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Education / Re: Otusha Faith Agbo Graduates With First Class In Mathematics From UK University by joelyusuf(m): 7:51am On Jul 28, 2022 |
Hmmm she is from my Local govt, Congratulations mama na! |
Politics / Re: Sheikh Gumi Speaks On Zamfara Schoolgirls' Abduction by joelyusuf(m): 1:18pm On Feb 26, 2021 |
Ok! |
Business / Re: "I Deposited N167K But Was Credited With N1.67M" - Man (photos) by joelyusuf(m): 11:10am On Jun 13, 2018 |
Change begins wt u, U look lik an APC member, bt dont worry urs is comin nd may God reward u. |
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Himself To Death After Complaining of Ghost Chasing Him in Lagos (Pic by joelyusuf(m): 11:00am On Jun 13, 2018 |
Godstime y cant u wait fr ur time, Well, its well RIP |
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome On Spiritual Wife Or Husband: There Is Nothing Like That by joelyusuf(m): 6:53pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
sassysure: freecocoa: |
Literature / Re: Ade Son Of Thunder( A Tale About Love, Destiny And Betrayal) by joelyusuf(m): 4:08pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
So interested, expecially wen u mention,sambisa nd boko haram. It sounded funny nd.... |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Police Mobile Force Killed In 5 Hours Battle With Boko Haram (Graphic) by joelyusuf(m): 1:23pm On Mar 06, 2018 |
But i still don't understand,their hands are tied, please who observed that? Are they not Robbers? Anywhr, may their souls rest in peace!!! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Big-Sized Man & His Woman In Doggy Pose In Their Pre-Wedding Photos by joelyusuf(m): 1:30pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
Nawaoh,nxt generation will b doomed,even worser than sodom nd Gomorrah. Everything abt ds generation is channel to sex,habba,cant we b creative? |
Religion / Re: Video Of "Strange Ghost" At Entrance Of Synagogue Church Sent To TB Joshua by joelyusuf(m): 10:11pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
This is serious, but God is wonderful |
Celebrities / Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi Kiss At Their White Wedding In South Africa (Photos) by joelyusuf(m): 6:12pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep. Choose your prison mate carefully and sentence urself wisely, to avoid prison break. |
Education / Re: Scenic Pictures Of ABU Zaria Dam by joelyusuf(m): 5:15pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Zaria,Samaru to b precised, am on my wayyyyyyyyyy!!!! |
Family / Re: Nurse Helps Deliver A Baby On A Train In Lagos (Photo) by joelyusuf(m): 4:06pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
wow bravo to d nurse nd Gods grace to d woman.
God will bless d child in a special way..
May he become minister of transportation! |
Politics / Re: "I Will Kill 200 Nigerians If Buhari Dies" – Police Officer From Borno Threatens by joelyusuf(m): 9:17am On Apr 26, 2017 |
Senseless,,hopeless,,fakeless,,brainless,,,manlyless officer... Imagine d dry words a matured man used..kill 1 nd d whole of ur brainless family members will b wiped out wt tsunami... Try nd c..Danboroba!!! |
Romance / Re: Men Cheat With Ugly Women Because Beautiful Women Aren’t Romantic In Bed- Pastor by joelyusuf(m): 2:36pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
End time pastors......we need to be careful with this stupid pple who called themselves prophets,bishops,pastors, fathers etc,dey only preach what pple wants to hear. swt or not swt,,, women are all dsame,,,dependin how u mold nd shape them. |
Celebrities / Re: Bishop Imoh Celebrates His Wife's Birthday: "My Goodluck Charm" by joelyusuf(m): 2:09pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
hahahahahahahahahaah my favourite comedian after sam Loko(RIP),keep doin the good work |
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Man That Is Shorter Than You? by joelyusuf(m): 9:04am On Apr 25, 2017 |
hight doesnt matter,,,,,bt happy home,,,,,if he is a man,,,,,he will always remain a man,,,tallness,,shortness has notin to do wt happy home..... |
Phones / Re: Difference Between Water Resistant And Water Proof Phones by joelyusuf(m): 8:41am On Apr 25, 2017 |
Wow,,,,,very educative man,,,,,,thanks fr the knowledge nd its time for me to extend wat av learned to the outside world,,,, |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Certification Vs Masters: Which Is Hotter In Nigerian Labour Market? by joelyusuf(m): 11:13am On Apr 24, 2017 |
Post graduate professional certification is jst an added advantage |
Nairaland / General / Women Run Mad After Ritual Procedures Backfire by joelyusuf(m): 4:38pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Two women from Zimbabwe spent a
night in police custody after they
disrupted the peace of the community
as a result of the ritual they were
involved in.
Residents were forced to call the
police so the women could be
controlled when their erratic behaviors
were going out of hand. The women
were said to have had a bath with
some water mixed with herbs and
prepared by a traditional healer.
It was gathered that the women
had sought the help of a traditional
healer to gain revenge and fortify
themselves against their father in-law
who was terrifying them. The old man
was accused of using uncanny ways to
lay with them without their
knowledge.
With the use of ‘Mubobobo’, the
substance the father in-law was said to
be using on them, a man could have
any woman he wants without her
knowledge or consent. The police officers’ spokesperson in Bulawayo, Precious Simango, said the women have been released. Sources also said the women sought the help of the traditional healer to liberate them from the constant abuse their father in-law subject them to since they are married to brothers. |
Nairaland / General / Unbelievable! Live Owl Spotted In Bayelsa State House Of Assembly by joelyusuf(m): 1:42pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
People in the Bayelsa state house of
assembly witnessed something
shocking and interesting when a live
owl was found perched on a table.
Staff cleaning the state’s house of
assembly reportedly found a live owl
on one of the chambers of the
assembly.
The peace and ambiance of the state
was rocked after the discovery as the
cleaners, majorly women, fled in
different directions upon seeing the
scary bird.
It was gathered that the issue was
more terrifying as the windows and
doors to the chambers were said to be
shut. This made it even worse as
people kept wondering how the owl
got there. The principal staff of the assembly tried arranging some youths to kill the strange bird. A staff of the assembly expressed his shock at the discovery. “We know that an owl is not an ordinary bird and some people have different beliefs about it mostly spiritual and superstitious. That is why we are shocked at what happened and what omen it portends.” |
Nairaland / General / Divorced..but He Wants Me Back..am Confused..practical Advice Please by joelyusuf(m): 11:28am On Apr 20, 2017 |
Please I want to remain anonymous
I have been wanting to share this, but
don’t know whom to confide in. I
hope I get practical advice.
I got married to the love of my life in
2013 November, before then, he
introduced me to his parents and
they welcomed me before the
wedding.
He lost his job after the wedding, we
moved to his friend’s house, he never
told me his company gave him money
to rent an apartment when it folded
up, I got to know through his
colleague. He does not discuss
anything about his business with me.
I always have to squeeze out any
information I need from him. I tried to
support him in the little way I can.
We travelled to his home town the
Christmas of 2013. His parents called
a meeting because I did not wake up
by 6am to sweep the compound,
meanwhile I do every other thing,
cooking, washing plates, cleaning the
house.I even learnt how to make my
father in-laws meals because he does
not eat same thing with the rest of
the family.
My hubby refused to get a job. The
next Christmas ( 2014 ) I had to
borrow money from a friend for us to
travel. My dad has been asking me to
come home, but because of work I
couldn’t, that’s why I borrowed to
make it possible, I spent two days
with them and decided to go see my
dad on the 30th.
My dad was not around. He travelled, I
had to wait for him to come back. He
came back on the 1st January 2015.
Yes i waited for my dad to get back
against the wish of my husband,
because according to his family
tradition, everyone must be around
on the 1st of January to celebrate the
new year.
When I came back on the second of
January with my dad, my dad offered
to drop me. I met my husband, who
had already packed my things that
am leaving his house, His father even
hit me, saying I should stand up and
leave his house.
All these were happening in the
presence of my dad, so my dad helped
me carry my things and we left.
Later in April, we went back home to
reconcile, but I don’t call the parents
on the phone like I always used to do,
neither do they call me after the
incident.
When I travelled home the following
Christmas, my hubby said, I should not
come to the house, that his parents
are not happy with me. I insisted I’ll
come and I went. Truly his father
came in and asked me to leave, and
hubby was in support. To avoid being
hit again, I left.
I got tired of the whole situation and
told my parents am no longer
interested in the marriage, so they
returned my bride price December
2016. My hubby filed for divorce
January 2017.
We did not have any child, because
both of us did not have the means to
raise one.
I have always been the one
apologising whenever we have any
problem.
The thing is, he wants to come back,
he started calling me this April, but
am tired, I just want a peaceful life.
Since 2013 up till now it’s been one
problem or the other. I have been
squatting with my friend from when
his friend sent me out of his house
with my hubby’s order.
Now I have a good job, even though I
want out, am scared I might not find
someone that will love me, and I don’t
want that title ”divorcée”.
How would people see me, am so
confused. |
Nairaland / General / You Have Been Drinking Water Wrong Your Entire Life by joelyusuf(m): 11:17am On Apr 20, 2017 |
YOU SHOULD DRINK 8 GLASSES OF
WATER A DAY.
.
Each adult person should drink at least
8 glasses of water per day. Besides the
fact that it is advisable to drink plenty
of water, the way how you drink it is
also very important:
IF YOU DRINK WATER STANDING IT
SPLASHES THE STOMACH WALL
Experts explain that if you frequently
drink water while you are standing
that may cause serious health
complications. Namely, the water
splashes the stomach walls and over
time, it harms the stomach and also
hinders the digestive process.
YOUR KIDNEYS FILTER BETTER IN A
SITTING POSITION
You should always sit down when you
drink water as when you’re in a sitting
position the kidneys function much
better.
DRINK THE WATER IN SMALL, SLOW SIPS
As some cases it seems that you can
drink gallon of water at once. Still, you
need to remember that you should
always drink it slowly, particularly
when you’re extra thirsty.
DRINKING WHILE STANDING CAN CAUSE
NERVE TENSION
In case if you feel nervous and tense
the reason for that may be ecause
you’re not drinking water properly.
Namely, drinking while standing may
lead to nerve tension and you should
always try to drink water sitting down.
DRINKING WHILE STANDING CAN CAUSE
INDIGESTION
Indigestion is just another reason why
you should drink water while you are
sitting. If you frequently drink it
standing up it can cause indigestion.
DRINKING WATER WHILE STANDING
WILL NOT SATISFY YOU
At first it may not make any notable
difference, but the habit of drinking
water while you are on your feet may
lead to severe health issues. |
Nairaland / General / Why Women Are Using Coke On Their Hair? by joelyusuf(m): 1:40pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
I was familiar with the use of coca cola,
but this never crossed my mind. There
are women using coke on their hair to
make it look more beautiful. Can you
imagine?
Did you know that a can of Coke could
remove the accidently stuck gum in
your hair?
Oh yeah. We all thought you need to
cut that piece of hair when this
happens. Now, you can do this and
much more by using coke.
I’m so excited to show you what it can
do. Stop drinking it, though. It’s full of
sugar, and it’s not okay for your healthy
diet.
Coke is the answer to anything. Let’s
take a look:
CHEWING GUM ON YOUR HAIR
If you or your child gets gum on your or
their hair, pour a can of coke over the
chewing gum and let it soak. The gum
will leave your kids’ hair in a minute.
GREASE STAINS
Add a can of coca cola to the detergent
on the wash cycle. Continue running it
like an ordinary soap. Your clothes will
leave the washer clean as a whistle.
RUST
I mentioned this a couple of times
before, but here it is again. If you have
some rusty tools in your home, put
them in a container and pour coke over
them. Wait and see the magic
BAD HAIR DYE
Fill up a bucket with Coke and soak
your head in it for a few minutes. All
the bad highlights will even out, but
the dye won’t go away. Sorry.
BURNT RESIDUE
Call for the Coke mix to help you up.
Mix a can of coca cola, dish detergent,
and hot water. Pour it into the bowl
and let it sit for a couple of minutes. It
should come out easily.
DIRTY WINDOWS
No worries here. Clean them with
coke! Pour a bit of it on the window
and make sure you cover the whole
window. Let it sit for a few minutes
and wipe the stains away.
TOILET BOWL
Pour a can of Coke in your dirty toilet
bowl and let it sit for a while. Scrub all
the stains away with a bathroom brush.
Flush the toilet and it will be as good
as new.
Coca-Cola should represent your
problem solver when it comes to
fixing things around your house or on
you. Maybe that’s the purpose of this
drink. To clean and not to drink it. |
Nairaland / General / Inspirational Quote For The Day by joelyusuf(m): 1:24pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. |
Romance / Re: See How My Landlord Small Wife Put Me For Trouble. by joelyusuf(m): 3:30pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
hmmmm,,,,,,maybe u are jst dreamin Bro! |
Romance / Re: He Is Yoruba But Wants To Marry An Igbo Lady: Please Advise Him by joelyusuf(m): 7:00am On May 21, 2015 |
Bro,dnt let the society to decide fr u,backup d love wt action nd allow God to tak contrl. Have seen a frnd who is Yoruba,marryin an Igbo girl and they ar havin a colourful marriage life. Dont allow your fwnds,neighbour,family and society decide fr you bt allow ur hrt to.Always back ur relationshp wt prayers nd Gods directiv.God bless you! 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Chizzy Alichi Releases Hot New Photos by joelyusuf(m): 6:50am On May 21, 2015 |
Waste of time! |
Romance / Re: She Asked Me To Come Visit Her In Borno State To Prove My Love For Her by joelyusuf(m): 1:41pm On May 20, 2015 |
My dear fwnd,hop d fwndship will lead to marriage,if not i will advice u to hang up. Dnt start a Race dat u will not complete! |
Nairaland / General / All You Need To Know About Boko Haram by joelyusuf(m): 7:07am On May 19, 2015 |
Boko Haram is a terrorist organization with its roots in northeastern Nigeria, linked to insurgency stemming from north Cameroon and Niger Republic. "Boko Haram" is a Hausa name which translates roughly as "Western education is forbidden," while the real Arabic name translates as "The Congregation of the People of Tradition for Proselytism and Jihad". The sect was founded in 2002 by the late Mohammed Yusuf who was captured and executed by Nigerian security forces in 2009. Until the government clamped down on the sect’s activities in 2009, the operations conducted by the sect were more or less peaceful. Since Abubakar Shekau, a former deputy to Yusuf’s era, violent attacks have escalated in terms of both frequency and intensity. The sect seeks to establish a "pure" Islamic state ruled by sharia, putting a stop to what it deems Westernization. It proposes that interaction with the Western world is forbidden, and also supports opposition to the Muslim establishment and the government of Nigeria. The group is known for attacking Christians, Muslim clerics and government targets, as well as for bombing churches, mosques, schools and police stations. The group is also notorious for kidnappings. Violence linked to the Boko Haram insurgency has resulted in an estimated 10,000 deaths between 2002 and 2013. On November 13, 2013 the United States government designated the group a terrorist organization. On 22 May 2014, the United Nations Security Council added Boko Haram to its list of designated al-Qaeda entities, bringing "funding, travel and weapons sanctions" against the terrorist group. On 22 May 2014 Boko Haram was officially declared a terrorist group affiliated to Al-Qaeda and Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb by the United Nations Security Council. International sanctions including asset freeze, travel ban and arms embargo were imposed against the Islamist extremist group. It was reported in August 2013 that Shekau had been shot and deposed by members of his sect, but he survived. He has taken responsibility for the April 2014 kidnapping of over 200 school girls. On 6 May 2014, eight more girls were kidnapped by suspected Boko Haram gunmen. Funding sources for Boko Haram are not certain, but is believed to be partially funded by bank robberies and by other Islamist groups. |
Nairaland / General / Nigerian Military Speaks About Link Between Boko Haram With ISIS by joelyusuf(m): 6:55am On May 19, 2015 |
The Nigerian military have not forgotten the recent announcement by Boko Haram about the sect’s alleged link with the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS). Recall that the earlier claimed allegiance with the ISIS caused serious concerns among experts who feared that the Nigerian group might become more powerful and extend their atrocious activities. Speaking on May 18, Monday, in Abuja a military official made a fresh comment on the issue, Thisday reports. When asked if there is substantive intelligence to validate the allegiance of Boko Haram to the ISIS, Rear Admiral Gabriel Okoi, the Chief of Defence Intelligence (CDI), said that “its an open secret”. |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Capture And Destroy 10 Boko Haram Camps In Sambisa by joelyusuf(m): 7:09am On May 18, 2015 |
na only u waka come ohhh,,,,,,BH came in peace bt will return to Hell in pieces,we shall all kill them like flies, yan boroba!!! |
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