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Idiot!!! There is nothing like haters, this guy and people like you make life miserable for legit and responsible folks, useless people.

Bola146:
Lobatan. His haters will be happy now.

Why are you afraid, if you are not a thief, kidnapper, bandit and ritualist there is nothing to be afraid about of
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The estroyer:
I just got informed that from November 1st there will be military check points across Nigeria plus stop and search for no reason . Military rule is gradually creeping in mixed with sharia law. Get ready, all of una wey dey laugh sowore go hear word las las since you people love oppression.

100 years behind Western world are you high,add one zero please.

saajus:
At least the whole world will dump the tatakuku (locomotive) train to us when they are done with them very soon. I think we are like 100 yrs behind the Western world.

I tire for naija oo, even afin dey claim oyinbo for naija, I no blame dem sha, na lebanon people be the oyinbo wey dem know,my swiss ex go say italians are tooooooo dark, I go ask am say wetin me come be wey dark like witch.

omenka:
Is that really a white woman?

For this small situation you dey use all these grammar? easy oo, we too dey over do, the brits don't take English serious the way we do.

Cvesta:
The nomenclature doesn't matter. The attitude and behavioural disposition is of more essence

Nigeria will surely support any politican from the east if onlt the person is a yoruba

dre11:
......To adopt the 1999 Yoruba model for 2023






https://www.newtelegraphng.com/2019/10/2023-igbo-leaders-in-strong-push-for-presidency/

Stop robbing a tribe shit cos of some criminals.

FiftyFifty:
I don't want to sound like a tribal chauvinist but why a particular group of people in this country can't do without one form of crime or another? Why?

Yoruba no send sowore message, and they are not even gullible.

Stevechoko45:
Ok since the SW love themselves and are more united you people should meet Sowore nail demand simple Kanu owns was done under 3 days shame

Why do you people always mention yoruba, igbo and hausa when referring to Nigerians. .don't mention three if you can't mention all tribe, who dey feed nigeria?

Debaiz:
I believe if we start forcing local products on ourselves, we’d start building trust.

A Yoruba man will know that he has to be friendly with his Igbo and Hausa Neighbours to sell his product

An Igbo man will have to be friendly with his Yoruba and Hausa friends who will buy his cars and his other things

Hausa has to befriend igbos and Yoruba before he can sell his foods stuff successfully.

By the time the next generation will grow, all the bickering and hatred would most likely have been forgotten.

The white didn't steal from Africa, they took and still take advantage of our foolishness.

YungMillionaire:
White people are so hypocritical. You talk of scam. Lets start from the beginning:

1. Britain and other European nations stole trillions of pounds worth of resources from Africa, India, North America etc. through their so called colonial projects.
2. The United States of America STOLE hundreds of billions (if not trillions) of dollars worth of human labor of Africans used as slave in America.

3. During the Iraq wars (1st and 2nd) the government of the US appropriated hundred of billions of dollars worth of Middle East crude oil for American oil magnates like D1ck fvcing Chenney etc.

4. To this very day, they are still stealing loads of diamond from war torn African countries. Note that African countries with huge diamond deposits are always war torn. How best to steal diamond? Destabilize the nation and you can have a free run. All you have to do is supply weapons for the warlords and the diamonds are yours.

I can go on and on about the unbelievably huge financial crimes of these so called civilized nations. But their scam is the BEST scam. Because, they are also the POLICE. Imagine if you are a thief and you get to also investigate yourself. This is the secret of 70% of the wealth of the so called western civilization



No need to cry my friend. All you have to do is refute any of those facts I listed. That's all.

Praise the Lord! !!!!

largehead:
Guys I am a living example. I was kidnapped alongside two others on our way to kogi from Akure. The kidnappers tied us side by side with each other.

We walked for like 8 hrs before reaching their hideout. It was a long walk tho.

We where welcomed by four armed men. They made me wet tho. I get really wet seeing thugs with Guns tho.

That night I was raped severally. I was just screaming, but deep down, it was fun. I had not cum like I did that day.

Long story short, God finally answered my prayers after 4 days of marathon sxx. Wow. We were all released without a single scratch. Just bruises on my butt cheek tho.

Dem don use this wan brain roll dice.

jesusjnr:
Not saying it truly happened, but that such had happened before on several occasions in the Bible as this instance:

Acts 12:4-11 (KJV)

4 And when he had apprehended him, he put him in prison, and delivered him to four quaternions of soldiers to keep him; intending after Easter to bring him forth to the people.
5 Peter therefore was kept in prison: but prayer was made without ceasing of the church unto God for him.
6 And when Herod would have brought him forth, the same night Peter was sleeping between two soldiers, bound with two chains: and the keepers before the door kept the prison.
7 And, behold, the angel of the Lord came upon him, and a light shined in the prison: and he smote Peter on the side, and raised him up, saying, Arise up quickly. And his chains fell off from his hands.
8 And the angel said unto him, Gird thyself, and bind on thy sandals. And so he did. And he saith unto him, Cast thy garment about thee, and follow me.
9 And he went out, and followed him; and wist not that it was true which was done by the angel; but thought he saw a vision.
10 When they were past the first and the second ward, they came unto the iron gate that leadeth unto the city; which opened to them of his own accord: and they went out, and passed on through one street; and forthwith the angel departed from him.
11 And when Peter was come to himself, he said, Now I know of a surety, that the Lord hath sent his angel, and hath delivered me out of the hand of Herod, and from all the expectation of the people of the Jews.

So if God had done it then, He could still do it today, for God is the same yesterday, today, and forever, and with Him nothing shall be impossible.

God bless.

You look like thief small..no vex oo

AlphLukau:
Man spends 33 days in jail just for calling someone on phone in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2541225692636856&id=100002483494362

What is bad is bad..if your father is a lecturer and he's harsh on a student later overheard the student say "make God kill this man this night" how will you feel as a son.

Thisis2raw:
someones father that once said a bullet to a terrorist group BH is a bullet to the North, someone's father that once said that if he 2015 election loses that the country will be soaked in blood. Do you forget? Incase you forgot I didn't

Wish someone's father dead, this generation will go down as the most useless.

Thisis2raw:
I hope that plane can help us and do the needful.

Marlians will not understand.

zidek:
Gone are the days.. When boys were boys
I no fit laugh

Rules of football when we were kids

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2.The owner of the ball decides who plays
3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban
4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game
5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over
6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues
7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.
8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score
9.No offsides.
10.There is no referee.
11.There is fault only if the fault is serious .
12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.
13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.
14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.
15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.
16.To distinguish the teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts .
17.3 or 5 corner kicks in a row equal to a penalty.
18.There is always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!

19.Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.
Also....

A. 2 stones respresnt d goalposts.
B. It's always referred to as overstone when d goal is not clean
C. If d ball goes to hit an elderly person d ball is seized and all players must beg prostrating.
D. Head or tail when we toss d coin for which team would skin
E. Punctured felele ball is repaired with hot cutlass and rubber.
F. Later we started contributing money to buy balls to stop personal ownership.

However, you have forgotten that 11th commandment that says 'if you miss the ball, don't miss the leg'.

This is stage, una wan cover up for the embarrassing anambra situation.

joepepsy:
This is stage. .pride will kill you people, una wan cover up for the embarrassing anambra situation.

This is stage. .pride will kill you people, una wan cover up for the embarrassing anambra situation. [quoteauthor=post=83443916]Breaking News...

This morning, a tanker fully loaded with 33,000 litres of PMS fell along Ugwu Onyeama by Enugu-Onitsha Expressway.

The Enugu State Fire Service was contacted and the fire fighting body led by its Chief Fire Officer, Okwudili Oha, immediately moved to the scene and are currently dampening the truck to avert explosion.

Arrangements are being made to trans-load the product.

Road users are advised to exercise caution while plying the road.

Mrs. Nkechi Eneh
Executive Secretary,
Enugu State Emergency Management Agency (SEMA).

Enugu State is in the hands of God! ##[/quote]

nobody but you brought tribalism to the discussion.

Cumtroller:
Those arrested at the hotel include its owner Gbenga Olayinka, his nephew Adekunle Oshineye.

I know some people will begin to call names and denigrate a particular tribe for promoting all sorts of criminality and deviant behaviour in this country. Let us eschew tribalistic statements here. We are one Nigeria. Tribalism and Ethnic bigotry only tears us apart

Na our money. .my elder sis been paying tithe for more than 18 yrs now and is part of the money I ve been sending her. [oolcharm post=83416356]Where are the pastor bashers?

U guys should come and bash o or forever remain silent![/quote]

Better no go kill yourself ooo, na 4 years you still get to wail oo.

Spatta:
Taking Pictures with all the world President, Speaks an abominable English Language, Disgracing Nigerians and making the world think this is the best we have to offer for a President, Returns to Aso rock to sleep and continues his Nepotism and Mamman Daura extension of old friendship while doing nothing to better the lives of citizens, or Abha Kyari appointment and arresting of any opposition
With this Clueless President, we have never had it so worse

Greatest naija

ekaette1621:
WHAT A COUNTRY!


PLEASE WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS COUNTRY?

Stop fraud, una no dey tire, how can we build a country with these generation of fraudsters [noisy45 post=83402296]U know u are living a fraudulent live but you just want to show off thereby getting yourself into teouble. Many of my guys don run go dubai, Ghana, south Africa but I still dey naija because I lay low [/quote]

stop quoting those low lives, they will suffer.

theenchanter:
EFCC will soon arrest u too. Better watch ur back!

Stop fraud. .it makes you useless.

Alvin212:
Wretched soul



Bleep off,, with your shiity

Legit work

,,,,,,

You sure will die poor

Jonadunce nnko

EastGold:
What Did World Leaders Study at School?

Donal Trump - Economics

Justin Trudeau - Literature

Enrique Peña Nieto - Law

Angela Merkel - Physics

Emmanuel Macron - Philosophy

Xi Jinping - Chemical Engrng

Vladimir Putin - Law

John Magufuli - Chemistry

Buhari - Affidavit

Nah crime fighter dem go show your face no be efcc.

Wealthierboy:
you re a mumu man! How many politicians don face law for nigeria. Haa, Mompha my mentor. Why na, you should have gone to other african country na

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sapele914:
Shut up, the cup could be either half full, or half empty, it’s your prerogative, payback, reparation for 400 years of slavery, they haven’t even started payment yet.

Did you receive any message.

victorian:
Have seen yours.

I've replied through gmail.

Check

Resend me the request again, u lost it

victorian:
Send me your pics lemme kolo.
But we can chat on WhatsApp , let's do video call instead , so I can see how hot u look live! Then continue the chats on WhatsApp .

Swiss is cool . I live in Lagos Nigeria .

Are u in? Let's do the video thing? I will click on your pm

If I send you my pics you will kolo oo ,but I live in Swiss, and well to do guy, with the best profession on earth.

victorian:
Do you have all the 4 traits as well?