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Politics › Re: The Big Stones Abia Government Is Using In The 'Operation Zero Portholes' (Photo by joepepsy(m): 11:58pm On Nov 11, 2019
Focus on the topic leave abiola.
FakeManna:
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yes Abia is a failed state
but better than oshogbo and ibadan slum

abiola of cursed memory is a riff-raff
Politics › Re: “Grow, Don’t Blow”- Ibrahim Magu Admonishes Youths by joepepsy(m): 11:15am On Nov 10, 2019
If you blow you scatter to pieces na.
kestolove95:
cari ur useless sef comot from hia, I won blow joor
Politics › Re: Repair Works By Julius Berger At MCC Pedestrian Bridge Onitsha by joepepsy(m): 3:42pm On Nov 08, 2019
Easy!!! Stop celebrating nonsense, many of you Nigerians need to travel outside Africa you will realise this is an insult.
kamparq:
You are only suffering from anger, envy, frustration and bitterness, no wonder you just opened this account to spew your hopelessness. Check the number of people that commended the pictures as against the unfounded rubbish and lies you spewed.


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Politics › Re: DSS Confirms Receipt Of Court Order To Release Sowore by joepepsy(m): 10:34pm On Nov 07, 2019
The zoo nnadi kanu dey beg to enter? Abi another zoo dey.
tsinzu:
zoo country
Politics › Re: EFCC And ICPC Stripped Of Powers To Seize Assets In Corruption Cases by joepepsy(m): 10:27pm On Nov 07, 2019
Who is we?
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn

Slow down niggarrr
Nobody is dying niggarrr

Nigerians be acting the holier than thou
If you are in Benin city niggarrr
Let me position you so we can drink some bottles, smoke some weed and bang some ladies after that i will teach you some shit about life

Let me tell you a secret niggarrr

We don't actually hate corruption
We only hate the fact that we are not the one carrying out the corruption
Family › Re: Photos From Lalasticlala's Daughter's Birthday Party by joepepsy(m): 10:15pm On Nov 06, 2019
Wetin you wan use him face do. kkidnapper.
mamaafrik:
But,make we talk true oooo,why lala like anything related to serpenthuh
Family › Re: Photos From Lalasticlala's Daughter's Birthday Party by joepepsy(m): 10:12pm On Nov 06, 2019
Congratulations! But need to ask a question, why people always associate you with snake.
lalasticlala:
So on Thursday last week, my daughter turned one and on Sunday we had a small birthday party for her after service.

Here are few pictures from the celebration.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05CcIAxoHPc
Crime › Re: 1-Week-Old Baby Killed & Hidden In Carton By Her 8-Year Old Sister In Edo (Graph by joepepsy(m): 7:43pm On Nov 06, 2019
Maybe ritual for the first position in class,don't mind these dull people.
Organs:
A week-old baby girl has been killed by her 8-year old sister and 6-year brother in Edo State.


No one knows the reason behind the killing of the baby, could it be for ritual purposes?




Pay attention to your own writing above and answer the stupid, common sense lacking, mumu, naija mentality thinking, poverty mentality, brain dead question you asked..... Seriously, some Nigerians need to be jailed for the stupid things in their minds. How can you suggest ritual purposes for 6 and 8 year olds?
Fashion › Re: Aso Ebi Girls Rock Wizkid's Starboy Jersey For Wedding (video) by joepepsy(m): 7:36pm On Nov 06, 2019
No important news?
FlirtyKaren:
Nigerian weddings are one of the most glamourous around the world and one of the major reason is for the Aso Ebi (Uniform) ladies who step out in different designs and outfits.

Well, this bride accepted her friends to come out as Aso Ebi girls rocking matching StarBoy jersey for her wedding.

The happy bride and her groom were ushered to the dance floor by the Aso Ebi girls who were happily rocking matching a white StarBoy jersey and wrapper. They danced to the music happily, dishing out dance steps including "Gbese".

Watch video below.

https://mobile.twitter.com/LailaIjeoma/status/1192062447034781696


https://lailasnews.com/aso-ebi-girls-step-out-in-matching-starboy-jersey-for-wedding-video/
Crime › Re: Demolish Torture Centre In Oyo - Makinde Orders by joepepsy(m): 2:09pm On Nov 06, 2019
no be preek you dey find? Ehen! Bleep na.
Queenlovely:
1998 I had a boyfriend who was not normal, always demanding for sex, even when I was sick. It got to a point he would drug me to have sex with him,
Sometimes he would gag me and rape me.
He started tieing me up. Force me to sit on him while he was on the computer or reading.
When I informed my parents of what was happening, the police and army moved in swiftly to airlift me from the house of torture,
I wouldn't want to talk about it. So painful.
Note: my uncle was a well decorated officer in the army
Culture › Re: An Igbo Woman Farting In The Presence Of Her Husband Is A Taboo - Young Lady by joepepsy(m): 2:04pm On Nov 06, 2019
If I marry you and you no mess for my presence for one year I will divorce,cos there would be lot you are still hiding.
Nlolo:
A young lady of igbo descent has revealed in a video posted online that it is very bad for an igbo woman to fart in the presence of her husband.

The beautiful lady made reference to a certain igbo woman who's currently having issues with her husband, over the fact that she farted in his presence and refused to apologize even when her husband demanded from her an apology.

Click the link below to watch the video

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4hHB92Bkuw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Romance › Re: How To Know If A Girl Likes You – Ladies Deepest Secrets Revealed by joepepsy(m): 2:26pm On Nov 04, 2019
Guy go and make money, Not naija, with money every naija girl is wet.
Writercruze:
Girls are beautiful creatures. Yet they are very complicated to handle. Sometimes, it’s almost impossible to know if a lady is into you. But in this article, you will learn how to know if a girl likes you.

Understanding a lady is more complicated than engineering mathematics. It’s a puzzle most guys find extremely difficult to crack.

Ladies manifest their love for you in different ways. Annoyingly, they expect you to understand their body language.

A friend of mine once asked a lady out, and the lady outrightly declined. He tried for a while, and she said no. The guy started dating another girl because the one he initially asked out rejected him.

Guess what happened? The girl came back to my friend that she loves him just that she was trying to play hard to get. It sounds funny, huh? Well, that’s how ladies behave…

So, here are some tricky ways to know if a girl likes you.

How to Know If a Girl Likes You

#1. When She Always Smiles at You

One of the green lights girls give when they like you is to always smile at you. Whenever you are having a conversation with her, she smiles at you a lot.

Once you see a lady smiling at you always, there are chances that she likes you. However, I would advise you not to rush things. Just take your time and follow the flow.

Like I mentioned earlier, ladies are very complicated sometimes. So, it will be unwise to ask her out because she smiled at you one or two times.

The smile must be natural and real. I mean, the ones that crinkle up her eyes

#2. She Finds Whatever You Say Funny

When a girl always laughs at whatever you say, it’s a sign that she likes you. And when both of you spend most of the time laughing and cracking jokes together, the bond will become stronger.

My friend (John) once told me that he didn’t ask his first girlfriend out. He was always cracking her up with funny jokes.

Sometimes, they will spend time together saying funny things and laughing out loud.

However, one afternoon, when they were together, the girl kissed him. Guess what? That was how the relationship started.

Surprisingly, that girl became his wife, and they are both happy together. Most times, love happens in the least expected ways.

#3. She Always Feels Uneasy When She Meets Your eyes

Another tip on how to know if a girl likes you is when she feels Uneasy whenever she meets your eyes.

Some girls will always want to shoot a short glance at you when you are with them.

But they don’t want you to know that they are looking at you. That’s why they always feel uneasy when they meet your eyes.

Although a girl can still love you and confidently look at your eyes, it’s not common…

#4. She Always Notices You

When a girl likes you, she notices you even in the crowd. She observes you from a distance and will always commend your actions.

However, ladies may notice you differently in different situations. But the important thing is that when a lady always notices you from a crowd, it’s an indication that he loves.

#5. She Always Licks Her Lips When She’s With You

You don’t need a soothsayer to know that a girl likes you when she licks her lips whenever she’s with you. It’s an obvious green light that ladies usually give when they are attracted to you.

According to experts, when a lady licks her lips, it’s a way of drawing your attention to her lips. In other words, she is inviting you to kiss her.

However, you have to be patient when interpreting some of these signs. And try as much as possible not to take action too early. Again, sometimes, when a lady licks her lips frequently, it could just be a bad habit. But if she’s doing it because she wants you to take action, you will be able to interpret it.

#6. She Always Enjoys Your Company

When a lady likes you, she will always want to be around you. She will have a great conversation with you and even tell you some of her deepest secrets. And when you speak, she will give you full attention.

#7. She Gets Really Jealous When You Flirt With Other Girls

When a lady likes you, she tends to get jealous when she sees other girls around you. She may not react immediately when she sees you flirting with other girls.

But she will bring up the topic later in the future to confirm if the lady in question is your lover. She may say something like, “Please leave me alone so that your girlfriend, I saw the other day would not break my head.”

A statement like this may seem like a joke to you. But she’s indirectly asking if you are in a relationship with the girl she saw you with the other time.

#8. She Always Put Her Hand On Your Thigh

Another tip on how to know that a girl likes you is when she put her hands on your thigh too often. If she only does it once, it could be an honest mistake. But if she repeats the same action regularly, she may be trying to send you a greenlight.

Most times, guys usually feel uncomfortable and nervous when a lady places her hand on their thigh. But the players will keep calm and look into the girl’s eyes for the next action.

#9. She Jokily Asks You Out for a Date

When a lady tells you to go out for a date with her jokily, she may be indirectly telling you to ask her out. As a rule, don’t get too excited when she casually asks you out for a date. But if she keeps pushing for it, you can make the first move.

Sometimes, a girl can even playfully tell you that “we will look good together as a couple.” Even though she says it casually, it could be an indirect way of telling you she likes you.

#10. She’s Fond of Touching Whenever You Are With Her

This is another helpful tip on how to know if a girl likes you once you notice that a girl is fond of touching you whenever you are together; it a sign that she ones to be with you.

Depending on the girl, she can come up with different excuses to touch you. Whatever her reasons are, when the touch is becoming too frequent, it’s an indication that she wants you to ask her out.

#11. Her Friends Indirectly Give You Clues That She Likes You

Sometimes, her friends may give you a lot of clues that she loves you. In fact, it’s one of the most straightforward tips on how to know if a girl likes you.

What her friends do or how they react when you are around them can give you a clue of what she’s been telling them in your absence.

Some of the ways her friends will behave to give you a clue about a lady’s fondness for you are;

1. They also glance at you when you are approaching them.

2. Sometimes, they may be smiling when they see you.

3. Her friends tend to tease her a lot when you are together.

4. She is always not comfortable around her friends when you are with her. It could be that she’s afraid that any of her friends may unconsciously tell you the truth.


Conclusion

Once you understand these tips on how to know if a girl likes you, you will not always find yourself in the friendzone. Also, if you fail to take action when a lady sends you a greenlight/signal, you will end up being a ‘bestie’.

And we all know that nothing breaks the heart more than seeing the girl you love so much in a relationship with another guy and call you her ‘bestie’.

Source ===> https://www.naijalovetips.com/how-to-know-if-a-girl-likes-you/
Celebrities › Re: “Low Budget Toke” - Davido To Tboss For Condemning His Action by joepepsy(m): 12:17pm On Nov 02, 2019
Gani dem..I hail oo
partnerbizn5:
You know the law? Only if you knew me, you wouldn't have made that statement.

Do you know what constitutes false imprisonment? Right to liberty in s 35 of the constitution?

What does the law say about private citizens on arrest? Section 12 of the CPA.

Even the army refers cases to the police because it's within their competence.

Do you know you cant be a judge in your own case as expressed in Latin maxim : nemo judex in causa sua?

Didn't you see where the police released a statement condemning the act?


Note I am not arguing with you. I am educating you ooo.

Say thanks and move on.


What's wrong is wrong.... simple... Davido wrong, the two girls wrong too.

bye.
..
Have a lovely weekend!
Celebrities › Re: Dolapo Badmus Reacts As Naira Marley Says Big Bum Is Better Than Masters Degree by joepepsy(m): 2:20pm On Nov 01, 2019
Your sis earn 15k? Are you serious or joking.
Babyboo2020:
Naira Marley is fucking right, let's face fact, people with a better shape are making it in this present Nigeria, who book help? My Sister went to a private university and graduated with First Class in mass communication, now she's working in a private primary school, where she earns 15naira monthly, but look at the entertainment industry, making millions in a day.
Celebrities › Re: Dolapo Badmus Reacts As Naira Marley Says Big Bum Is Better Than Masters Degree by joepepsy(m): 1:55pm On Nov 01, 2019
Read your comment again but this time use your brain.
Newboss:
Master degree doesn't mean you're educated. Most Nigerians in particular are not enlightened enough to know this.

I'd pick a physically loaded lady over a PhD holder any day, any time. These days, these girls know better than their PhD holding counterparts. These girls are usually street smart but their academically qualified counterparts are usually certified bimbos. Academic qualification is for shallow folks. Get real for once in your life and stop listening to all the norms. Reason it. Compare and contrast.

Educational status can change but physical status can hardly change (do plastic surgery at your own risk)
Crime › Re: 8 Nigerian Men Arrested For Defrauding Elderly Widows Of $6m by joepepsy(m): 1:40pm On Nov 01, 2019
Hope all is well.
ThinkWISELY:
Abeg make we hear word,enough all these.

Crime doesn't pay but a person killing more than 10 million people can easily be identified as a dictator, savage and put in the same sentence with Hitler. However, Leopold is more praised than criticized,so maybe this must be a payback time.
https://allthatsinteresting.com/king-leopold-ii-congo

Sadly this has come to stay,i am not in support of crime don't get me wrong,but we keep painting the country black,who does more fraud compared to the United states,how many do you hear in the news?.


And those bashing them,are you angry of what they did or you are angry that it wasn't you doing it,ask you conscience huh undecided
Celebrities › Re: The Arrest Of Mompha And Hamza Koudeih Is A Landmark Achievement - EFCC by joepepsy(m): 1:00pm On Nov 01, 2019
Tinubu bleep una wives?
Enoch07:
shut up!!! untill u arrest tinubu and co pls just keep shut and continue to handle this small Yahoo boyz
Celebrities › Re: Mike Edwards: I Was A Homeless Athlete Fighting To Represent Nigeria Last Year by joepepsy(m): 12:35am On Nov 01, 2019
lot of dumb people here in nairaland, he said "he couldn't represent nigeria as an athlete and the country he resides didn't give him a chance too"..that makes him homeless.[quote author=post=83631406]Edward who was among the top 5 finalist the just concluded big brother show was on point has he took to his Instagram page to update is fans about his next move.

Olayemi Edwards who is a CEO and professional athlete was one of the fans favourite in the just concluded show.

he gave his fan some update he said:

Since I’ve left Big Brother House I haven’t really explained what’s been going on and when my fans will get to see me next, so here’s a little update on the situation & my life overall. I’ve been out of Big Brother’s house 3 weeks now.

P.S It’s crazy to think last year I was a homeless Athlete fighting to represent Nigeria, and now I’m a household name. Gods Plan


https://www.thesleak.com/last-year-i-was-a-homeless-athlete-fightingmike/[/quote]
Celebrities › Re: Kechi Okwuchi 30th Birthday Hosted By Cubana Chief Priest. Naira Marley Spotted by joepepsy(m): 1:01am On Oct 31, 2019
Una no dey understand joke, a goat can mistake his hair for grass..do you get it now, he wasn't referring to the girl.
PheelzAlmighty:
Dumb dumber dumbest sad
Celebrities › Re: Kechi Okwuchi 30th Birthday Hosted By Cubana Chief Priest. Naira Marley Spotted by joepepsy(m): 12:57am On Oct 31, 2019
You didn't get the joke, he was referring to his green hair,a goat can mistake it for a grass.
tyson98:
You are the GOAT Asin EWU!
Education › Re: Professor Jibrin Diso Wins Innoson’s N8.8m SUV (Photo) by joepepsy(m): 12:42am On Oct 31, 2019
Smh huh huh huh huh
sonnie10:
Dangote with all his money is afraid to build even one pure water factory in Igbo land, and here we have Innoson of yesterday extending his kind gesture to all parts of the country.

In their mind, they are wise and you are foolish.

Moral: just be good, don’t let other people’s behavior stop you.
Politics › Re: Atiku Reacts As Supreme Court Dismissed His Appeal Against Buhari by joepepsy(m): 12:20am On Oct 31, 2019
The loser dey find sympathy.
247naijamedia:
Baba Go Sleep
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Ladies Are Doing A Waist Bead Challenge And Here Are Photos by joepepsy(m): 4:01pm On Oct 30, 2019
Can you cook for 10 people, will organising s party when I return.
kaziblake:
Awwwn I love my beads
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Ladies Are Doing A Waist Bead Challenge And Here Are Photos by joepepsy(m): 3:56pm On Oct 30, 2019
All Black women should wear bead, this soo oooo sexy..as in fireeee
Made4naijaceo:
Nigerian ladies are holding a waist bead challenge on Twitter, and the platform has been flooded with beautiful photos of the beads strung along a wire or cord which many say is an exclusive symbol of feminity.

The challenge was started off by a Twitter user who is also a Chemical Engineer and here some photos below;

source
https://www.made4naija.com/nigerian-ladies-are-doing-a-waist-bead-challenge-and-here-are-photos/
Celebrities › Re: Ogusbaba Becomes MTN Brand Ambassador (photos) by joepepsy(m): 12:17pm On Oct 30, 2019
Make una employ citizens, useless organisation, endorsement as in for wetin, until Nigerians start slaughtering these policians who encourages mediocrity these companies will not change.
UncleGist:
Nigerian Comedian Ogusbaba signs brand endorsement with MTN Nigeria. He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/B4NdfADHvzy
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Introduces New Sexy Dance (photos) by joepepsy(m): 11:40pm On Oct 29, 2019
New dance!! No light, no water, no any social amenities, don't worry xenophobia part 2 will soon kickoff, mumu people make una no go pretest for better life, dey follow tiwa wey no get direct value to the economy.
Famousbabe:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Nq--Vpa1T/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Source: http://www..com/2019/10/video-tiwa-savage-introduces-new-sexy-dance.html?m=1
Politics › Re: Soldier Begs Churches To Pray For Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram. See Reactions by joepepsy(m): 11:33pm On Oct 29, 2019
As in ehh, Africa is in big shit.
Bacteriologist:
You mean the god that couldn't stop his own members from getting blown up in his so-called house is the god you are praying to to save you from Islamic terrorists?

You must be joking. Your request is a perfect representation of how religion breeds mentally lazy and irresponsible adults who are unable to face their problems head-on but would rather "pray" instead.

Maybe it was prayers that helped the US army to kill al-baghdadi you tell me. Brainwashed lots.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Eke Receives The Key To Her Duplex (Photos) by joepepsy(m): 9:41pm On Oct 29, 2019
For doing what exactly?
GisterBlogger:
Big Brother Naija season 4 winner, Mercy Eke excited as she receives the keys to her new 4 bedroom duplex.

Taking to her Instagram page, she wrote;



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW9Dtmkxg2Y

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4NbPitFe2I
Family › Re: Lady Cheats On Her Husband After Opening A Boutique For Her, Husband Beats Her by joepepsy(m): 8:23pm On Oct 29, 2019
Marriage is overhype, was there before and I was like a chained, frustrated and depress soul, thank God I have a child if not....
BOOOMNAIJA:
It's stories like this that discourage guys like me from getting married....if u are in the same situation, hit like
Celebrities › Re: Mompha: Hamza Koudeih Was Arrested In N1.8 Billion Apartment At Eko Atlantic by joepepsy(m): 3:09pm On Oct 29, 2019
Is everything ok bro?
leokid866:
And they say there is no money....ps those who are shouting Lagos is trash.....please which apartment in their father land cost billions in rent? They will now come and be shouting we own land in lagos....f*cking fools.
Celebrities › Re: Mompha’s Instagram Account Has Been Deactivated (screenshot) by joepepsy(m): 3:05pm On Oct 29, 2019
Hope you can refer to your father as idiot, if yes that's ok .
Bola146:
Who owns this monkey grin grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives In Saudi Arabia (Pictures) by joepepsy(m): 2:24pm On Oct 29, 2019
If they follow your advise will you be happy to see your own brothers all dead?
EmptyCoconutHead:
Sai Baba.
This time around make sure you deal so hard with the ISIS terrorist of Nigeria known as IPOB.
KILL THEM ALL AND SHOW NO MERCY TO THOSE TERRORISTS.

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