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RomanceRe: Please Help!! I Just Saw An Abortion Pill In My Fiancee Bag. by Joephat(m): 9:24pm On Sep 25, 2017
Rokia2:
You've never have sex and she's not a virgin Mr congratulations you are officially MUMU number 1.

You are the kind that women use anyhow.

You better wake up.
Your picture is making sense

Did you fix that your behind?
CareerRe: Man Advertises His Dry Cleaning Service In Abuja Traffic (Photos) by Joephat(m): 8:46pm On Sep 25, 2017
shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Tweet Mocking North Korea�� Generals. by Joephat(m): 7:33pm On Sep 25, 2017
grin
CrimeRe: Sharrafaden & Journalists Escape Assassination At Olubadan Palace (Pics by Joephat(m): 3:38pm On Sep 25, 2017
grin
PoliticsRe: Young Soldier Dies In Enugu State After His Passing Out Parade In Kaduna. Photo by Joephat(m): 3:04pm On Sep 25, 2017
Any death that will kill any civilian shall be diverted to all the Nigerian soldiers in the east now..


They don't know surugede dance is only for the spirit
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Most Nigerian Youths Will Remain Unemployed by Joephat(m): 11:24am On Sep 25, 2017
Every dogs n baboons will theorize why youths r unemployed

Its normal shaa
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Falls Into A River During Peaceful Protest In Cameroon (Disturbing Photo) by Joephat(m): 11:05am On Sep 25, 2017
shocked

Buhari n misplacement of priority

Why not send our soldiers to them.

Olodo president..
CareerRe: Ezeanochie Lilian, Female Cobbler: 'Joblessness Inspired Me To Be A Cobbler' by Joephat(m): 11:01am On Sep 25, 2017
dFroshie:
Bro you talk like a frustrated soul you need help
Now that you av discovered that I am frustrated n need help.... How can you help me?

Or you're only good at discovering n no solution?
NYSCRe: Nobody Asked Abia Corpers To Leave The State On Or Before October 1st - NYSC by Joephat(m): 10:00am On Sep 25, 2017
huh

Corps member should stay so we will see zoo animals to slaughter in case the almajris misbehave in the north.

I like that warning, they should call for clearance within that period....

No aboki or afonja leaves..
PoliticsRe: The Three Major Projects Osinbajo Commissioned In Uyo, @ Its 30th Anniversary by Joephat(m): 9:56am On Sep 25, 2017
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CrimeRe: Man Beats His Pregnant Girlfriend To Death In Lagos, Flees (Graphic photos) by Joephat(m): 9:53am On Sep 25, 2017
Is afonja again....... In Dbanj Voice


Wonder what lugard was thinking when he was amalgamating us with these kind of ppl..tufiakwa!
Christianity EtcRe: Police Officers Storm "Noisy" Nigerian Church In Detroit USA, Dance With Members by Joephat(m): 9:17am On Sep 25, 2017
See wetin Dullard Buhari caused

Everybody dancing to Python dance everywhere
PoliticsRe: Kanu: Why FG Can’t Hold Abaribe, Others Responsible - NewTelegraphOnline by Joephat(m): 7:21am On Sep 25, 2017
GetMeRight:
Can we just be honest with ourselves in this country for once? We need to stop all these sensationalism. If FG wanted Kanu dead, he would have been dead. They didn't need him dead but incarcerated. We all know that including you.
I don't blame Kanu or FG, I blame our useless judiciary. Kanu broke all the conditions attached to his bail, yet our lilly livered judiciary was afraid to issue a rearrest order. Yet, IPOBs were going up and down, running their mouths, issuing threats that if Kanu is rearrested, Nigeria would burn down.
If you were the president, you just pretend that all is well.
Diplomacy still remain the ultimate

If I were the president, I would use my prerogative power to order the judiciary to get him rearrested not by deploying soldiers with armoured cars n other ammunitions

Now, the president didn't succeed in getting him n his court case is closed forever and nothing will happen to him. The court won't do him anything bcz the fg has threatened his life.
FoodRe: What Is The English Name For This Fruit? by Joephat(m): 6:04am On Sep 25, 2017
Its cola...


The guy above me, is related to lie Mohammed or he is an APC man...
CareerRe: Ezeanochie Lilian, Female Cobbler: 'Joblessness Inspired Me To Be A Cobbler' by Joephat(m): 11:09pm On Sep 24, 2017
erico2k2:
nah lie, nothing bits hand work at least she can pay her way,Honest work pays, like this she fit make N70k monthly to sort herself out until she arrange, dont forget shoe making does not stop her from looking for work or getting work at an Embassy. One day she might sell shoe to her future boss or Husband.
We are right!
PoliticsRe: Crush The Violent Igbos Now!!! – Top APC Governor Orders President Buhari, Hails by Joephat(m): 11:08pm On Sep 24, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: P'square: Peter And Paul Okoye Split Finally (Details Of The Breakup) by Joephat(m): 10:46pm On Sep 24, 2017
We don hear

I think these duo have no lyrics to produce agn. The last time they came up with this breakup stuff, the released Bank alert n ppl pitied them to play the song even when is nonsense

They were so greedy n stingy

I just admire olamide so much, he was raising ppl while lifting himself.

Psquare should go n rest joor...

Their days of Do me I do you is over.

We are now in the era of Python dance Egwu Eke
HealthRe: Still Stranded 48 Hours After Bone Stock In My Throat by Joephat(m): 10:45pm On Sep 24, 2017
kingui:
But I grow up hearing everybody call that kind of bone biscuit bone. Just checked it up now, thanks for sharing knowledge

that's Nigeria English.

Oyibo no be our own. We borrowed it.
HealthRe: I Think I Am Infected With Gonorrhea by Joephat(m): 10:42pm On Sep 24, 2017
anonymous456:
yea true, that was the last day i talked to her or set my eyes on her though
Don't believe any Geh who will tell you that she is a virgin unless you confirm it.

Gehs r not loyal. I pray you get heal n make sure you check your HIV status n come n giv us your result
HealthRe: Still Stranded 48 Hours After Bone Stock In My Throat by Joephat(m): 10:38pm On Sep 24, 2017
kingui:
Abeg what is the right word, we all learn everyday. Thank you
Brisket Bone


All you need to do is, look for strong fufu n swallow..

Come n thank me later
HealthRe: I Think I Am Infected With Gonorrhea by Joephat(m): 10:34pm On Sep 24, 2017
anonymous456:
i had plans to get married to her...its good stuff like this came up atleast i know ive been the fool all these while sad
Is not good bro.

That's the hardest way to learn.

You messed up, you should have chased her out of your house when you noticed she has been lying to you.

Beside, go check HIV
CareerRe: Ezeanochie Lilian, Female Cobbler: 'Joblessness Inspired Me To Be A Cobbler' by Joephat(m): 10:29pm On Sep 24, 2017
Devane:
Don't worry bro, FP fall on you as from today.
Amen
CareerRe: Ezeanochie Lilian, Female Cobbler: 'Joblessness Inspired Me To Be A Cobbler' by Joephat(m): 10:28pm On Sep 24, 2017
erico2k2:
U sabi all these, shey you don finish UNi, Y U never marry?
STOP this mode of thinking fast!The people who are teh most wealthiest are people who made things out of waht others call rubbish.
Watch n see if she would continue with that job when she is married.

I know most female graduates, who had waited for job n husband for so long before engaging themselves into tailoring.

One was even begging to come n stay with me bcz of the pressure mounted on her by her parents.

Na Niger we dey bro...
HealthRe: I Think I Am Infected With Gonorrhea by Joephat(m): 10:24pm On Sep 24, 2017
grin

See birthday gift

You have been keeping a Geh for five years without touching her?


This Python don dey dance Galala.

Remove, I think* and put *I am infected* bcz you're already infected..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Complaint And Direct Message To Nairaland Mods by Joephat(m): 10:21pm On Sep 24, 2017
You need to be ban on nairaland n in real life


Why always making negative statement?
HealthRe: Still Stranded 48 Hours After Bone Stock In My Throat by Joephat(m): 10:17pm On Sep 24, 2017
No English like biscuit bone..

Correct yourself before I will give you any advice
CareerRe: Ezeanochie Lilian, Female Cobbler: 'Joblessness Inspired Me To Be A Cobbler' by Joephat(m): 10:12pm On Sep 24, 2017
erico2k2:
I never knew marriage was one of the outcome of being a graduate lol
nah people like U dey score 3/100 in common entrance !
Boss.

If her beauty was so exceptional, she should be married instead of being frustrated to the extent of engaging herself in shoe making

I know Nigerian gehs mentality.. She is just fair but her breast is kul, I can suck it for 5hours before penetrating. grin
CareerRe: Ezeanochie Lilian, Female Cobbler: 'Joblessness Inspired Me To Be A Cobbler' by Joephat(m): 10:09pm On Sep 24, 2017
anthony533:
Why are you pained bro. Did she tell you that she is looking for a frustrated man like you to marry? Abeg carry your frustration go sambisa forest undecided
grin
CrimeRe: Man Caught Stealing Meat From Priest's Kitchen In Calabar, Gets Arrested by Joephat(m): 10:07pm On Sep 24, 2017
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CareerRe: Ezeanochie Lilian, Female Cobbler: 'Joblessness Inspired Me To Be A Cobbler' by Joephat(m): 9:52pm On Sep 24, 2017
Niaralanders

Please, what's beautiful abt that lady making shoes?

Is she the first female or graduate to make shoes in other to raise money for her upkeep?

Why will she make front page whereas the other time, I posted a picture of Geh helping her mother to roast yam n it didn't make front page because I don't know seun or lala.

There is God in anything we do oo

That Geh is bleached but not beautiful.. If she is beautiful why is she not married after graduation?

Whosever that pushed this to front page must av received something in kind or in cash.

God bless federal Republic of Zoo.

Modified*
God bless federal Republic of Nigeria. It was auto correct.

Oh!
She is a biafran.. God bless federal Republic of Biafra.

I hope she is not a terrorist!

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