ovieigho:


But I don’t think it’s own “Rotimi “ is that Yoruba name that means “durotimi”( Rotimi) o
I think rivers has names like “ ebiitimi “, ndutimi “rotimi…etc ….which might be different meanings

Stop advertising ur ignorance here, his parents named him after a foremost lawyer FRA Williams

shoe gbengbe, bata yahoo

DitariDisciple2:
Ijaw Republic our home.Ijaws being the 4th largest tribe and having a population of over 10 percent of Nigeria deserves 2 more states and more LGAs for Bayelsa state.
Bayelsa state is bigger than 10 Nigerian states and have over 550 villages and settlements but are so marginalized in times of LGAs.
Forget that lie population figure in book that many falsify.
The truth remains.
All Nigeria's offshore oil go with Ijaw Republic because we are the ones sharing borders with the whole ocean.


Ijaw produces over 90 percent of all Nigeria's crude oil but were unjustly balkanized into Ondo, Edo, Delta, Bayelsa, Rivers and Akwa-Ibom States when all Ijaw areas are fully together and are not scattered by God.
The Lovers of Ijaw Nation Organization is asking the Nigerian system to restore us to none balkanized by creating Toru-Ebe State (for Ijaws of Ondo, Edo, Delta), Oil Rivers State (for Ijaws of Rivers and Akwa-Ibom States and increase Bayelsa LGAs to the proper number as it is in other States.
These states are economically viable.

Failure to do this, we are going to take full militant actions in every way so as to leave Nigeria and go for Ijaw Republic.

Can u just keep shut, the whole of bayelsa is not up to Alimosho local govt and u are here making noise. Because people allow your miserable tribe to fish in their backyard you now want to claim their lands. Make una try the nonsense in ondo state, una go collect wotowoto.mtcheeeew

We call them NFA, i was one of the shortest and brightest in the class then, so i sit in the front. Curiousity made me mix with the NFA's and i join them to play "after round one, original panadol extra" whenever i lose, the slap the hell out of my tiny hands, even if i will, slapping their hands , i will still be the one to feel pain.... Mumuni, iya eeeee, anywhere you are ooo

Datikwerreboi:

A month gala business will cover your mama and papa salary for a year ewu

weyrey a gala seller cannot make my one month pay in two life times, so imagine how many gala hawkers i can feed. probably half of ebonyi state

cant you guys noticed the guy was forcing himself to run, so tired and may fall ill after the show

why is she so ugly?

Datikwerreboi:

Yes ahead in skull mining and jobless graduates

hehehe, they dont mine skull in Ekiti, graduates are resourseful and self reliant. Not gala selling peeps like ebonyi indigenes

tydi:
Be like Afonja copy their skull mining from the chinkos

no way.... the chinkos are the ones copying agonjas

Enyimbafc:
If i could remember,ekiti and ebonyi state where created same year.Where is ekiti state today.

Ekiti is still ahead of ebonyi on so many fronts

even we running biz as citizen here wan run, the environment is too toxic, configured to choke start ups or else you choose to be corrupt to stay afloat. No standard checks, evil and unwholesome practices thrive without challenge.... Abeg make dem go

calabar and ondo to the world

HBB1:


Bastard!!!


This cracked me up!

P.S: I am Yoruba by the way

lol.....i be yoruba too

HBB1:




What mining?

skull

Truely Yorubas are blessed it ICT, it seems to come natural with them, their problem is the mining

EHoudini:
At the peak of fuel scarcity my wife befriended a filling station manager- a mallam! She got two full tanks of fuel, one for herself, another for her friend; and 20L for me. I innocently and gladly accepted, in a jerrycan. I didn't even pay, to be honest.

Few days later, when we had a little misunderstanding, she bragged to me that the fuel I've been using to cruise around was given to her by a man like me! Dangerous talks.

Since then, even we settled somewhat she's been receiving strange calls at odd hours.
Few nights ago, I was woken up by her shouts on the phone; that she's a married woman and that the person on the other end should stop calling her! I couldn't help but think and believe it's the manager. As though she didn't know she was married before she swindled the man of his fuel!

With all the aphrodisiacs (buran tashi) these mallams use, her (my wife's) nyansh go don suffer.

There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!

No need to pray for you, you have been delivered. God has shown you what is planning to kill you. Do the needful, if u have kids, do DNA and move on..... No need for further investigation, she has been nacked. If u doubt me, send her to come and buy fuel from me.

But on a serious note.... You need to leave her

Wakeup0oo:
Bro, firstly carry the said baby boy to a real hospital and conduct a test if it's your child. If the child is not then send her packing and retrieve your shop for being deceived.

If it's your child then hold a family meeting with the elders including her parents and tell them you are resolving the half done marriage then take full responsibility for only I repeat only the child and move on.

But seriously you don't have sense you dey nack person wey you no even toast and think say na only you, do you Know how many house she can cook for.

me sef dey find who go cook ooo

premierlead:
She was mum's favourite girl in the neighbourhood, pretty and respectful. She will always kneel down while greeting her parents and elders outside even at 24 and already done with OND in one of the southwest polytechnic. Mum and her mother worked together in the same company while growing before they both married though her mum is a bit younger. After a long time which they have separated, they discovered that their hubbies built house in the same area, three streets to each other.

It all started when I was running a postgraduate program and was busy with research, thesis writing and a lot of practices for presentation and seminars indoor. Sometimes it took me three weeks to see the sky outside as I was always inside the house and our tenants didn't know someone is in when everyone left the house. I was just in my 30ls and my fiancee was no more serious as a result of what she always referred to as "academic stuborness" then.

Each time I was in the room busy with my papers, mum would call on this girl that she's going out and that she should helped in preparing the raw food she bought while coming from the office and after preparing the meal, she should serve me and herself, then she would go for long time before returning. Lo and behold each time this babe served me my food, something always entered something that it became a custom that two rounds must happen, first immediately mum left and second after the succulent meal.

Finally she was pregnant and mumsy took every responsibility to the extent that she bought new dresses for her and her average beauty turned to full pretty. We did a little traditional wedding, few people from her family and mine were in attendance. She gave birth to a bouncing baby boy under our roof in the heat of covid19 and the baby was like my half. Now I am done with the program and managing with a private polytechnic. I gathered money with the one mum gave her to start a provision business and she opened the business inside one big fish depot not too close to the house.

To cut the long story short, I travelled back home from where I was working unannounced last week and headed straight to her business place and what I saw really baffled me. I was in her shop for complete more than 10 minutes watching her displaying love with a guy who I later learnt was a bus driver that fish sellers always hire to carry their wares from the depot to their various selling points. She put her two hands around the guy and the guy placed one hand on top of her butts and the other at the back of her head. The old women were carousing and shouting, "ah, husband and wife, won't you give her feeding money" they were like that was not their first time and they have been doing like that since long ago, it was truly as if they are dating and banging each other. It took the noise of her son carried by one of the strangers (fish seller) for her to be released by this driver guy. She almost collapsed when she saw me inside her shop as she collected her baby from the stranger.

She did not come home straight that day as she first called mum if she was back. Though I haven't inform anybody since that day because I am still boiling inside of me till now and she has been reading it on me

I just need to share it to relieve me a bit

God just showed you what will likely kill you in the nearest future. All u need do is, gather small change do DNA test, once you confirm the baby is urs, u can tell her to nurse the baby with the assistance of your mum.
Go ur seperate way, look for an educated woman with vision and purpose. Marry and move on.
If you forgive and take her back, this will hunt u your entire life and lead to illness, or will start pushing u to have side chics, from tbere u will start having issues with ur finances, personal growth and development.
My guy.... Mooooove

make dem sha allow nigerians enter come hustle after the war, they will need workers for massive rebuild

Angry Benin boy... when u mention italy, na benin dem

SmartPolician:
Buhari should intervene at once to avert this looming strike.

Runs away

Come back here, why are you running, which Buhari are u talking about

Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

What is the name of ur village? Those people are strong.

When next u go for interview, do not eat anything, at best drink warm water before leaving home, it helps u concentrate and keep brain active, your body wont mess up as well. I wish you all the best. If they didnt call you, cheer up, brace up its not the end of the world. Better offer awaits you. Thatz how it works

oz4real83:
Also ban estimated electricity billing system, the legislature keeps making only resolutions instead of making laws to ban estimated billing, you can't win a court case against a power company when there are no laws to use against them. I'm tired of paying for electricity that isn't available, na that one concern me, not an individual who is an adult but still confused about the sex he belongs to.

I dey same boat with u, dem go still cut wire and bring bill the following week even if u no use light for the whole month. No be juju be that?

Kobicove:


People only do that rubbish of wasting electricity if they're not the ones paying for it

Now they know whatsup... no more freemeal in freetown

he is already behaving like president... chai...

blackmamber:
Hello room
I Have a duplex here in lekki which also has a 1bedroom flat in the same block for Rents

There’s a bathtub in every toilet including the 1bedroom flat I rented out

I decided to rent the 1bed room flat to this man. He’s a lawyer and he is married ,what I noticed is that his wife is jobless and she waste too much water
They use the bathtub everyday and that consume about 400litters *(2) =800 litters of water and also uses the washing machine daily
This bothers me because we are using the same prepaid meters and I am the one who pays the basic amount
He pays just 6k every month which this last bills was 34,600 naira for electricity

Before I got the tenant ,I pay just 6k-8k per month for electricity

I use to pump the storex twice in a week but now sometimes 2 times in a day
She washes and use the bath tube everyday , the machine and use other appliances

Please how do I caution this people since they moved in I paid for another prepaid meter and nothing is delivered till now

is your tenant from ekiti?

Anyways the solution is simple, call for a brief meeting/orientation and make them understand ur pains, was in the same shoe as urs untill last week, i have to tell them i cant be their Jesus or Mohammed. Infact i had to sit dem down, loaded a prepaid and make them check the unit, after pumping we checked the unit again, we did the calculation together and make them realise the cost. One other boy squating with me will leave his light bulb and fan running and leave home till he returns in the evening. Now everyone understand the Maths.

Codeye:

That's not true

Google is ur friend


https://www.google.com/amp/s/businessday.ng/amp/columnist/article/from-happiest-to-angriest-people-on-earth-nigerias-sad-story/

before APC, Nigeria was once a nation with the happiest people in the world

there will be a lot to cash out after the war. There will be plenty construction work. Make men begin dey apply for Visa

Ope oooo, we miss them oo, even though we no dey listen to them. Han han, e come be like say dem rum comot naija.
Like say dem don go the new world leave us for here.
Welcome back. Make una bring plenty books ooo

Nnamike786:
I am an uber driver who has been driving for someone with corolla car. Now i wish to get my own but due to cost have opted for European car. Pls which European car especially audi or Volkswagen will be good in terms of ruggedness and fuel efficiency for ubber Job. I would really appreciate if am advised based on experience. Thank you very much���

If you can manage to get very clean and carefully maintained peugeot 406/407, you are good to go.

Honda city 2005/2008.
Very fuel efficient and easy to use.

VW isnt bad either.

vickydevoka:

lies. first thing u should consider in marriage is money and not looks. if u get money wella like president ur wife ugly and you ugly people go respect you. your children go ugly dem go still respect them. if them want them fit marry the finest people if them wish.
first thing u suppose consider as a poor man or average man na how to become excessively rich. now u need inside of a women not outside as an element to achieve that

I quite agree with you too.But either of them can marry someone who has those qualities you mentioned along the physical attributes i described. Ask M.I the kinda trolling and yabbing he faced while growing up. Now his kids will continue from there. He should be ready to birth Bianca and Will smith