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TV/Movies / Re: Thief Burnt Alive: A Movie Scene That Looks So Real (Pictures) by Joephat(m): 2:17pm On Oct 14, 2017
Masterclass32:

Biallywood ??
you heard me right, Mr afonja
Crime / Re: Edo SARS Officer Sent Thugs To Beat Up Guy For "Sleeping With His Ex Wife". PICS by Joephat(m): 12:12pm On Oct 14, 2017
hi

modified#

I had to book space and I have nothing to say than to remind the westerners that they should enjoy Military Vaccination.

They need em. So jubril will see something to use and campaign vai 2019

I am off...

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TV/Movies / Re: Thief Burnt Alive: A Movie Scene That Looks So Real (Pictures) by Joephat(m): 12:11pm On Oct 14, 2017
this why we need Biafra so our biallywoid will be competing with Hollywood
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike: My Ex-Wife Loved Watching Women Who Killed Their Husbands & Children by Joephat(m): 12:06pm On Oct 14, 2017
FreeTraining:

I love u dear,,,, many women to marry why is emeka crying over a second hand woman that her breast has already fallen apart

Bro. fear God na, no be emeka fall em?
Health / Re: Ten Ways To Stay Safe From Dreaded Monkey Pox!!! by Joephat(m): 9:43am On Oct 14, 2017
the best way is to stay away from army vaccination..

jubril is the one spraying the disease to get score political point
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike: My Ex-Wife Loved Watching Women Who Killed Their Husbands & Children by Joephat(m): 9:33am On Oct 14, 2017
Emeka Ike, na only you don marry come divorce?


my uncle has married five different wives and he is now single.

he married the first one n divorced her, nobody heard abt it.

he married second one n did the same thing. Instagram no hear em.

until this fifth one. no one hear em and he is planning to marry the sixth one which he will still divorce.

if you no get any movie role to play agn. go farm or start printing recharge cards

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Politics / Re: Key Into Operation Crocodile Smile Medical Outreach, Muslim Group Appeals by Joephat(m): 9:23am On Oct 14, 2017
the group make sense

The west and North need the outreach.
jubril want to spray monkeypox n treat it so he can get political point.
the west will definitely give him what he want. God bless the Yorubas

monkeypox fall on them lik

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Replies A Fan Who Asked ''Wetin Dey For The Boys?'' by Joephat(m): 8:24pm On Oct 13, 2017
banana fall on the beggee and the begged

Romance / Re: No Bra Day 2017. Creating Awareness For Those Precious Melons by Joephat(m): 2:09pm On Oct 13, 2017
registered Vaseline members right now

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Celebrities / Re: 2face, Teju Babyface And King Sunny Ade (Pictured) by Joephat(m): 9:40am On Oct 13, 2017
kiss
Politics / Re: Breaking News - Nigerian Army Invades Bayelsa In Search Of Nnamdi Kanu by Joephat(m): 11:15pm On Oct 12, 2017
undecided
Time to waste the Fulani goats

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Politics / Re: Over N30 Billion Recovered Through Tips From Whistle Blowers – EFCC by Joephat(m): 10:11pm On Oct 12, 2017
Good one from EFCC .

Can APC bring out the shortlisted names for Npower?

we av waited for too long. Now, that we have the money let's get things started

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Celebrities / Re: Semah G. Weifur: The Blind Liberian Boy Flavor Featured In "Most High" by Joephat(m): 8:27pm On Oct 12, 2017
Oh my God

I have this song on my phone, has been enjoying it without knowing that is this blind boy that has such voice

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Travel / Re: Help: A Visa Agent Has Seized My Passport. by Joephat(m): 11:48am On Oct 12, 2017
Saintsquare:
sorry I no stay for lag o,but I believe you can talk to someone to link with a trusted SARS officer, narrate your ordeal to him. That agent will release the passport,sometimes one gotta act strict and go extra miles when dealing with agents.

OK boss
Travel / Re: Help: A Visa Agent Has Seized My Passport. by Joephat(m): 11:39am On Oct 12, 2017
Saintsquare:
u no get friend for SARS office or army?

I don't have, I don't know if u can help me.

He stays in ikotun n I am in mushin
Travel / Re: Help: A Visa Agent Has Seized My Passport. by Joephat(m): 9:16am On Oct 12, 2017
pat1612:

Yes involve police give them small change because as per law passport is property of nation and u are just lawful holder of it.
The guy has committed crime.please collect your passport or report loss as it can be misuse by criminals.

I am scared if police won't turn against me maybe after collecting bigger money from the guy
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 9:14am On Oct 12, 2017
azarenka:

I keep talking about it because that is the standard if you want to come and look for job.It has been said over a 100x on this forum to come in with 3 months visa.It gives you leverage and time to search for a job.
As for telling you how you can get it,that one i don't know.Just keep asking the gurus they will surely tell you. grin cool

Be your brother's keeper na.
Travel / Help: A Visa Agent Has Seized My Passport. by Joephat(m): 8:54am On Oct 12, 2017
I was directed to meet this guy called Paul. A fake visa Agent. I gave him my passport, later on I discovered that he is not the main Agent, that he is working for a man whom he doesn't want me to meet in person.

I told him not to proceed with the visa application that I don't need it anymore, he started demanding $150. According to him, the money is for the invitation letter that was applied on my behalf.

I promised to pay for the invitation only if I see the invitation. Yesterday, I called him n he said that I should be patient with him. I vividly told him that I don't need the visa again and he cut my calls and haven't be picking my calls anymore.

What do I please?
Do I need to involve the police?
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 8:44am On Oct 12, 2017
azarenka:

But Nattybanta warned you on the previous page,that you can never get 3 months visa in those places,you still went and confirmed it yourself,now you are calling gurus in the house again.Na only waka go.

Sister, you keep talking abt this three months visa, tell me how I can get it na

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Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 8:24pm On Oct 11, 2017
I went to Emirate today.

They directed me to vfs and when I got to the office, the lady there told me that they don't process visa for 3months

That its only the 2weeks and a month visas that' are available.

Gurus in the house, what should I do?

@ justi4jesu
Travel / Re: How To Process United States Visa By Yourself by Joephat(m): 8:13pm On Oct 11, 2017
The major problem will be d money in your account.
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 2:04am On Oct 10, 2017
justi4jesu:





None of the above, i just gave him vital information that helped him.

He applied from Nigeria? Bcz I have been applying n no reply
Travel / Re: General Russia Visiting Visa Enquiries.!!!(Lets go support Eagles)!!!. by Joephat(m): 6:37pm On Oct 09, 2017
ppl will finally disappear from zoo...
even though na sweeping, person go go dey sweep..
no time. jobless graduates time up!!!
what r the requirements for the ticket?
the ticket money no go be here..
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 5:42pm On Oct 09, 2017
Valclint:
Good day guys, how are u all doing, let me use this opportunity to publicly thank Justi4Jesu for her help,people like her are case studies to justify the fact that there are still genuine Nigerians out there irrespective of the fact that u haven't met them in person. I will be in Dubai by 17th of October by God's grace to resume my work. I simply want to thank all the members of this Dubai/Qatar thread, your inputs went a long way in helping me out despite the ups and Downs I encountered. I hope to meet most of you as time goes by. Working and exploring Dubai are my objects. I believe I will meet new friends whose exposures will be a source of enlightenment to me which in turn will lead me to greater heights. Gracias my people and may God bless us all.

You got job from her or how did you process your visa?
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Down. It's Not Responding by Joephat(m): 5:37pm On Oct 08, 2017
your phone is fxcking down to earth bruh

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Fc Congratulates Nigeria Super Eagles For Qualifying For The 2018 FIFA w by Joephat(m): 10:22am On Oct 08, 2017
without the terrorist you mentioned.


Zoo wouldn't have made it that's how God has destined it to be.

in as much as Nigerians continue to marginalise the igbos politically, Nigeria will continue to suffer from backwardness and poverty.

igbos are not terrorist but vibrant ppl.. who wants to be given the chance to prove their worth..

congrat super eagles of Nigeria and Biafra
Health / Re: Confirmed Case Of Monkeypox In Akwa Ibom by Joephat(m): 10:13am On Oct 08, 2017
Monkey pox ko Chimpanzee pox ni.



jubril is looking for a way to get money for 2019election

our four fathers ate bush meats successfully without dying of Ebola n monkey pox.. its now that monkey pox will come n kill us.

jubril, keep calm n enjoy your $29b... that money will be okey to even contest for presidency in USA and even in heaven, you can use it to bribe your way to 7virgins.

Allah will grant you 7virgins with such money.

BTW, So Jubril is Yashing that Ashia in the other room.... uhmm. very bad.

buhari will Neva forgive his cabals for that!

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Crime / Re: Lady Arrested For Chopping Off Her Neighbor’s Tongue In Lagos by Joephat(m): 10:02am On Oct 08, 2017
let me imagine what happened to that afonja.

the Geh, he has been admiring, for the first placed her body on him n he lost control. he was thinking maybe the Geh needs him so desperately and wanted to rape him.


he then felt reluctant to actually know her motive. thinking the would kiss him he brought out his tongue and the Geh immediately cut the stuff off n eluded.

that's what happens when you talk too much
Car Talk / Re: A UK Citizen Receives N860 Million Compensation From Government Due To Pothole by Joephat(m): 9:59am On Oct 08, 2017
jubril of Sudanese will travel to this place for relaxation and still come back to give war threats and collate $29b for his cabals


our real terrorist is jubril and ....

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Education / Re: Bride Writing Her Exams In Benue State University On Her Wedding Day (Photos) by Joephat(m): 9:18am On Oct 08, 2017
Gerrard59:



Thank you oh!

That's how they (un)consciously rush young ladies into marriage, making them feel dejected and depressed if they don't marry before a certain age. Tomorrow, same people will complain about why most Nigerian ladies aspire to get married or see marriage as heaven and earth. Nothing like face career or advance your education to further improve one's self and the economy, just marriage straight up!

I cannot blame the ladies, na the kind society person find herself.

brother, I hope you do tell your sisters to mind their instead of making their home?

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