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Sports / Re: Kinsey Wolanski Released By Police After Champions League Final Invasion by joelenesleek(f): 7:43pm On Jun 02, 2019
Ucheosefoh:
You remember that lady on these pictures that ran into the pitch at yesterday's final of the champions league.
Have you been wondering why she did that?
Here is what I read online about her intention.

Talk about viral marketing... YouTuber Vitalyzdtv has streaked at multiple super bowls, world cups, nba playoff games and champions league finals.

As a result, he was banned from every stadium in the WORLD.

The champions league final is the 2nd most watched game worldwide, and vitaly has a new website to promote... so he “dressed” his girlfriend in a one piece promoting his new website and she “streaked” in his place.

The result? She gained 1 million Instagram followers (and counting) and he generated the equivelant of $4m worth of advertising spend in impressions and shares since it happened since last night.

Not bad for the measly €10k fine they will have to pay!
he was at the stadium, uploaded a video screaming
Crime / Re: Katsina Secondary School Student Kills Colleague Over Girlfriend by joelenesleek(f): 11:30pm On May 10, 2019
Stupid slay papas. The useless stupid underdeveloped scrotum boys on this page won't come and run their nasty stupid mouth now.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Thanks Her Fans As Her Video Becomes No. 9 Trending Youtube Video by joelenesleek(f): 10:34pm On May 05, 2019
Thales01:
She proved that the sole purpose of the interview was to attract attention which in turn discredits and rubbishes her malign and damning disclosure about her husband.
The only thing that would be keeping her ex-husband from suing her sorry ass to court for an unsparing assassination of character would be his love for his son and his well-being.
oh please. He called her a thief, prostitute and drug addict. That's defamation also and could tarnish her brand. All I know is that it is yahoo money they ate that is causing unrest for them.

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Romance / Re: Lady Weds Physically Challenged Man In A Wheelchair In Abia. Photos by joelenesleek(f): 9:54pm On Apr 28, 2019
JasonScoolari:
You call that thing a dad? grin You're better off without him. grin

I struck some nerves there and I am ready to do more for ladies like you who keep making vituperative remarks about the male folks here.

You could have drop your first comment without sounding rude.

I don't welcome rude miscreants.

Atleast I can point to him as my dad.
You can't and I know it hurts. Just do better if you ever get your own kids. Stupid Nairaland boy with large mouth always typing B.S
Romance / Re: Lady Weds Physically Challenged Man In A Wheelchair In Abia. Photos by joelenesleek(f): 8:02pm On Apr 28, 2019
JasonScoolari:
I will advise you to stop mistaking for your father.

Thanks!
I got one atleast, can't say same about you and I honestly do not understand how it feels cause I've got a Dad!
Romance / Re: Lady Weds Physically Challenged Man In A Wheelchair In Abia. Photos by joelenesleek(f): 7:45pm On Apr 28, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Awww!!! You see the happiness all over him.... May God bless the beautiful lady for being a source of joy to him...

Now, when a woman loves you, she opens the following to you;

-Her Prayers
-Her Heart
-Her Thoughts,
-Her Dreams
-Her Hopes
-Her Secrets,
-Her Plans, and
-Eventually, her body

But when a woman loves your money, she opens only her legs for you.

I pray this beautiful lady grow old with him.
I hope you call it true love when a girl goes for a very rich man and not gold digging. Because she marry disable an true love now. #tueh for you nairaland boys
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Officially Divorces Her Husband, Changes Last Name To Chris by joelenesleek(f): 11:47am On Apr 21, 2019
Drabeey:
See this foolish bread seller wey God helped to fame, one marketer don dey fvck you now you think you can jilt someone who suffered with you, i even heard the guy was the one who bought her the tray she used to hawk bread. Let me tell you something Orisaguna or what that fvck name your useless papa name is..... You are going into oblivion soon. Mark my words ashawo, omo ale jatijati.

Guys you can now see these useless hoes aint loyal , as a matter of fact they are going to leave you for a rich guy as soon as they are above you! Please stop bleating. An independent woman that brings something to the table may likely not take any of your little bullshit no more. So I am all in for guys wanting independent women!

Ask yourself, Tee-bliz no try for that ashawoo smelling pvsy called Tiwa? Now it is Orisadasewo JumoDO .


God will definitely make that your fame burn in flame. Oloriburku omo ale.
Health / Re: Burnt victims transported in a bus without any medical (graphic) by joelenesleek(f): 5:45pm On Apr 17, 2019
tactius:
OK...

What if I told you guys that we could have MODERN AMBULANCES, ETC...like the ones we see aborad....IF WE PAID MORE TAXES.

Many Nigerians cry about how bad things are, and then port to countries like Canada, UK and US...where they pay municipal taxes as high as N30000 monthly or more....and in return, ambulance service is among the stuff provided.

Our health care budget was N800billion out of N8 trillion naira...that's 2billion USD. In the USA...the state of New Youk has a budget of $160BN USD.

And we expect miracles from our scanty budget of $22trillion naira.?

And corruption is eating our budget as well...meanwhile PDP and APC supporters are defending their corrupt politicans well well...


If you want nice stuff....PAY TAXES. If you want increased funding..PAY HIGHER TAXES. Our tax rate is 0-24% In developed countries it can be has high as 50% per annum.
what has been put in place for the little we pay? If we have everything like the standard abroad, we can't avoid paying tax or we go to jail.
Celebrities / Re: Why I Rejected 2018 Range Rover Birthday Gift – Alex Unusual by joelenesleek(f): 10:40am On Mar 17, 2019
PrimadonnaO:
Guys! Y'all are confused! See how some of you up there are bashing her for rejecting the gift. One called her an ode...that she's f*cking someone who's less richer. But y'all are the same set of people who would crucify a girl for collecting gifts and still failing to date/marry the man in question. The very kind of act you'd applaud your sister for, you'd come online to start wailing and crying foul once it's another girl who does it.

Just look at all of you! undecided
majority of the guys on Nairaland are Airheads. Broke frustrated carrot wearing Jean white earpiece boiz. Always insulting their mothers and sisters for likes

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attacked In Plateau, Their Cows Killed. Photos by joelenesleek(f): 10:13pm On Mar 16, 2019
Lies.
I am sure they killed their own cows just to have reason to kill innocent people. Don't trust these people

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Family / Re: Newly Married Woman Narrates How Husband Abuses Her Daily by joelenesleek(f): 1:02pm On Jan 24, 2019
The most horrible boys in Nigeria are here on Nairaland, very quick to abuse women. It's most likely they were birthed by gorrillas that's why the lack respect for women. Every beautiful, well shaped successful or not lady is a prostitute to them.#tueh. I pity the vaginas that birthed such men and I pity the vagina they will end up with

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To "Surviving R. Kelly" Documentary by joelenesleek(f): 10:57am On Jan 12, 2019
Resener19:

Another hoe spotted

Check my signature to migrate
you know only men with functional penis get to get Hoes right grin
So let's just stick to our Dildos with Men like you. TRASH!

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To "Surviving R. Kelly" Documentary by joelenesleek(f): 9:25am On Jan 12, 2019
BillGoldberg:
Every useless nonentity is now trying to familiarize! Fvck you at Don Jazzy. One day, your own go come out. E fit be small boys you dey chop self. Animals.

But the truth of the matter is that there are probably powerful forces within the music circle that wants to take rkelly down!

Rkelly is a top musician and of course will attract girls and women a lot. I saw a thread of one foolish girl like that who said that she was 16 in South Africa when rkelly asked her name.... Mtcheeew! Duh. Like she never knew that was 16 and was still getting wet for rkelly?

Brothers lets face the truth! All these foolish women got what they wanted. They were fully aware of the implications but still went ahead to involve!

Rkelly is a triple super superstar. Most people especially ladies will want to live on the fast lame with him. They literally throw themselves at Rkelly Feet.

I can authoritatively tell you that there are many Musicians in this Lagos who are worse. Some of them run homosexual cults. I kid you not. You see both Young men and girls throwing themselves at them. What do you expect? Believe me.

Most of these stuupid young guys and girls only see these musicians from face and surface level. They dont know what these guys suffered to get to the top. Its not easy. When they get to the top, they take advantage of whatever comes there way be it human, animal or alien. They simply use and dump you because you are never part of there plans. You were never there when they were struggling to get to the top!

As am typing this, go to Davido, WizKid, Olamide, KizzDaniel and Phyno inbox!

You will shudder! You will see underage, married, single and even about to wed asking them out. Some about to wed wants Wizkid as there last fling!

Was it not on Nairaland we saw a thread of a very stuppid young girl asking for the diick of bRed as a birthday gift? bRed wey neva blow oo? Imagine what is happening to Davido! Tomorrow now, this same animal will come out to say bRed abused her.... Nonsense and ingredients.

So brothers, all these things is geared towards one thing! Pull Rkelly down and I will never be a part of it. Rkelly is a good man and people who experienced these things prolly got what they wanted. Rkelly this and that will never solve a thing!

Women are very complex and very vindictive. Probably One has wanted Rkelly to marry her and he refused. They now ganged up to mess him up. They blame men for sexualizing women but have they ever blamed women for sexualizing themselves? Doubt me at your own peril.

In Nigeria here, the average Nigerian woman is a harlot and hoe who rides dicxk to put food on the table. Forget all these there forming and blowing phonetics. They form for you because you may be broke. When you are rich, famous and handsome like rkelly, they will off there pants with jeans for you! Yes! Women especially Nigerian ones are that terrible. Nonsense and ingredients.

Rkelly, fucck them on Jare. They got what they wanted. Animals and hoes.
calm down, you Will End up with one of the Hoes or you become Gay! So kam Dam and start selecting your favorite Hoe cheesy

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Business / Re: Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez Sex Chat Leaked, Led To His Crashed Marriage by joelenesleek(f): 4:00pm On Jan 11, 2019
dust144:
You can't hear these in Nigeria, the woman will stay.
. All the ones that have been "Leaving " in Nigeria, same you and other loud mouth boys get to abuse them. Hypocrites

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Celebrities / Re: Dbanj, 2baba On Baecation With Wives In Ghana by joelenesleek(f): 12:21pm On Jan 11, 2019
milaso:
Dbanj wife too fine
because she is white? Annie is also very beautiful. Get over the color complex.

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Shocked As 2face Likes A Comment Calling For Violence Against Her by joelenesleek(f): 7:31am On Jan 08, 2019
She's right. He isn't supposed to approve of such.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaian Soldier Sues British Army For Failing To Protect Him From Winter by joelenesleek(f): 11:52pm On Dec 28, 2018
martineverest:
gold digger
Is it Easy to dig gold? Ma me tell your MAMA to dig poor man like your papa? He-goat!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaian Soldier Sues British Army For Failing To Protect Him From Winter by joelenesleek(f): 11:50pm On Dec 28, 2018
Kharol1234:
as u see 150k dollars u dae ask weather e dae single sorry e is not single e is double...
lol.I love his color and the fact that the handsomeness come with money, muscle and military grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaian Soldier Sues British Army For Failing To Protect Him From Winter by joelenesleek(f): 11:49pm On Dec 28, 2018
musa234:
I am undecided
lol, congrats grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaian Soldier Sues British Army For Failing To Protect Him From Winter by joelenesleek(f): 11:48pm On Dec 28, 2018
sukerefakere:
time is not on your side I understand..
Result of your Shiloh 2013 prayer
look at this Agama lizard. Yes I pray in Shiloh for such men, not rejected foetus like you. Hope you see why Shiloh is important? Ode!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaian Soldier Sues British Army For Failing To Protect Him From Winter by joelenesleek(f): 11:46pm On Dec 28, 2018
chido20:
bitch
YOUR MAMA!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaian Soldier Sues British Army For Failing To Protect Him From Winter by joelenesleek(f): 8:27pm On Dec 27, 2018
Is he single?

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NYSC / Re: Government Increases Corps Members Allowances by joelenesleek(f): 10:01pm On Nov 06, 2018
He will not pay oh. Umahi paid for only 4 months when I served in 2016 and it was 5k
Car Talk / Re: Rarest Cars In The World And What Their Price Tags Are Now by joelenesleek(f): 10:03pm On Nov 04, 2018
They are all Ugly BTW.
Politics / Re: Victor Umeh Holds Mass In His Home To Mourn His Sister - PICS by joelenesleek(f): 6:09pm On Mar 21, 2016
albany231:


Trash from a nitwit whose birth was a disaster in there whole village cos she was produced by the mating of a local w.hore and a donkey. Woe betide the w.hore that sired a smelly oaf like you.
doesn't change the facts and shame surrounding your Birth. #BokoharamHardPornResult# grin
Politics / Re: Victor Umeh Holds Mass In His Home To Mourn His Sister - PICS by joelenesleek(f): 3:52pm On Mar 21, 2016
albany231:


Product of baby factory spewing trash as usual.
I think a baby factory product is of high value than a product of Boko Haram gang rape that produced you.
Romance / Re: Guys What's Your Take On Ladies With Big Stomach? by joelenesleek(f): 8:00pm On Mar 07, 2016
AfroKnight:
Big tummy no mean anything. I want her like that. As long as she doesn't give me stress. Such ladies have healthy appetites. grin I can spoil her with food.

We would even joke about the tummy. I sure won't force her to lose it.
Baby when are we getting married? kiss cry
Politics / Re: Baby Dedication Of Senator Ita-Giwa's Grandson (Photos) by joelenesleek(f): 1:12pm On Feb 03, 2016
BaddieKay:
Ur prayers noBi here oh.Amen to it though
lolll. You don't understand how I dig brown skin.
Politics / Re: Baby Dedication Of Senator Ita-Giwa's Grandson (Photos) by joelenesleek(f): 10:14am On Feb 03, 2016
The Baby is handsome and his Brown skin is everything lovely. Lord bless me with a Dark chocolate hot Husband.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 21st December 2015 by joelenesleek(f): 10:58am On Dec 22, 2015
Kk4:
come on you Gunners. Hey
thanks dear.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 21st December 2015 by joelenesleek(f): 11:14pm On Dec 21, 2015
Kk4:
COYG.. Make Us Proud
please what is COYG?

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