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Crime / Re: Emeka Ugwuonye Exposes Lady's HIV Status To Shame Her After They Fell Out by Joephat(m): 10:12pm On Oct 15, 2017
fergie001:


You don't turn Jack Bauer for the girl matter,hahahaha

No make that kind mistake again Sha ooooo

I swear, I was drunk that day... it was what later ended d relationship, I don't want to repeat such mistake agn.

though, she promised to go for HIV test but I must come along...

me come tear race..
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Hangs Out With Family And Friends (Photos) by Joephat(m): 7:28pm On Oct 15, 2017
what's special abt hanging out na?

today na Sunday, I also hanged out with my family n frds n it didn't make a news..



17th Oct is next morow, we should be more concern abt what would happen to KANU not this taunts

#Modified
Lola is a very fat n ugly woman, I can't consider her above my family. peter is a woman not a Man... he couldn't show her face clearly, the one I am seeing has pimples.

I am sure before, 2years time, Peter will be broke like Sample ekwe crooner and Marvelous Benji and then Lola, an afonja would leave him...

family over Puna..

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Celebrities / Re: Small Doctor Buys His Mother Another Car by Joephat(m): 6:41pm On Oct 15, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

The truth be told;
This car is not befitting of a customized number plate.
The car is not even befitting for a mom.
I'd have preferred he let his mom keep using keke till he can afford to buy her something more decent like a Rolls Royce.

Well....white car for a white garment mom.


Probably from the proceeds of him seeking redress through legal action on Snapchat for leaking his masturbation video.
Crime / Re: Emeka Ugwuonye Exposes Lady's HIV Status To Shame Her After They Fell Out by Joephat(m): 6:19pm On Oct 15, 2017
fergie001:

Guy,u dey make fear catch me?

But you dey correct

Guy, fear catch me pass you.

one Geh wey I do without, I just dey check on her everyday to know if she is sick..

we don breakup but I dey follow em up steady
Crime / Re: Emeka Ugwuonye Exposes Lady's HIV Status To Shame Her After They Fell Out by Joephat(m): 5:24pm On Oct 15, 2017
with the way HIV is gaining prominence.

I don't want any doctor to come here n start discouraging ppl about Vaseline


almost everybody in Lagos is positive...

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Nairaland / General / Re: Confused Monkey Tries To Steal A Burger Through A Car Windscreen In South Africa by Joephat(m): 4:31pm On Oct 15, 2017
nwaanambra1:

abeg wetin NwaAmaikpu do for twitter? undecided
he represented us very well.
the nairaland family
goan ask him
Romance / Re: How Can I Break Up With My Girlfriend Without Leaving Her Heart Broken. by Joephat(m): 4:29pm On Oct 15, 2017
just invite her to your house... Bleep, Bleep and Bleep her again.

when you av made sure she is satisfied. give her drink, sit her down and tell her that is Over..
Nairaland / General / Re: Confused Monkey Tries To Steal A Burger Through A Car Windscreen In South Africa by Joephat(m): 4:03pm On Oct 15, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Survival instincts.
That's a practical example of the famous Zulu proverb that says, "Plenty sit still. Hunger is a wanderer."
This shows that animals will always be animals. All the monkey needed to do was to break that glass, Eat the burger and leave with the camera.
By the way
welcome Sir....
after disgracing us on Twitter

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Labour Rejects N30,000 Minimum Wage Offer By House Of Representatives by Joephat(m): 1:54pm On Oct 15, 2017
lol
Romance / Re: Can I Contact Urinary Tract Infection And Excape Hiv From Someone Having Both? by Joephat(m): 1:15pm On Oct 15, 2017
HIV come plenty for nairaland and Lagos.



That's why, I got my soap steady by my side.


Oga, you can't escape HIV oo. wait for some months or years...the result may finally ball out.

Rest in Peace!
Politics / Re: Atiku: My Restructuring Does Not Involve Change In Current Sharing Of Oil Money by Joephat(m): 11:56am On Oct 15, 2017
see you shooting yourself


my ppl let's be wise.

APC and PDP are not the only party we have in Nigeria. let's look at other parties bcz the two parties don't have any other candidate to offer or better still let's continue with Jubril

why?
because the angel you know is better than...

please, atiku will be a bigger mistake.

I would suggest, my Igbo brothers not to vote anybody vai 2019. the day of election will be nsala day

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Health / Re: Emmanuel Oyediran, Beggar Undergoes Surgery For Colostomy Prolapse by Joephat(m): 11:52am On Oct 15, 2017
what of the Guy's joystick..

I don't trust afonja

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Politics / Re: Militants Threaten To Stop Oil Exploration Over PMB's Focus On Northern Nigeria by Joephat(m): 8:59am On Oct 15, 2017
hh
Crime / Re: Armed Robber Hires Security Guards To Protect His Community Against Other Robber by Joephat(m): 8:55am On Oct 15, 2017
hhh
Car Talk / Re: Man Fined For Strapping Car To A Hot Air Balloon & Flying It 98ft Over The City by Joephat(m): 7:47am On Oct 15, 2017
you see wetin Jibril cause?
Properties / Re: Please Kindly Advise This Young Lady by Joephat(m): 7:44am On Oct 15, 2017
hi
Education / Re: I Was Rape Today By My Teacher by Joephat(m): 7:37am On Oct 15, 2017
Hemcy1:
(1).that teacher must be an Igbo man. (2).this story is not true,maybe you just need nairalanders attention.



OP just go and eat shit.
Igbo-Man or you mean Egbo-Man?
Education / Re: I Was Rape Today By My Teacher by Joephat(m): 7:31am On Oct 15, 2017
agabaI23:
Yes small. Your own sense fit be bigger.

I see
Education / Re: I Was Rape Today By My Teacher by Joephat(m): 10:07pm On Oct 14, 2017
agabaI23:
You're joking? I am very sorry if you are not. You should report to an NGO that take such cases. He should not do it to another. He won't kill you. You may not be the first but yiu have to be the last. Be strong

Oga, you get sense at all?
Education / Re: I Was Rape Today By My Teacher by Joephat(m): 10:06pm On Oct 14, 2017
Did you cum?

Foolish post looking for attention.
Today is Saturday and you're going to school and the guy above believed n actually gave her a suggestion

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Politics / Re: American Lawyers Announce Collection Of Evidence To Prosecute Buhari & Buratai by Joephat(m): 9:22pm On Oct 14, 2017
hello
Romance / Re: Help A Young Corper Teaching Bunch Of Corrupted Students. by Joephat(m): 9:18pm On Oct 14, 2017
and you're feeling like a Superman right?
continue!!
but if another person do your sister no complain
Romance / Re: Ladies Will You Accept A Proposal From Your Soldier Boyfriend Going For War by Joephat(m): 5:49pm On Oct 14, 2017
which war?

how many times have you heard that Nigerian soldiers went for war apart from killing armless innocent ppl or looking for how to inject children with monkeypox?
Education / Re: Please Help! My Student Has Fallen In Love With Me. by Joephat(m): 4:00pm On Oct 14, 2017
danieljessy:
He should b more careful next time.Do u know it is very difficult to bring young girls of that age range back once they go astray(witnessed this first hand)..

thank you sir,

I don't know him in person but we have one blood.
Education / Re: Please Help! My Student Has Fallen In Love With Me. by Joephat(m): 3:05pm On Oct 14, 2017
danieljessy:
he engaged a 15yrs old in a love conversation,he lacks maturity n should b fired in the dick..
Imagine if he was a lecturer then what hun?

please, let him be. he has taken correction. he just got that job recently and doesn't know teaching ethics.

please, there is always a second time

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Steps Out In Gorgeous 'Arab Inspired' Outfit by Joephat(m): 2:54pm On Oct 14, 2017
op, Shea na you cover that her puna or na so she put em?

if na you, on behalf of the Vaseline crew, I beg any mod in charge to block you..

what's the need bringing it up here and that stuff is covered.

na only 2face go dey enjoy em?

I can not continue with you.

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Education / Re: Please Help! My Student Has Fallen In Love With Me. by Joephat(m): 2:49pm On Oct 14, 2017
RapportNaija:


Here it is.... I have receipts, and if it means getting kicked out of Nairaland, I don't mind. I will have a pervert learn! It could your own sister or daughter tomorrow!

let's forgive him..

no job around, don't allow him to loose the one at hand... I am a professional teacher, I know how tempting these students are.

but, that should av been a private issue.

please, remove those pictures of the Geh n d guy too.

God bless you!

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