. I go pick mr ibu as a striker over this ighalo anyday anytime. Na when iceland flog this super chickens like 4 goals to nil, that's when una heads go reset.

My world cup prediction for super chickens

Iceland vs nigeria 2 - 0

Croatia vs nigeria 4 - 1

Argentina vs nigeria 3 - 0

Dont ask me how i knew this scores. I'm the only surviving son of paul the octopus.



You will be ashamed to see Nigeria qualify to semi final
BusinessRe: Dangote Gifts Police 150 Cars (Pictures) by joekine: 8:32am On May 31, 2018
They will use it to extort money from the motorists... Useless Nigerian police...
RomanceRe: Man Engages His Girlfriend With A Range Rover in Enugu (Photos) by joekine: 5:10pm On May 28, 2018
[quote author=BloggersNG post=67945997]Nkemjika Chukwuma a Final Year Student at the University of Nsukka who turned plus one 2days ago got the shocked of her life after her darling boyfriend proposed to her with a Range Rover, and its the white color..

The lady who was obviously shocked, started screaming upon seeing the Ride, Though i couldn't get the name of the boyfriend, but she sure looked happy.

Watch the video here:

SportsRe: Unai Emery Confirmed New Arsenal Boss by joekine: 4:49pm On May 23, 2018
When he won Eroupa with Sevilla do he have the calibre of players you opt for.
SportsRe: Unai Emery Confirmed New Arsenal Boss by joekine: 4:43pm On May 23, 2018
Arsenal new regime.... Welcome Emery . wish you success
SportsRe: Iheanacho And Nwakali Hang Out Together by joekine: 6:51pm On Jun 28, 2017
Biafra players........
SportsRe: Vincent Enyeama & Wife Celebrate Their 11th Wedding Anniversary by joekine: 6:23pm On Jun 11, 2017
More grace....I love this guy
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa 2019 AFCON Qualifiers: 0 - 2 (Full Time) by joekine: 11:46pm On Jun 10, 2017
Weak team..... Missed Mikel in that midfield
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When You Eventually Get That Dream Job by joekine: 10:31pm On May 30, 2017
austinosita:
When you eventually get that dream job:

1. Don't tell the world:


Don't start broadcasting it "upandan" because you do not know who wants you to rise or who wants your downfall. people enjoy pulling people down in Nigeria. They enjoy to see you sad, lack and beg. Witches, wizards and wicked people everywhere! Ride the success quietly and keep your mouth shut. Tell only your closest and trusted family members and friends. Correct


2. Don't get involved in office politics:


Don't join them in office politics. don't gossip about any of your colleagues or your boss. Don't join any gossip group. Don't try to do or show any "eye service" in the presence of your boss. Don't show your colleagues in any way, that you're better off. They can play that politics on you, set u up and get you sacked.
Just do your job diligently, mind your own business, be lively, hardworking and work conscientiously.
Don't over do, respect your colleagues.....including the cleaners and drivers.
Don't ever under estimate or look down on anyone in lower position.


3. Don't live extravagantly:

Don't start living large because you earn well. Buying all sorts of expensive things like flashy cars, expensive cloths and shoes, living in an expensive apartment......especially when you're still single.
Showing off and "denge posing" upandan! undecided
Dress simple(not expensive) and clean.
Use the company bus instead. But if u must buy a car, then buy a simple car(not expensive)......"so they will not chuk eye on your bodi" cheesy


4. Save and Invest:

Cultivate the habit of saving and investing. Open an account that will enable you save for the next 5 years without withdrawing. Invest in real estate.
Buy land "plenty". It appreciates over time, not like car that depreciates. You would be surprised how much it will cost in the next 5/10 years.
Build houses for lease and rent. Invest in treasury bills. Gone are the days when we invest on shares......I don't even know what is happening to this aspect of the economy for now, so I won't advice this.
Invest in agriculture......build a poultry, fish pond, etc


5. Don't show off or taunt people:


Don't Brag or taunt anybody with your success.
A TV personality "joy isi bewaji", once wrote:

"For the black man, it is not just money and success.......it is the delight in humiliating another black man.

A black man doesn't want to be successful if it will not allow him show off. We can't comprehend quiet success. It has to be boisterous, vain and condescending to others.

One step from point A to point B, the black man looks around to see who he can taunt with success".

Now I guess this is where they coined out: "pepper dem gang"! cheesy


6. Pay your tithe and be charitable:

Don't fail to pay your tithe and don't stop helping people, especially the poor and the less privileged around you.
Help your brothers and sisters in need, practise charity. Give to the poor, help the needy. Though be very careful, because some wicked people can use it diabolically against you!
Watch keenly who you give your money to........"ki wọn ma lọ fi owo e si inu igba aiye (make dem no go put your money inside diabolic calabash) cheesy
Your enemy wee just be surprised how he spends anyhow and how money vanishes! Abracadabra grin
Infact, I'm still skeptical about being a victim of this cry but God pass them smiley


7. Finally, live a responsible life.

Get involved in a "healthy" relationship and settle down(get married), have kids. Set up a business for your wife....if she's not the working class type. Though I will advice you marry someone working, but love should matter more. If she's not working and you have the means......set up a good business for her.
Don't go clubbing always. Don't go drinking, smoking and womanising. Respect your wife, your home and protect the sanctity of your marriage.
I am not against drinking and hanging out with friends once a while, but do it with sense........the same friends you drink with, will desert you when you fall.
Don't drink and drive. Drive safely, to save your life and the lives of other road users. Don't drink to get drunk. Save your life for those who love you and need you in their lives!


#live responsibly
#Eat well
#Work out
#Burn fat
#Play
#Reduce calories
#Love God
#Love your neighbour as "you love yourself"
#be at peace with everybody




NB: Even the "undream" job sef nor dey gree come again, let alone the dream one grin grin
correct
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Super Eagles Train As Iwobi Joins Team by joekine: 4:28pm On May 30, 2017
ProfTeaa:
Cool. Wish them all the best. Naija for life.

Say NO the pipe dream called Biafra.

One Nigeria!
All hail Biafra.....Na Biafran men full super eagles
PoliticsRe: We’re Not Part Of Ipob’s Sit-home Order To Mark Biafra Day – Anglican Clerics by joekine: 10:56am On May 30, 2017
larion:
The way you guys reason ehn...I just taya

Soooo selfish and self centered....

For crying out loud he is a man of God not a politician, supporting it will be against Nigeria which is an offence and can be called a sin, remember he is a man of God.

FYI how many SE Governors has come out to openly support Biafra, even if they want it, they can't embrace it openly.....think , think think!

Even the SE business man that are freestyle, they are supporting with sense.... How much more a man of God
Must he say it publicly.. why not remain silent like the south east Governors
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo And Dogara At Democracy Day Interdenominational Church Service by joekine: 10:31pm On May 29, 2017
I hear people saying Democracy day, so which part of Nigeria is this democracy ..... Mtcheeeeeew.... God please let BIAFRA COME
HealthRe: Protest At ABSUTH Over Unpaid Salaries (Photos) by joekine: 10:45pm On Dec 19, 2016
9jakohai:
Hospitals in Nigeria that are owned by state and LG areas find it difficult to fund them,selves because the patients pay very low hospital fees....and this has a bad effect on the budget.

Then there is the fact that funding from the state has fallen due to oil price shortfall.

In my opinion, teaching hospitals should be privatized....so that govt can focus on primary and secondary health care.
you stupid fellow just hear urself....
InvestmentRe: MMM Most Likely To Crash This Xmas...... by joekine: 10:20pm On Dec 19, 2016
may thunder fire una ....one in the morning, one in the evening and two at night... one can't hear and post any good thing except MMM... idiots
EventsRe: Diamond Bank Staff Who Died In Accident Buried Amidst Tears(photos) by joekine: 3:36pm On Nov 03, 2016
May her soul RIP
CrimeRe: CCTV Caused Dismissal Of Three Policemen In Lagos Who Followed Fraudster To Bank by joekine: 6:06am On Oct 15, 2016
dre11:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/cctv-caused-dismissal-three-policemen/
I hate Nigerian police they all are thief from the Oga at the top to the least..... Robbers in uniform
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Was Joking About Aisha Belonging To His Kitchen Comment" - Garba Shehu by joekine: 5:57am On Oct 15, 2016
JumiR:
The spokesman to President Buhari, Mallam Garba Shehu, has said Nigeria's Number 1 man was joking with the statement on his wife's role in the "kitchen, living room, and the other room". In a series of tweets, Shehu said,"My friends, can't a leader get a sense humour anymore? Mr. President laughed before that statement was made.He was obviously throwing a banter.Politics sometimes should be spiced with humour. Those of us close to him knows there is never a dull moment with him.Mr. President respects the place of women in our society. He believes in the abilities of women.One of Nigeria's most sensitive office today is headed by a woman, MAdeosun. This is an evidence of the confidence he reposes on women."



Recall President Buhari had in a brief chat with reporters in Germany today responded to his wife's BBC interview that,“I don’t know which party my wife belongs to, but she belongs to my kitchen and my living room and the other room.” Buhari, who laughed off his initial statement, further told the reporters that he hopes his wife will remember that he ran for president three times before succeeding on the fourth attempt. In his words, “So I claim superior knowledge over her and the rest of the opposition, because in the end I have succeeded. It’s not easy to satisfy the whole Nigerian opposition parties or to participate in the government.”



http://dawntodusknews.com/president-buhari-joking-spokesman-kitchen-living-room-room-stmt/
my dear stop deceiving urself .. You even confused as u speak
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Nation In Disarray Because Of Goodluck Jonathan, Says Prophet Nwoko by joekine: 7:51pm On Oct 10, 2016
victorvezx:
Lol, this is one of the things that will make me drop Christianity and become an atheist very soon. Useless pastors everywhere. All he is simply doing is providing excuses on why many of his prophesies did not come to pass. He thinks we are idiots.
my dear if you leave Christianity that's ur choice. and ur life to regret later.. ..with the way you talk you don't know what to be a Christian is all about. you are a mere church goer .. people like you denounce Christ in time of hardship.... sorry for you .... I pray for God to forgive you and open ur spiritual mind to know who God is...
SportsRe: Mikel Obi: "I Am Now Matured To Lead The Super Eagles" by joekine: 11:52am On Oct 08, 2016
clefstone:
Mikel is not a leader, he doesn't even have a place in Chelsea reserve
**** He plays well just that he v not find favor from conte .... He v what it takes to be a leader
FamilyRe: Mia And Rozonno McGhee That Had Sextuplets 6 Years Ago Vs Now (Photos) by joekine: 7:20pm On Sep 22, 2016
lovely

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