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Health / Re: Delta: Lady Runs Mad After She Was Dropped From A Flashy Car (photos,video) by joetem(m): 10:02pm On Nov 05, 2019
This looks like a substance abuse, they should give him garri, cold water and milk...her eyes go clear
Health / Re: 17-Year-Old Game Addict Dies After Playing Game All Through The Night (Photos) by joetem(m): 9:37pm On Nov 05, 2019
Thatz what happens when we modernize discipline. Few slaps and strokes of cane will restore his sanity in my house.
Failed parents everywhere
Crime / Re: Florida: Heavily Pregnant Mother Kills Home Intruder With AR-15, Saves Husband by joetem(m): 12:24pm On Nov 05, 2019
My home town is more beautiful than this village
Education / Re: 12ft Python Killed In FUTA (Photos) by joetem(m): 11:33am On Nov 05, 2019
Abiola boys are butty, they should take this food to akin deko Hall of Aba (futa South gate)

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by joetem(m): 6:36pm On Nov 04, 2019
mrjaydee:


Poco is this how u treat izzou? A man will still cheat even if you cut off his P3nis! Relax my dear grin


Really!!?? How will a man cheat without his cassava?
Politics / Re: Babajide Sanwo-Olu & Femi Gbajabiamila Show Off Football Skills by joetem(m): 8:22am On Nov 03, 2019
I came to check if he will point!!!... #disapointed

Pointus Pilate
Politics / Re: Strange Baby Born In Maiduguri! by joetem(m): 11:22pm On Nov 02, 2019
PoliticalWitch:
Harlequin fetus aka Harlequin ichthyosis

It's caused by a genetic problem with the genes responsible for skin growth

The gene is autosomal recessive. It is also very very rare.

Infact, any medical person may never see one in his or her working lifetime. I've only seen examples in my textbook

And no, it is not a demonic baby.

The mother had a previous child with the same condition.,it seems, who died later.

For now, the child needs close care. The skin would be very prone to infection, which could be fatal

Can the skin ever be normal again? If not why not euthanasia?? The sight isn't pleasant and the pain will be too much for the baby and the family
Politics / Re: Fake Miracle : "He Has Transformed From Black Prophet To Yellow Prophet" (photos by joetem(m): 11:00am On Nov 02, 2019
It's not bleaching ooo, Na latest camera cause am, I don meet babe of social media, I didn't recognise her when I called for date.

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Properties / Re: Building Collapses In Ikoyi, Many Trapped by joetem(m): 11:10pm On Nov 01, 2019
SultanOfAbia:
Jesus was not crucified, He escaped via the help of Pontus Pilate who Jesus healed his son of epilepsy
At night Jesus escaped prison via the help of a roman guard sent by Pontus pilate .
Pontus adviced Jesus to change his name and go to far country where he lived a secret life with Mary Magdalene and had 5 kids with her.

The Roman Empire during Constantine's reign called all bishops to council Nicaea to re write the story of Jesus to make it look more interesting.
So they added the story of crucifixion, ressurection to make it look epic and removed any trace of the later low key life of Jesus and his relationship with Mary Magdalene and their 5 kids..
Also women were among the disciples of Jesus
The Bishops removed all the names of female disciples and made it look like it was just 12 men
Mary and Joseph had normal sex and Jesus was born. Again This Bishops were given almighty privilege to re write history by Roman empire. So the immaculate conception was added to make it look grander. Jesus was a healer well known for travelling to Egypt,India to further his knowledge of healing from the gurus before he came back to Jerusalem an advanced healer but his tricks soon got him into public eye and the Pharisees..

Were you there?

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Car Talk / Re: Alternative Vehicles For Ehailing by joetem(m): 11:01pm On Nov 01, 2019
eamodu:
Does the auto tyranny comes like that in the 307?which can be driven like a manual, or auto


Sincerely I've not driven 307 before but I guess they are similar in design
Car Talk / Re: Alternative Vehicles For Ehailing by joetem(m): 5:41pm On Nov 01, 2019
eamodu:
Interesting. Heard the auto on the 407 is a bad one. How do you maintain it?

Not in anyway true. The car is a smart car and our mechanics can't handle such, there are several variants of the engine and the ones close to what our mechanics can handle is what I got. Ew10 engines, I the blue one naija used and no issues yet for two years, the other one (grey colour) gave minor issues because I used wrong mechanics who removed so many things telling me they don't matter.
Problems resolved when I returned to Peugeot mechs.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by joetem(m): 8:41pm On Oct 31, 2019
peeps4u:
From "CEOs don't take uber", when his claim was bursted, it turned to "only foolish CEOs rake uber, uber isn't secure for them blablablabla....." and now from "no driver has ever been killed on uber", when his statement was again proven to be wrong, it changed to "Uber can track with phone number", when it was shown to him that it was practically impossible, it changed to "Uber and telcos should blablablaa........."


What's all these intelligence Summersaults?

Really, he has no business here, this forum is for drivers and partners not some jobless being who derive pleasure insulting people.

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Car Talk / Re: Alternative Vehicles For Ehailing by joetem(m): 3:14pm On Oct 31, 2019
eamodu:
What kind of transmission do you have in them?

Both auto
Politics / Re: GUTA Locks Up Nigerians’ Shops In Kumasi by joetem(m): 12:13pm On Oct 31, 2019
chrisagyei:
You Nigerians are very funny oo.I already told you that GUTA already hate you and had just gotten the perfect opportunity to get all Nigerian competitors and traders out from Ghana. Remember that Ghana is already 30 million people and has the second largest economy in West Africa and higher GDP per capita than Nigeria. There're more than 4 million Nigerians living and working in Ghana together with their families. Ghana doesn't really produce anything for exports into West Africa except some few alcoholic companies. Now if these millions of Nigerians living in Ghana are frustrated and forced out of Ghana, your same people will be shouting ECOWAS and xenophobia. Now let's see if any Nigerian will shout ECOWAS again. Just this year,just 400 Nigerian shops and businesses were locked in just one spare parts town in another city called Kumasi alone and you people were all over the place. You wannabe giants were mocking our leaders that they're begging you. For them they always want peace just like the South African leaders try to make peace buh we the people of Ghana don't want to see you Nigerians in our country and don't even care or heard of any border closure .F**k peace. That's the honest situation on the ground .Seriously I love my country Ghana more than myself." God Bless our Homeland Ghana, And Make Her Great And Strong ".I hate to see my fellow brothers and sisters from Nigeria insult my nation Ghana.


Have you eaten today? Cos ghanians don't have food to eat and few of them have money to buy day since border closure

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Car Talk / Re: Alternative Vehicles For Ehailing by joetem(m): 9:08pm On Oct 30, 2019
tayoccu:



What’s the cost of maintenance like? How available are the parts?

Available everywhere, ladipo, Ikeja ,and alaguntan, the blue one has not given any issue for two years now, so I will recommend anyone to go for that variant of engine, very fuel efficient and self-diagnostic display system. The other one gave me issues when I used wrong mechanic. But I learnt my lesson. Parts hardly get issues

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Celebrities / Re: Falz’s Haunted House 29th Birthday Party (More Photos) by joetem(m): 7:10pm On Oct 30, 2019
TheExecutioner:
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You are maded ooo,you got me laughing
Car Talk / Re: Alternative Vehicles For Ehailing by joetem(m): 6:39pm On Oct 30, 2019
Rubbiish:

Did u replace them sir?
I thought all 407 comes with a V6 engine?

Nope, follow come ooo, a whole lots of them are 4 plugs, I got them through someone on Nairaland
Car Talk / Re: Alternative Vehicles For Ehailing by joetem(m): 6:15pm On Oct 30, 2019
Rubbiish:

Those cars are 407 with V6 engine
U use it for ehailing?

4plugs and very efficient
Politics / Re: President Akufo-Addo Speaks On Nigeria Border Closure by joetem(m): 8:50am On Oct 30, 2019
psychologygh:
what do you poor 200 million poverty capital of the world citizens want from Ghana that you always post Ghanaian news on your stupid site.Leave us alone!!!If you want to feel respected,better solve your extreme poverty and stupid divisions. Ghana's economy is growing at 8% whilst yours is crawling below 2% with your population growth rate of more than 3% being higher than your economic growth rate which is abnormal. To hell with your zoo country and leave Ghana alone.Let any stupid mod ban me for telling you not to report any Ghanaian news on your stinking forum.Poor cows living in a zoo.

Obviously you need attention, black mamba like you, why is your country shouting nah, allow us to close our border in peace, is it your border?

Na only sneeze naija sneeze ooo, even far away India and Indonesia dey feel am, they beg, your government officials have been in an out of Abuja begging, you are here shouting like sokoto goat.
In fact we won't open border until your president kneel down, beg and cry on national TV, post letter of apology on 5 national newspapers and promise to stop exporting that organs damaging drinks produced in your country.

Mind you, the whole gh isn't as big as Ikeja in terms of economy.

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Car Talk / Re: Alternative Vehicles For Ehailing by joetem(m): 12:55pm On Oct 29, 2019
Luxurydriverng:


What's the code for the 406 engine? heard it's a very fuel efficient vehicle

Yes, super fuel efficient, and have self diagnostic system, you just have give attention to every complaints that pop up on the display screen.
The engine model is ew10, and the other one is ew10a

Car Talk / Re: Alternative Vehicles For Ehailing by joetem(m): 4:55am On Oct 29, 2019
I have two Peugeot 407 on the road.
Ew10 engine is superb, excellent and and combo of luxury and performance.

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Car Talk / Re: Your Motor Guru Is Here! Ask Your Questions... by joetem(m): 4:18am On Oct 29, 2019
What about 407?
Politics / Re: Only Those Doing Well Should Be Called ‘Excellency’ – Sanwo-olu by joetem(m): 3:54am On Oct 29, 2019
Op you no try ooo, can't you take pix of him when pointing? I'm sure he pointed when delivering the speech
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Inspecting Repair Works On Lagos Roads (Photos) by joetem(m): 5:29pm On Oct 28, 2019
You forgot to snap when he was pointing These pictures are incomplete and inconclusive

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Celebrities / Re: AMAA: Banky W Congratulates His Wife, Adesua Etomi by joetem(m): 5:13pm On Oct 28, 2019
iamJ:
For a moment there, I tot she won an Oscar


This bald ode, always hyping this agama lizard that he calls a wife

Useless actress, 1 Kobo talent like this, she no get


All her movies, it's so obvious that she was acting, hype left and right


As for banky, I no blame you, after years of woman rejecting your bald spermatozoas, u finally found one that was ready to accept having bald sons and daughters


We understand u bro


Why are you so bitter? Have you eaten today?
Why not concentrate this energy to make money and fame, at least 1% of what banky is....

It is well with you, pls try and drink lots of water too, you will be okay.

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Travel / Re: David Nwachukwu Dead: Kelechi Iheanacho PA Dies While Returning From Nightclub by joetem(m): 8:03am On Oct 27, 2019
DarkJeddi:
Even an AMOURED car will not save you from recklessness..

You are right, but to a large extent, higher chances of survival

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Travel / Re: David Nwachukwu Dead: Kelechi Iheanacho PA Dies While Returning From Nightclub by joetem(m): 8:02am On Oct 27, 2019
Hoodbilonia:
Toyota nko

Toyota Na plastic, BMW can be included
Travel / Re: David Nwachukwu Dead: Kelechi Iheanacho PA Dies While Returning From Nightclub by joetem(m): 11:02pm On Oct 26, 2019
One of the reasons to drive Peugeot, Volvo and maybe Benz, the safety is topnotch... Rip bro. May God give the family fortitude to bear the loss

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