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Romance / Re: What Nwaamaikpe Said About Dating Foreigners by Joephat(m): 3:56pm On Nov 09, 2017
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Politics / Re: Obiano Declares November 17 Public Holiday Over Anambra Election by Joephat(m): 3:50pm On Nov 09, 2017
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Ofe Nsala day

No election postal is all over anambra

We have more no election postal than the postal of these politicians


I don buy Onitsha yam, na catfish and other delicacies remain now

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Crime / Re: Man Who Wears Double Bra To Disguise As Woman Caught & Paraded In Minna (Photos) by Joephat(m): 3:03pm On Nov 09, 2017
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Politics / Re: Burual Of IPOB Member Killed During Operation Python Dance (Graphic Pictures) by Joephat(m): 2:34pm On Nov 09, 2017
That reminds of Abraham Lincoln and the war he waged against the North Americans.

Abraham Lincoln after being chased and his military men were massacred, decided to invite a drunk to come and lead his men to at least chase the armies who are already closing in on him. Nobody believed in that drunk except Abraham Lincoln.

The drunk was given the mantle of leadership, to lead the Republican armies, he took the power n privilege earnestly and vowed to defend the Republicans.

He organized his men, they killed and chased the armies away and that was the end of mutiny against the Republicans.

After, he had gone to Abraham to announce the success he had recorded, Abraham came out and after looking at the dead bodies, he shook his head and decided to give Different meaning to Democracy and he said, *If all this ppl died for democracy to stand, then democracy should mean, Govt of the people, by the people and for the people*

The blood of thousands of Americans were shed for democracy to stand.

My friend, you're a gallant and you're one of those great men who died for what they believe.

Bruce Mayrock also comes to mind.
May your soul and souls of the faithful departed rest in God's bosom

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Politics / Re: Pictures From Ongoing Kogi State Curfew Day - Citizens React - Screenshots by Joephat(m): 2:26pm On Nov 09, 2017
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Not at all, I was so weak, it was my 10th round that it happened, I slept off and I didn't rem. To remove it, she was enjoying it too
Health / Re: my throat is getting worse. Doctors In The House please Come In by Joephat(m): 2:18pm On Nov 09, 2017
Choose wisely, do you want to die or go to doctor?
Politics / Re: Pictures From Ongoing Kogi State Curfew Day - Citizens React - Screenshots by Joephat(m): 2:07pm On Nov 09, 2017
Kogi, kogi, I was in kogi state not long ago

I had the opportunity to Bleep my girl who is now my ex.

The only thing I can rem. Was that I bleeped her and forgot to remove my dick from her puna until we woke the next day

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Nairaland / General / Re: Psquare Put Their Multi-million Naira Mansion In Ikeja Up For Sale by Joephat(m): 11:56am On Nov 09, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Simple Tips To Create A Perfect Cover Letter Template For Your Job Search by Joephat(m): 11:54am On Nov 09, 2017
You don't need cover letter, you need a frd n oga
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Poses With Rapper Skepta As He Arrives London On Tour With Future by Joephat(m): 1:30pm On Oct 24, 2017
I love skepta, that guy killed that ojulegba remix

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Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 11:57am On Oct 24, 2017
NONNYG:
you're still not getting my point, would have loved to emphasize on this issue but let's not derail this thread. It's for UAE/QATAR prospective/fully migrants

Bro. If you have anything about Bahrain why not say it for ppl to learn..

This traveling section is all abt helping others
Romance / Re: Ex-Corper Who Had Three-some In Owerri With 2 Facebook Girls, Shares Their Pics by Joephat(m): 7:30pm On Oct 23, 2017
Njeps:




ZIK's FLAT ABI, that place dey happen. my lodge MOTEL. (dreadful for some peeps). Lolz
where dem girls' spend a week or two before going home after examz.
Remember the Pharmacy guys tho behind zik's flat. lolzzz.

I rep. Behind flat and odenigwe..

My hood
NYSC / Re: Female Corper Almost Raped By An Okada Man In Ibadan Today (Photos) by Joephat(m): 5:46pm On Oct 23, 2017
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I Wonder if it was nysc that sewed that kind of trouser that exposed your body part for you.


But, you're too ugly, the okada man must be a pervert. I can't even touch you without make up

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Romance / Re: Ex-Corper Who Had Three-some In Owerri With 2 Facebook Girls, Shares Their Pics by Joephat(m): 4:22pm On Oct 23, 2017
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Ray kartins, na comedian and musician

He was my guy then at behind flat in UNN.

I know this is publicity stunt, though he is capable of doing that.

God bless his hustle joor!!

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Politics / Re: How Much Do You Need To Be Paid To Vote In Anambra? by Joephat(m): 2:06pm On Oct 23, 2017
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Travel / Re: What Tourist Center Can I Visit In Dubai? by Joephat(m): 1:55pm On Oct 23, 2017
Go to Dubai section n enjoy yourself.


Are you married?
If not, use d money n come n marry me.

I will give you balance diet.... 3times a day, I hlam faithful.

I have had 30relationships n didn't cheat with anybody. I am muscular n can sweep you off your feet.

Think of my proposal n choose wisely.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Daily News And Update by Joephat(m): 1:30pm On Oct 23, 2017
When is like forever..... Wicked n useless set of ppl working for the government.


I know your when will be 2019 during election. I just pity youths depending on this ppl

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Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 10:36am On Oct 23, 2017
88natzy:

Not yet!!
I am waiting for the visa.
Are you travelling there too?

Exactly, when did u start the processing?
Did you take your certificate to the ministry of education?

Let's connect.
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 11:16am On Oct 22, 2017
88natzy:
Good day house. Please I need urgent clarification. I want to travel to Bahrain and the agent Someone contacted me to has promised me job already asap. I have made payments and for Bahrain visa to him.
My questions are.
1. Do I need to verify my certificates at MOFA , MOE etc.?
2. Is it possible for me to further my education while on a contract work of two years.
3. What are the challenges a Nigerian graduate would face in Bahrain.
3, Is it true that one has to adopt an Islamic name to make ends in Bahrain?
4. Is Bahrain under UAE dominance?

Did you letter made it to Bahrain?
Romance / Re: He Is Spreading HIV, Am I To Blame? by Joephat(m): 8:07am On Oct 22, 2017
This HIV stuff is overrated here on nairaland

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Education / Re: Unbelievable,banner Of Ashawo School In Nigeria by Joephat(m): 7:53am On Oct 22, 2017
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Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 11:06pm On Oct 21, 2017
nattybanta:

been there and its nice, but unless u have someone to guide u there, UAE is ur best bet

Greetings bro. I have this agent who promised to give me a three months visa to Bahrain... He said I will meet job agent that will help me secure a job..

Did you go there to visit a frd?
If yes, which part can I get Nigerians
Crime / Re: 20 Year Old Shot Dead, 4 Others Injured During Crocodile Smile 2 In Lagos by Joephat(m): 10:35am On Oct 21, 2017
:oi don't know if I am happy or sad but there is this tingy feelings in me that says I am happy.



One afonja down. I hope the guy was not part of those guys I laid curses on?

Bcz they will definitely get their score card for supporting injustice..
Career / Re: How Do I Deal With A Staff That Resigns Abruptly? by Joephat(m): 10:20pm On Oct 20, 2017
Pay her joor n don't draw karma to yourself..



No be you get d hotel.

Beside, that girl could a Yoruba demon

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